The Mysterious Journey of the Lost Wallet - Tom Segura: Completely Normal 

I lost my wallet in the Gulf of Mexico waters in Galveston Texas when I was a teenager. An elderly couple found the wallet washed up on the sand and saw an AstroWorld employee ID card. They came to Houston, paid admission to AstroWorld. That's not cheap. They found me at work and returned my wallet with the money still in it, not much obviously. That was the coolest thing ever. I was working at a giant pretzel stand, so of course they got free pretzels and Cokes :-)

I wonder if Justin sees this whole live recorded bit one day scrolling RU-vid, and jus shrugs and swipes to next video

I fucking love how every impression he does is exactly the same.

Tom Segura is rapidly heading up my chart of favorite comedians

I taught college for 12 years. Met many, many Justins during that time.

When I was in the Navy, I was on a ship heading back to San Diego and we were off the coast of India. I washed out a Pace Picante Sauce bottle and put my San Diego address inside it, and threw it off the side. 3 months later, I get a letter from a guy in India who was fishing and found it on the beach. He had a Polish friend of his translate for him, and the letter was a bit funny in that he described his kids as "one son and 4 who are not sons". He explained he made an amount per day that translated into about 25 cents a day fishing, so we sent him 20 bucks :D

I love how he says it’s psychopathic to have Justin’s wallet in his pocket but he does in fact have the wallet in his bag while traveling a YEAR later

I found a wallet one time when I was 18 while working at a grocery store. It contained 3000 dollars in it. I ended up turning it in and it belonged to the head of board of ND college football or something like that. Even though I was compelled to keep the cash. I turned it in anyways. And I’m so glad I did. The money was intended for a family for a kid who attended ND who passed away. The man came in to get it and was in tears I found his wallet. He was so great full and even hugged me and kissed my cheek in gratitude. This moment changed me and I was inspired that moment to always try and do the right thing no matter what because you really never know what people are going through. And I’m not 36 and I still live by this and that moment is still burned into my brain.

Tom should've made Justin hold his pocket.

My sis lost her wallet in a Target parking lot. Someone found it & tried to max out all her cards (fortunately the company caught it) & drained her bank account for 3k. Ffwd 2 years, she finds a wallet with loads of cards in it. She looks to see who it belongs to so she can return it. All the cards had different names, including one of her old cards. She turned the wallet into the police & an arrest was made about a month later.. Fkng weird.

His dream is still unrealized, because he didn’t find the wallet...he was GIVEN the wallet...

I knew his dad was right. But, just maybe, having a dad who thinks that is a self fulfilling prophecy.

Hahaha 🤣 Ya I got my wallet and Justin’s wallet, now I’m ready to go out. That has me crying every time. So good!!!!

I watched this TV show about coincidences and apparently in Italy a dude went for his first scuba diving lesson and he did so well his instructor took him deeper to where a more advanced student would dive to ...where he went he found his house mates wallet that a segul had stole from his house mate and flown off with....Like what are the chances either

Lost my wallet on a four-wheeler ride on some back roads and a year later a lady went camping and her kids found it and mailed it back to me with the $20 still in it I couldn't get my stimulus check until I had an ID and all the DMVs were closed due to covid so this was perfect and each kid got 50 dollar rewards in a letter after I got my check really good family especially for the area I was in

2:32 - for some reason, that "ahh" sound he makes just tickled me so bad, the first time I heard this set, I was literally crying from laughter. Just kept rewatching it and laughing it at all day.

If this a true story it’s pretty incredible.

I feel like the apple didn't fall very far from the tree

I've only seen a few of his clips, but out of all the comedians, I believe that Tom Segura encounters the strangest people.

"BIKES!!!"

Tom Segura oddly wholesome but definitely not quite LOL

"I got family in Denver, do you like furniture?" _puzzled look_

That’s the best opening joke to a story I’ve ever heard

I lost my wallet 2500 km away from home and the guy who found it arrived at my doorstep back home to return it 1 week later. It turned out that he lived on the next street from where I lived.

