DAMN STRAIGHT!! I do not want our tax dollars to fund this textbook definition of a GENOCIDE. It is immoral unconsciable. Additionally, 3 billion dollars every year is way to much when people are suffering in the United States.
Since Israel has received billions of our taxpayer money, I think we should now have the right to vote in their elections. That's right you heard it here first! After all...they vote in our elections all the time by lobbying our politicians with AIPAC money
They spend a fraction of the money Qataris do in American politics, this is a silly talking point. If you don't like foreign lobbying you should end it, but don't act like there's anything unique about one country you don't like doing it, especially when they're not even close to being the biggest spender.
You are brilliant. I am a 69 year old Jewish man and one of the founders of Jewish Voice for Peace. I love your sets and hope you make it to the Boston area sometime.
Well we all know who to thank for that , unfortunately. But… I won’t type the name here , cause when it’s typed in a comment or post the posts seem to get shadow banned and/or deleted . And Sammy’s videos need to go viral, because he is hilarious !!!
That's a weird bill to pass. Nationalism, patriotism, and allyship are strange forms of tribalism. They cause people to do stupid shit like waste taxpayers' dollars debating and passing bills to suppress the rights of individuals...such as the right to stop financially supporting genocidal psychopathic government bodies or countries.
@@SammyObeidComedyCriticizing a government is completely different from criticizing an entire nation based on its right to exist. You know that, right? But you choose to spread hate anyway. You can talk whatever you want about your president or about a US government decision, but try going around saying "the US should cease to exist"...
@@user-rv9um5xc3r israel has the right to exist just like any country... just not at the expense of the local indigenous population. They have a right to exist too. How about all people that claim the land be allowed in and given equal rights? How about Palestinians that have grandparents from there be allowed the right of return just like the European jews that were there a thousand years ago? The laws in US don't even allow the criticism of the government of israel. If you still think this guy is spreading hate, you haven't heard him speak have you?
@@wahmad8211 "They can exist, but not if they are doing exactly what I am accusing them of." So, for you, considering today's circumstances, Israel shouldn't exist. You do realize jews were not "given land by a heavenly decree", right? They bought most of the land and, yes, took some of it as spoil of war. Palestinians in Israel share the exact same rights as any other israeli. But they can't intervene in Gaza because it is another effing country, right?? Well, at least they couldn't. Now, after loosing their 100th war, palestinians will also loose control of Gaza. Perhaps one day they will learn how to behave like civlized human beings and stop electing, aiding, sheltering and covering for terrorists...
@@wahmad8211 indigenous lol. One of the fundamental misunderstandings about the region. That's the problem with prejudice, it so often stems from basic untruths.
His "satire" is clearly biased though. The "Israel is comitting genocide" bit was not a joke. The lies about the origin of the word "antisemitism" were not a joke.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r dude seriously…. Idk how your brain is able to do those gymnastics but your comment is so mind boggling. But, for one part. That is how the word antisemitism came to be lol. What makes it better is the guy that coined the term had 3 Jewish wives as well.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r How have you arrived at the conclusion that it isn’t genocide? Also, what is your understanding of the origin of the word “antisemitism”? A 30 minute Google search offers numerous sources, including peer reviewed journal articles, that corroborate Sammy’s recounting of the word’s origin. These sources agree (and go into as much or as little detail as you want) that the Jewish philogist Moritz Steinschneider first used the German language form of this term (antisemitisch) in 1860 in response to French scholar Ernest Renan’s works on racial disparity, such as his theory of racial hierarchy that placed the Aryan race at the top of the hierarchy above other races, including and especially Semites. If this is not correct, where did the term come from?
@@SammyObeidComedy The Palestinians are actually the real Semites while most Zionist Israelis are not since they are Ashkenazi who descend from Gomer and Japheth (Europeans). Here’s the proof... Genesis 10:1-3 1 “This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah's sons, who themselves had sons after the flood.” 2 “The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras.” 3 “The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah.” Only 10 to 15 percent of Jewish people are actual middle eastern while the rest are European imposters.
Cry for Hamas evil Billion dollar regime , when you mess with the wrong country this is what happens have you ever donated money to a poor person ? Guess what Palestine has received more money than anyone in the world
Bro, that matter and anti-matter joke was brilliant. Your jokes are too clever for layman audiences. Even I discover a few hidden jokes/puns on the second watch lol.
This video made me furious! FURIOUS I tell you. I watched it, laughed my ass off, and then got furious to find out Sammy isn't coming through Colorado in his tour so I could give him all my money to hear more jokes.
