Pre-School - Saturday Night Live 

About what I have no idea! 🤣

A teacher that puts his heart out to the little children, in a pan of blood and gore!

WHATS DID HE SAY as he jumped OUT THE WINDOW?...

Thornton Melon [Rodney Dangerfield]: "Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea!"

Omg.

I agree, Sam was a natural at acting

Well Saturday night lives mostly all improve meaning it’s all made up on the spot. They get to practice there lines but they rehires the day of the show.

This is before they were all so stoned that they can't remember lines and need to read everything. Its awful.

@@Madmen604 research the drug use of the cast of the 70s.

And they are so appalled by Elon musk 😅

nice pfp

disagree, the non-screaming parts feel forced, ill-timed and awkward.

​@@tspin9983- You are correct. He was NOT a good actor at all.

What do you mean that he would have been a great actor? He WAS a great actor. Look at his guest appearance on Married With Children. Absolutely wonderful.

​@@Wolfie713 That's not a good example. He was garbage in Married... With Children. He was just a fat guy who yelled. That was the only episode that I can say that I truly hated.

Yeah - I caught that on the second viewing - it's the funniest part of the skit.

Always Da Nang! 😆

@@hoenircanute lest we forget Da Nang!!!

@MissX W I can call him by his first name if I want. It is his name.

@@bigtimepimpin666 lol. Damn I for got

Same teacher jacket too

Some f...k up drunk kid went ahead and crashed his car into him killing Sam.

he died 30 yrs. ago, 1992 April, still can't believe car wreck took his life

@@michaelsix9684 Thanks for the reminder

WHATS DID HE SAY OUT THE WINDOW?

@@michaelsix9684 saddest thing ever, glad his work still lives on today. I would go to a comedy show just to watch videos of him on a big screen and laugh with everyone.

Yeah this kind of played into his act pretty well so that makes sense too

I misunderstood you. You say Sam remembered - I thought you said Sam wrote all his material on SNL. He did actually suggest and add material to this sketch. In my opinion, the sketch didn't need Sam jumping out the window or not being the real teacher. Originally not written that way.

irony Jan Hooks didn't like standup comedy!

@@AGenuineWriter great sketch, perfect cast, wish Jan and Sam were still here

@@michaelsix9684 I rescued her purse from a cabbie once.

Holy bleep, I clicked your mark at it is PRECISELY to spot I nearly lost it in a public place--it's when he said it was his SON who drew that, and the way he said it. Did you hear what he said when kicked the chairs, which happened after the lady cackled in the audience, "There's no ... (KICK) I hate these little chairs."

Incredible. Died watching that. Absolute dynamite delivery. Between this and Back to School... fan-tiddly-diddly-tastic.

I was laughing more at that person in the crowds reaction then what was said at that moment.

@@kidlightning1736 Exactly. RIP Sam Kinison. We listened to all his comedy tapes and swilled cheap beers the day he died. Yes, tapes. I'm that old lol.

Lmao @ 3:00 that laugh in the crowd when he takes them to the window !

🤣 this old clip is hilarious

That was Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling from the Howard Stern Show.

Samisums: Feed the homeless to the hungry! 😂

i had a teacher that had no problem calling me stupid, i got over it, made me better, this was in the 70s, a little different time,

🤣😂🤣

I also am proud to say I helped prison inmates, and H.S. drop outs earn their GEDs, as well as taught disabled kids. Which both are blessings to my own personal life. Just thought this was funny. Kinison is a comedic genius. Saw his show in Ft. Lauderdale in late 80s. Hilarious. Hence the laughing emoji in my original comment..

@@hughjaass3787 some people just dont understand humor, i had no problem with your comment.

The greatest thing I have ever heard a Teacher say to a student happened when my 86yr old, former football coach and the then drivers ed teacher called the star basketball player for our girl’s team, who was 6’5 and could’ve been the best player on the boys team came into class late and listening to her Walkman. Yeah, I am old as Shizzy. Anyways Coach could fly into a rage at the drop of a hat. So she comes strutting in while rapping Eazy E, he turns Bright Red & says “Sit your giant jive turkey ass down and clamp them lips Shaniqua!” Her name was Kelly! Lol! Even the black kids were cracking up! That Old Racist Dude wouldn’t last a single class in 2020. Or in 2010, or hell even 2000!

Absolutely disagree, terrible comedian. Only thing he could do was shout.

@@artisdying then go ahead and disagree. But you are obviously wrong.

He would have made a great drill instructor

@@artisdying Bruh. He did a lot more than just shout. Go watch his Letterman stand up.

Sam Kinison wanted to be a preacher originally.

Ayooo

@Zeke Jordan You spotted the funny!!!

You mean... he died?

