Penny and Red at The Crossroads of Diesel 

Penny drive car : )

"penny, be careful, the fuel is getting reactionary" oh fuck the fuel is gonna start calling me slurs

"Oh boy, can't wait to cross these roads fast and furiously!" - Penny probably

Neat things about this game: - Sonequa Martin Green - Cam is a non binary protagonist played by a non binary actor (Asia Kate Dillon) Bad thing about this game: - Everything else

9:44 I do so love how Penny is so dedicated to her amogus cars bit that she doesn't even acknowledge the fact that the truck just kickflipped off of a tree

"I was there at Race Wars" sure is a sentence someone casually thought out and had to act.

Penny describing Amongus 2 to a man having a mental breakdown while Amy Rose’s them from SA1 playing in the background caused me to fade from this plane of existence, violently.

Out of everything I expected from Penny playing a Fast & Furious game, creating Open World Car Among Us is the last thing I thought was going to happen.

It's great to have a visionary like Red... love it when they put on an insanely well timed playlist and say Piss

Shoutout to that bus that absolutely slammed into that semi for no reason at 28:13

14:47 the ford pinto was poorly designed as to where it placed the fuel tank. If rear ended hard enough the car would just fucking explode, so Red you are right: you're even more fucked

4:56 He's not even grabbing the fucking jacket.

It's actually kind of amazing how the driving in the driving game feels terrible when the studio that made this game specializes in racing games.

20:58 Hearing Silver the Hedgehog mumble about the cops coming after them MASSIVELY improved the quality here

6:12 I like how penny didn't notice that A CAR LOADED IN AND CONTINUED TO DRIVE ON IT'S SIDE

Honestly, the fact that they made a story mode with original characters (one of ‘em being NB in respectful fashion) is way more than I was expecting. Kudos

Red is my inspiration. The two of you are FKING INSANE together, this is the most i've enjoyed a youtube video in weeks. i also choked on my water when penny choked on her tea and also got hiccups but i think that was a defense against the cops

Vin really knocked it out of the park with this game, truly a visionary

"What is a cooler jump than the jump from life to death?" My life motto 💖

"They look like models from Imagine Fashion Designer" ever since they modded that game for Salty, Red has been forever changed

Even when they're saying the wildest shit red's voice is so soothing

30:00 Don’t call it “Race Wars”! Don’t call it that, video game!

Penny and vehicular manslaugther. Name a better combo

the fact that it took me several seconds to find the egg after it was added is a testament to how that menu is what happens if tony stark sneezed while holding all of his hologram tabs

Imagining Penny and Red in the cars as they're talking is sending me lol

27:07 I would’ve never seen that coming!

25:28 Penny just Fucking Vaporizes a car

The first ever game to add a gaslight button. Truly an innovation in gaming...

5:21 Imagine Fashion Designer is mentioned. The Red cinematic universe deepens, now with a Salty crossover.

its insane that this is a game where the ONLY gameplay is driving because the driving feels like it belongs in a game where you only drive about 10% of the time

But will Vin's omnipotent love for his family finally conquer the vibes of rude mountain?

Penny’s Amogus Cars idea has me thinking. Pixar’s Cars 2 was a genre-defining espionage thriller, but its follow up, Cars 3, was a return to the racing focus of Cars 1. I say that there should be a true sequel to Cars 2, in the form of a film version of Penny’s Amogus Cars idea. It will be called: “An Impostcar is Among Us”

Unironically, Fast & Furious is one of the best series ever made. Insanely stupid action and chases with unironic and earnest himbos. I love it so much. Fast 5 is peak cinema.

I feel like the custom playlist really enhanced the experience. Didn’t expect to hear Recettear and Persona in the same video but I am here for it.

my brain is warped to the point where everytime I watch this I only hear this as Blaze and Silver having a night on the town

Penny's laugh is a fucking joy lmao.

Sonic referenced Vin Diesel, so I like to think playing as Vin Diesel while 06's final boss music is playing is his way of doing the reverse.

Love your collabs with Red! I hope you two can stream together more often!

Penny hitting cars sounds like the vine boom on my phone speaker.

It’s something about Penny rolling the car over off a tree branch while My Sweet Passion is playing in the background that gets me

God I love Red, their voice is pure dopamine hits to my brain

"Late 360 Shove-It to Boneless" TEEN GIRL SQUAD REFERENCE SPOTTED!

The timing of the Persona 5 music was beautiful.

27:05 😼 "Looking Cool, Vin diesel!"

