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@MALICEM12
@MALICEM12 8 лет назад
" moved faster than a hairless Philippino boy in a crowded bath house." I always love Yahtzee's random crazy metaphors. his unique form of humor never gets old.
@Fry09294
@Fry09294 3 дня назад
Um sweetie that's a simile.
@aFewBitsShort
@aFewBitsShort 8 лет назад
The nails in Quake were Nine Inches if I remember correctly..
@daviamorim
@daviamorim 8 лет назад
HA!
@musicalbacon2
@musicalbacon2 8 лет назад
Yea. They were supposed to get Trent reznor to do the music for the game. I don't know if that wound up ever happening. But it's not just an in joke, they were working together.
@daviamorim
@daviamorim 8 лет назад
musicalbacon2 It did happen. Trent Reznor did the soundtrack and all sound effects. By the way: the ranger's voice, whenever he "grunts" and whatnot, is actually Trent's voice. You can look it up, if you want. :)
@Bobman-ml5qf
@Bobman-ml5qf 8 лет назад
Yep well it was the box of the nails, and had NIN (can't do the reversed N sorry); and it was an Easter Egg, because Trent Rezner (sorry if I misspelled) was from Nine Inch Nails, and he did the music for Quake. Which was fucking kick-ass!
@a-blivvy-yus
@a-blivvy-yus 7 лет назад
Remove "from" and change "was" to "is" and you get "Trent Reznor is Nine Inch Nails". This is still true. When recording, he does everything. In tours, he uses a variety of performers to make up the rest of the band.
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 3 года назад
I spent *years* making mods for this game. It was my first real introduction to coding, which eventually turned into gainful employment. Originally I stole the game (as I did a lot of software as a teen, as my parents wouldn't buy anything for me). It felt good to realize I was making enough money that I could just BUY stuff and own it legally. It remains one of the early purchases I'm most proud of.
@Saavik256
@Saavik256 Год назад
Too bad QuakeC is a major pain in the arse.
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Год назад
@@Saavik256 Yea it's a struggle going back to QuakeC. It was a great introductory language though, and as a middle-ground scripting language, it was pretty awesome for its time.
@apothos666
@apothos666 Год назад
What field are you in if you don't mind my asking?
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Год назад
@@apothos666I'm a software engineer for a sports simulation company. I've also done software in civil engineering (water modelling), internet service (UI for managing all the equipment and checking signal quality), healthcare (UI, billing, etc), and video games (which is an awful industry that treated me really poorly). I'm not qualified to work in most of those industries, except that I'm really good at c++ and a smattering of other languages. The experts in their field at the company could tell me what they needed the software to do (and help me with the related science, math, industry jargon, etc), and I worked with them on the software until they were pleased with the results. Developing a widely-useful skill really opens doors!
@bizmonkey007
@bizmonkey007 8 лет назад
"...Hitting it is like trying to swat a fly with your jizz." I want to read a novel by this man
@Former_Halo_Fan
@Former_Halo_Fan 8 лет назад
+Chu Chow "Unlike you people, I have no illusion as to my usefulness in an actual apocalypse. The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archeologists."
@Afroofthenight
@Afroofthenight 6 лет назад
Update: He's written two more (that I know of), Differently Morphous and Will Save the Galaxy for Food. Also with audiobooks read by him
@pranavghantasala6808
@pranavghantasala6808 5 лет назад
JAAAAAAM
@JimboDoomface
@JimboDoomface 5 лет назад
Hah!
@dstns
@dstns 4 года назад
Update to the Update: He's a sequel to Will Save the Galaxy for Food, it's called Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash
@BackPalSA
@BackPalSA 8 лет назад
Quake isn't in Hell, it's a Horrible Extradimensional Lower Level.
@auracle6184
@auracle6184 5 лет назад
Or a Hostile Extraterrestrial Lovecraftian Location
@brainsorbet2853
@brainsorbet2853 5 лет назад
A pleasant vacation in the Bahamas
@averagebritishguy7082
@averagebritishguy7082 5 лет назад
It's a Home For Infinite Loser.
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 5 лет назад
@@brainsorbet2853 Especially now after Dorian.
@simon5310
@simon5310 2 года назад
"It's lika a school field trip to continental Europe during a major cholera outbreak". The fact that Yahtzee has been doing ZP for over a decade and can, to this day in 2022, still make analogies and jokes as good as this one is jawdropping.
