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Philomena Cunk vs Children 

Philomena Cunk
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How do they make chickens into turkeys?
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.

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@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 6 месяцев назад
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.
@jacknacchan3532
@jacknacchan3532 6 месяцев назад
she is a small adult after all, she know things
@solemnwaltz
@solemnwaltz 5 месяцев назад
Are you jokin' me?
@matthewmitchell3457
@matthewmitchell3457 5 месяцев назад
Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.
@AndreaCuchetto
@AndreaCuchetto 5 месяцев назад
@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.
@elioesposito8370
@elioesposito8370 3 месяца назад
this killed me 💀
@tiakitair135
@tiakitair135 2 месяца назад
Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal
@BaronRodney
@BaronRodney 29 дней назад
More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 25 дней назад
...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂
@thanatonyxmoura
@thanatonyxmoura 5 дней назад
Finally, a worthy opponent!
@JohnJaneson2449
@JohnJaneson2449 7 месяцев назад
"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣
@stephenstephen6754
@stephenstephen6754 6 месяцев назад
😂
@Nippleless_Cage
@Nippleless_Cage 3 месяца назад
The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂
@davebertoletti
@davebertoletti 3 месяца назад
“Ok” 😂
@gesxsefs
@gesxsefs 3 месяца назад
ひどいな😂
@mikefraser4513
@mikefraser4513 3 месяца назад
She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements
@blaze4111
@blaze4111 4 месяца назад
"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce" i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD
@gerardjayetileke4373
@gerardjayetileke4373 Месяц назад
And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣
@BaronRodney
@BaronRodney 29 дней назад
​@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔
@gerardjayetileke4373
@gerardjayetileke4373 23 дня назад
@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.
@aamodbk5064
@aamodbk5064 19 дней назад
i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man
@Zerobob26
@Zerobob26 18 дней назад
I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.
@drewmckenna7
@drewmckenna7 Месяц назад
The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough
@daydays12
@daydays12 Месяц назад
Really smart, take no nonsense girl!
@xxjcd702
@xxjcd702 18 дней назад
she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historian and scientifics philomena interviews do lol
@oFimdoComeco
@oFimdoComeco 6 дней назад
That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.
@ebonyblack8109
@ebonyblack8109 День назад
The way she says it so frankly😂
@carnelianfox5010
@carnelianfox5010 4 месяца назад
“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.
@blopartDGRI
@blopartDGRI 2 месяца назад
I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')
@larssonk22
@larssonk22 2 месяца назад
@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?
@blopartDGRI
@blopartDGRI 2 месяца назад
@@larssonk22 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the ! (feat. Spiderman) for some reason)
@waqasahmed939
@waqasahmed939 9 дней назад
​@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.
@Donice09
@Donice09 4 месяца назад
“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂
@user-fx7ph9eu8z
@user-fx7ph9eu8z 10 дней назад
That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke
@YouzTube99
@YouzTube99 6 дней назад
@Donice09 Cunk may be a Scientologist.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 День назад
Some children are more adult than some adults.
@foucault8964
@foucault8964 4 месяца назад
“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.
@daydays12
@daydays12 Месяц назад
So good.
@chris.hinsley
@chris.hinsley Месяц назад
Noble laureate to be !
@BaronRodney
@BaronRodney 29 дней назад
I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.
@elonmask50
@elonmask50 2 месяца назад
1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.
@shoelacedonkey
@shoelacedonkey 18 дней назад
I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).
@JohnPreston888
@JohnPreston888 7 дней назад
@@shoelacedonkey 😃
@lamaisontokyo4696
@lamaisontokyo4696 5 месяцев назад
That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌
@daydays12
@daydays12 Месяц назад
She outsmarted Cunk for sure.
@marlone3680
@marlone3680 15 дней назад
Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️
@CBlargh
@CBlargh 2 месяца назад
1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?
@ahillmann
@ahillmann 19 дней назад
The girl is British.
@pouetpouetdaddy5
@pouetpouetdaddy5 19 дней назад
internet
@christophermurphy4511
@christophermurphy4511 19 дней назад
I know! What a little Jedi.
@JohnPreston888
@JohnPreston888 7 дней назад
Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.
@christophermurphy4511
@christophermurphy4511 6 дней назад
@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!
@GG-yg2ze
@GG-yg2ze Месяц назад
"Attaching the words to the music" was such an insightful and intelligent response 😊
@AnonyMous-rr4gf
@AnonyMous-rr4gf 5 месяцев назад
Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool
@davidcattin7006
@davidcattin7006 Месяц назад
The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.