4:24-4:27. Don't know why but this part STILL makes me laugh every time, LoL 😆😆😆😆🤣😂🤣

He tells a story perfectly! 😂

I wish Tom called Justin’s dad back and told him what happened 🤣☠️

Bet Tom doesn’t want to rescue Will Smith’s wallet anymore 😅

That was like Gordy from stand by me telling me the pie eating contest story. That was actually an epic story. And Tom knows how to tell a f#!king story. Thanks pal

Grocery store : We're a grocery store, we don't track people down Me : Well can you forward me to whomever deals with the rewards card because they most definitely track people and all their shopping habits.

My father found a player for the mavericks wallet. We got court side seats and signed basketballs. Best find ever

Been following tom Segura since the first time I saw him. I found a wallet at the mall with $900 in it, and an EBT card and a license. He came the next day to the mall and picked it up. He was so relieved. Told me that was his rent money and he would have been evicted. Nuff said.

I was on an international flight and found a dude's wallet with tons of cash, his ID and government ID. When I found him on the plane and gave him it, he had the least amount of emotions and gratitude. That guy was a piece of shit. I wasn't expecting a parade, but a damn thanks instead of a monotone, "oh" would have been better.

Literally the perfect story, delivery and all. We don't deserve Tom any more than that pos Justin deserved that wallet.

I get a strong impulse to watch his videos ever chance I get . I love his sense of humor. He is a legend, one of the best out there.

I LOVE that he used a part of another skit of trying to FORCE a connection with Will Smith by talking about family and furniture THAT IS F*CKING HILARIOUS😂this guy is a genius!!!!

Justin is the kind of person that should be monitored closely, he's probably planning something 🤔

I was telling my neighbor about Tom,Turns out he has seen him 3 times,lucky guy,this fellow is hilarious.

Someone should find Justin and put him in the audience for this bit

Lol, he has such a great delivery!

A joke about Will Smith's wallet?!? Bro this joke still slaps in 2022

I think hes forgetting a response to a phone call "ahoy"

Found an organizer/wallet in a Target parking lot.. in a shopping cart. (Millennials, this is like leaving your phone somewhere without a password) This was about 3 days before Christmas. I put the story together in my head and imagined this woman was a struggling single mom, putting kids and presents in the car and forgot it, since she worked 3 jobs. It had her ID, pictures, calendar and address book. I should have been able to write her life story with the amount of information, but I remember having to call quite a few numbers to reach her. This organizer also had just under $500, and all I could imagine was some modern Dicken's tale with Timmy not getting his toys, crying under an empty tree. Turned out, she was the wife of the Head of Loss Prevention. (for those not aware of retail hell, that's security). She was very happy, but all I remember is that he was stunned and amazed that I returned it with all the cash and history. He said that never happened in all the years he worked at that store. Morale of the story is, people are assholes.. so I started going to another Target in a better neighborhood.

I found a wallet once in a French bakery that the person 3 spots in front of me had left on the counter & the other 2 people didn't notice. I had seen her leave it there so I had my eye on the wallet. I ordered then I walked over to the ladies table she was like 95. I said is this your wallet? She was frightened & confused she just made some squeeking noises. The wallet was extremely fat & full of $. The restaurant was supper crowded with all old people. Literally 6 old women sitting in that area saw how much cash was in it & they all started fighting saying it was there's. They tried to wrestle each other & me for the wallet. It made a huge commotion & the lady who actually owned the wallet had no clue what was going on even though I explained it like 10 times she ran away from her table with her husband & they got in thier car & drove away. I threw it in the back seat threw an open window as they drove off. All of those other old ladies who where trying to steal it got so mad at me. Life lesson don't trust old ladies they will try to jack you!

That dad is a legend. In my book. Lol.

Tom's voice of the guy's dad is the same voice of the good old Steven Seagal

The moment Justin asked if he wanted to hear about the special I thought, the dad was right.

"eggs are on sale, go eff yourself". Words to live by.

Dad's are always right when they describe their kids. 😂😂 🙌

I'm in love with this guy.hes f*ckin brilliant!!!!!!!!

This DOm secure is really good im drunk wat work cherrs

Could see that ending coming stay safe cheers

What a funny funny man, he tells a story like no other.