@Penningtontj
@Penningtontj 8 лет назад
"And then there's the Ogre who's job is to GET FUCKED!" is now one of my favorite Yahtzee line.
@SapphireCrusader1988
@SapphireCrusader1988 6 лет назад
Penningtontj For me too.
@hegyak
@hegyak 4 года назад
After replaying Mission Pack 1, yes. It is ABSOLUTELY true.
@bamesjond7495
@bamesjond7495 10 месяцев назад
It's too funny
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 9 месяцев назад
They cut out the closing credits, which a had a caption saying this other monster (the Shambler, I think) can get triple-fucked with a side of bacon.
@Noisemaker50
@Noisemaker50 8 лет назад
Guys, guys. Yahtzee reviews Quake the same week Let's Drown Out ends. Now I'm remembering that Quake II was the first LDO video ever. Now I want to cry.
@maxbogaers
@maxbogaers 8 лет назад
yep. me to... me to
@temporaldisplacement
@temporaldisplacement 8 лет назад
I got feels.
@geddyknee1633
@geddyknee1633 8 лет назад
Don't remind me. *Weeps while listening to Gabe rant about education from a teacher's perspective*
@geddyknee1633
@geddyknee1633 8 лет назад
Don't remind me. *Weeps while listening to Gabe rant about education from a teacher's perspective*
@BIadelores
@BIadelores 8 лет назад
This reminds me, they were very close to finishing Resident Evil 4 - Maybe he could finish it and review it.
@adamthejester9718
@adamthejester9718 4 года назад
"Yahtzee, please come out of the fridge" wow, this man predicted UK election shenanigans 3 years ago
@royceatkinson
@royceatkinson 2 года назад
"Man with Gun, Esquire" - honestly this man's creativity in silly and severely densely packed jokes and quips is crazily clever always has at least one or two laugh out loud moments in his videos
@BastetFurry
@BastetFurry 8 лет назад
At least we rocket jumped to school! Both ways! IN HOT BOILING LAVA!!!
@jdjohnson1591
@jdjohnson1591 8 лет назад
Genius, bro. Genius. You have my respect.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Amazing
@forevercomputing
@forevercomputing 5 лет назад
That was a bug they kept it.
@verzocktes
@verzocktes 3 года назад
Tdays kids in school just get jumped on by someone with a rocket launcher
@yutro213
@yutro213 Год назад
"refrain from Moving" - soulless executive; LOL.
@joshuahardin2436
@joshuahardin2436 8 лет назад
"Because you're an overstimulated millennial blinking stupidly as you attempt to parse my words through a haze of ADHD medication and energy drinks" is where I lost it.
@callumferguson1834
@callumferguson1834 3 года назад
Hes right as well
@RacingSnails64
@RacingSnails64 2 года назад
I am overstimulated, stupid, and have ADHD, but I never touch energy drinks
@abdulmasaiev9024
@abdulmasaiev9024 2 года назад
@@callumferguson1834 He's not, though! Millenials have still played shareware. Now, genzee on the other hand... Oh geez, poor kids. Good thing they had their Minecrafts and such, because otherwise their version of "pay money for more game" is ingame microtransactions. Nobody deserves that.
@callumferguson1834
@callumferguson1834 2 года назад
@@abdulmasaiev9024 haha poor zoomers
@DeathMetaI
@DeathMetaI 2 года назад
I had to pause and rethink my life a little bit, but then got distracted by the comments section.
@tylerfindlay3774
@tylerfindlay3774 8 лет назад
"Yahtzee please come out of the fridge." Greatest way to open a video.
@peardude8979
@peardude8979 8 лет назад
"Any new releases come out yet?" Shows picture of NMS in the corner "No."
@digitaltoaster4956
@digitaltoaster4956 3 года назад
i never notice that
@SplotchTheCatThing
@SplotchTheCatThing 6 лет назад
"Hybrid human + forklift monsters". Love it. Trent Reznor needs to do more game soundtracks. Seriously. The 10 songs on that disc are better (musically, and suited-for-the-game-edly) than at least 75% of the ambient score stuff out there now.
@gracefool
@gracefool 5 лет назад
Is there *any* ambient game score better than Quake?
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад
Agree.
@yutro213
@yutro213 Год назад
@@gracefool Portal.
@antduude
@antduude 8 лет назад
"Daikatana made out of mousetraps and semen" pretty much sums up my experience with that game. Thanks, Yahtzee, now I'll have to search out that new map pack and relive the Quake vs. Duke days again.
