The value of an object is directly proportionate to the affection and/or admiration that object is given by an individual. Take Pedro, he went from a lonely, abandoned hunk of metal to a legendary main character and guardian sword of Becka's house.
A good word of advice: Pedro needs a cozy sweater(use something like a sock) so that on the rare chance that Pedro is used to defend against intruders, Pedro isn’t susceptible to being grabbed and used against you.(the sock will slide off, leaving the would-be thief bewildered due to being unable to disarm you)
@@andrewdowns3673 it’s more like covering it in grease, so when someone grabs it, instead of having Pedro in their hand, they have a much more harmless sock. Also helps with the cleanup.
Pedro's origin story legitimately sounds like an underdog story. No one knows where he came from or who his previous owner was, nor what he did in his past life. But he was there, waiting, all alone until his loving owner found him.
I'm a mega sucker for magic swords in D&D and fantasy so this is perfect. The way 'Pedro!' is spoken litterally does feel like a super serious honor for a lone, abandoned weapon.
Pedro, el digno, es posible que aún no hayas sido utilizado para tu propósito completo, pero cuando lo hagas, será tu más fuerte. And yes I'm talking to a literal bat over here thankyou
Every sensible young lass should have a Pedro for emergencies. Edit: Hey since every one is sharing their own Pedro's I'll share mine I don't have a bat but I have a heavy model lightsaber and a psycho cat. Great in emergencies
I have Ronnie. He is a conformist among heavy pipe wrenches. He is bright yellow and wears his color with pride. Woe betide anyone who attempts to gain access to my room when Ronnie is on guard.
Pedro is a magical infused bat, it does not give any extra damage or accuracy however it does add a spanish guitar riff after you say its name. it magically knows what kind suits the context of your sentence
@@djsrandomness9111 similar, but pedro can alternate between sounding majestic and threatening depending on context, a feat that hobos revolver cannot do
Thought then again, it ties back to that main character in a video game thing. Usually the weapon is special, being the sole inhabitant of a storage unit seems fitting.
If some breaks into your house and you don't say "Pedro sends his regards" or something similar you have wasted the entire purpose of having a baseball bat with a name
Then In the back of the cop car they will be like “what the @?&#$! kinda gang crap did I just try and rob, and who the heck is pedro, do I need to be scared now, is he going to come after me, do I need to go into witness protection, should I be happy I’m going to jail?!?” And they will never know it was just the name of the bat they got wacked with as they spiral down into a vortex of worry over that single sentence
I can just tell Pedro is powerful. First off, its named. And second, carrying it around the house in tense situations, it’s definitely with Becca’s vibes now.
i once shot someone to death with my glock named crawford III. i got away with it on account of self defense but really i just shot a lost hiker. ole crawford could never do any wrong tho
For the record if u keep a bat by ur bed for protection u should put a long sock over it so if someone tries to wrestle it out of ur hands they’ll grab the sock which will slide off giving u any chance for another swing….
@@comicalsamaraizac2466not if u can swing harder than your average 6th grader and even then the point is the sock will make it harder to wrestle out of ur hands
@@comicalsamaraizac2466 It's a metal bat. That sock ain't gonna do nothing but make you question your own worth when you're the one who get's KO'd with a bat with a sock on it.
