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@CustomizedUsername 4 года назад

“I was standing here and he killed that dude there” that foot stomp to point had me crying 😂

@BijinMCMXC 4 года назад

2:19

@Pouttybabe 3 года назад

Seeing him live is honestly the best experience-he does a lot more quirky, expressive shit and it’s amazing!!

@elsamsung1133 3 года назад

Read this while he was saying it. Word for word. Thanks!

@Werevertumoto 3 года назад

Do you think he was wearing the shoes with the white soles just for the purpose of that joke... the amount of preparation...

@Pneuma3339 2 года назад

LMFAO!!!?! Sooo good!!!

@Based_Morty 8 лет назад

i can't handle the lawyer part. "Yo man, can i see a lawyer?" "FUCK!"

@freegamexavier 7 лет назад

Nate Tenney same lol

@dannybrezelhorner2715 7 лет назад

Phoenix Wright in a nutshell.

@nachc6459 Год назад

😂

@anthony5227 Год назад

I came just for that part. My sister was like it’s crazy no one asks for a lawyer. And I was like you gotta hear this joke

@HyphyJuice916 Год назад

It's hilarious but so fucking true. So many of these interrogations will go for several days or only a few hours and these guys crack. I mean if they're the killer than fuck em, they deserve the time but I can't believe how many of these dudes won't ask for a lawyer.

@Arms2 5 лет назад

Me and my friends use the “IVE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE” quote whenever one of us is running late lol

@Donovan00 3 года назад

"I don't know no Dookie Shoes" "We got a picture of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes" "I mean I seen him" That with the arm toss made me genuinely snort😂😂

@rse1113 Год назад

Listen here, Lil Stank…

@whitiscool1 8 лет назад

"everybody's like, 'i'm going to talk to the cops and straighten this out'" "no you're gonna do 25 to life"

@AGE0FQUARREL 8 лет назад

Indeed.

@benjamincox4211 7 лет назад

Omar Little Omar Comin'

@joshpollack5936 6 лет назад

have fun with that

@clark9992 5 лет назад

That's not even a joke. LAWYER UP!! It doesn't matter how innocent you are.

@clark9992 5 лет назад

@Joe Lee Nope.

@annabethdiana5857 4 года назад

"stop being weird white people that was a perfect impression" 🤣🤣🤣

@zachhaywood1564 Год назад

His delivery is simply sublime. Just the serious way he asks "Dookie Shoes."

@presofcamelot Год назад

*"I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"* Gets me every fucking time

@smokeythereactor5929 2 года назад

"He was anywhere from 5'2 to 6'8" "And he has ears." I think I know the guy

@guitarchugs9191 3 года назад

The black dude he impersonated has a 10/10 chance of saying “AYE YOUNG BLOOD! LEMME GET A CIGARETTE!”

@abasis.baruti9819 3 года назад

10/10!

@uzo9887 3 года назад

Facts 😂

@DaSeanSuper84 3 года назад

I was saying the same about the White serial killer joke. It was so accurate

@jasrob009 3 года назад

You gotta case quarter?

@donttalkjustplay4274 2 года назад

Newport*

@alielabamba9615 7 лет назад

Tom Segura is a really great comedian.

@DA-wr9uy 6 лет назад

@criticalbill2090 6 лет назад

lmfao dude stop it! That is some funny shit you said right there

@trizziep3706 5 лет назад

And this is a really great comment

@anthonymruoti 5 лет назад

Lol nice one Tom...Did Christina tell you that?

@bricemason3896 5 лет назад

Alot better than that fat racist. What's his name?

@msaintjo Год назад

“I been known Cricket for 27 years” 😂 The best comedy on the best show. Tom is awesome!

@tjbriggs303 2 месяца назад

"Do you or do you not know, dookie shoes"

@BugOperator 4 года назад

“We heard you had a blue shirt on last Friday.” “Yeah, I stabbed those four people...”

