Modern horror movies are so repetitive and boring that even Phelous can't make them interesting anymore. Pretty white dumb people with disgusting personalities go to a place, they get killed, the end. I can only sit through that crap so many times.
Gotta love how the public domain "bonus" cartoons are 10 times better animated than the Dingo Pictures shit, despite having been made over 60 years earlier.
John Smith telling the kitten to shut up after she tells him to get her milk in a seducing voice is honestly the best moment from that film...for some reason.
Actually, the real best moment in my opinion is that "WHAT" from Pieri the blue bird, after Poca's thinking about John Smith's eyes that are as the deepest blue of the sea. Seriously, that "WHAT" combined with the stoned high expression on the bird gets me every time.
Wabuu didn't time travel. He's immortal. Dingo had plans for a Highlander ripoff, where Wabuu (ripoff McLeod) battles Argh from Dinosaur Adventure to become the one. It's a shame it never came to fruition.
That movie was actually direted by Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg and James Gunn. The movie had a 120 million budget and if it was released would likely have made a lt, but the publishes thought that was an awful movie. I saw a leak, really amazing movie.
...And now I'm listening to Princes of the Universe and imagining this. THANKS. THANK YOUUUUU. Thanksssssss. By the way, we watched the moment when Wabuu awakened as an Immortal, it was when Lucy attacked him. :P
"Bambi is in another dimension getting high on shrooms" Every once in a while you hear a sentence so weird you just have to wonder if that combination of words has ever been said before in the history of mankind.
Also that "You weren't looking for me??" at 20:12 has got to be THE closest thing to genuine emotion I've ever heard from Wabu. Man, I almost feel sorry for him he sounds so betrayed.
25:37 I noticed they forgot to take out Pocahontas saying "nien" and replace it with "no" for English but is it me or does the German actress sound like she's putting in TEN TIMES the effort that the English voice actors are putting in
The German "voice actors" are still not very good. Professional German voice actors are usually *very* well trained, even though many young Germans nowadays are on some moronic "everything sounds cooler in English" fad. Most of the Dingo guys, on the other hand, are a bunch of people who run some obscure backyard theater company in Frankfurt, called the "Dramatische Bühne".
There is ONE line I can give the English actress credit for--the line about Wabuu falling in love with the Aristocat. Like, holy s*** she actually sounds like she's conveying human cheekiness with that tone. Everything else sucks of course.
Y'know I'm surprised we've not gotten a gritty reboot of Wabuu's origin story. Also the vultures and hyenas talking, to quote Linkara, basically boils down to: "Should we do something?" "We should do something!"
Fun fact, in the original German dub, the cat is voiced by a little girl, which sort of makes sense, considering she's the same character as the Marie rip-off from Nice Cats. Guess we can add pedophilia to Wabuu's list of charming quirks. Not to mention, German Wabuu has the same voice actor who played most of the old man characters at Dingo, such as Oro and Professor Bloomsdale, using the exact same voice.
QueenVoltalia Yup! Disney's version might have been inaccurate as well but there was passion and care put into it... And the best thing is that the French version of this Dingo mess has better voice acting than the English one. They obviously hired French actors for this and Nice Cats, but not for Dingo Aladdin since the dubbing sucks really hard... Sometimes it feels like they asked their cast "who can speak English? You? Nah, don't care if you're the animator I'm not hiring professionals for this!" 😂
I like how the translation from Disney to Dingo is big mystical tree in the deep woods to small demonic talking bush on a random cliff. But in that transition, the animal friends are still the highlights of their respective films in their own bizarre ways. And creepier background silverfish friend.
MugenFighterTube : THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE! So maybe it was a version of Deluxe Paint for Amiga. And yet, just as you're saying, Dingo's animation still could've been better. I theorize also that maybe they recorded the video off a screen as a means of screen-smoothing which probably wasn't possible for a computer at the time. That would actually be a pretty effective means to do that-- but since the animation is crap anyway, it can't help.
This brings me back. To 2002 to be exact. in some shops there were TV's to keep your children silent and out of the way, they almost always played dingo pictures. It was quite crap, it was muted, but it worked.
I never actually saw these as a kid, which is a bit strange. Lord knows we had loads of crappy eastern european cartoons. (I particularly recall a horribly dubbed animated version of The Wizard of Oz).
Where did *you live* for that kind of thing to happen? More importantly, why did they have _those films_ around instead of Disney, Don Bluth, or even Dreamworks films to play?
