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Porn Meets Rosetta Stone - Tom Segura: Completely Normal

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Tom Segura: Completely Normal is out now on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, Dish, DirectTV, Spectrum, Google Play and more! You can also listen to the album on SiriusXM, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Music, Pandora and more!
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@justinwatson6932 4 года назад

I have found myself in a Segura wormhole

@CinemaDemocratica 4 года назад

The phrase "Segura wormhole" could go in *so* many different directions.

@justinwatson6932 4 года назад

@@CinemaDemocratica oh get your mind out of the gutter

@justinwatson6932 4 года назад

Lol actually if he had worms and I was in his hole that could be classed as fucked up

@justinwatson6932 4 года назад

@Kristie C lmao

@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад

It's true dude, he's addictive like Bill Burr and Joey Diaz

@krrrruptidsoless 3 года назад

I love that he's a clean comic, there's not many of those anymore.

@mistercath 3 года назад

under-rated comment here

@PappaRacha 3 года назад

I see what you did there

@justinwatson6932 2 года назад

Yes he showers or the reg fr fr

@nicholaslordi2523 2 года назад

He uses foul language

@Dicdman667 2 года назад

Reading this comment as he’s pretending to deepthroat the mic lolllll

@raffcummins 4 года назад

that delivery for WHAT, THE, FUCK is so perfect

@ruttolomeo1987 3 года назад

This is, honestly, some of the best comedy the human mind could make up. Period. Top notch.

@wewerenick 4 года назад

They could call it Rosetta Bone....

@soidogcowboy3282 4 года назад

This comment is underrated

@Richard-vu7kh 3 года назад

HAHAHA 😂

@TerraPosse 3 года назад

Chapeau!

@johnbrown8059 3 года назад

They should have included "Rosetta Bone" on the Voyager probe instead of that gold record bullshit. Some aliens would find it, watch it, and go, "Say!!! This Earth place looks interesting! Let's go there!"

@dotxyn 3 года назад

💀💀💀 lmaooo

@filiporvik2782 4 года назад

Burt Kreischer - Learn Russian by joining the mafia. Tom Segura - Learn Spanish by watching porn. Bill Burr - You're up.

@mastod0n1 4 года назад

I know it's a joke but I feel like a lot of people don't realize that Tom is actually bilingual and it's because his mom is Peruvian.

@marvinuhilarious 3 года назад

I think Bill has a good grasp of French, no funny story involved though

@tristan9680 3 года назад

@@marvinuhilarious he’s also a helo pilot.

@AxisZtv 3 года назад

I feel like it would be Ari Shaffir - Learned Hebrew by _________

@worldeater2414 3 года назад

Bill Burr learned Philly by ranting at em

@Pandabeer7865 4 года назад

Every time he screams WTF i fall out laughing

@carlosvids7473 4 года назад

Same!

@Dan10811 4 года назад

I’m watching this clip for just that moment. Every day I make a wish to have an opportunity to say that in the same way.

@Akumatron 3 года назад

Same man

@sigmaquadz 3 года назад

SAME

@nooneofconsequence5847 3 года назад

2:43 👌🏼

@VideoNozoki 4 года назад

Now knowing about Tom Segura's Spanish Language Podcast, this clip takes on another layer.

@Kazekoge101 4 года назад

What do you do when you were always into foreign as a porn catagory? Be ashamed and try to study more or continue procrastination, kind of stuck in between

@von... 4 года назад

@@Kazekoge101 yes

@mastod0n1 3 года назад

He's bilingual because his mom is Peruvian. But the joke is still funny.

@austinclews3611 3 года назад

@Da'q'ua'n Negronius but he doesn’t look Asian lol

@somethingsomethingusername802 3 года назад

@@austinclews3611 "ssssseguuurraaaaa...yeah, that's Japanese"

@TrippyStefTV 4 года назад

2:44 gets me every time😂

@Pandabeer7865 4 года назад

This is an under-appreciated comment

@JefErickson 3 года назад

2:44 is now my message jingle on my phone. ^_^

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 года назад

Literally why I searched for this clip 😂😂

@HairFIip 3 года назад

this video is the reason why I never have problems finding the subway in Mexico or accidentally eating spicy salad.

@simonghostriley3501 3 года назад

“BOW BOW BOW” “WHAT.....THE......FUCK”

@bighomieJ5X 4 года назад

The salad is too spicy ..I'm dead AF!!!😝😝😂😂

@Akumatron 3 года назад

Insalata pico Mucho

@KingRey. 3 года назад

@@Akumatron La ensalada pica mucho.

