PRESS SUBSCRIBE AND NOBODY GETS HURT, Crap Guide to D&D: Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger,  

70% of the time you can track a sorcerer origin to a bard ancestor.

"And next up, we have paladin, which is much less meme than the last." *laughs in SMITE*

the character isn't named "crappy", he's named "JoCrap," named after the creator, "JoCat"

Monk is actually that kind of class that starts like "meh" and ends with "please don't punch me anymore this turn it really hurts"

In my experience, monks only feel weak when the party refuses to take short rests, since that doesn't let them regen their Ki, or when the DM only throws one "big" encounter per day instead of multiple over a single day.

Dragonborn have genders, but since they are not mammals but (most likely) reptiles, they don't have specific features that devide between male and female on mammals like humans.

"Why is Shrek there? Long Death, what?" Because the memes will never die.

Some lizards asexually reproduce through parthenogenesis, basically cloning while mixing around the genes. The all female species of lizard known as Lacerta use this to great effect allowing them to survive in the deserts of the south west United States with minimal contact with each other. This has given them the nickname Lesbian Lizards.

Just wait untill he finds out the bard and paladin are married

"monks are almost as bad a rangers" You sir do not know the fear that can strike a DM's heart when they see a monk. Or the terror that a good DM can use against a party.

"This is why you don't ask DM for things..." As a DM I endorse this quote.

“They’re bullet proof glass cannons.” - Davvy Chappy describing the way of the long death monk.

Joecat and Airier have such the same kind of humour it’s amazing

For reference, Airier, Fighter was originally known as the Fighting Man... so... FIGHTING MAN, FIGHTING MAN, OVERALL HE IS FAIRLY BLAND~

Airier: Monks aren’t the best *me hugging my 5 different monks*: By 5th level I can grant me and allies advantage on attacks against creatures with low constitution Although I can see your point. It takes a little bit for them to get really good at punching thing

"Why is shrek there? Long Death?" Because the Shrek franchise is in a constant state of slow death. Kept alive purely by memes.

13:55 Cause Shrek meme's will never die.

29:27 Is the Paladin figure stepping on the Bard figure? Oh my!

The character is named “jocrap”and his design is based on his monster hunter armor. The long neck is a fun hat in game. For him it’s unclear.

Can’t wait for you to watch the all Races rap

Missed at the end of the Ranger video how the Paladin was stepping on the bards face like the bard was asking "please step on me."

Airier: Fuk zombies. Me a Necromancer: *smiles with an army of undead behind me* Airier buddy wanna play with my friends~?

"Why is this getting me?" XD Probably cause the fighter-man bit is GOLD!

in older editions classes had multiple names for them based on the level you were in that class. the fighter at some level is the 'Fighting man' so fighter man is not far off.

From my experience, monks have been really strong. Stunning strike killed a beholder in one of my games. It was clutch. Also, Paladin is cursed. I’ve seen it too many times. Paladins who make their AC high get hit the most from my experience. And it’s not just my dice. Another player in my games said he saw it happen a lot in other games he was in.

"i don't even know who scott falco is" well. i think we know what's going to be suggested next. we ALL know.

The Knight background gives you three retainers. You could make those retainers your kobold film crew.

The entire Paladin opening is one big Monster Hunte Referance.

You have a special talent for pausing videos at the worst possibletime, thus ruining certain jokes

These dnd vids are what my friendos used to explain the classes to me

Monks have been great for a long time. They are basically living magic items with all the stuff they get.

Shrek as long death sorta works ish. Long death has an ability to frighten both allies and enemies, giving it a whole "I want to be alone!" feel. And then there's the fact that Shrek has a habit of surviving a lot of situation where he reasonably wouldn't survive.

Monk didn’t really need a buff frankly, I see this so often where people look at Way of the Elements and decide the whole class sucks, but Monks are actually really powerful, I mean, quivering fist for example, the attack that will kill a lot of mobs outright, on a failed save, also the ability to just straight up stop all incoming attacks, or Drunken Master which gains both extra movement and a free disengage just for landing an attack.

In case you didn’t notice: at the end of the Ranger episode the Paladin figure is stepping on the bard figure.

The stick thing - check out the web comic "Order of tge Stick". Ranger is a great class. At least in 1 & 2 edition.