@blakebellamy82 4 года назад

BVG OPERΛTOR Lotta people got blue shirts, you can still get out of this 😂

@christianmolina4895 4 года назад

😂🤦‍♂️

@user-le5gs9qe1l 3 года назад

Listen to the first jokes in the beginning. it was a reference to the asian hater. I barely realized it

@bguzewi0 6 лет назад

I love the idea of a nonchalant serial killer.

@longdirtytoenails1076 5 лет назад

@doge fm 🙄

@EvilMandark13 5 лет назад

Lol such a good punchline

@AndroidSunrise 5 лет назад

They're usually sociopaths/psychopaths. So I'd imagine most of them would be that way.

@gabriel.hongkong 5 лет назад

Dexter

@TimmyMcGowan 5 лет назад

yeah and he has great standup too

@belowaverageluke1369 4 года назад

I'm starting to get into this guy. His delivery is impeccable.

@Max-po9gd 4 года назад

u should try one of his podcasts, 2 bears 1 cave or your moms house podcast

@saywhat4314 4 года назад

Yea this dude is one of the greatest stand ups around right now

@simonejayderai 4 года назад

Agreed

@unusuario5173 3 года назад

Kudos to you for it.

@dansmith935 3 года назад

He doesn't even try

@rinscheida 4 года назад

Lmao Tom Seguras nonchalant demeanor when delivering jokes make them even funnier to me. “What are you like a serial killer or something?” “Yea.”

@ZeranZeran 3 года назад

"Oh".. "Yeah."

@tbvolcomskater 6 лет назад

Bryce had a solid alibi he *was* at my house

@brycejohnson8750 5 лет назад

Dude those pancakes were great

@BLANDMEDlA 5 лет назад

@@brycejohnson8750 i love both of you for that

@christophermichael5764 5 лет назад

this thread is perfect

@bricesato38 5 лет назад

My guy

@conormc1114 5 лет назад

The pancakes were fantastic guys

@ArtCE47 3 года назад

"I was standing here and then he killed that dude standing.... 🚶‍♂️ there" 😭😂😭😂

@scottyp2505 3 года назад

“You can kill someone but not lie about it for ten fucking minutes” 😂

@Miata_MX5725 8 месяцев назад

RAhHHHHhHHHHH 'MERICA

@AndrewBarsky Год назад

“Lawyer up” is eight BILLION percent accurate man

@peregrine5327 3 года назад

"Or Jim, pick a fuckin' name!" is probably one of my favorite lines of his, ever.

@RBG-ez7pd 5 лет назад

I’m black and this shit is HILARIOUS! “I been out here for a minute!”

@Voodoo_Robot 2 года назад

I am white.

@chongli3007 2 года назад

I am Chinese

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 2 года назад

@@chongli3007 "i've been practicing martial arts for over 80 years" - Steven seagull

@GypsyEncounters Год назад

I am yam 🍠

@RBG-ez7pd Год назад

I mentioned “black” because the impersonations are SPOT ON…not because of some woke nonsense reason. I know old black dudes just like that.

@SqueebPlays 4 года назад

"What are you a serial killer?" "Yeah."

@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 8 лет назад

"Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoez?" LOL!

@megahaogie1784 8 лет назад

+A Skeptical Human im glad im not the only one who kept saying that

@jordanrioscreations 8 лет назад

"I mean, I seen 'em."

@gamerboy-hy7xd 7 лет назад

I SEEN DOOKIE SHOEZ BUT I DONT KNOW DOOKIE SHOEZ

@andrewkling9530 7 лет назад

I renamed my dog Dookie Shooz

@lesleyd2448 4 года назад

😂😂👏

@eliotmccann2589 4 года назад

2:58 "You know him??" "AH BIN KNOWN CRICKET TWENNY SEBBEN YEAR!!' Kills me every time.

@alanbrown3172 2 года назад

Twen sem

@StyleLePelt 8 лет назад

A) " Stop being white and weird you know exactly who that was." B) " He was lookin for some smoke!" "alright Jesus Christ."

@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 5 лет назад

i thought he said snow

@brycejohnson7894 5 лет назад

"I don't think he's gonna help us out."

