(i haven't watched portal) but i think that all the cores would just lose their sanity when they have SO MUCH POWER... the turrets probably just want GlAdOs back (sorry if i misspelled her name)
I love how Wheatley is singing and actually paying attention to what's happening and listening to what turrets say, _and space core is just zooming around in the background_
I think the reason Wheatley felt so much pain during the core transfer is that the machine have to readjust wheatley's frame so he will fit on to the controls. That explains why his face is more mobile and extendable. It's basically having surgery without taking anything.
I just sussed out that the Portal on the Moon thing was literally foreshadowed by Cave Johnson saying directly 'Moon Rock is a very good Portal conductor.'
Is no one gonna talk about how he MADE THIS UP ON THE SPOT!? GLaDOS says he’s a moron but he rapped like a pro! From the reaction he makes in the beginning makes it seem like it’s the first time he heard that track, so he made up the entire rap on the fly!
Year 1: Space core: SpAcE Wheatley: Nice? Year 2: Space core: SpAcE Wheatley: This I getting old. T.T Year ???: Space core: SpAcE Wheatley: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!! ): '( Year 9162526182657282726281872655273625: Space core: SpA- Wheatley: *ded*
"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." "Space going to space can't wait." "Space..." "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." "Space space wanna go to space" "Space space going to space oh boy" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" "Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops." "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." "Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going." "Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space." "Space. Space." "I'm going to space." "Oh boy." "Yeah yeah yeah okay okay." "Space. Space. Gonna go to space." "Space. Space. Go to space." "Yes. Please. Space." "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!" "Gonna be in space." "Space." "Space." "Ohhhh, space." "Wanna go to space. Space." "[humming]" "Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space." "I love space. Love space." "Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper." "Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit." "Space..." "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!" "Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look." "Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer." "Space space wanna go to space" "Wanna go to -- wanna go to space" "Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space" "I'm going to space." "Space!" "Space!" "Hey hey hey hey hey!" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey lady." "Lady." "Space!" "Lady." "Space." "Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady." "Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space." "Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!" "Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!" "Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space." "I love space." "Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space." "Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space." "Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space." "Gotta go to space." "Gonna be in space." "Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space." "Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion." "Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE." "Going to space." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space." "Love space. Need to go to space." "Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space." "Space." "So much space. Need to see it all." "You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes." "Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space." "Please go to space." "Space." "Wanna go to space." "(excited gasps)" "Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space." "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!" "Hey lady." "Hey." "Lady." "Hey lady. Lady." "Hey." "Lady." "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!" "Space? SPACE!" "I'm in space." "I'm in space." "Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space." "There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star." "Getting bored of space." "Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space." "Are we in space?" "We are?" "Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!" "We made it we made it we made it. Space!" "Earth." "Wanna go to earth." "Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth." "Wanna go home." "Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home." "Earth earth earth." "Don't like space. Don't like space." "It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth." "SPAAACCCCCE!" "SPAAACE!" "YEEEHAAAAAW!" "Ah!"
it's not a eyebot from fallout but it is an eyebot because if you look at it that you will see it's a aperture science eyebot it has the aperture science logo on it
My favorite thing about this glorious piece, is when the turrets start singing and Wheatley looks slightly surprised. Like he knew they were going to write him a hook for this great rap he had planned, but he didn't anticipate it being so insulting & blunt! Lost his shit, indeed. It's perfect. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but it's a great touch.
The Wheatley Rap is now available on iTunes too! Originally I wasn't going to put it on there, but a LOT of people requested it; so you can grab it from there now. There's still a free download in the video description though. ;)
a whole year passes and I still can't get used to how weird/funny it sounds when a turret curses using any word other than "hell" (well, there *is* turret/android hell, so "hell" doesn't really "bother me") XD
No no no don't touch that file you'll kill us!! AAAHHH!!! Wait, oh bloody hell, why would they put that in if they wanted no one to use it? It's useless!
His sfms are so good. He should at least have millions of subscribers. Would also be cool if Winglet and Him collaborate. These guys are brilliant animators.
I will talk to Wheatley in Binary now. 01101110011011101010111100000110111010001110010111000011101110101001011001111111010010010011101000111001001100010001111000101111100001000010100100001001011100000011101001010010100101010100101010100111100001011110010010110101001 Fact: I had to call him a Moron because GLaDOS told me to call him that.
Wait! In the number 3 it looks like two C's. 3 is the third number. These two C's combined are illuminati's eye. Illuminati is a triangle. What has a triangle? 3 sides! Half-Life Portal (and if we vote on Gabe as president) WW 3 CONFIRMED!
Lyrics: Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core! I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door! I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro! Such a good jumper too... (Trust me, I know!) When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up! She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup! Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail! When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale! (But!) That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship! We went behind the scenes to try and escape! She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape! Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets! Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets! We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert! Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt! I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit... I even punched Chell down a deadly pit... That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship! With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots! Did a little digging and came across the bots! Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests! But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests! Chell and the potato, made it to my lair! I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair! Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon! And it sucked us out like a big typhoon! That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship! Spaaaaace! Spaaaaaaaaaaaace! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space! Space! Space! Space! Space! Space! Space! [x4] That little moron couldn't handle it! He gained some power and lost his shit! He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! And now he's banished into space, without a ship!
Turret: you're late Wheatley: no I'm not Me: *wonders why Wheatley doesn't bring up the fact that time is only relevant to the planet you're on, and because he is in space, there is no time* Also me: *realizes Wheatley was designed to be a moron*
Wheatley: I love this song! Wheatley: DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!!! GLaDOS: PRESS IT!!! Chell: mmkay. Chell: reaches to hit the button, then explodes Wheatley: PART 5! BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!
@@boneheadgaming6051 sorry he said detective a detective wears a Fedora and a big coat and looks like a bad a*# speaking of did u see the Fedora and coat wearing boi