@finnyjam8252
@finnyjam8252 5 лет назад
You know what, I prefer Quake to other retro shooters because of how great the core gameplay loop is, as well as how unique the theme of a lovecraftian shooter is.
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 2 года назад
The soundtrack is some of Trent Reznor's best work from his early career, it definitely qualifies for regular rotation.
@Tralfazz74
@Tralfazz74 5 лет назад
The ending of this review is the most effective, efficient summary of the fps genre I've ever heard
@NightfallShadow
@NightfallShadow 3 года назад
I loved the hell out of Quake 3 arena.
@Tonedefdom
@Tonedefdom 7 лет назад
Quake was awesome because of the atmosphere (and brown castles.) when you're a teenager in the 90s, you aren't cynical enough to spot the things mentioned here, tho I can't argue with them now as a fun spoilt adult. Plus the soundtrack was killer. NIN
@slayedtorest
@slayedtorest 3 года назад
"REFRAIN FROM MOVING" nearly made me spit out my soup ;)
@LordKohaegan
@LordKohaegan 8 лет назад
One of the best Zero Punctuation videos in a long time. I stopped watching them a while back, they just got boring, but this one brought the magic back.
@alangrogan9874
@alangrogan9874 8 лет назад
Love that definition of "Passion" :D
@guineapig55555
@guineapig55555 8 лет назад
2:57 goddamn that is so accurate, how does he do it? This man is God
@rockah12
@rockah12 7 лет назад
I'd love to see someone try to novelize Quake in a Lovecraftian style. It'd be bizarre.
@crashfalso
@crashfalso 7 лет назад
rockah12 well there were about 4 Doom novels,and they were quite good so it could work!
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад
That would indeed be bizarre because there's preciously little story or narration.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад
@@crashfalso They were sort of ok.
@BirdRaiserE
@BirdRaiserE 4 года назад
Just describe the levels but through in the word "cyclopean" every so often
@rogerwennstrom6677
@rogerwennstrom6677 6 лет назад
Bit late to the party, but a comment about the nailgun thing in the video at 2:41 or so... There is still some reason for using the standard nailgun even once you get the super nailgun: The super variant costs two nails per shot and while each shot does more damage than a regular nail, it doesnt do double the damage... Meaning you get more "damage over time", but less "damage per ammo spent" compared to the ordinary nailgun. So, if you're short on ammo and only need to despose of minor enemies, you can switch to the regular nailgun and save some ammo.
@acuteavocado1962
@acuteavocado1962 8 лет назад
i just got done binge watching the entire zero punctuation playlist again, and i have to say. going from yahtzee's first few steps ever to this video is insane because i can't shake the feeling he's yelling at me in this video. the level of enthusiasm or the quality of his mic or SOMETHING just feels more high-octane than his first few hundred ZPs
@cn.st.182
@cn.st.182 8 лет назад
that last metaphore was glorious!
@paulkerrigan9857
@paulkerrigan9857 8 лет назад
Carmac is technically brilliant. I wish I were as good as him - he can probably code a 3D game engine in his sleep.
@CacElect
@CacElect 11 месяцев назад
walking brain on a stick
@chrisdodd4014
@chrisdodd4014 7 лет назад
I loved this game when I was a kid. It didn't hurt that I was a big fan of Doom, and a big fan of Nine Inch Nails which for those who may not know Trent Reznor did the music and a lot of the sound effects for the game. Even the nail gun ammo had the NIN logo on them which aside from the satisfaction of working on what became a evolution in gaming, and working with the id team (Reznor was a huge fan of Doom) was all the payment he received.
@shockedhorizon5308
@shockedhorizon5308 4 года назад
you can tell that yahtzee likes a game when he gives all the monsters in the video unique looks
@Gabri_Lovecraft
@Gabri_Lovecraft 5 лет назад
1:40 You actually aren't far off. Quake was originally inspired by a DnD campaign that Id's development team played before development. Doom was also inspired by a different DnD campaign where Hell broke loose at the end.
@TLOWNSU
@TLOWNSU 8 лет назад
I nearly spat out my drink at 2:23 It's so true
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 лет назад
Only Zero Punctuation and Judging by the Cover are being uploaded on The Escapist now. I didn't watch any other show here, but I remember there were fuck ton of them, so I gotta ask: Did they all left for another channel or something or Yahtzee just finally decided to murder them all and take over Escapist?