@bobstevens2888 5 лет назад

Wait. Was this in the bit?

@Callmepapimami 5 лет назад

I think he said stop being white and wierd to the audición

@lesleyd2448 4 года назад

A) 😂😂

@alpastor666 6 лет назад

I would pay double the going rate to watch a 2 hour movie filled with black characters voiced only by tom segura.

@onnilobby2869 5 лет назад

your a fucking genius

@muscledollfitness1408 5 лет назад

alpastor666 accurate 😂😂

@mattwilkes2214 5 лет назад

Needs to get on F is for Family.

@immasurvivor 5 лет назад

lotta kingfish out here maen.

@Rapsha100 5 лет назад

yes

@Heinj36 5 лет назад

"Nah-Amean " is the greatest gangster nick name ever lol.

@chenstormstout9456 3 года назад

And his brother Nam-Sayin.

@TheScaba100 3 года назад

That's an interesting way of saying "avoid Tulsa."

@MrBmick79 3 года назад

and stay away from the Village Inn

@lilynolan8892 3 года назад

@@MrBmick79 and the Days Inn. Maybe just all the Inns?

@MrBmick79 3 года назад

@@lilynolan8892 Kilkenny's was my saving grace!

@Demonichelios 3 года назад

I was a funeral director in Tulsa. Literally murder every night

@thisanitthat 3 года назад

" that's some old shit .. What you wanna do today" 😂

@Regular-Sized 3 года назад

I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Absolutely hilarious

@Jeffroshow 8 лет назад

...they were lookin' for some SMOKE!

@LateNightRadioTalker23 3 месяца назад

The absolute aggression behind the word smoke

@tonygunz21 4 года назад

I’m watching Season 18 Episode 11 of First 48 (originally aired in 2019) and the detectives are looking for a person with the nickname “Stank” 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀 I had to come here to make sure I wasn’t tripping.

@christianmolina4895 4 года назад

Hahaha

@christian2854 5 месяцев назад

You must be kidding me

@patchbro 7 лет назад

"Gonna have to find cricket on our own" - perfect John Goodman impression

@jishufish9551 8 лет назад

"Well we were tahkin' to uh uh 'naah mean'.

@ellllllo77 5 лет назад

I’m always blown away when people bring up great comics and leave out Tom Segura, this guys a legend

@traviswhite8112 5 лет назад

"Did you, or did you not know dookie shoes?" 😂😂😂

@charlesstiles8904 3 года назад

I love watching gangsters breakdown into tears and tell on everyone including themselves. Pure comedy

@Turco949 7 лет назад

No wonder this guy quickly became one of my favorite comedians.

@SoLiTaRyBoNe 4 года назад

And who the fuck are you to start that statement with "no wonder" as if you are a hot shit? Lol Mr. Evaluation of comedians over here

@simonghostriley3501 3 года назад

“I hate the Asian world” “Oh shit I didn’t know that about you” “I killed four of them” “What are you, like a serial killer?” “yeah...”

@joelgibson5187 3 года назад

atlanta shooter

@sebastiangordon-somers-arc8488 3 года назад

@@joelgibson5187 Facts...the youtube algorithm really brought me here after watching trevor noah talk about the shooting....what are the odds?

@ihopcsx 2 года назад

Oof

@AkimboSubs Год назад

😂😂😂 the calmness in the yeah

@andrewptob 8 лет назад

Have a seat Lil' Stank. Did you or did you not know Dookie Shoes?!

@eugenegrewing2587 5 лет назад

I mean I seen ‘em. But I don’t know ‘em.

@Charly909IE 5 лет назад

I dunno no dookie shoes

@lesleyd2448 4 года назад

Lol

@joshb8976 4 года назад

Dookie shoes is such a good nickname.