2:56 cracks me up everytime

I used to do security at bars and clubs and always found stuff, loose cash, can't find the owner so kept that, but phones were a different thing. I know how annoying it is to lose one, so anyway I find this black berry phone, scroll through the numbers looking for this person's family members. Find her mother and call. I tell the mother I found this phone and she says it belongs to her daughter. She thanks me and we make arrangements a few days later to meet her daughter at a certain spot in town. So keep in mind I've to travel over an hour public transport, it was raining, but stopped by the time I got there, cold and just a bit of an inconvenience, but hey, I'm doing the right thing. Anyway, I get to the spot, and she is no where to be seen, so I wait, and wait and wait for about twenty minutes. She turns up, I recognize her from what her mother said she would be wearing. So I call out her name, she sees me, I hold out the phone and say " I believe this is yours" with a smile. She grabs it from my hand and turns and walks away without saying a word. Not even a thank you.. I literally held onto that phone for almost a week and gave up my time to go all the way into the city centre just to be met by this ungreatful witch. Had I of known what was going to happen I'd of kept the phone and taught her a lesson. Some people are just selfish and ungreatful.. however, I would like to think that she may have realised later that she never said thanks and felt sorry for it. Then again, she could be the selfish indulgent witch she really came across as in the first place. Either way, I'll never know However, this experience has not put me off, I have found many phones since, some I could return, and was rewarded for, and others, due to the advancement in tech and finger print I'd etc, I couldn't access or answer when they called so they got stored. Lol but hey at least I tried lol

I found a woman's wallet in a Wal-mart shopping cart and at first I didn't know what to do, but I thought the smartest thing would be going into the store and dropping it off at customer service saying somebody forgot it. Still feels weird because you're a random person, giving another random person somebody else's belongings. But my mom's got our City's community page on Facebook, and literally the woman got on Facebook and on this community page to wonderfully thank the person that saved her day...and that was me :) To this day it's one of the greatest feelings knowing that I helped that woman avoid a great deal of stress. There was close to $200 cash in that wallet...

I met and worked with people who would have taken it and kept any cash and thrown away the wallet. When I asked them if they would want someone to return their wallet and cash if they lost it their response was, Well yeah but I wouldnt expect it back. Same with a phone, they said it would be cool to have a free second phone and the person shouldnt have lost it. I'm like oh dear OK well theres no hope then!

I found a guy's wallet on a subway. Contained $83 cash, driver license and three credit cards. Took me about 2 hours to track the guy down. Returned it to him and he didn't even say thank you. Unreal

Amazing how much Justin's dad sounds like Steven Seagal.

This guy's hilarious 🤣😆

I like to think all elderly people Tom finds have the same voice of his father because it’s the only one he does🤣

I lost my wallet 5 years ago and i m still waiting

Omg! I'd NEVER REMEMBER his face. Wow. I agree this guy will never be anything as well 🤣🤣🤣

In one hour, I shall see Tom live in Anchorage, Alaska. I am ready...

Could you imagine how cool Justin's life would be right now if he pitched opening a surf shop in Maui? Tom is blowing the fuck up!

I can’t I’m married so make it quick lmfao! Crying 🤣

I lost my wallet once in Paris in 1992. I was there doing research for a documentary on parfaits and got pick pocketed by some kid while getting on the train. It wasnt till 1999 when I got it back .. I was in Beijing doing research for a documentary on fortune cookies and while in a opium den non other than jean claude van dam does a backflip off the rafter and lands on the ground doing the splits and throws me a parfait, and then throws me my wallet like a fukn ninja star, full of golden tickets to the willy Wonka factory..

Imagine Justin is in that audience...

Wonder if Tom would still return Will’s wallet after the slap?

Found a wallet with $200 bucks in it, didn't even get a $5 tip. Now I steal

As far as comedy stories go, this is up there with The Machine for me.

i lost my wallet once and i never seen it again.

inly guy who has 6 minute videos and it feels like 2. i love his stories

My husband left his wallet in his computer bag with his laptop and iPad in a cab in Penang, Malaysia in September 2014. We were upset about it for THREE DAYS. On our last day there- we are at the airport ready to fly back to Kuala Lumpur… his phone rings. He answers. The guy on the other end asks “Clayton?” My husband says “yes?” The man on the other end screams, “I found you!!!” This amazing cab driver rushed to the airport and returned the bag with wallet, laptop, iPad… everything. It was a God damn miracle and we all hugged before running to security to make our flight. Miracle.