@rockysage7760 2 года назад

@@KingRey. nice thanks.

@jamesconner1639 2 года назад

This Kat is too damn funny. Makes me Bust out laughing EVERYTIME! 😭

@robertneale7326 2 года назад

his delivery is just outstanding

@mattleonard5268 4 года назад

He shoulda said “can somebody pass me a Kleenex” in Spanish after.

@eastern2687 3 года назад

Qué pasa Kane?!!

@Cyba_IT 3 года назад

That would've been funny, but only if you speak Spanish.

@carluslei9121 3 года назад

Alguien puede pasarme un kleenex

@DrAdnan 4 года назад

Tom’s got a wild side 😂

@SEC9RIDErR 4 года назад

Tom is only wild side have you seen his podcast 😂

@jordanmcquay9077 4 года назад

Haha yeah you gotta see his podcast he's a psychopath in the best way possible

@ARKHAMxMaverick 4 года назад

Is that Bernt Krystals wearing a Tom Segura mask?

@MrGofarkyself 4 года назад

ARKHAMxMaverick first he’s racist, now you accuse him of Tom-Face?

@baronash397 4 года назад

ARKHAMxMaverick He’s not laughing at his own personal anecdote, so nah

@baronash397 4 года назад

@JustusGregorius You're in the wrong saloon

@willlame5597 4 года назад

Bort smells like shit

@Kilgore1004 3 года назад

Looks like Bruce Kershner

@kingmasterlord 3 года назад

nobody's internet search history is an accurate metric for who they are as a person, because literally the entirety of human knowledge is in our pockets, we're going to explore the weird parts we're humans

@pearz420 3 года назад

Check this guy's history first.

@Whingal 2 года назад

@@pearz420 yeeeaah dunno about mine but clearly King Masterlord's is sus af

@riffsthatkill2180 2 года назад

Sounds like you've rehearsed this for a police interrogation

@baronash397 4 года назад

This is my all time favorite bit.

@northeastjerk6381 2 года назад

Thank you Tom. Because of this I will always know how to say 'the salad is too spicy' in Spanish. I am forever grateful

@jakegilbert8116 Год назад

Hands down, Best comedian working! I will laugh at material of his that I have seen x30! I will see him live the next time he performs near me!

@jamesbarfay6280 4 года назад

You can laugh at this because it is genuinely valuable. This... would....work!

@VERY_TALL_MAN 4 года назад

They really did him dirty with that thumbnail

@everyoneash 3 года назад

My high school Spanish teacher actually tried this...I miss that class

@jessegutaukas9330 3 года назад

This was like exactly Killer Mike's idea for making more education videos 😂

@Kai_So_Fly 3 года назад

I com here SPECIFICALLY for the “WHAT. THE. FUCK.”

@ELECTRIKDOOM77 2 года назад

Now i can't got to the store without yelling BIKE'S!!!!

@CB-sx1bx 3 года назад

"Is the answer in there!?" Lol😬

@chipsthedog1 4 года назад

In this clip he so looks like the dumb brother from my name is Earl

@portsidedyldo2661 2 года назад

Ever since I saw this I knew how to say “the salad is too spicy” in Spanish. Thanks Tom!

@FreightTrain54 2 года назад

I need a Tom clip first thing in the morning

@markmata9251 3 года назад

Honesty is the key!!!!!! Love the honesty .as long as it's 18 yrs +

@QuasiKnobby 4 года назад

Came a week late for the mommies while I'm glassin'.

@hobowithashotgun48 4 года назад

Jeez, how long does it take you to do four strokes?

@chrissydavis4547 2 года назад

Arguably one of the best Comedians out there.

@josmo1363 3 года назад

2:55 reminds me of Ralph Wiggum "I'm learnding"

@TheWartHawg Год назад

This morning at 430 I woke up thinking “ensalada pico mucho!” Thank you professor Segura

@sigmaquadz 2 года назад

one of my favorite all time segments

@masterbulgokov Год назад

After I saw The Big Short, I became convinced that Harvard should offer a free online course on economics taught by Margot Robbie, et. al.

@Beardo2517 6 месяцев назад

Still my favorite Tom set

@PlayGerri 4 месяца назад

Joke with the spanish! Killer 😂😂😂

@kejorafall 3 года назад

Honestly, el salada pica mucho stucks in my head till this day 🤣🤣

@williamsparks1521 2 года назад

One of the funniest shorts ever!

@ferise1 4 года назад

I play this at 1.5 and it’s the right speed.

@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 года назад

that shit worked... fuck was it funny...