@normanladdleschnitzel1928 3 года назад

Read this as he said it 🤣

@Freebirdjack69 3 года назад

"Hey Bryce can we talk to you for a second man?" 😂😂😂😂😂

@serviousaus8659 3 года назад

I don't see the issue with the name, I rock it and know one makes fun of it lmao

@ebfield123 9 лет назад

"dat's cricket right there"

@omacmill5189 8 лет назад

"Do you know dukey shoes"

@ebfield123 8 лет назад

+Owen MacMillan I mean I seen't him but I don't be know'in him

@rudy12327 8 лет назад

+Eric Beddingfield I BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET, 27 YEARS!

@Matthew-im4rw 8 лет назад

+rudy12327 lol i love how he says "years" like "yeahs" haha

@thomasdr08 3 года назад

10/10 - the cricket line. Another 10/10 for the “loosen up” follow up.

@SamShortYaDig 4 года назад

His impression of “the whitest detective” is literally him just talking normal.

@SeaHorseGypsy 7 лет назад

*HE CAME THROUGH WITH JELLYFISH LAST WEEK*

@DanielRodriguez-gm1to 5 лет назад

They were lookin for sum SMOKE!

@giraffesareselfish9563 5 лет назад

@@DanielRodriguez-gm1to Dookie shoes

@V3rnSqwd5611 5 лет назад

I died at the nick name jellyfish

@Fresh_Biscuits 4 года назад

@Jamyi Rogers shark tale?

@Colby_Sisco 4 года назад

@@DanielRodriguez-gm1to alright Jesus

@alexcrocker5329 2 года назад

I don’t understand why when he says “yeah” after asking “are you a serial killer?” It just cracks me up 😂

@michaelfrederick6330 3 года назад

I just discovered this guy in the past 72 hours and have just fallen down the rabbit hole! This guy is freaking hilarious!

@Tavis15ify 3 года назад

That Te'Shuan joke was too close to home with my name being deadass 2 letters of from that 🤣🤣🤣

@taylorh.3484 3 года назад

What’s your name then?

@donttalkjustplay4274 2 года назад

@@taylorh.3484 duh, Franklin.

@TheBehm08 Год назад

That’s great lol a friend of mine is Naeem so the na mean joke caught me off guard

@bob9644 4 года назад

“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out” “We’re gonna have to find cricket on our own”

@koori8185 3 года назад

"All charges have been dropped for Tayshawn...or Jim. Let's be honest no Jim's on the show"...

@hyperActiveDrummer 3 года назад

the way he delivers the "yeah" after asking if he's a serial killer gets me every time lmao

@Zenrikku77 5 лет назад

"I'm going to talk to the cops and straighten is whole thing out." "You're going to do twenty five to life have fun with that man."

@dln3472 2 года назад

The nicknames in this skit are real.

@heyjoji1954 7 лет назад

"That's some old shit"

@kaitiehatcher4359 4 года назад

“Detective bro bro” always makes me fall out laughing

@brianmowday7509 5 лет назад

Tom might be one of the most underrated comics ever. Super funny guy.

@robertodibaggio8181 2 года назад

This one of the Greatest Comedy bits EVER.. he just nailed everything so perfectly...😆😆😆😆

@dodgermaven 8 лет назад

You: What are you up a serial killer or something? Person: Yeah!

@jakebeninato9938 5 лет назад

I thought the “Ive known Cricket 27 years!” And “IDK that shit just Cricket to me” was a bit much even as a joke until I saw an actual First 48 episode and this witness identified a dude nicknamed “T” as a murderer Detective: “How long you’ve known T?” Witness: “I’ve known him about 10 years.” Detective: “Do you know his real name?” Witness: “I just known him as T”

@madisonwarner2494 3 года назад

The guys watched every episode I didn't think he was exaggerating lol

@amyhutchinson3170 3 года назад

I saw that same one!! Haha

@twinkletoes5419 2 года назад

There's literally one where the dudes name was fckin boobie.. and that's all anyone knew him as. Boobie..

@kraevorn7483 2 года назад

@@twinkletoes5419 what episode is that?

@MotoCzar 4 года назад

That ending was pure gold.