@pedanticvampire8121
@pedanticvampire8121 8 лет назад
Probably a bit of both...
@melvinlangston3483
@melvinlangston3483 8 лет назад
They do streams from now and then.
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 лет назад
Melvin Langston Didn't know there was escapist twitch (or wherever they are) channel.
@creeperzone9
@creeperzone9 8 лет назад
If I remember correctly they split it all up into a load of channels dedicated to things, well the ones that escapes yahtzee's murder spree at least
@anotherguyIoLoLo27
@anotherguyIoLoLo27 8 лет назад
Creeperzone9 That sounds more like it, thanks!
@GuyOnAChair
@GuyOnAChair 8 лет назад
Honestly jokes about Quakes color aside it actually compliments it's atmosphere which I hadn't realized till now because I hadn't really played more than a demo back then. Quake 2 on the other hand is boooooring.
@DJstarrfish
@DJstarrfish 6 лет назад
Yeah, besides, a lot of the brown dreariness comes less from an artistic choice and more from a 256-color palette limitation. And you can't blame Half-Life for excessive use of cutscenes or linearity in modern FPSes, something Yahtzee stated before, so why blame Quake for the obsession with painting everything in grays and browns? For me at least, using muted color choices create an atmosphere is a bit like eating out with your friends at Taco Bell; it can be really good if you do it carefully, but overindulgence makes it incredibly easy to turn everything you see into diarrhea.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад
Quake has a lot of color going for it if you look around, brown is prevalent, but as said it does aim for a certain theme, you can't quite have a game be vibrant and cheerful like Super Mario 64 if what you want to portray is dark and grungy gothic horror environments.
@oniakuma2392
@oniakuma2392 3 года назад
Also Quake gave us Team Fortress in 1996. Hell most of the Quake Mods were amazing, there was a D&D one and a SuperHero one that I still remember.
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 2 года назад
Like being in the festering, fetid bowels of ancient, infernal machinery.
@njintau
@njintau 8 лет назад
Quake 1 was my fucking childhood man, the FPS's today can't even compare!
@LuxFerre4242
@LuxFerre4242 8 лет назад
I love the little RotT blowing raspberries behind Quake,
@FeedbackRokker227FNAF5
@FeedbackRokker227FNAF5 5 лет назад
After watching the majority of these videos, this may be the funniest. "Please come out of the fridge" (brief silence)
@AstraVex
@AstraVex 4 года назад
4:00 - Oh Christ, I forgot it was called that! xD
@sasugalex
@sasugalex 8 лет назад
You know, I just started watching these videos. They're fucking hilarious.
@austinkaylor8084
@austinkaylor8084 4 года назад
2:57 - 3:04 never have I been so offended by something so true
@5hane9ro
@5hane9ro 3 года назад
Interesting rewatching this after the Quake remaster came out. Far from perfect but God it's a great time. Knowing how quake is my main PC competitive game (specifically Quake live) it's nice having some level of new release.
@tommasosimonini4469
@tommasosimonini4469 8 лет назад
bollocks, his next review is not on the escapist yet ! which i assume would be No Man's Sigh...
@JobroskiSwaqqman
@JobroskiSwaqqman 8 лет назад
It's up now
@axeburningfire2507
@axeburningfire2507 8 лет назад
bollocks out for harambee
@johnryan6019
@johnryan6019 8 лет назад
There's that and the fact that their website and video player are complete shit. I just wait the week
@rukumotrashcan2420
@rukumotrashcan2420 8 лет назад
"No Man's Sky? More like, No Man Buy!" - videogamedunkey
@axeburningfire2507
@axeburningfire2507 8 лет назад
Rukumo TrashCan *No Guy Buy
@Stingthehedgehog
@Stingthehedgehog 3 года назад
Oh looky Quake's on da switch now
@MatthewCobalt
@MatthewCobalt 4 года назад
That summary at the end about the life of the FPS genre is golden.
@xBenedictumx
@xBenedictumx 8 лет назад
Yahtzee, curious you didnt mention nine inch nails or the fact that you could use the quake cd as a music cd to listen to the entire soundtrack in any disc player....
@LOLquendoTV
@LOLquendoTV 3 года назад
I know this is a very old comment but that's sick. Wonder how that works on a technical level though? Cause CD data is stored sequentially, so I guess it tells the CD reader to ignore everything before the bits that contain the soundtrack?