The rapid increase in population in Gaza the last couple of decades is due to Gaza taking in refugees from other parts of Palestine, like refugees from Israeli settlers forcefully evicting them from their towns. Great set as always, my wife was busy but listened and cracked up at the anti-Sammytic joke :)
People also fail to look at the stats of the Gaza population... the projected population would actually be much higher without the calorie restrictions, poor healthcare, high unemployment imposed by the Israeli blockade
If that was true, than the Palestinian population would decrease in the West Bank, which is not the case... Quite the opposite actually. And really - the Palestinian population in Israel has also increased. All that to say that - if Israel is actually trying to commit geocide, they are pretty damn BAD at it!
@@Lateralmove Just look at the Wikipedia page for Arab citizens of Israel. Citations are there. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citizens_of_Israel#:~:text=In%202012%2C%20the%20official%20number,21%25%20of%20the%20country's%20population. In 2012, the official number of Arab residents in Israel increased to 1,617,000 people, about 21% of Israel's population.[154] The Arab population in 2023 was estimated at 2,065,000 people, representing 21% of the country's population. They are actually growing at a faster rate than the Israelis do.
He forgot to mention that the majority of American and European jewish people are not semitic because they speak a germanic language. The Hewbrew that is referred to in the term 'semitic' is the original Afro-Asiatic Hebrew spoken many years ago, not Yiddish or the germanic influenced version of Hewbrew spoken by caucasian jewish people today. It's important to understand how certain groups of people have changed and manipulated history, culture, and religion to trick the people into believing the genocidal agendas propogated are justified.
Yknow for someone who is all about understanding groups of people you are surprisingly unaware lmao - people can't be semitic, its a language group. Either way, yes European and American jews are genetically around 50% from the Levant, practice a religion from the levant, and speak a language that is related to Hebrew - they aren't white and you shouldn't try to play on antisemitic tropes by saying they "manipulate" history.
@@tariqk.2145 Most modern day Israeli’s have a minuscule amount of Indigenous Levantine genetic heritage compared to the Palestinians whose genetic make up is majority Levantine. Genetic studies show that the majority of Palestinian Y chromosomes represent early lineages derived from the Neolithic inhabitants of the Levant
There is no such thing as Semitic peoples, only Semitic languages. Arabs are not semitic, but the language of Arabic is, for example. Jews all are familiar with Hebrew and many speak at least a little bit of it. It can be considered an ancestral language that is continued to this day. Jews living in Germany do not suddenly become Germanic for speaking Yiddish… they are still Canaanites. I think you are mixing up ethnic groups and linguistic groups here
@@amariusss.Actually they have comparable percentages of Canaanite DNA. The average Palestinian has around 30% Canaanite DNA which is the same average as the typical European Jew.
Americans have walked upon the moon and have split the atom. Muslims believe that their prophet Muhammad split the moon in two one time and that he also flew to Jerusalem from Arabia and back again on a winged horse with a human head named Buraq. I will wager the average American is much more intelligent than your average Muslim.
😂 read comments about America (US) by non Americans and if you are American you will be amazed at how everyone gets it wrong! Considering how many Europeans, especially , have visited at least, you will wonder if they ever even met & talked w any Americans while they were in the country. Do you know for instance how many Brits refer to the States as "the colonies"? Or how many ppl the world over still think the US has streets made of gold or that all Americans are filthy rich and everyone lives in a big house w servants? I imagine after the invasion is over and the ppl are sent home (many are asking to go home now that they've seen reality), those ppl from 170 different countries will educate their countrymen in at least rudimentary facts and the immigration problem will have taken care of itself.😁
I'm _always_ buzzin' to see new Sammy Obeid content: brilliant comedy juxtaposed with the tragic situation, though it is. Keep spreading the message, brother, in that excellent, indomitable style! ✊🇵🇸❤🇬🇧❤🇵🇸✊
Thanks for coming to San Jose Sammy Obeid! Super funny, smart, and punny! One of my favorite comics! You talk about your own life experiences, what is relevant, provide education and top notch humor all while not compromising your values, who you are, and what is right! Thank you! Palestine will be Free!! ❤
6:55 My counter question to that question is, has it increased in the territories they were originally living in? I mean. if you push people out of their lands into a reservation, yeah inside the reservation the population increased but it dropped to zero in the lands they were ethnically cleansed from - it’s still ethnic cleansing.