@lucascollier1143 7 лет назад

he came thru with jellyfish last week, he was looking for some SMOKE

@Unnecessarilylongexplanations 6 лет назад

"Yeah I show him in the face" "GODDAMN REALLY?" This is so, so true to the show

@Dedication-wt3if 9 лет назад

SUP KANE?!

@TOONAMAX 7 лет назад

Dedication1234 sup D

@IAmKrow 7 лет назад

You?

@ongoingsky9347 7 лет назад

Dedication1234 Sup D!

@jameskushman9165 5 лет назад

BIKES!!!!! SUP KANE!!!!

@Ole4735 7 лет назад

This is acctually very accurate

@de_showstep 7 лет назад

Whааat ММММеn RЕЕЕААААLLY Wаnt => twitter.com/28420e382d9068308/status/804693412402241537 Тоm Sеgura ТТТhееeе First 48

@KennyMcCormick99 7 лет назад

Evan Olson ...exactly! Also 10-15 years ago you would have a tough time finding a white comic making these types of jokes but fast forward to today and everyone's doing it!!

@Ole4735 7 лет назад

Because they'd be labeled "racist"

@thisguy7126 7 лет назад

trust me they still are called racist due to the PC police. he always talks about it on joe rogam experience

@DontWowwy 6 лет назад

Actually*

@tuckermathews9625 3 года назад

They need an animated show of these characters of his

@angelolovato6494 10 месяцев назад

"HE CAME OVER TO GET SOME SMOKE" and his hood expressions are golden and I fucking love it

@Qurisx 5 лет назад

I've listened to this special so many times and it's still just as funny. This is easily my number 1 favorite modern day special.

@Heavenzvoice 8 лет назад

I loved the whole "TeShawn, compared to Tanner, Brice and Skyler and getting pancakes!"" I straight up bust out laughing. I'm a 1st 48 Fan fanatic and he's right. I wasn't offended at all, nothing but the truth. It was just weird at first seeing a white comedian do something I've always wanted them to do... Crack on us and not be afraid...

@lennyboy4180 8 лет назад

If you like this look up Mike Epps first 48, the shit is hilarious

@AGE0FQUARREL 8 лет назад

Sorry bro. Detective bro bro.

@SicilianCerdaPride 7 лет назад

its because when you're real about yourself and aren't coming from a place of hate people know lol. and funny is fuckin funny

@ibieiniid4240 5 лет назад

I mean, it's no secret police shows only ever cover the poor areas where black folks live. He might not have even been crackin on black people, but rather the media portrayal of black people.

@rgreen8760 5 лет назад

@@ibieiniid4240 overthinking it. Trust me.

@SupplementalSense 7 лет назад

The most under-rated comedian today!

@jcason6295 6 лет назад

Bart Christmas is the most over weight comedian today

@op8726 3 года назад

“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out...we’re gonna have to find cricket on our own.” 😂

@HairFIip 5 лет назад

Tom Segura probably has one of the best deliveries of his jokes.

@Lollemaster 4 года назад

When he says "i mean, i seen him" at 4:57 he sounds exactly like Bodie from The Wire

@samuelrobertson1567 5 лет назад

I swear to God he nailed that 48 hour's show lol!

@GiantRobot7621 5 лет назад

I love the nervous laughs the audience gives. It makes performances like these even better.

@ClichéGuevara-2814 3 года назад

Fun, non-essential fact : Chalk outlines indicate that a victim was alive when responders arrive at a scene. The outlines are to preserve the evidence field, show positioning etc.

@TheHoi123456 2 года назад

Holy smokes, i don't know about that

@FinnaBusanut 2 года назад

Another fun fact: Chalk lines are almost never used anymore, except in very rare cases, to avoid contamination of the crime scene.

@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад

Dammit Conway! I mean Kanye. Nice

@123conzy 8 лет назад

Tommy Buns is getting lucrative!

@FatAcrobat 8 лет назад

Why is he called tommy buns?

@austinhoffman219 8 лет назад

+Dr. Strangelove I am pretty sure his friend Joe Rogan calls him that and it caught on for some reason.

