Poundland Toy Special - Baby Doll, Zombie Kong, Duck Face | Ashens 

The maid took one look at what was in the bin and called the police. And that's the story of how Ashens ended up on the list of people who can't live near a school.

"Using a blowtorch on a bed is probably not a good idea" as opposed to a couch

I love how Funtastic constantly shows up in Ashens' reviews, it reminds me of how much LJN shows up in the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos

Kong meets the Thing. Don't you mean Thong?

At 0:42, that weird squeak in his breath sounds oddly like the cooing of a child. Rather strange indeed, now I think about it.

I wonder what the maid would think to see a camara set and a bunch of messy children's toys all over the bed

I imagine the guys at PoundLand being like.. 'What the actual hell?! This guy's been buying strange toys from here for years,what in the hell does he do with them!? Oh for fucks sake.. I have other things to think about..'

He has no skin, he has no face, this kong has teeth all over the place.

Something has been bothering me for years: 'Pegasus' is a proper name, like 'Bob' or 'Jennifer.' A flying horse is no more Pegasus than a random vampire is Dracula.

Stegosaurus :)

I showed my 7 year old brother the baby doll and he actually started screaming. He said that he had a nightmare because of it. Great job poundland you just scarred a little kid for life.

That zombie king kong's chest reminded me of Majora's mask...

"Let's look at the beautiful child itself" -Ashens 2012

The baby has 'carambola' on the thingy around it's neck... which is a word that means star fruit in Brazilian Portuguese. And that just makes all kinds of sense, doesn't it?

Hm. Well, I actually have seen those duck quackers before. There is a local tour bus group called "ride the ducks" and basically people get in a bus-sized boat called a "duck" that has wheels and then ride around seattle while sightseeing. At some point in the tour they go into the water because the whole bus is a boat too. I am not making this up, and my friends and I all hate these people because they incessantly blow through their damn quackers (especially if they see a camera) all across Seattle's most visited locations, thus driving us locals out of our freaking minds. In other news, the owner of the funtastic toy company was shocked to find a presumed threat left on his front doorstep yesterday. An unidentified man left 23 slaughtered ducks whose bills had all been crudely ripped off on his front porch saturday in the early hours of the day. Neighbors woke up to the sound of a man screaming "quack" repeatedly as he ran off. Police are investigating.

"Thats what happens if you live in hell and the air-raid siren goes off." I fucking died laughing at this.

I wonder what the employees of the 99p/poundland stores think of this stuff when they see them in the stores? I think they're thinking "why the fuck does Funtastic keep making this shit for us to sell? Oh well someone's eventually going to buy it at some point."

This may just be the most interesting (and least shameful and disappointing) thing to happen on that hotel bed. Hopefully you did not leave any toys lying around in there Ashens, questions may be asked. Especially as that fella with the duck beak did sound as if he was calling hopelessly for help :)

I am so glad I finally learned how dinosaurs hatched. Their mommies opening their eggs and then assembly their Babies in 5 easy steps! Kinda cool, i have to admit...

Umbrella corporation's scientists used kong as a sperimental subject to find a cure to Birkin's G virus,but they failed..and now Zombie Kong terrorizes New York! a new resident evil's plot for another game!

Ding Dong, Thing Kong.

"Oh my Christ.. They went in through it's ear and took it's BRAIN!"

Holy crap, it's filmbrain and Welshie! =D

Dude, I love that King Kong. Way scarier than the actual King Kong to be fair, kind of a scary anime design.

Funtastic.... neither fun nor fantastic. :)

Done. I lost it at the Baby Doll.

Stegosaurus

The duck quacker looks like a larger version of the one you get when you go on a duck boat.

The baby looks so terrified because it looked in a mirror. :)

"An excellent video." - Chef Excellence

That duck kazoo thing just made all your friends look quackers, to be honest.

I saw Film Brain with a duck beak. Time to cross that one off the bucket list.

Wow, the guy who first wore the Duck Quacker looked an awful lot like Film Brain.

WTF, Filmbrain?! And Welshy too? What is happening???

This video is 9 years old, and i still remember having that zombie kong figure as my favourite toy and because i was young, i didnt realise how demented said zombie kong toy was

Best channel 10/10! And as I always say, why can't I have neighbors like this instead of the weirdos I do have?

Perhaps the dinosaur packet should have read "Hatch and build your own dinosaur" but there was a typo.

"One day, King Kong ate so many teeth that he exploded." Byotiful.

This episode was, by far, the best pound land special yet xD

Poundland employee: "That mustached gentleman just went out of the store with a baby doll, King Kong figure and a duck bill... I pray that I don't meet him in the street alone."

And with that duck gag your bedroom life will never sound the same...

zombue king kong looks pretty bad ass actually

"I don't have access to my house" is entirely too funny to me for some reason.