@@Qrayon Yes he passed several years ago.

Legions of fans? But he was so shit.

@@mb4197 So is Trump, what's your point ?Sam was ahead of his time.

300th like 🎉🥳🎊

i didnt find him funny at all just really fucking loud

@@farmageddon2978 I liked him, but yeah I get what you're saying. I kinda wonder how well known he would be without all the yelling

He had the greatest comb over I've ever seen also!

@@rawx485 - Sam Kinison was actually an ordained Baptist Minister which is where all the yelling comes from.

@@christinefoster7618 I knew he was a minister, guess I just never made that connection. Maybe if Id ever been to a church........

And coke.

I am so very sad he is gone. He practically shaped me as a child. /salute GOAT

Hey there, Stupid Karen, cheer up! You'll graduate to 1st Grade some sunny day... 👍🏆👍

@@favoritemustard3542 😄

Do you still have to attend preschool for Karen's?

I will start myself. Lol

@@kellysamons1065 I'll invest with you.

This guy was so not funny at all, all he did was that stupid yell and scream!!

@@gregguerra8509 ...................................awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, does somepony need a hug? :p *violin music plays in background*

@@tyrone6481 yo Ty Rone, go ty rone shoe laces.......🤣😂, I should be a friggin comedian!!!!

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

@@tyrone6481 LMAO!!

They should just go where the food is

Look, Look at this... it's *Sand* ... you know what it'll be in 100 years? *FUCKING SAAAAAAND*

Probably scared bleepless

The Power of Stupid Sarah compelled them not to.

@@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 😂😂😂

RIP to the brilliant Jan Hooks

Kevin Nealon is the ultimate straight man.

I was rolling when he presented that.

its brilliant because its actually Edvard Munch, but done kid style.

Kinison wasn't the teacher... so who made that picture?

In the end isn’t all art a cry for help ?

When I first saw it sitting next to the teacher I thought he was going to say it was Sarah’s and that is why he was calling in her parents. But that would have been from a concerned, sane teacher.

hehe lil funny

Wellllllll Mr. Helper........

"Good answer. I like the way you think."

I loved him even more when my girlfriend said that she hated him. She really hated him.

"...While PUSSIES LIKE YOU were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs and listening to those goddamn beatles albums! AHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Sara is showing all the hallmarks of a precocious cocksucker

Participation trophy distributor by trade! Don't coddle the weak!!!

@@TylerShacklefordDurden I’m sure you’re very mentally strong haha

I went too a HS that had them on campus. Christian HS. I loved them. Always had respect for me. Loved them. Still think about them. Blessed. You wanna do more for people

@@TylerShacklefordDurden I bet you came in last in every sport you ever played.

This is why I don’t watch s life. They are all idiots.

moi aussi

R.I.P Jan Hooks

The vets get it, they would rather have had M1s.

From "Back to School".

“While Pussies like you were back here partying , doing drugs, putting headbands on, listening to the goddamn Beatles albums!!! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

While pussies like you, were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, listening to the goddamn Beatle albums!

Me too! He was totally outrageous ☺️🤣💖😊

@@claytonbouldin9381 You can't cancel Kinison. He won't allow it.

@Papa Wilson sam was a real sicko. thankfully he is no longer with us.

@@babymammoth34 He exposed the American id. We would do well to examine it.

@@salamanca1954 He exposed nothing but his own prejudice and ignorance and sleaze.

@@babymammoth34 That's one opinion.

I still remember the irony of Kinison once ridiculing the elderly, that they were "gonna die soon" -- not long before he himself met his untimely death.

Jan had a beautiful smile. Sam could scream like the wind. RIP.

No idea why, but, I think of Jan Hooks when I see the Chicago album that had a picture of red high heels on stairs...

That was good! The OHHHHHH! heehee

Damn didn't realize she had passed.

Now that you've pointed it out I see it too. An adult Cartman.

@@joshportnoy8102 Naw. Farley's too sweet.

Definitely is Cartman if he grew up and started doing coke.

He was based off of Adolf Hitler, Archie Bunker and I think there might have been a serial killer in the mix as well from what I read years ago and I think there are quite a few more..Kinison totally fits the bill.

cringe zoomer 🤮🤮🤮 💩🗑

It's not the same one. It's a lighter shade.

@@sha11235 maybe the jacket just faded because he never took it off.😐

A comedy double whammy!

If I did I would have left out that little nugget of history. Now you just put on the internet, wre it will live forever. Apparently Sarah really was stupid 🤦

"Just look at the color, look at the detail" lol

@Quid Malmborg Jan was very lovely lady, loved her eyes and radiant smile--she is so missed--cancer took her too soon

@@michaelsix9684 Jan used to do a great impersonation of Tammy Faye Bakker.