@FatAcrobat 8 лет назад

+A.C. Tilly yeah I've definitely heard joe call him that, I just really want to know the backstory of it. It's a funny nickname that I'm sure has a funny origin I just can't find it anywhere.

@austinhoffman219 8 лет назад

It must be an inside joke lol.

@FatAcrobat 8 лет назад

+A.C. Tilly damn being on the outside!

@kari8187 3 года назад

“He had ears too.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@S_034 7 лет назад

"They were lookin for some SMOKE!"

@NoTimeMommy 8 лет назад

Sorry bro, Detective bro bro

@paulweeldreyer7457 2 года назад

I love this sketch. I watch it a lot. I really like The First 48 and this is spot on.

@kevinallen5246 2 года назад

"I been knowin Cricket twenty seven years!" Gold. I love how he calls out the audience on being PC losers.

@bernardmorris125 6 лет назад

His delivery is just off the charts. One of the best comedians out there and he doesn’t even have to try.

@christianalvarado6310 3 года назад

"He came thru wit Jellyfish last week"

@jacoblubbert8032 8 лет назад

"He looks like he's about 33 but you find out he's 76 years old.>>" I guessed my co-workers 69-year-old-girlfriend was 35 but that was a few years ago.

@unusuario5173 3 года назад

I would like to see a picture of her.

@myvishan 3 года назад

@@unusuario5173 yeah me too that’s a huge margin, especially for a woman

@allysonheller9215 4 года назад

I've watched this so many times, and it never stops being funny. Brilliant. 🙌

@billybristol 8 лет назад

How does this not have more views? Seriously.

@vatcalentine9378 8 лет назад

Because my daddy doesn't do much jokes. :)

@joelgibson5187 3 года назад

0:45 talking to the atlanta shooter

@gogothdar 2 года назад

I watch so much stand up comedy and I feel like I always come back around to Tom Segura and be like his timing, rhythm of his jokes everything is so clean and delivered on a level that is unmatched he is seriously a incredible comedian.

@SamuraiPie8111 7 лет назад

he gotta cigarette hangin outta his mouf

@KennyMcCormick99 5 лет назад

Lol I literally scrolled right by your comment when he happened to say that!!!

@pressrolls 4 года назад

4:55 Listen to how his voice goes UP at the end of dookie SHOES....brilliant! His aggressive black voice is outstanding.

@bernardblack3124 8 лет назад

"Stop being white and weird..." I use this almost every day.

@Dj891989 4 года назад

Bernard Black ditto

@well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 года назад

Sounds good Bernard

@asd-foot-lettuce94 4 года назад

I was watching this and when I went downstairs, my boyfriend’s parents were watching The First 48 and I lost my shit! I couldn’t breathe 😂😭

@theville9885 3 года назад

"Now you're in an awkward conversation with a serial killer"

@woodgrainstudios7321 9 месяцев назад

"I don't know no Dookie shoes"😂😅😂😅

@lyricalqueen100 8 лет назад

I will always love this 😂😂 so accurate

@noneyobusinesshomie9493 8 лет назад

you are extremely beautiful

@Jdubski-dk7ml 5 лет назад

Damn you fine

@AceJoker72 2 года назад

I've watched this hundreds of times and it keeps getting funnier the more I watch it

@MainStreamRegimeDemocrats 2 года назад

Hundreds ?? Wtf?

@AceJoker72 2 года назад

@@MainStreamRegimeDemocrats and now I watch it again lmao thanks for the reminder!

@MemphisMo Год назад

I had heard the audio a few times but this is the first with video and it's even funnier even though I already know what he's going to say

@VQM6 5 лет назад

When I was in middle school one of the detectives from that show, The First 48 came to give a speech about some stuff I forgot about. During the talk he said someway, somehow, "I took an arrow to the knee". And Everyone started busting out laughing and he looked so dumbfounded it was crazy af. It was skyrim was popular and that meme was going around. Good memory.