@ferise1 4 года назад

X CrankyOldMan it’s not funny, it’s just fast enough so that l don’t get bored

@chromedomeunknown6505 4 года назад

ferise1 idk bro tutorial number 2 is way funnier sped up

@ferise1 4 года назад

The Crunchies what??

@chromedomeunknown6505 4 года назад

ferise1 you said you speed it up because you get bored and it contains no comical value and i think that it does contain comical value.

@user-yt6ex9ww9t 11 месяцев назад

You are a sick man Mr. Segura. Macht weiter!

@leehaseley2164 2 года назад

Genius!

@nasseralajmi5259 2 года назад

Hands-down the best comedian 😂

@mmenil1 3 года назад

If he said "can some one pass me a Kleenex" in spanish, that would have been a perfect joke and ending.

@underagedrinking69 2 года назад

if you watch the end i believe he does say tht exact line in english

@mmenil1 2 года назад

@@underagedrinking69 Well of course but he doesnt translate it to spanish though. thats what I was saying in my comment.

@sewpungyow5154 Год назад

pasame un panyuelo

@norcalpit2654 2 года назад

This dude is hella funny

@stark1987 4 года назад

what an artist, lmfao

@BourbonBasement1177 3 года назад

best story teller!!!

@JaqenHghar. 2 года назад

I now know how to say "spicy" in Spanish and I will never forget

@michaelsorrentino9279 2 года назад

TURRETTS KICKS IN!!!

@sumosupremeking360 2 года назад

This guy is a genius😆😆😆

@adriansaavedra7923 4 года назад

2:52 is the best part of all of this

@DamianAI9 3 года назад

so good

@robertclifton5795 4 года назад

Didn't even watch the video , just liked the title ..... I did watch the video , Thomas has moved up in the ranking as best comedian and Im going to learn spanish naked !

@superbanks3311 11 месяцев назад

0:14 funny enough we don't even need to see it to rightly guess this about any succesfull LA comic.

@anthonyoverbay4448 2 года назад

What. The. Fuck! Slays me every single time.

@montygates8767 2 года назад

Me too. I just discovered him last nite. How did this take so long?

@houssambadrane6280 10 месяцев назад

This guy is a living legend 🤣🤣🤣

@batesmotel282 2 года назад

I think about "what the fack" at least once a day

@MrSoze-vx2vm 3 года назад

So its the shock factor that makes you remember

@lablifted2528 3 года назад

Yeah I've watched like 20 videos of him today xD

@weedyp 2 года назад

His internet search history is exactly the same as mine!! 😂🤣 Porn and current events!

@criztu 2 года назад

mine is porn and bible studies, and let me tell you, there's stuff in the bible in hebrew that they cover up with their so called "translations", it's mind blowing

@weedyp Год назад

@@criztuHaha....Porn and bible studies.....well that's a contradiction. 😂 Do you watch porn and then pray for forgiveness afterwards?😂

@johnrobichaud1983 3 года назад

BRAZZERS: (smacks invest button)

@TaylorBlack0 2 года назад

I just realized how similar Tom Segura and I are lol

@agnomymous Год назад

This skit has such Brad Williams energy 😂

@kingstalker Год назад

Lol my history explained clearly haha

@TheSoulBlossom 3 года назад

"I feel badly" lol

@JohnGalt916 2 года назад

That's high key my internet history

@avihs92 4 года назад

Not too familiar with him, and for a moment I was wondering why this of all videos popped up. However, upon admission, my search history heavily fits the description and you know what.. that's fine.

@penguin44ca Год назад

😂 This this is actually a really good idea

@Joel_Mullins06 2 года назад

I absolutely agree.

@ManyMilkGuys 2 года назад

I need a sound byte of that wtf

@MrBostonrobb Год назад

So good....

@ShinySmack 4 года назад

Is the answer in there??? 😂

@Kingoftehill 4 года назад

This is fucking funny dude.

@brandoncline8197 3 года назад

This guy just gets it...simply funny

@jonnym4670 3 года назад

come on now how am i going to learn Spanish in just 30 seconds a day

@ethancollins5807 2 года назад

Got an ad for a course to learn Spanish before this 😂

@CustomizedUsername 4 года назад

I agree. That would work

@KermitHitler 2 года назад

He's not wrong !

@biggpdizl 3 года назад

Hilarious

@insanity4462 4 года назад

Thats exactly how I learned english. I tried to understand the plot of these Brazzers videos (back when Brazzers started out and had funny/interesting story lines). But now I hate german dubbed movies, original audio or fuck off.