We need Sam Kineson here to slap sum sense into the trumpers!!

@Quid Malmborg Jan looks lovely in this blue dress, she is so missed

Don't forget Rodney Dangerfield. They were good friends.

Nice

I'm not sure. The ending did need something, but how could you properly bring it home after that freakout?

He sort of implies that in a way. Might have been funny to have Dana do it like Sam did.

Lmao

An "Out the Windy Triple Lindy" attempty, whilst farting the Gospel, out his Butt Hohhhh ooohhhhhle, with the late "Super Dave" Osborne (Bob Einstein), as Stunt Dive Judge and "Kinces" (the Cat who could Dive), as Teachers Pet/"Kin"dred Spirit Animal or some such nonces, just fur fun and Mom and Dad deciding to turn Sare into a "Melon Patch Kid" (they're not Adopted. They're Abandoned!), would have added much words for me to Type, just now.

How did you know him!?

@@EPrimeify I met him with friends at a comedy club when he was just starting out. I was there to see a friend perform. The same night Robin Williams came in and jumped on stage with them and fooled around for two hours. I feel so lucky to have been there then. We all went to breakfast (sans Robin Williams) and thus began my friendship with Sam.

Me too

I admired Sam because, with great passion he said, if you really want to help starving people in some far away place, send them a moving truck.

Me too.

As a former pastor he was probably good at memorizing sermon/script….. and he probably didn’t give a fuck about what they wanted him to say, anything he would improvise would be ten times better (even back then)….. I hope he found eternal happiness.

thats Sam. he made this scit funny. notice its the same scit in Back To School with rodney dangerfield. Sam amended the script. and his timming for the punch dead on. nobody- not carlin, williams or the dice delivers the punch like Kinison. a natural

Kevin Bacon is another one

cue cards. a cue is a signal given, a queue is a line you wait in.

And a “scit” isn’t anything. It’s SKIT.

Sam & his wife were killed by a drunk driver on their honeymoon.

@@danwhitaker9168 - his wife survived.

Watch back to school

OHHH, OHHHHHHH!

when SNL was still so special cuz the CHURCH LADY had us in stitches!

@@BrianCarnevaleB26 LOL Sam Kinison should have been a guest on Church Chat, as in being an interviewee!

This is exactly how i would do a teacher/parent interview if i won the lottery and didn't care at all.

this skit is an obvious tribute to Turgeson in Back to School. Hilarious!

"Well, I didn't know you wanted to get involved with the discussion, Mr. Helper. “

He did this after Back to School came out.

@@ChristopherFreezeYT LOL

that painting is worth money today

🤣

@@michaelsix9684 it was worth money even then.

He is right because it's a profound kid version of Scream by Edvard Munch.

His whole family was...and STILL is a blast!! 👍 Great people for real!! 👍

He actually started off as a preacher before becoming a comedian!

That was my favorite!

Rodney was the last comedian I ever thought would make a good actor but he chose the right roles for him and the results were great.

Great answer, i like the way you think

You mean he missed his calling as a teacher. He became a comic so he answered that call.

It's probably a takeoff on Turgeson, that character.

Truth is, given time, we'll all join then.

I'd say it was early...

Why is that your focus, Sarah?

I do not think it is right to discuss their tardiness. Especially since both of them are dead.

And the punctual Kevin Nealon.

They couldn't even rerun these shows today they would be sued by somebody or some organization with no sense of hummer .

I bet you do, boomer

honestly it’s not even political humor anymore. it’s just re-enactments of current political events

Right on!

I remember when people didn't cry all the time about how "things used to be" and how "people didn't used to get all offended.."

Yep, great observation! His escalation was seamless. Of course that was his shtick for a long time.

So sad some punk ass drunk kid killed him. Sam was my dads favorite comedian next to Carlin

@@liquidninja04 It is sad, but also interesting because before he died he said something along the lines of, "No I don't want to die yet." Then he looked as if he was being told, or shown, something by God or just some sort of metaphysical entity. And then he replied to it, "Oh, okay." And then he died. Like I said I don't think I have the quotes exactly right but the story is roughly the same. It's just interesting to think about.

@@WesleyNiman Here you go: firsttoknow.com/did-famed-comedian-argue-with-god-before-he-died-this-story-will-give-you-chills/

What do you mean good actor? LOL! His ‘cameos’ were a little too over the top. I did have his scene from back to school memorized when I was a teen though, lol. His own material was sooooooooo fuckin funny! He is easily one of the funniest comedians out of the 80s.

@@Capcoor Awesome! Thanks

I think we need that more than ever now. Sam would set people straight on their bullshit.

He would be in FB and u tube jail till banned

I think Sam would take them down. He was a Patriot at heart.