Man i literally watched your other video on JoCat 20 minutes ago, i've never wached a video from this channel apart from these two

0 idea why he calls monks weak, can someone explain that to me? He's the first person I've heard say that, everyone else is busy ranting about how op stunning strike is

He says 'do you wanna fire off Hadoukens or Kamehameha blasts' hence the picture of Goku. Plus the song is a reference to Dragonball Z Kai. Edit: Please do one of these on the Goblin Adventures shorts he does.

Did you noticed that the Bard is creeping under the scurts of the paladin in the end card?

Aragorn is the quintessential Ranger, so is the Mandelorian if you think about it

After you watch these I would recommend possibly watching the XP to Level 3 videos, they go a bit more in depth, teach what the classes can do, have good music and still have some good comedy (not as much of the focus but it's there)

Scott is pretty good. It's mostly legit speedrun animation

I found this yesterday and I was very excited for this. Btw its Jocrap not Crappy

"Cmon Master Chief, lets get the hell outta here" is from the Dunkey Skyrim mod vid

I read that title and automatically subscribed. I don't want nobody to get hurt

Fun fact: Dingo Doodles (who makes the Fools' Gold D&D animations), to my knowledge, still has Jocrap's "SMITE!" as her text tone.

The fighter and Wizard are my favorites in this series. Mostly because of the music. Jocat is very talented at that, Jocrap on the other hand... we don’t talk about him much. He wears assless chaps...

Noooo you didn’t finish the fighter video... that was the second verse, and it was different from the first

So Airier never noticed some Monster Hunter references ? Well now time to see what happens when he see Monster Hunter for the first time..

To answer your question of what, deus vult means "god wills it" crusaders back in the day would yell deus vult as they slayed heretics as it was gods will. As paladins ate divine warriors they too seem to shout deus vult thanks to everyones head cannon

Dodogama is a monster from monster hunter. He’s an Iguana who eats minerals, namely stone, and attacks by spitting up explosive rocks. It’s also oddly cute, kinda like a pug. It’s kinda popular with the MH fandom. And “Don’t stop, Can’t stop...” is I believe an opening for Dragonball Super. So you were pretty much on the money there

A Shadow Monk is actually really damn good. My friend Mark played one in a heist style quest and he was our infiltrator and grease man, we had two expert distractions and I was the eyes and the escape guy as the warlock.

I did a fantasy Bear Grills/Streamer as smol Kobold. My camera crew was a beholder because I multiclassed into a warlock so my party and I could get paid in money or hp from my Infernal fan base. Every once and a while (even/especially during combat) my dm had my randomly roll a D20 and depending on what I got is what my fans sent me. It was usually extremely very unhelpful up to and including a Tarrasque on us during a sleathy forest dungeon invasion. Because the chat thought it’d be funny. We were a bunch of level 5s. Which was why we were stealthing our way through the dungeon rather that frontal assaulting it. We survived but I had to bribe my corporate overlords (TWICE) to revive rogue/Run Away Princess because she was a fan favorite and local source of Fan Service.

The reason why the fighterman song gets you giggling is because the classics always work Also, his figure is called jocrap

I'm sure a lot of people probably explained it already, but a) I am too lazy to look up if they actually did and b) I like explaining, so here goes anyway. JoCat, prior to this series, has done a Crap Guide to Monster Hunter, covering all of the weapon types in most the same style, complete with adding previously covered weapons on the title screen after each episode. He references this quite a lot around here, most notably by his outfit - the assless chaps are actually trousers made out of Kirin, one of the elder dragon enemies from the game (which is a dragon unicorn that shoots lightning specifically), the wiggly head is the Wiggler "helmet", notable for the ludicrous bouncing it does (it's actually a great item for support players, as it extends the reach of potions you use and makes them benefit people in your vicinity) which is a reward for quests that involve little wiggler plants it's look is based on, that vest is a default outfit in Monster Hunter World and the sword and shield is JoCrap's favourite weapon type in the game. Dodogama, the lizard with a rocky jaw, is an enemy from Monster Hunter World and a gunlance (which you seemed amused by the idea of) is an actual weapon type in Monster Hunter too. Just thought it'd be worth mentioning!

