Pineapple Express - The Phone Call 

"Ohhhhhh, I made a mistake"

This is by far the best scene in the movie.

i can't even deal with this scene and how truthful it really is ....i'm dying!

"How many girls have you even slept with?" "errrrr, two and a half ?"

"this doesn't count as a full point if I said three i feel like a liar"

"I dipped a ball in.." fucking destroys me. 😆

This aged so well with the Johnny Depp case.

Him already crying when she answers fucking sends me every time 😂

0:46 How Johnny Depp felt being married to her

"I am in no shape to be in a relationship with anyone."

0:46 OHHHHHH!!! I MADE A MISTAKE

This shit is way funnier than I remembered.

At this moment, this is the best video on RU-vid

I bet Jonny Depp wishes he said the same thing to Amber

0:47 im too stoned for this

And repeat.... The funny never washes off!!!!

Angie-“I lost my virginity when I was 14!” Dale- “REALLY!?” And “what’s a half your hand?!” 😂😂😂😂😂

Like two and a half.

So I recently had a phone call that was fairly similar... All I could think about was this scene. I am currently single, and no longer crying and actually quite happy... It's funny how a phone call can start with you crying and end with you being happy even when your ending a relationship.

0:56 i died when he said "ohh fuck"

It was the tip or I dipped a ball in, I just remember thinking this doesn’t count.

Top 10 tactical blunders

This is the correct reaction to have when Amber Herd says she wants to marry you.

Dale was sobbing because he loved me

When I saw this movie I got the “how many ppl have you slept with” joke. What I didn’t get was when he said 2 and a half but now I’m 24 and It just makes complete sense to me on what he meant or at least I think either way it’s funny af 😂

looking back at this scene after hearing this case, Amber was definitely method acting in this scene.

lol i wonder if Johnny Depp watches this now

2 AND A HALF?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!!!!!!!!

I was SO not expecting that.

👑 🔥 Thank U

This scene funnier now lmaooo

This scene is so good. 😂🤣

Bro survived 2 near death experiences..!!!

HHHUUUUGGHHH YEAH?

How Johnny Depp should have been

Post nut clarity

I mean Dale made the right choice, she's not worth it bro

This is every relationship until u actually find true love...which doesn't exist between 2 people

2 in half🤣🤣

This is actually funny

Dammit, this is embarrassing.. Goddam writers getting too personal Ughh keep calm, keep calm, they just got you good is all who are you to satirize a king?!?!

"I love you.." *long sob* yeah?

"Oh, thank God"😂

Oh made mistakes

The ball dipping!

my love life.

Does anyone quote this movie or is it just me?

hahahahaha rofl

0:43 😂🤣😂

Lmao

Hahaha 🤣

It was sweet revenge for Johnny Depp

00:47

LOL funiest shit

Yeahh?

Ohhhh I made a mistake

Seth dodged a bullet

I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old REALLYYYYY

Donkey Kong

Johnny Depp was here lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Am I watching a role reversal play here?

Johnny Depp rn 🤦‍♂️

I did this to my ex. Did not work. lol

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