Playing Krakow in Victoria II . . . 

I am once again asking you to play Kunduz. You have already turned a single city into an empire, all you have to do is embrace the pain further.

Watched like three videos and now I’m leagues better at Vic2 than I was like three days ago, 10/10 channel, cant wait for you to play as Banat

7:52 true, however, I once had my anarcho-liberal party spawn as literally *the* perfect party. Jingoist, state-capitalist, protectionism, moralism, full-citizenship I was pretty powerful that game lol.

'I could have done way better but I just got screwed over a lot near the mid-game and end-game" *Historically accurate statement about Polish history*

I would have savescummed like mad. I had a game as montenegro where i replayed the german brothers war so many times, giving subsidies to both sides keeping the war as long as possible so i can deck on austria when they are at the weakest. I got lots of money thanks to russia deccing on china for me

27:35 leader is selected based on military score not based on GP ranking(as long as you're both GP's

Yeah that really was just bad rng. Can't wait to try Krakow out on Vic3. Good video!!!

Pov: you are pole You see karków You click

29:24 We've got a time traveller over here!

oooh i was born in Krakow, make my city great

Krakow still has a larger population than Texas at the start of the game

Puede que hable español, pero ni eso evitara que diga lo epico de este video xd

"Nǐ kàn bùjiàn wǒ" - You can't see me in Chinese. :D Nice profile pic, comrade. LOL

welcome to the algorithm. nice video, fellow map gamer

I love your Video's , also check out my own alt-history mod on the Victoria 2 modding server, its called Throne of Lorraine

Dude, this is hilarious. Please make more videos xD

Featuring my city! :D

Ah yes, Kraków. Only one part 20 years after partitions where Poles were able to feel free in Austrian part

This is rare and I see this as an honor to see one and done one

mfw me actually living in krakow (yes we're on crack all the time)

Found your channel and watched a couple of your videos, I like your style and I like the content. Feels like you should have more subscribers, keep up the good work yeah?

26:07 On this flag you have logo of National-Radical Camp that was founded in 1934 and still exists.

I'm wondering if Victoria 2 is easier to learn then hoi4

I love how your Galicia-Lodomeria looks more like czechoslovakia XD

Krakow becoming the singapore of europe in 1900s by researching everything makes sense

Oh boi having to depend on the AI to fight wars... And they say that in Vic3 you cannot control your armies, imagine the attrition nightmare it will be the Great Game letting the AI control do everything

dude, the things u do are just on another level of map sickness, that scandi video was quite simply schizo level, 200IQ, 5 head move and suddenly you convinced me to go back to casual playing, guess I'll have to thank u pre-emptively for rediscovering vic2 hope you're able to upload more videos, well done brah 👏 👍

You are CRIMINALLY underrated dude. Like, Holy shit, Not only are you great at the game, But you’ve taught me some super neat tricks

I know video is 7 months old but I just wanna say that Huzars and Hussars are not the same thing. Huzars were recon light late napoleonic era cavalry, while Hussars were heavy armored shock cavalry of XV-XVII century, not same thing.

Its Krakow not crack cow

When you formed the Commonwealth, you could've just spit out a bunch of puppets to lower your infamy and THEN formed the Commonwealth.

Just realized I have 700+ hours in this game and I have no idea how to play LMAO

bro i love vicky 2 but you have some serious issues

I hope Kraków will be added as a nation in Vicky3

Pozdrawiam z Polski

why tf did he played from 1836 for every attempt, just save before the war

I think you have a much better chance if you have a friend play Russia with you

Fun fact: I’m the 199,999th viewer of this video.

Release Lithuania as Prussia. You could say it's a MEME-land.

ever thought about converting that save to hoi4?

Swimmyswag's guide is far less comprehensive

0:16 Why would I want to do Krakow? The answer is simple. I'm a crackhead who loves crack.