You missed the final lines of the Fighter man song!!! "Hammer, bow, sword and shield, There's no limit what you can weild! Fighter-man! Great for a newbie's fiiiirst time Plenty of damage toooo chime Here comes the fighter maaaaaaan!"

That actually was Master Chief and the line is a reference to Dunkey's mod-filled Skyrim video. Also, he put Shrek there because there's a meme were people call his move an anime even though it's not.

Shrek was long death because the film Shrek Goes Fourth was literally about the slow 24 hours death period Shrek was going through when he made that pact with Rumpelstiltskin

Airier: "Really? you're doing the old '80's Spiderman theme?" Me (being a total nerd for random trivial info): No, he's not doing the 80's spiderman theme... that's the 60's spiderman theme XD.

Fun fact, the Master Chief line is also a reference to a Videogamedunkey video called “Ultimate Skyrim” which if you haven’t seen is a MASTERPIECE.

I'm playing a bard currently who has an elvish bard father who adventured for about 200 years before she was born. She has since learned that she has a LOT of half siblings. (And for the record, most of them aren't vanilla half elves. She in fact is a fire Genasi)

about the ranger with the filmcrew. yeah i kinda did it after the video xD with a half orc shaman and a magic crystal kamera and 2 kobold assistants

The one time I played a Fighter, he was a mama's boy street thug. Acted tough and wanted everyone to know how bad he was, and ain't no body ganna tell mama what happened. She thinks little Ricky went to his construction job and picked up some milk on his way back home. She doesn't know Richard the Sledge' s said construction job is actually a demolisionist job and that be just spent the weekend dungeon delving and shattering a golem into a million pieces.

You're only off by 20 years. It's the 1960s 'Spider-Man' intro.

oh god the next video with jocat is going to be races and wizards

When I heard your comment about the monk being an excuse only for kamehamehas: I was thinking about playing a Kensei monk who is basically John Wick because he could turn anything into a weapon. Even a pencil. Other than that, in our current campaign, we also have a ranger (Feywanderer, from Tashas), and she has pulled off some really incredible stunts by now. She has the Sharpshooter feat, so no more disadvantage because of half or three-quarters cover, longbow for the "around the world my arrow goes" shots, and her and I agreed to the fact that she can use me as a riding mount in combat. So she picked the free feat Mounted Combatant. Fun times. And about your Legolas-reference argument, Hawkeye wants to have a serious deabte over that.

The funny thing about the "thinking Dragonborns reproduce asexually" bit is that the Monk that prompted it has actually been confirmed as asexual

Who else just noticed the Two-Ton Tunic from Xiaolin Showdown? It's at 3:22

Everything in 5e is viable if you have a smart build. My level 4 Hexblade can, without crits and buff spells, do a nice 24 damage per turn. Without the right build, he'd do 10 tops.

23:19 25% dragonborn 12.5% orc X% abyssal 12.5% elf 25% human (25-X)% unknown Curse my mathmatical urge to solve abstract problems

Kratos is from ancient Greece, he is by no means straight

Why Kamehameha when you can have a literal jojo character with astral self

Drinking game, take a drink everytime Airier says bullshit😂

Yo, chickens can be lovely, I've trained my chickens so they'll happily come and stand on my shoulders while I collect food from the garden, chickens are lovely... Pissed off chickens on the other hand are scary, I have 10 chickens in my garden, the other day I came out to refill their water, and I found a dead fox in their coup, and three of the chickens were sitting on it and another was pecking out its eye. Chickens are lovely, just don't piss them off

I wanna play Ranger just so I can go Swarmkeeper and command an army of bugs. I even made a character, Raffley. He grew up in a swamp village protected by his father, but after his father went out to slay an atrocity, the village had to evacuate. He is now trying to compile knowledge on atrocities to write a book about them and hopefully find his dad along the way. He also fights with dual throwing axes and only knows how to cook pasta.

Shrek ties into Long Death because the sixth level ability, Hour of Reaping, is a radial terrify, which Shrek did, and the level 11 ability, Mastery of Death, is basically him just "It's never ogre" and just not dying.

Thanks for this reaction. 11:20 *'What they don't tell you about Dragonborn'* would be a great video to react to. ;) ;) Wormmon!

People really do often forget monks can jesus on water.