"Mr. Nobody is one of the generic-looking Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts with a funny little hat, like a bowler cap." "Yeah, and he's called Mister because he's the only one with a personality." How dare you slander Axel like this, I can't believe you've done this. /j

never watched F&F but everytime they mentioned Mr Nobody I just thought about the dc villain, who is an insane 2 dimensional question mark man who's ability is to literally absorb people's sanity

Even the small detail of Fantasy Life being the background ost validates me, I love that game

Real cowardly move not calling this episode 'Orgynized Crime'

5:22 So does that game live rent-free in Red's head?

6:12 Why the fuck did one of those cars on the left spawn on its side?! It's hilarious!

god everything red touches turns to gold

27:08 They really didn't see that coming, did they?

RU-vidr: *plays a game where they drive a car* RU-vid: "Is this GTA V?"

8:55 Who needs that when you can let your little brother handle the Kirby Star Allies Friend Star/Train sections? Now THAT'S anxiety inducing!

That trick went from "ellie make it as many points as you want and call it whatever you want" to "ITS STRAWBERRY FUCKNUTTER 6000 POINTS TIMES 420" very quickly lol

The going svd (Super Vin Diesel) bit just actually turned into the plot of the cell saga and I appreciate that

The menu was so cluttered that i thought that they forgot to edit in the egg

Kudos to the captions. In general, but also because I only just now spotted the [goofy (not Goofy) voice] bit.

6:21 this is a really funny bit but also Fantasy Life music : )

This is a fun one to come back to, Penny and Red are a funny combo.

red’s comic looks so cool!!

Imagining Penny and Red casually talking while in a car that's just doing flips and shit is hilarious

"Now I've been told drive has something to do with it..." "Drive has *everything* to do with it!"

27:08 *persona 5 music* Penny: *loud cackling*

I like to think that all the background songs being played during the stream came from the car radios themselves and not Penny

JJAJSKSJSJSJ THE FANTASY LIFE MUSIC AT AT 11:53 FINALLY THE GAME GETS SOME ATTENTION

I skipped to a random place in the video and I just hear, "Get whatever bug crawled up your ass and get it out now!"

Penny: "What if I closed my eyes, and you like, directed me on where to go?" Red: "That sounds awful, let's do it." Also, if I don't see this get a Fandub, I will lose my mind.

More like Penny and Red at the cool people club. Because Penny and Red are cool.

Vin Petrol in "Quick and Hateful"

I think the best part of this is when Penny is pitching the idea of Demolition Derby Among Us to a terrified Sebastian as she accidentally does a perfect Aileron Roll flip off a tree

These Vehicle moments oughta be scrumptious

I feel Red on the left-right confusion. Being left-dominant ambidextrous both hands are basically interchangeable but left nudges into being my #1 direction, but so much of the time I'm mentally switching against my intuition to better fit how right-handers see things, that under pressure right (everyone else's #1) translates out my mouth as _my_ #1, "left". Deadass, saying directions out loud I sometimes need to hold up my hands and visually set it straight _my hand_ or _other hand?_ Which is challenging to do while driving in the middle of arguing with your sister on the highway.

*CAR CRIMES CAR CRIMES*

"I have done nothing but accrue debt for 3 days" welp we found my new discord status

19:38 sweet moves, thomas

“Accessibility roulette” is the best,and only, way I can describe waking up.

4:29 It's so fucking good my cheeks hurt from laughing

27:06* I’m a person who still laughs at my favorite funny moments even after repeating them 10 times This is definitely one of those moments; oh my gosh the TIMING, the setup, everything!

0:40 Vin Diesel proves he is self-aware.

First & Furious

“Let’s just kinda hope this is a good entry point to the franchise.”

When she said the brake down site joke, I could only imagine her brake dancing in her room at 3:00 am

28:40 “It’s the *Gitchy Feelin’!* It’s that *terrible* feelin’ that makes your head swim, an’ your legs wobble! It’s a powerful *omen* of *bad things to come!“*

3:59 yeah, you did it! you crashed the car, you killed them! woohoo!

I love how chaotic this thumbnail is

red making a fucking imagine fashion joke... saltydkdan/snapcube crossover when

15:19 Look, ma! I made it into the yuotoobes!1!

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we stay hungry we stay hungry i'm so hungry

Penny you passed up a primo Chicago reference. "This game has me in a state. Which one? Ill."

The main menu is what I imagine a seizure to be like.

So good to hear reds voice, their video on Shrek is amazing

"i sure hope this is a good entry point to the franchise" .....

6:11 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SIDEWAYS CAR??

mr. nobody is bob odenkirk in the 2021 movie “nobody”

more redbuddi plz

Fun fact: the original Fast and Furious movie was supposed to be named Race Wars

the other vin diesel driving game, wheelman, is much more fun. you can jump from your car into the car of another person, it's ridiculous.

10:57 This entire video in a nutshell

You all know who is the target audiance for this kind of games? yeah, Family! kilmeplease.