I keep telling that to people who tries to silence me saying that i'm anti-semite, except if i was hating myself too, i can't be, full support from Algeria to the Palestinian people, love your humor btw, keep up the good work ;)
@aljerry What Palestinians people do you support Palestinian Arabs,Palestinian Jews or Palestinian Christians.As there isn’t specific Palestinian people.
MashaAllah, this video makes me so happy... especially the last one. I've seen that guy in the comment too, and I said to him "See... That's why evil will never win. They plan, God plan. And God is the best of planners."
The best part about your comedy during these dark times is that you are delivering message after message in the best of ways! Laughter unites people and this is a perfect time to harvest unity. However, what's more powerful is that once we start laughing about all the serious ****, then people are more ready to let go of the hatred and animosity. Both sides need that equally. One more than the other at times but at the end both sides equally. We will only reach peace and security when we choose love... Sammy, thank you for the laughter, it lights the way to love.....
Awesome job Sammy!!! Just one thing, Palestinians in Gaza aren't increasing because of birth rate, the population increased because they were pushed out of other areas of Israel. We love you! Keep up the great work!!!
It doesn't matter if Gaza's population increases. It's still genocide. Israelis and Zionists who claim that population increase and genocide are mutually exclusive simply do not understand genocide.
I adore you Sammy!!! I love the side puns you throw in every set ( I love puns probably more than I should hahaha) and you always make sure a math joke inches its way into a set ! You are awesome❤❤❤❤
@@crybananas Wrong, even after October 7, Israel has thrown out all Palestinians workers they had. SO dont blabber for sake of blabbering nonsense and show how empty your head is
@@shabirmdisrael sent back Gazan citizens who were in Israel for work when Oct 7 happened. Talking about hundreds of people, maybe in the few thousands. Why is that something you think you can portray as something else?
@@SammyObeidComedy ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Zas6IIG-h9k.htmlsi=qpM-jSVmXNoWrenl btw also north Korea stand with the Palestinian.. what does this mean ?
@@LiquidSunshine22 From Islamic Republic and Khomeini. You realise right now people get hanged for dancing. If you support that then your support for Palestine is worthless and hypocritical
I just now discovered you Sammy, you have no idea how much I needed some humor! It's been too disturbing to watch a genocide happening while living in the U.S
False analogy; Islam isn't an ethno religious group. The jews (Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Sephardi) are ethnogroups that compose the remnants of the Israelite diaspora. I think religion is autistic human gloop (it is man made and therefor has nothing to do with the nominal source of our reality) but I'm still ethnically Jewish, and hated for it by people in my own country (USA). So I guess Arabs can have 782396498712369874 places but Jews have to live as minorities in states that hate them? And you wonder why Israel acts so draconian... sigh. The arab world needs a serious reformation.
Sending love from the UK, Allah swt bless you & your loved ones ❤ you rock, informative & brought a smile to my face in troubled times, its our Sunnah Alhumdulillah keep people smiling ❤❤❤
Just discovered Sammy Obeid. Wow, what a breath of fresh air this guy is. Razor sharp intelligence and courageous. Calling truth to power and funny with it. I look forward to him getting more exposure on this side of the Atlantic.
“ In every joke there is a truth behind First time I hear this young talented comedian! I have to say though his jokes he expresses his thoughts and feelings about his own country, which is very painful a specially this harsh reality of the situation, we are grieving for Palestinian and every life that has been lost 😞You’re brilliant and very humble, I would love to see you in NYC someday
Good common sense. A comedian has more sense than many so-called leaders. Also, folks need to relearn how to laugh at themselves.Straight up on the definition.
@@Mahmeleh read our history...we been invaded by frensh and called terorist too when we resisted.....you brainwawhed ignorent will stay like that because your govenment wants so
I Love you bro. And I'm a red headed freckle face guy. But I'm trying to teach my other gingers this stuff. So I'll teach the ginger teachers and they'll go out and teach the other gingers because this, this was a big hit to me when I learned it and you are perfect for setting it in. Bless GOD. Bless me. Bless your career and let GOD do great things through you. Bless GOD.
I am definitely Pro Sammytic! Love your simple logic and great humour! How crazy though, that if I share this on Facebook, the title will mean no one will watch, but simply assume I am hating on Jews.
I didn’t know what a Semite was until now. I haven't google Akkadian's or Phoenician's yet but I noticed you clicked on Phoenicians. I’ll check out your schedule and see if you are coming to Atlanta.
@@SammyObeidComedy Aren't you also Lebanese? The phoenician were kinda the og Lebanese. (By the way I'm not one of those people who consider modern lebanese people phoenician)