@TheDudeSmashTrash
@TheDudeSmashTrash 3 дня назад
The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students
@mckrakowski5468
@mckrakowski5468 3 месяца назад
These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!
@daydays12
@daydays12 Месяц назад
She'll go far
@kosatochca
@kosatochca 6 месяцев назад
1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult
@acaustic
@acaustic 2 месяца назад
Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam
@yonatanhoresh2695
@yonatanhoresh2695 13 дней назад
​@@acaustic Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions
@paladeissan
@paladeissan 8 месяцев назад
1:04 gold
@hrisikesh
@hrisikesh 8 месяцев назад
The way she said "No"! It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂
@SquarelyGames
@SquarelyGames 6 месяцев назад
She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise. And of course, awesome mannerisms.
@AnonyMous-rr4gf
@AnonyMous-rr4gf 5 месяцев назад
Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 Месяц назад
Singing is like puking up beautiful words.
@bm230199
@bm230199 19 дней назад
When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂
@oliviaszulikowska9999
@oliviaszulikowska9999 2 дня назад
the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god
@Augustine0817
@Augustine0817 17 дней назад
“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣
@mmanooshshosean6276
@mmanooshshosean6276 24 дня назад
Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂
@includemeout
@includemeout 20 дней назад
"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce." Oh, bless' im!
@davidcombita4864
@davidcombita4864 9 месяцев назад
When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah
@eagleteam6
@eagleteam6 9 месяцев назад
Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.
@caloykoy1
@caloykoy1 19 дней назад
0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆
@gnosis8142
@gnosis8142 5 дней назад
And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.
@Celeste-in-Oz
@Celeste-in-Oz 5 месяцев назад
“But it’s like, nice sick” 😂
@BaronRodney
@BaronRodney 29 дней назад
I..I guess? Lmao
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan 7 дней назад
1:07 OMG SO CUTE!
@GratefulG
@GratefulG 3 месяца назад
I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤
@hinoron6528
@hinoron6528 8 дней назад
These British children have more composure and speak better than 80% of American adults. T_T Confident speakers too!
@top3unknown982
@top3unknown982 4 дня назад
i just love philomena, i will never be bored with her
@thegreathadoken6808
@thegreathadoken6808 4 месяца назад
Covering the issues that matter.
@kseniakostina4855
@kseniakostina4855 3 месяца назад
Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!
@Mr.1.i
@Mr.1.i Месяц назад
I think superman and father xmas have met😂😂😂
@AUniqueHandleName444
@AUniqueHandleName444 9 дней назад
I mean they're both flyin around up there, right?
@Mr.1.i
@Mr.1.i 9 дней назад
@@AUniqueHandleName444 that was his conclusion
@alanhughes5868
@alanhughes5868 3 месяца назад
Why did I find this channel just yesterday? Now i have a dilemma, go to a wedding or binge watch? What to do, what to do?
@anmnou
@anmnou 2 месяца назад
Wedding first, get drunk, dance, get laid, then binge watch!
@cjantarctica
@cjantarctica 22 часа назад
1:10 doing a mic drop without a mic, truly impressive
@krich451
@krich451 13 дней назад
Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.
@AlexanderDuncann
@AlexanderDuncann 5 часов назад
This was far more profound than I was expecting.
@vicsaul5459
@vicsaul5459 Месяц назад
So Santa is real and he mostly shoplifts ! ❤😊
@benrig89
@benrig89 10 дней назад
"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds." "You're joking me." ".....No." Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible
@OceanHedgehog
@OceanHedgehog День назад
0:35 "....m'kay."
@YearoftheWoodDRAGON
@YearoftheWoodDRAGON 2 месяца назад
This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!
@the1972bulldog
@the1972bulldog 2 месяца назад
I think I just fell in Love with Philomena. Absolutely Beautiful and Brilliant 👏🏻
@NuttyRedBaBonkerz
@NuttyRedBaBonkerz 3 месяца назад
Thank god this wasn't called Cunk on children
@WJen8
@WJen8 21 день назад
The girl who has to explain the birds: Oh... oh no... she doesn't know...
@carolhedberg2341
@carolhedberg2341 2 месяца назад
You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!
@Laura.D3101
@Laura.D3101 8 дней назад
"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?
@minacamoglu1419
@minacamoglu1419 5 дней назад
"... kind of I guess." brilliant escape
@peterpreloznik369
@peterpreloznik369 2 дня назад
Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.