Dud literally predicted Monster Hunter Wild in this shot 29:24

Fun fact: the paladin first showed up in the bards video

At the end of the Paladin segment, they’re all chanting “Deus Vult!” This translates to “God wills it!” It is famously said to be the chant that was used during the conference that led to the start of the Crusades.

Tabaxi Monk is one of my side characters. Turn the punch from bludgeon to piercing/slash

also side item - my poor sweet summer child, monk can def slap good....and ranger can be util af from the start if you build em well --- PPS - Tortle Monk

DINGO DOODLES NEW EPISODE, YA LITTLE RAPSCALLION! (don't know RU-vid's current position on swearing so no bad words).

"Now I sleep on the couch" Every husband ever that pissed off their wife

I swear I posted this in your first video of watching Jocat's Crap Guide Series but it disappeared. I've been playing a Goblin Wild Soul Barbarian for over a year, I started when Wild Soul was still (UA) and I did not like the level 6 ability so I sat down and brainstormed a few ideas. After a lot of talking, tweaking, and thinking I came up with this, ran it past my DM, and now use it(I also swapped to the official Wild Soul, but am still using this instead of it's lvl 6). Feel free to use it! By the way, the wild magic table you roll on is the Wild Magic Sorcerer table (unless you prefer to use a homebrew one, go nuts) Surging Magic 6,10,14 6 At 6th level, you have begun to acclimate to the magic that has suffused your body allowing you to learn and cast spells. You gain 4 1st level spells and 3 cantrips from the Sorcerer and/or Wizard Spell Lists. You are able to cast these spells without a spell slot or components, and they use the same pool of uses as Detect Magic. These spells use Constitution as their spellcasting ability/modifier. When casting a spell, you are only able to cast the spell at its base level. Roll a D20 when casting 1st or higher-level spells aside from Detect Magic, on a 1 the magic in your body flares up and causes chaos. Roll on the Wild Magic Table to see what happens. You learn more spells at 10th and 14th level. 10 Learn 3 additional spells of either 1st or 2nd level and 1 additional cantrip. 14 Learn 2 additional spells of 1st, 2nd, or 3rd level and 1 additional cantrip. Spellcasting Ability Constitution is your spellcasting ability for your spells. You use your Constitution whenever a spell refers to your spellcasting ability. In addition, you use your Constitution modifier when setting the saving throw DC for a spell you cast and when making an attack roll with one. Spell save DC = 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Con modifier Spell attack modifier = your proficiency bonus + your Con modifier.

When he talks about the kind of anime we want to imitate, shows 5 pictures, and only 2 of them are anime. Also that little squaky aww at 18:30 when he gets the reference. Also comes the obligatory "was that a Jojo reference?" Geese? /shudder

Quick explanation on the marching paladin wigglers, they are chanting "Deus vult", which is something the crusaders would shout as rallying cry. It means "God wills it". o/

can confirm paladins when done right are broken, at level 7 using a hobgoblin paladin using the oath of heroism i did 100 damage to a ghost in 1 turn. there was no homebrew

A bit late but as a native thai people....Khi does mean poop but not exactly. You see thai has this thing call "tone marks" which dicate how to say the word in what musical tone/note. Not to mention we has k/c snerious where 2 or more letter can read the same way due. So if Khi can actually mean Ride/Poop/Key/odd number or a fake word depend on what note you said it

Wasn't expecting this, looks like I have something to look forward to after I am done with my current thing

I didn’t see a comment mentioning this but I definitely believe JoCat when he says “khee” means “poop” in Thai because he’s half Thai, lived in Thailand for a good chunk of his childhood and can actually speak Thai. Though he did say several times when he still streamed on Twitch that he was rusty.

I now want to play a halfling paladin with my magic coming from the power of baked goods.

My Fighter is a guardsman who got bored of being a guardsmen, and enticed by the stories of adventurers that come to his town from time to time decided to try it too. He regretted it after a week.

Why Shrek? Because the internet. Why Long Death? Because the Internet. Nuff said.

Viziepop has dropped a new Helluva Boss episode

Idk man for "being the worst class" my Horizon Walker Ranger is doing most of the damage in our party full of spellcasters

"Why Shrek?" Beacause it's a meme that never dies

I feel like airier has never seen a munk use deflect missles, catch and yeet an arrow.

I only just noticed the Two-Ton Tunic in the fighter video. That brings back memories.