+Rachel Mazurek Wait... why would they have to film the screen? Why wouldn't they just let the cast watch the movie as they recorded their lines, then lay the audio of that over the original video? I mean, I know they're incompetent, but... that seems like it just adds more work and expense to the whole thing, which is the opposite of everything Dingo stood for.
14 people voiced characters in the native German dub. There have only ever been two voice actors for the English dubs (with the exceptions of Animal Soccer World where that one weird Dutchman does all the voices and Aladin where the weird Dutchman got his wife and son to do the voice acting as well).
It´s really saying something that I am NOT sure if the animation comes from the original or is made by Phelous. But the answer is simple... Phelous made them, when the lipsyncing is correct and the animation is better. Kinda sad. Very sad.
Wabuu is clearly the mickey mouse of dingo pictures it all started with a raccoon can’t wait to see a theme park totally not disneyland called dingoland
Actually, if you pay attention the "To America" song has the German version playing beneath it, too, but since they both have the "America" lyric, it's a bit harder to tell.
I lost it when you dubbed in your own lines for the talking bush. I laughed until it hurt when you had it say: "He's just horny. Bring me his blood." I don't know how, but that line is somehow perfection.
Recently, online critics disappointed me so hard with their humor, that Phelous and his cartoon reviews are the last thing I look forward to on RU-vid. Cartoon reviews are always entertaining, no matter how boring the movie is. Wow I'm looking forward to "Nice Cats".
About the voice cast, I'm pretty sure that either A) that's the original German cast, which might have gotten a bit more money for dubbing(or they had a lot of friends and family), or B) it's a bunch of fake pseudonyms to fool people into thinking there were more actors. I'm with Phelous, there couldn't have been more than 4, possibly 5, English voice actors.
+Dalibor Jovanovic I thought I heard one other female voice, actually. And I think there are usually two male actors doing voices in most of the other Dingo movies... maybe.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm beginning to feel the urge to binge watch all of Phelan's Dingo reviews in one go. I don;t know if my heart can take it though.
I've watched this video easily 3 dozen times and it's only just now occurring to me that Wabuu's line about being related to the bear is probably meant to be a joke - the German word for raccoon is "Waschbaer", or "washing bear."
There were American hyenas but they went extinct after the last ice age. Truly Dingo Pocahontas exist in one of those alternate worlds imagined by Harry Turtledove.
It is amusing how bloodthirsty and disturbing Dingo Pictures can get. I swear I heard Wabuu threaten to rape the cat at one point. I hope Phelous does those other Dingo DVD's in the future.
13:37 Cat: Hi Soldier, bring me a cup of fresh milk, immediately pleeeease. John: Shut up, little cat. I love just have nonchalant John is in saying that line XD
Well, even though the Disney movie is not the best; compared to this garbage it is indeed a freakin masterpiece!! At least the Disney one had beautiful animation, great music, the animals do not FREAKIN TALK, and they actually did the effort to research the history, even if the story is the weakest link honestly
AT Productions Eh, maybe; I'm still not sure even though there is "Disney magic" and other stuff I'm not sure if animals talking would have helped, just not too sure
AT Productions Hmm, true. I do know originally the animals were going to talk since John Candy was suppose to play a turkey, but after he passed away they got rid of the turkey and the animals talking all together Yeah, though technically "Tangled" started they whole thing of Disney-today going, "Hmmm, maybe not all of the animals should talk; just good body language" But yeah I agree
Horses escaped from the Spanish (or were deliberately released) in Mexico in about 1519 and Pocahontas was born less than eighty years later in what's now Virginia, so it's very unlikely indeed. I love how they throw in saguaro cacti and various other things not found where she lived.
DontMindMeNow Hey, it's one of many bad things but seeing it gives me hope considering there are people who CAN point out all the inaccuracies down to the smallest details. I think the horse one was the most interesting given even I missed it when I saw this stupid movie years ago.
Actually, they DID put the english recording of the first song over the german one. You can hear that when "To America" is sung, you can hear "Nach America" in the backgroung. ("To" = "Nach" in german)
13:39 - The cat's nose changed colors mid-scene. -10 points, Dingo. 30:22 - "shhuuUUT UP, you completely useless Racoon, or I'll send you off to the Bush myself!"
I don't know if someone's already commented on this, but I'm pretty sure Wabuu's nonsense about the bear being a relative is a joke about the German word for "raccoon" being "Waschbaer" ("wash bear"). Talk about overly literal translations!