@fase144
@fase144 День назад
the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact
@USBEN.
@USBEN. 8 дней назад
These children feel soo much bigger than their age.
@VIpanfried
@VIpanfried 4 дня назад
This is highly informative
@IvyDistortion
@IvyDistortion 4 дня назад
PUMP UP THE JAM
@alabrrmrbmmr
@alabrrmrbmmr 8 дней назад
I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"
@alabrrmrbmmr
@alabrrmrbmmr 8 дней назад
On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.
@stoobeedoo
@stoobeedoo День назад
Can confirm - singing through your diaphragm feels like you're gonna be sick, only it's a nice sick.
@minimalgrammar1276
@minimalgrammar1276 9 часов назад
That last part was actually a little bit profound.
@quecee
@quecee 9 месяцев назад
Batman is not real... but the man Bruce Wayne is?😮
@suedenim
@suedenim 4 месяца назад
The kid's protecting Batman from being exposed on a national television broadcast, so props to him for that.
20 часов назад
Batman is Father Christmas
@extendedp1
@extendedp1 День назад
Father Christmas sounds so much cooler than Santa Claus, tbh
@quickstep2408
@quickstep2408 7 дней назад
all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.
@rikabernar
@rikabernar 10 дней назад
From now on I'm calling children "SMALL ADULTS" 🤩
@andrewjackdaw2511
@andrewjackdaw2511 5 дней назад
ThatlLittle girl who explains the Chicken - Turkey enigma, will have a serious roll once Morgan Freeman will no longer with us.
@FedericoDLP
@FedericoDLP 7 дней назад
Oh yeah, the right people for her to talk to. 😆
@ragcat3732
@ragcat3732 8 дней назад
Finally, an interesting battle.
@lkj974
@lkj974 16 часов назад
Philomena is...Philomena, but some of those kids were really smart.
@whateverlove11
@whateverlove11 3 месяца назад
The kids are so smart!!😂
@zeepack
@zeepack 18 дней назад
The girl in green top is a teacher in the making.
@anmnou
@anmnou 2 месяца назад
Children are brilliant!!
@leonardniamh
@leonardniamh Месяц назад
Adorable ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂 turkey & chicken are two separate birds 🎉😂
@robst247
@robst247 21 день назад
Cunk punching above her weight here.
@sl-je5fg
@sl-je5fg Месяц назад
“Putting words into music” was a genius observation
@JD-qq8fz
@JD-qq8fz 12 дней назад
Yeah that was a legit good answer, they weren't thrown at all haha
@zigzogoid4591
@zigzogoid4591 7 дней назад
You can't out-honest children. She met her match, as predicted.
@mrsgingernoisette
@mrsgingernoisette 9 дней назад
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds" JUST GIVE HER OWN SHOW, NOW
@EveningFantasy
@EveningFantasy 13 дней назад
1:06 😂
@Yehoshua66
@Yehoshua66 4 месяца назад
british children are so intelligent😭 i work in a daycare and very few of my kids are like that
@Avoidiac
@Avoidiac 19 дней назад
Some of that may be accent bias on your part. I don't know where you're from, but in the U.S. there's significant bias causing us to believe an English accent (non-cockney) means superior intelligence, while a Southern U.S. accent means inferior. Imagine all these kids have deep South accents and ask yourself if they're still brilliant.
@eb7446
@eb7446 19 дней назад
I mean they probably did interviews with the kids first to find ones who would be engaging.
@Yehoshua66
@Yehoshua66 19 дней назад
@@Avoidiac No, many children, in my area at least, struggle immensely with language comprehension and reading. I don’t expect much on the literacy area for my younger kids but sometimes I’m just surprised how close to nonverbal some of these kids are. They get a bit better as time goes on, of course, as all of us do.
@Yehoshua66
@Yehoshua66 19 дней назад
@@eb7446 true
@Biamedici
@Biamedici 14 дней назад
These children are charming, but they're no more intelligent than children elsewhere, and we're not seeing the outtakes that weren't so amusing. I'd also say that these children are past day-care age. They're schoolchildren. I've seen plenty of shows on which American schoolchildren have given funny and engaging responses.
@iwakuraSanta
@iwakuraSanta 18 дней назад
finally ,one of hers that wasnt to daft to laugh at
@destinyobamwonyi8865
@destinyobamwonyi8865 12 часов назад
He does shoplift.
