Poundland Food Special - All Day Breakfast | Ashens 

This video is 8 years old but it still feels like its from yesterday

15 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video" 20 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video" 30 year old me: "Oh nice, a new Ashens video"

I imagine that he sits and talks like this whenever he is invited to dinner.

It’s crazy that in 11 years his video format hasn’t changed at all and I love it

6.5 years later, All Day Breakfast tins still exist. Sleek black background has replaced the blue of years past. £1.68 now. The 68p has been invested in respectable improvements to beans and sauce. Everything else remains as reviewed - jelly-like and flavourless. My fox cocks were also markedly pallid.

HUNGER BREAKS! It breaks your hunger, as well as your will to live.

I ate this every day all through Uni - lived off it. Then I died at 28. But it was worth it.

Thanks to Ashens my brother and I bought these breakfasts in a can 9 years ago and enjoyed them. RIP brother. Time does not heal the wounds. (He did not die from the breakfast in a can)

Cloudy with a chance of low-quality poundland meatballs.

Is it just me who somehow always finds themselves watching this video again and again.

This is one of the classic Ashens videos that I've probably watched a hundred times over the last nine years, and it's still as entertaining as ever.

I found Ashens channel during lockdown, as a chef, this man is the bravest I've come across. The chicken can video gave me nightmares

I've kept a tin of this in my cupboard for a few years. I'm going to wait 10-15 years before sending it to Ashens.

"Why do I do this to myself? Oh yeah, because it's still more fun than answering the phones at the job centre" The same as how most of us feel about our jobs :P

It's called the All Day Breakfast because that's how much time a person would sit there and debate the merits of consuming this slop.

Do you reckon when Ashens goes to a restaurant he doesn't just ask for a meal and a drink, he asks for a brown sofa to kneel down at and eat off of it?

That couch has seen nightmares beyond imagining.

“I am slightly scared I am going to die...“ 3 seconds later “I wish I was dead...“

_Mmm... length._

I think Yzma from Emperor's New Groove worded it best: "Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"

News: British man Found Dead After Eating Tinned All Day Breakfast from Poundland

This made me think about the people who work all day and only have this to come home to for dinner. Kinda makes me really, really sad.

Ashens, the Yahtzee of food.

This is what James May would be doing if he never got on top gear

"Go on then, bit of sausage." So freakin' British.

I love these Ashen classics- 7 years old and still being commented on.

The all day refers to you being on the toilet all bloody day...

Maybe they are called hunger breaks because when you see the food it breaks your hunger. Therefore you think "no thanks, I actually feel miraculously full"

“A rush of chemicals and sweetness” sounds like an experimental metal album.

“i know it was only a quid, but blimey” actual PURE british energy from that quote

This video is 9 years old and that very brief Amigara Fault bit still gets me even now. Good grief, that story still makes me shiver.

I have literally been watching this video multiple times a year for the past 7 years but it never gets old. One of my favourite channels on youtube!

I don't recall mini scotch eggs being in an all day breakfast.

The way he says “this is gonna hyurt” gets me every time

Many, Many years pass... and I will still watch Ashens' Poundland Specials

"an excellent way to get sick"

Now I know what to buy when I go to university

"mmmmmmm length" I died XD

Hunger Breaks is what i feed to the man chained in my basement.

No need to describe how bad the bolognese was - that quiet little "Oh" said everything.

This man ate the skin of a canned chicken and couldn’t swallow that bolognese. Goes to show you how truly terrible it must have been

I like how after all this time, Ashens still uses his couch as his table. Excellent.

I've worked in the Goblin factory - if you knew what went on there you would **not** want to eat them...

College students be like: I don't know what you are talking about *takes bite* there *starts to sob* delicious *starts balling*

Now on "What if Ramsay had a vlog about food"

Hunger Breaks: Aka- the Hunger Games for the Chronically Obese and physically challanged

Best part - “great. what does this smell like... Jesus Christ, you do not want to know” I’ve literally rewinded 5 times to watch it over and over only to hear that the microwave is suppressing a gag reflex. I’m dead at this one!

“mmmm, length.” - Stuart Ashens, 2012

Imagine the tests for these food products. Tester: "Yeah, we really don't like how flavourless, soft, and overall disgusting it is" Company: *pulls out gun* "What else would you like to say about it" Tester: "We, uh, LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG"

Those all day breakfasts are all right, just stick it on toast.