@deadlykillah117
@deadlykillah117 7 лет назад
How does this guy write his scripts? They are insanely hilarious and witty
@nis5e
@nis5e 2 года назад
I love the Zero Punctuation Imp *so much*
@nis5e
@nis5e 2 года назад
Why is 04:40 at 0.75x speed so funny
@gamedoutgamer
@gamedoutgamer 8 лет назад
Thank you for this video. Quake has been, imo, the most influential FPS for PC gaming! Multiplayer was a riot of fun and we had so many great mods for it.
@gunnersubbu
@gunnersubbu 8 лет назад
Can't wait till he does No Man's Sky...
@dneverend9
@dneverend9 8 лет назад
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/116922-No-Mans-Sky-Review
@dneverend9
@dneverend9 8 лет назад
it's suitably scathing
@TrueBlueYoshi
@TrueBlueYoshi 8 лет назад
I believe the website is down, lol. Another Critic Ddosd because of his opinion.
@DotNetPlays
@DotNetPlays 8 лет назад
How immature and pathetic.
@-lollipopsunder-7044
@-lollipopsunder-7044 8 лет назад
it would be funny if he said he was working on it and put it off for almost 6 years.
@GranTruismo4head
@GranTruismo4head 8 лет назад
This is probably the last zero punctuation video in Australia for The Escapist and Yahtzee
@pallyboy6005
@pallyboy6005 3 года назад
"Man With Gun Esq." Being the main character was incredibly unique in Quake, and I never see people talking about how far ahead of the curve Quake was in Character Development. I mean, he's a *lawyer*!
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 Год назад
1:55 left brain (Carmack) and right brain (Romero)
@hanro50
@hanro50 8 лет назад
Who stole my gold-plated time traveling 486?
@iconocast
@iconocast 8 лет назад
no mention of nin sound track? one of the greatest
@timburlingame5893
@timburlingame5893 4 года назад
I'm a little late to the party, but the super nailgun uses up two nails at a time.
@RTDragonCommando
@RTDragonCommando 8 лет назад
Yahtzee should totally try the original Descent, or Descent 2. Descent pre-dates Quake and is one hell of a game for the time it came out.
@JinzoFiter
@JinzoFiter 8 лет назад
2:23 "GET FUCKED!!!" I loved that xD
@DeadPixel1105
@DeadPixel1105 4 года назад
"And then there's the Ogre whose job is to GET FUCKED!" I lost it there.
@ReverendTed
@ReverendTed 6 лет назад
Gosh darnit, Yahtzee. Though I guess I have only myself to blame for eating handfuls of dry Rice Krispies while watching Zero Punctuation. "Stale Weetabix and Paste" elicited a chuff that blew puffed rice all over my desk.
@unclegus6604
@unclegus6604 7 лет назад
My dad introduced me to Quake that's what also got me into Nine Inch Nails. and now I just turned 30. Fuck I'm old.
@TimSmithWordSmith
@TimSmithWordSmith 4 года назад
Literally the funniest thing I’ve seen for months.
@YensAdventure
@YensAdventure 7 лет назад
That little graphic at the end is funny bc La Tour d'Espoir would mean The Tower of Hope. Ah the joys of Frenglish 😂
@jessenielsen9317
@jessenielsen9317 8 лет назад
I'm not sure what you said through all my adhd medication and my energy drinks, but I think I liked this video.
@spinningninja2
@spinningninja2 8 лет назад
LOL I don't have to super focus on this video i just rewind it literally every 5 seconds
@darkxaur
@darkxaur 8 лет назад
Quake: The brownest brown that ever browned.
@jeypersm6460
@jeypersm6460 8 лет назад
And Nine Inch Nails did the soundtrack, further cementing it's angst!
@refusingtoconform
@refusingtoconform 4 года назад
If videogames were Lieutenant Dan, then VR is Forrest Gump.
@rrni2343
@rrni2343 8 лет назад
one of these videos where you just have to pause for time to time and laugh out loud.
@pyro3366films
@pyro3366films 3 года назад
Hello people who have came here from new re-release on current gen
@overflow5940
@overflow5940 3 года назад
hello to you too
@moistmonarch
@moistmonarch 3 года назад
I came here to see this comment
@dustinrush4320
@dustinrush4320 8 лет назад
I got an advertisement about a laptop, but it mentions body pillows
@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
Oh quake, brings me back...and the jokes in this one...so vicious and hilarious
@2thinkcritically
@2thinkcritically 8 лет назад
My Cockatoo watched this with me. He spent the entire time nodding in agreement, then burst out laughing at the end. I think he approves. I just didn't realise he was that much of a Quake fan.