Okay, it must have been my wallet that is how I answer the phone as it ONLY rings if I am dead asleep.

At the end, when he said he saw Justin was getting on the elevator and then called out "hey Justin!", I thought the next thing he was gonna yell was BIKES!

That will smith bit 😂

It's really not that it's interesting but, dude has me laughing so there's that. Lol

Doesn't sound like the father amounted to much either. So he can be proud Justin followed in his footsteps.

Because of this, I answer every scam call by saying "uhhhh" first.

I lost my wallet while exiting the car. Next morning, 6:30, pouring rain. Someone rings my doorbell, guy walking a dog found it with all the money and documents, soaking wet. He refused to take any money as a reward.

I’m a scuba diver. I have yet to find something in deep waters and have an insane story like this.

Lol might've been Tom Hardy picking up that phone tbh haha

I found a phone about 20 years ago, did some sleuthing, contacted the rich 15 year old kid that owned it and told him to come pick it up and his reaction was EXACTLY the same as Justin’s, no thank you’s…but I had the last laugh as I had already texted some of the random girls names in the phone asking to “hook up” and started some real interesting stuff so there was that I guess.

I once lost my wallet at a KFC. A couple years later I found a wad of money. I kept that shit.

After a vacation we decided to go to the movies. With all my papers and a decent amount of money, drivers license, bank cards everything. The next day I get a call. The cleaner found it and reported it to his supervisor. I wanted to give him some money, because replacing the ID and the drivers licence is expensive, but he absolutely didn't want it. He knew how grateful I was because the same happened to him. So if you ever find a wallet, bring it back. I know I was really really happy I got it back.

Tom Segura is a cruise ship tier comedian

when i was 18 or 19, i lost my wallet at the beach with 200 dollars which is like 500 now. bummed me out. a couple weeks later there was a package for me at home with my wallet and 200 minus the cost of postage. they mailed it back using my drivers license address.

TRUE STORY: I found a cellular phone in a parking lot. Amazingly, it was not locked with a security code. I managed to contact the owner of the phone through a person on her contact list. I gave her my address to come get her phone, and the bitch showed up at my house the police. I WILL NEVER, EVER TRY TO RETURN ANYTHING TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN. I see a phone or a wallet on the ground now (and I have since), I keep right on walkin'!

That is exactly how I answer numbers I don’t recognize

Someone just returned my 17 year old daughters wallet, she lost/misplaced at college... She had her license, school id, bank card where she had saved a little over 10k at the time, and about 80 bucks pocket change. And everything was still there, she tried giving the young lady the 80 bucks for gas at the least, and taking time from her day to deliver her wallet to our home, but she wouldn't take it. The young lady was a student at the university as well, with a golden heart, so shouts out to Rachel! My daughter was unaware that she had actually lost her wallet, so this came as a surprise, and proof that good people still exist.

The person at the grocery store was Steven Segal. He picks up random shifts when he's not police officer

“Eggs are on sale’…. lol

At 3.15 I thought when Segura said 'I did not know how to respond segura was just going to respond with the noise the guy on the phone did.

I LOVE TOM SO MUCH!!!!

1:09 - Will Smith would have slapped him, so he was better off with Justin...

I lost my wallet in a hotel room in Casablanca, it was never returned to me.

Dude he should make this into a children's book it's a complete story w a life lesson

Ok that six degrees of seperation line was gold. So fwooshed imo

Just turned 40. So yeah. I had a beeper in 1990 something bc that was the thing. I went to lollapalooza one summer and lost the clear cranberry colored lil gizmo in the pit and considered it a loss. Well about 3 days later some random person called my house phone leaving a message on the answering machine bc that was a thing also saying they found it.. it turned out to be what sounded like a really pretty rocker chick from Washington DC or somewhere quite far from Randall's island in NYC that contacted and wanted to return it. Well we spoke about music and concerts for over an hr and she actually mailed it back to me in a very nicely put together padded envelope out of her own pocket and wouldn't accept me mailing her money back.. Soo awesome and if that girl ever sees this. Thank you and I'm sorry I promised to meet you at a different concert and never followed through. We were both about 16-17.. ahhh the 90s🤣