After seeing this video countless times over the last decade or so, I decided have a can of Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast imported to the United States so I could try it myself. For some reason I have had a bizarre, morbid curiosity about it. I’ll tell you, most of it is completely flavorless. Everything tastes how you would expect except the flavor is barely detectable. It’s not too salty or sugary or overly seasoned. Everything in the can just taste like virtually nothing. And all of the meat is extremely soft. It almost has the consistency of meringue. It just dissolves into nothingness in your mouth . I have no clue how any of the meat in those cans hold their shape. I figured for years maybe Ashens was exaggerating about that product or doesn’t understand heavily processed foods like us Americans but nope. He was 100% correct in his assessment. I’m glad I tried it just because of how many times I’ve seen this video but I can safely say 1 time eating a Hunger Breaks meal is plenty.

61% of your daily intake of salt in one can? jesus

8 years later and the quality still stays consistent *_impressive_*

I feel bad for ashens, the snacks at Dollar stores in the US have mostly awesome snacks

11 years in… i still really enjoyed this vid as it was made recently

He spat out the “pasta”. He didn’t even spit out the canned chicken so you know the pasta is bad

"This hole was meant for me....this is my hole...."

I must really hate myself because I love shitty ready meals like this.

Couldn't help but notice that that the blue lollipop has 5 servings inside of one lollipop. Also couldn't see how much sugar is in it but I just noticed that the sugar content was tucked into the fold in the packaging.

You had me at disturbingly high percentage of labia.

‘Couldn’t actually swallow it’... I’ve been there😂

"Different texture, in that it has some." I burst out laughing lmao

It's hard to describe the feelings I have for this video. Timeless, indeed. Reminds me of cozy nights watching RU-vid when I was younger

You're voice is brilliant.

I used to eat these at Uni as a 'treat'. Yes I am a disgusting person who will probably die alone.

"Here we go...bolognese ahoy. *chew chew* Oh. *chew....chew....* .....oh..."

If ashens invited you to his dinner What’s starting dish? Ashens : hunger breaks! And goblin steak and kidney pudding! What’s main dish? Ashens : whole chicken in the can! Canned hamburger! Christmas food in can! Ok ? What about final ? Ashens : over 20 years old candy! Oh

Who else keeps thinking he loves it when there is no cameras

“Steve mate, how’d that go?” //Screams of eternal damnation//

Oh my God, the pasta pot looked like the aftermath of an extremely violent bowel movement!!

"Chopped pork and egg nuggets with cereal" I don't know about you but that's a regular staple on _my_ breakfast menu. Why, I can't even recall a morning in my childhood when my mum didn't wake me up with a delicious and hearty serving of CHOPPED PORK AND EGG NUGGETS WITH CEREAL. It's what a growing body needs!

What is that. What is that. What. Is. That.

0:38 I'm glad you asked. Basically after the baby is born, you massage the placenta and it contracts. Then it's expelled and ready for slicing and canning.

You know, i always wanted to open up a shop in the UK named "Pound Town"

I'm not sure how many times have I watched this video but it never gets old. I love it

If that blue lolly thing didn't have eyebrows and a nose it would have been Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Ashens was my shit in 2009, Ashens is my shit in 2023

the sad thing is i'd probably eat that

*”And that children is what a fox’s c**k looks like”* -Ashens

"I never really want sort of fried food early in the morning" Well that would be where the "All day" part comes in.

After watching this and realising that I'd eat all of these, I've discovered that I have no standards. Help

20:45 steve scared the living shit out of me

These never get old, I always find myself back here 😂

20:44 and just when i've gotten over my Amigara Fault trauma, too...Merry Christmas to me.

cheap crap you eat because it's 3am and have a paper due in 9hrs.

"Made weird banging noices while in th microwave..." - Well, would that be caused by the metal border of the pot that the cover was attached to?

When I was young, my mother took me and my siblings camping, that all day breakfast is the shit she brought for us to eat. I literally haven't eaten beans since, the texture still haunts me, what's worse is I seemed to be the only one didn't enjoy the slop, I felt attacked as they tried to coax me into eating it as it was all the food we had for the trip. I am not hyperbolic when I say it took until last year that I could be in the same room as someone eating beans

A breakfast containing 61% of your daily salt? Yay...?

i remember watchin you since i was like1 3, i'm 17 now and it's just so comforting to watch this from you idk

Bring this food to a Fallout convention. Make sure you are wearing a nice armored vault jumpsuit

That blue lollipop looks like it's some front for a secret organization to spy on it's enemies.

You don't like tea or fry ups. Ashens are you sure you're british?

Ah, goblin, never sure if it was made by, for or from goblins ;)

You are a cynical and sassy Brit and I love it.

This video, even though it's from 2012, is a perfect expression of eating during the 2020 lockdowns

I've actually had the bolognese it tastes like canned AIDS

Why does this thing make me think of that bit in Black Books where Manny makes a full English in a cereal bowl and explains 'the beans are under the milk'?

I literally know this video by heart

This gets recommended to me every month since it came out. Yes, I’ve been watching this video for the past 10 years. Idk why

"Still more fun than answering the phones at the job center"