@cammameil
@cammameil 8 лет назад
Delightful. Thank you for making this.
@NudeJawn
@NudeJawn 7 лет назад
Hexen: Beyond Heretic is one of the best retro shooters. Awesome Multiplayer
@KyuubiNaruto41
@KyuubiNaruto41 8 лет назад
People before asking when he will do No Man's Sky perhaps you should check the description box. He reviewed No Man's Sky this week on The Escapist, which will be next week for youtube.
@Rebazar
@Rebazar 7 лет назад
Great soundtrack by Trent Reznor, by the by. Hearing it in the background of a porn was weird.
@AaronStagl
@AaronStagl 6 лет назад
Amante I use it on Halloween to scare all the kids.
@MyScorpion42
@MyScorpion42 5 лет назад
was it the track that's just him breathing with his mouth open for 7 and a half minutes? which porno was this?
@UnchainedEruption
@UnchainedEruption Год назад
One of the funniest reviews. I was literally dying of laughter XD
@thingjack1
@thingjack1 8 лет назад
This guy is so savage I can't even handle it
@lucbloom
@lucbloom 3 года назад
Oh Look, Quake I is Remastered. Time For Another Go, Yathzee?
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 8 лет назад
Someone's trying to avoid a DDoS attack that week.
@magnusm4
@magnusm4 7 лет назад
You forgot it's not only brown castles but it starts with brown military bases that look more like alien corridor simulator than an actual base and instead of brown castles there are blue castles, yes. Blue floors, blue ceilings and blue walls along with the levels with a thousand identical and invisible portals from Aperture Science and secret passages like the architect tried to either kill himself if he slacked off or tried to train himself into the worlds most paranoid and moving ninja
@garrettford4523
@garrettford4523 6 лет назад
I like to think the opening is a actual conversation yatzee had with Gabe
@marvinslomp3564
@marvinslomp3564 8 лет назад
i can still smell you, walk slightly farther towards that totaly non dangerous bear.
@Friday_WasTaken
@Friday_WasTaken 8 лет назад
4:34! those are my speakers :D
@EHH246
@EHH246 4 года назад
1:44 Considering the origins of the game, you are not far off...
@GloopSerious-nt9dv
@GloopSerious-nt9dv 3 года назад
Trust me, it's hard to beat hot tea in Siberian gray rainy morning surrounded by purity of nature
@TheInquisitiveMug
@TheInquisitiveMug 6 лет назад
Nice nod to The Eye of Argon with Carmack's D&D dialogue.
@carleatssand
@carleatssand 8 лет назад
I fucking love this episode. Goddammit.
@jackhentschel2223
@jackhentschel2223 8 лет назад
While I was watching this, I got a news notification about the earthQUAKE in Italy
@Jazzcat135
@Jazzcat135 8 лет назад
3:30 that old gem!
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 8 лет назад
I'm 3 seconds in and thinking... "Yahtzee, this is Quake. Motherfucking Quake. The father of 3D shooters. This better be good." It was okay.
@vidbiochannel
@vidbiochannel 8 лет назад
"Because you're an overstimulated millennial blinking stupidly at this video as you attempt to pass my words through a haze of ADHD medication and energy drinks." Brilliant. That's some Hunter S. Thompson quality right there...
@IElrekkaI
@IElrekkaI 7 лет назад
certainly cut a little deep, hahaha. sometimes he reaches for his jokes and sometimes he fucking nails it and i always get blindsided when he does
@darryl2542
@darryl2542 6 лет назад
Parse, not pass.
@justiciar1964
@justiciar1964 4 года назад
I think Trent Reznor best describes Quake 1 in-game. *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*
@DefectiveCactusBox
@DefectiveCactusBox 8 лет назад
Lol, at 4:33 the helmet is in polish desert pattern camo
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 4 года назад
My favorite memory of Quake was 4 PC LAN deathmatch.
@yobrotom
@yobrotom 8 лет назад
I splirted up my Red Bull at the shareware Bit...
@jackiesantos2121
@jackiesantos2121 4 года назад
I really love quake best restaurants shooter
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