@jean-lucpicard5510
@jean-lucpicard5510 День назад
Can't get over how seet the first kid is.
@myriamtouil3347
@myriamtouil3347 5 месяцев назад
I am obsess with her 1:05
@bemon31416
@bemon31416 7 дней назад
0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao
@TurikoSanShiro222
@TurikoSanShiro222 27 дней назад
he shoplifts ahahahaha
@chris.hinsley
@chris.hinsley Месяц назад
That girl is going places :)
@rustledjammies8769
@rustledjammies8769 17 дней назад
Cunk's met her match!
@Tired-hm4tw
@Tired-hm4tw 21 день назад
So cute.
@randomshenaniganery6697
@randomshenaniganery6697 Месяц назад
fighting the good fight
@itsjkforreal
@itsjkforreal 18 дней назад
At last! The Real Explanation! "Adults lose the ability to see Father Christmas". 00:25 the little girl going with it :-D :-D and then the two boys w their solemn and excellent opinions. A side of Cunk i've never seen.
@kadenyoung2112
@kadenyoung2112 14 дней назад
0:25 😭
@theCommentDevil
@theCommentDevil 2 месяца назад
Im must say im quite disappointed by the title, i was hoping for some physical combat.
@Daniel-jk6ve
@Daniel-jk6ve Месяц назад
True. I really wouldn’t put it past these shows!
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 2 месяца назад
I'm an American, is this a BBC show that someone has just made a silly account to post clipls on? Or is this a British RU-vid thing? Either way it is fantastic and I need more! Also does anyone know if the kids are given any script or direction or are they fully just answering the questions seriously?? This is HILARIOUS!
@geoff1201
@geoff1201 Месяц назад
Old BBC shows.
@Somnogenesis
@Somnogenesis 16 дней назад
This clip is from a BBC mockumentary called _Cunk on Christmas_ - though that's merely one variant on a theme: e.g. they did a whole series called _Cunk on Britain_ and later a _Cunk on Earth_ plus a _Cunk on Shakespeare_ special)... and yes it is fantastic. The character actually began as a supporting role in about 2012 on the occasional _Screenwipe_ programmes written and presented by Charlie Brooker, better known these days (certainly in the US) as the creator of _Black Mirror_ but who previously was a satirical TV reviewer/spoofer. Philomena Cunk was the deliberately ill-informed 'investigative reporter' in their parodies of current-affairs journalism, who was so good she later got spun off into her own series. The genius of the premise is that Cunk goes around looking at the world in a very direct, oddly childlike way and describing it in an apparently authoritative manner that is almost always half a step 'off' from how things actually work - yet occasionally makes you stop and think (like wondering about how _do_ you "attach the words to the music" when singing), precisely because it's such an askew take on something seemingly obvious. I believe that normally the show is only half-scripted. That is, the hapless experts and other adults that she talks to are aware Diane Morgan is acting a part and that Cunk is going to behave this way. But they don't know in advance exactly what she's going to say, so they have to just try to roll with it no matter what she comes out with, and simply play things as straight as they can on their end of the conversation. I couldn't say for sure whether the children here were 'in the know' ahead of time, or whether they just pointed the camera at them and let them treat her seriously because that way you get genuine responses!
@pOpCoRn0531
@pOpCoRn0531 14 дней назад
Even kids see and smell the bullshit coming from Philomena XD
@kmgshop1570
@kmgshop1570 20 дней назад
You're joking me? No💀
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 5 дней назад
Batman is not real - it’s just a man named Bruce.
@ashchaya7676
@ashchaya7676 8 дней назад
"Kind of, I guess." (I'm putting an end to this stupid conversation)
@gm3190
@gm3190 14 дней назад
Is she out to coin the phrase "girlsplaining"? I mean my god, from the look in her eyes I felt that I should stand up and shout "Ma'am, YES MA'AM".
@andresalgadomarques
@andresalgadomarques 26 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@h4lita
@h4lita 13 дней назад
that kid looks just like harry styles lol
@Chris-ut6eq
@Chris-ut6eq 3 месяца назад
i do hope that these kids are not in therapy in 10-20years.....
@elisemiller13
@elisemiller13 10 часов назад
Cunk humor a bit on the Brit elusive side. I continue to enjoy Monty Python but when they shoot someone and there's laugh track or live audience laughter, that really loses me. WHat's funny about telling a kid Santa is a shoplifter? (I don't really any investment in Santa stories, I just hope someone could kindly explain why it's funny to Brits
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