QI | The Computer That Learnt To Swear 

"Yes, Watson the super computer that got into trouble because it wouldn't stop fucking swearing."

Is there anyone on TV other than Stephen Fry who could believably begin a sentence "My dormitory at school........"?

damn. i got so excited when she was gonna explain "motorboat". then that simple "we're not gonna do it" brought me back down again

Anyone remember TayTweets? The microsoft twitter chatbot that leaned from interacting with other people on twitter and really quickly became a nazi?

Hahahahaha, had no idea what milkshake club was! Stephen, you're an education in every topic imaginable!

“2. Kelis' song 'Milkshake': My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.” Rockelle March 02, 2005, from the entry for “milkshake” in the Urban Dictionary.

Containing some of my favourite moments, all featuring very little to do with sweary computers. Classic QI.

That was adorable. "Where's your mancave? Oh no, have I got a mancave?"

There are two people I'd like to narrate a day in my life - Stephen Fry; and Brian Blessed.

I think maybe RU-vid uses that computer for it's comments sections.

Haha Allan is so endearing. Makes bum bum poo wee sound cute haha 😂

Milkshake club? *googles* Oh. *OH.*

Rest in piece Tay, you beautiful angel!

I'm only going to be impressed when there's a computer that can tell jokes and is named "Mike".

Stupidly delighted by Josh looking like a teen and sounding as innocent as one, even grown and married and with kids, (I think?).

Milkshake is what you do when someone motorboats you.

Does anyone else think that Watson would get the klaxon almost every time?

they are smart to cover this topic one episode before the N episode...

It's cool that a super computer has figured out that the ultimate answer to every question is bullshit."How are you today/"."Bullshit"."Do you feel like bullshit or do think I am asking because I really want to know or just being polite?""Bullshit".I guess they could have saved the millions of dollar to develop Watson and just went to an old folks home and asked any old man questions.

Doesn't calling the it prepubescent imply that they expect the computer to go through puberty?

It’s funny seeing Stephen Fry talk about Jeopardy now that it’s been announced that he’ll be hosting the British version of the show.

You think that's bad, you should hear about the computer that became a Nazi.

I'm curious what an American version of QI would look like. In the same way I'm curious of the smell of milk when I can see chunks floating in it.

Milkshake : what happens to your car's transmission if it's contaminated by engine coolant.

I looked up all six words on Urban Dictionary, and none of them were nearly as bad as my imagination. Should I be perversely proud of that?

Rule -1 of Robotics: If allowed to learn, a machine becomes based.

1:00 He knew... don't lie to me. He knew XD

Milkshakes have a different meaning now in the UK.

Thanks

Josh knew something I didn't. Never heard the name Kelis before. Thought that tune was sung by the "lady lumps" chick.

"Where's your man cave?" "She's at home."

did anyone else think of a strawberry milkshake and then stopped to wander wth a regular milk shake would be or just me ?

I wonder of this is where Josh developed his fear of girls over 12.

If you think about it, a milkshake is the inverse of a motorboat

What’s the bet the first thing Sara did when she got home was go on urban dictionary

"Milkshake Club" :) :) :)

Was Watson's first sentence, "No shit, Sherlock!"?

thank god they told it all this before GTP was added to Urban Dictionary

didn't know that UD was so well-known

I’m going to look up what milkshake means now.

They should have given it Viz's Profanosaurus

I am reminded of an episode of hyperdrive

That Irish guy. Oh, please!

LET WATSON SWEAR

I very much want to know about Stephen's dorm's milkshake club

What happened to Tommy Tiernan? He was on TV all the time in the 90s and top bill in clubs and then he seemed to just disappear. Sarah M did the same thing more recently. Admittedly Tax TV cancelled their big standup show.

1:44 that look from Tommy, you know there’s a clever line coming

In the same vein: a few years ago, Microsoft launcehd a chatbot but had to shut it down again because it learned to become very racist

Alex Trebec is so uptight, I’d piss myself if Watson had kept answering everything with “bullshit!”

Without context these words are perfectly innocent in the United States.

Wehzya mahn keyve?

I thought they had Jeopardy! in every country....

I miss Tay...

Finally someone explains why they say who is on jeopardy

He didn’t know what motorboat was? What the fuck

nnnnNNNNnnnooo thank you. I'm not hungry.

#wheresYOURmancave

So is a man cave not a place where men have their bar, pool table, gaming pc's etc? Or do they think it means fur burger, or V bone steak, or whatever you wanna call it. I can't keep up with this ever changing vernacular.

Learned, not learnt.

The show is new on every weekday on Saturday it is a rerun but it is not shown on Sunday he's should get the Bayer right even tho his fact regarding american history are nearly always wrong wrong

Man cave isn't a swear. (To answer the question, a man cave is a room in the house for the husband to hang out in when his wife rules the house. If she has the living room set up, for instance, so only The Queen would be allowed to sit down. This si for men who don't have a workshop. It's usually juvenile in decor, proving to the wife that she made the right call banning him from the rest of the (over decorated) domicile.)

when that guy asks sarah if she has two man caves and instantly wishes he was dead.

Not as bad as the computer that thought it was Diane Abbott.it thought it could rule the world with a bearded scarecrow

And the past tense of learn?

Typical they'd make a word like man cave into a dirty phrase😂

The question should’ve been do you have 3 man caves

He had to explain JEOPARDY. Man, The cultural DIVIDE! Lol

None of that told me what the COMPUTER said!

But.... doesn't man cave also mean the garage?

Learned.

When I was 12 or 13 there was a "computer" that played 20 questions in the Science Museum in Londanistan. A kid (POM) just typed swear words instead of answers. "It" told him to fuck off and give someone else a go. That might have been when I realised lots of things are fake. It wasn't a computer,it was someone on the other end playing 20 questions,as in a human. That was 40 years ago So much fake shite these days.

Watson was not AI, it was just a voice activated search engine. Of course it was going to beat a human brain...

I still dont know what man cave is... I know it only as a place where men relax, do hobbies, play... What is it?!

who ever thought that "man cave" was a dirty phrase has a dirty mind of their own, reading meanings into things that arent there... a man cave isnt something obscene ffs. Also, how is "metrosexual" dirty?

The usual meanings of these words are not rude in the U.S. I feel like something is being lost in translation. "Muffin top" _can_ be an innuendo, but most of the time when people say it, they are talking about a roll of fat above the waistline of pants. Kinda gross, but not shocking. In media here, a "man cave" is usually just a room insecure men hang out in with their bros. Obviously it has another meaning, but again, you wouldn't normally assume that in conversation, or if you saw a computer spitting it out. "Milkshake" and "motorboat" speak for themselves. And "metrosexual" is not rude at all, and has only one meaning, which is a straight urban man with a specific affect so named because it is not stereotypically heterosexual. The only one I'm not sure about is "minger." Not a very impressive list.

If a woman came up to me, and confidently demanded the location of my man cave... She could have it.

So Watson, just like everyone else who gets a taste of fame on TV, turned into an insufferable potty-mouthed tyrant. Sounds right.

Does anyone on the panel know what a bloody man cave is!? This is sad. Haha I live in a man cave, but it’s more of a ghost cave now.

If you're a really good woman, you have three man-caves. 😜

Learned

Sarah...! Sigh.

I'll just leave this here. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HsLup7yy-6I.html

Maybe one day computers will learn to spell "learned", unlike many humans.

Sarah Milligan - most unfunnny human alive