(struggles, grunts, and shakes) "it's really flimsy. you shouldn't be able to break it by exerting almost NO force." no force... rrriiiiiiiight... >.>

"Because there's nothing worse than going out and losing your Duck Quacker."

did anyone else think the gorillas stomach looked like mojaras mask? O_o

WOW that sounded awesome when you started twisting the horse. Such a satisfying noise on decent speakers.

Up at 3am watching Ashens videos..... life well spent!

Goodness, the duck beak-thing's noise made my birds crash against the cage walls and scream like they were dying...

god i love you Ashens, you're a god

Seeing someone with an awesome face shirt just gave me flashbacks to like 2008 when I used to use it as my profile picture on RU-vid and every forum.

That was obviously the pegasus' ankle monitor, and now its parole officer is going to have a fit.

Oh no! King Kong got infected by the T Virus!

The duck mask looks and sounds like somebody being tortured

You never told us you had 3 friends

Omg I have that gorilla monster fighter, my mum bought it for me when we were on holiday last year, she was like “ I got you this because I thought you would think it’s cool “

I brought one of those zombie Kongs today. They're called "War Dragons" now. Try and make sense out of that one? Also brought a "Bob the alien warrior" too. And I swear I'm not making these names up. You'll be getting these in the post soon, Stuart ;) EDIT: I seriouly doubt any of these toys deserve the CE mark on the packaging.

For any Americans watching who don't know what Hollyoaks is, it's a TV show and it's terrible.

I can imagine someone in the next room hearing somebody talking nonstop, then hearing that duck noise out of nowhere. If it were me, I'd change rooms.

I could watch these all day lmao. Ashens is hilarious :D

I wonder how he positions himself to film these? Does his knees hurt?

was that film brain with the duck

Good shit. I thought the bib on the doll said "Cornholio". Yup, I need to get some sleep.

I always tell myself "one last video and I'll go to sleep." Then I end up watching like 10 more videos. Thanks ashens.

It's a Megasoreass.

Hmmm....the baby doll has lazy eye. I wonder if someone was trying to give it corrective surgery...and that's why there was a hole in the side of it's head. If they were then they were doing it wrong....

I had that "flying Pegasus" when I was younger. Mine was blue. I think I still have it somewhere. Funnily enough, it wasn't branded Funtastic (to my knowledge) and I got it here in Australia. Also, it had eyes that were crooked too.

Thanks I am now going to have nightmares after seeing that baby. Oh well more laughs in the future while watching ashens review something horrible

i wonder if poundland employees watch these videos

You: YAY MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. Grandma: I got you your favorite toy. You:YAY. Grandma: A My Little Pony. You: Grandma that's not a MLP its a Flying Pegasus.

That duck quacker segment scared the shit out of me

I now love you. What with MouthlyKnives' childish retaliations and yours, best comment chain i've read. In ages.

fucktastic

Do a testco speical :3

Happy motoring on Dave in background. ahh good old Top Gear :D

Haha I love your Shadow Over Insmoth joke.

I couldn't look the baby in the eyes

its king kong majoras mask and godzilla

Words of the wise don't drink tea when watching ashens and duck faces

You were talking about HP. Lovecraft - that Kong figure is like somebody heard his 'Arthur Jermyn' story, and ran with it.

Is it just me, or did the zombie King Kong have Majora's Mask for a chest?

"CARAMBOLA" means starfruit in BR Portuguese. Don't ask me why its on the bib though.

oh my gawd! that baby doll is flipping frightning!

when he brings out the first toy (baby doll) when it gets closer and he says "you may think it can see into your soul" i could not stop laughing!

stegosaurus

ashens or ass hens?

dammit ashens ....cant stop watching ur poundland vids........like hendrik ball of the poundland world:P

My life is complete, Ashens spoke of Lovecraft

Oh gosh, oh golly, that there king kongofied mess you have is legendary. I need one for my very own.

The second dude using the duckface looks straight out of the 90's lol The hair, the thing around his neck haha.

I love HPL and the children of Dagon reference is brilliant I laughed so hard!

That baby doll has seen things you wouldn't believe.

When I was a kid we had to play with things from stores like this and from second hand stores, the toys were broken or cheap, but somehow kids have fun with this stuff :P Your videos make me laugh

i never knew i needed to see film brain and welshy mucking about with a duck whistle as much as i do now.

Oh my god this is all stuff I’ve seen at Poundland but was never curious enough to buy!

Whenever I watch an Ashens review of toys and stupid handhelds, I think 'So THIS shit is what we're wasting our limited resources in'

That dinosaur egg actually looks a pretty great gift to a 6 year old. For a pound, you can't really go wrong can you?

WOOOO Alan Partridge!

The duck thing sounds like something you'd use to summon some sort of duck-based Eldritch God, come to sound the quack that unmakes the universe.

To be fair, the Zombie Kong could make a pretty awesome kaiju film! I'd love to see Godzilla go up against THAT!