Bro you are criminally undersubbed. You make the best paradox content. keep it up😎

this channel is so underrated, I feel special being one of the first subscribers

"You get prestige but you also die" - DinoStan

15:00 army

Lore: After the brutal battle of Misk which saw a total humiliation of British armies, during 1937-1938, a civil war lead by Communists easily defeated (although with much scorched earth on the monarchist side) British guards due to the monarchist's incompetent leadership The Polish-Lithuanian Empire, infamous as ever would be brought down from their hegemonic position in world politics after the death of Smooved III, with the subsequent wars being one of the most destructive in world history. At 1939, Germany and Russia began an invasion of Poland. France, seeing a chance to reclaim their former territories joined the war, opening up the western front. The UK, despite their bitterness would be too exhausted to join another war, the tragedy of 1935 still looming over the footsoldiers of the army, lowering their morale. The Eastern front would see Polish troops taking defensive positions, although new German armour would challenge the defensive advantage of the old wars. Germany, with help from German partisans would retake Kongisburg, with their superior navy destroying whatever the polish cobbled together. The Russians would not see as much success as the Germans, as they would be stuck in old WWI strategies. Although they had found out how to utilize gas, they were still much behind technologically from Germany and Poland. Poland would end up making quite an expensive offensive, utilizing their planes to push to the Kiev river. They would then maintain defensive positions, seeing a continued offensive into Russia too expensive for what it was worth. In the Balkans, Austria and Hungary, seeking revenge, would join the war on the German's side. The mountains would prove to be a challenge that their meager armies could not pass however. Romania, being promised Russian territories, would support Poland in this war, with them pushing Hungary until German support arrived. The Dutch, still angered over their previous wars which resulted in a colossal humiliation would join the war in 1940. French troops would flood into the Netherlands, with Wallonia being encircled. The French would try to counterattack in Westphilia, as the Germans had made various breakthroughs in the south. At this point, it had became obvious that both sides just needed another great power to join in order to capitulate the other. The UK was still recovering from a civil war, the US was neutral, Spain and Portugal had little reason to join, with them being broken empires anyway, and Japan was on the other side of the world. Italy however, could be convinced to join.

wielki Kraków i polska gurom

Sage is support of Jong Xina Sage is support of CCP

I don't like playing like that, is like doing math in a geopolitical game, surprside yourself.

Wow i can't believe I didn't know this channel existed. I've been starving for vic2 content for months.

POSLKA GUROM

You can actually liberate Galicia-Lodomeria and a decision pops up. Boom! You become Galicia-Lodomeria now!

Those Minsk units probably came from India.

This was really fun to watch.

I love how we can hear polish anthem in the background, very entertaining video, cheers

ahh yes, the masochist tag...

Hey bruh, could u try playing as the Malay States like Selangor, Johore, and form Malaysia or Indonesia?

polish hussars and hussars in the game are 2 different types of units, polish hussars were shock cav and would be almost usless at the time the gtame starts.

Its Krakuv not Krekau, cant stand the butchery of that name clicks off

I've been playing victoria 2 for a few weeks and I didn't even noticed there was a state there lmao

Based video. I watched all your stuff and I'm really enjoying it countinue the good stuff

Vanilla not that bad

The bonus bonus clip.

i'd probably save before the war with hungary to avoid doing the start 3 times

Could you please make the same thing for Saxony or other minor German states? I would need help. Get eaten all the time by Prussia (NGF formed...)

It sounds like he said crack-cow instead of krakow

Poggers Zhang Xina con ! AMAZING!

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!

i watched this whole video INTENTLY superb content

Damn i wanna play crackcow

Really enjoyed the game-play man keep up the good work!

damn you have grown i been here since the ottoman video

Long live kracow

My vic 2 hasn’t worked in a year I’m so mad.

Nice channel 👌 Appreciate your pronunciation at «Lodomeria» moment

Kraków is Polish city

You sound like Funke.

You better give us a new upload soon or there will be consequences

Article 5 moment

Polska Gurom

min 15.48, why did italy ceded Savoy and Nice to France?

is this the vicky 2's byzentium ?

good stuff :D

Big progs for the Warszawianka playing in the background

Someone needs to tell this little man that he can just load up a save from the beginning of the war instead of starting from 1836 each time

Social credit + 30

Poland :(

Bij moskala

What mod are you using?

“I hate free trade” me too friend me too

Based video. I watched all your stuff and I'm really enjoying it countinue the good stuff

desde una mancha en europa hasta una potencia mundial

ai is following radtad doctrine

convert this game to hoi4

How do I see this data / have this program that appeared at 33:21 ?

I was thinking about olay as krakoe

play with korea and try to annex korea

My fellow comrade

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