r/AccidentalAlly - ah yes, "Punishment" 

Years ago, a coworker of mine told me about his mom putting an LGBTQ flag sticker on her car. She liked rainbows, so she bought it and stuck it on her car. He told her what it was and she said, "maybe that explains why some young people honked and gave me a thumbs up at a stoplight." But, she wasn't homophobic though.

My nana is a real odd one. She is vaguely racist, judges almost entirely on appearances and is very two faced. I was terrified to come out as bi to her. Imagine my surprise when she looks at me confused and said "everyone is like that?" And then proceeded to tell me about her whirlwind romance with a female friend in Germany while her cheating and abusive husband was stationed there. Turns out the issues she had with my mother becoming a lesbian wasn't about her being gay, it was about her "sloppy fashion sense that couldn't attract a mirror, let alone human being" . Big surprise

I remember explaining transgender people to my grandmother (as i had a crush on a trans man at the time). I told her that the individual is born the wrong physical gender (using words she would understand best) and its like they're stuck in a body that doesn't match their mind. I remember her turning to me with this really sad face and saying "that sounds awful". I was kind of taken aback and thought she might have been messing with me. This was in 2019 and I figured everyone had their own ideas on how they thought it worked. She was really struck in that moment and it was interesting to see such a genuine reaction when she understood.

I was asked my sexuality and responded "Aroace", they asked "what's that?." I gave the definition. Thr best part was that someone said "Why would you do that? No one will like you." I was like "THATS THE POINT."

Fun animal fact: The pangolin is able to roll up into an armour-plated ball, so lions can’t eat them.

When was in middle school transitioning to high school I finally came out as lesbian and still am one till this day, I was living with my grandma and she wasn't very supportive of me so in conclusion she said "This Summer I'm sending you away to a sleep away camp so they can fix you" I asked what it was for and she said where the lgbt kids go to get fixed. So long story short that's where I found my girlfriend and went to a camp filled with cute girls who where also gay

Alabamans: "In order to stop gay weddings, we're going to ban all weddings." Also Alabamans: "Why are so many people just living together without getting married? Soon nobody will bother getting married!"

"You'll never be a real woman." "I'm not even trans." This has been playing in my head on repeat for about an hour now. It's so perfect. XD

I love it when these phobic people show themselves to be stupid and/or ignorant.... it also shows that the education around these issues is severely lacking....

funny thing to me is that this subreddit basically boils down to: person with a strong opinion against something are completely ignorant about what it is

When I was 12 my mother sent me to a all girls camp. Right after I came out as lesbian. As a method of “discipline”. One of the best summers of my life :)

I love how Alabama allows incest but not gay marriage so ironic 💀💀

"If you're gay you'll never get any women!" "Well..."

I hate the argument that you're only a "real woman" when you have a period/ can have children. Like what about infertile women? Women after they went thru menopause? Do they just stop being women? Besides it is incredibly sexist to judge women based on their ability to bear children.

I think the most common mistake transphobic people make is when they think "trans woman" or "trans man" means someone who hasnt transitioned yet. Thats so funny seeing them accidentally support trans people :)

fun fact: once Ireland almost accidentally outlawed heterosexual marriage

I’m really happy you’re ACTUALLY supportive instead of being fake. I haven’t came out as non-binary yet but knowing that you’ll support me and my gender and sexuality really helps me out. It helps out everyone who has shit parents. You’re amazing Click, we all love you dearly. Thank you for everything Click, you’re always gonna be a huge part of my life at least. Edit: how dare all of you! just reading these made tears well up in my eyes! This channel as a really supportive community. And as an update I'm not coming out to them. I asked to change my name and they did the whole "do you know how hard it was to pick that name" rant. So they don't get to know shit. Thank you for all the kind replies!

If anyone claims that science "disproves" gender as an identity, kindly remind them that anthropology exists, and it whole point is to study society and social constructs, including gender identity.

Daughter: comes out as bi Parents: We punish you by sending you to an all girls school Girl: I see this as an absolute win

''You'll never be a woman!'' ''I'm not even trans!'' **wheezes internally**

Half this video is anti-LGBTQ+ people getting confused by the terminology and I absolutely love it, it's just hilarious how they try to be mean but end up being so wholesome

"Dad, I'm bisexual." "NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU AIN'T! I RAISED A LESBIAN, DARN IT! ALL GIRLS SCHOOL FOR YOU!" "...okay dad..."

When I came out as non-binary (they/them) my dad said “We say ‘they’ when we don’t know the gender of a person, but we know your gender.” I just told him “then pretend you don’t.”

My homophobic mother said she hates the LGBT and then supports the fact i said "i will never EVER have shrex with ANYONE" thanks for supporting my asexuality mom!

Hey, know you probably won't see this, but thank you for being so supportive of the lgbtq+ community! :) you helped me a lot when I came out as nonbinary and didn't get a lot of support from my family

9:10 Many years ago I was sent to pick up this guy from the airport so I could bring him to our armored unit. I find him and his stereotypical Colonel father at the airport, his father is just harping at him going "Look, I know you didn't want to do any of this military stuff but your mom and I are fed up with you being such a girl. You're a man. You can't be having these thoughts and wants of other men" and all these other things I can hear as I am approaching because this dude is just being all military ham loud. And he gets to the end of his rant/speach going "So this is for your own good, a tank unit will be what makes you a REAL man." And it was at this point I knew why I was specifically chosen to pick this guy up from the airport. I adjust my uniform, an put on the best bounce skip I have had an go right up to the guy an go roughly "Hey there new bestie, you ready to go start your career locked away in a big ol' tank with three other sweaty men for months on end with no other contact but their sweaty bodies in such a confined locked place?" Put my arm around his hips, put my hand into his back pocket, wink at his Colonel father. An proceed to push him along with me in my skip making him have to skip with me. Slowly the words I say to him dawn upon him an his face just lights up in the biggest brightest smile. While the words also dawn on his machoman father and his face just sinks into the deepest frown of shock I ever seen on a person. The guy met his future husband on a deployment and are still together. Good job dad!

4:50 Pride Ghost is only scary to homophobes. It spends its nights cuddling with those who struggle with feeling unsafe in a homophobic situation, terrifying those who dare be hateful to those in need of support. All praise to the Pride Ghost!

"Oh, you're lesbian? Well why don't you SMOKE A WHOLE PACK of girls!"

I'm a trans man, and I have a medical condition that makes me incapable of menstruating. If the criteria for being a woman is menstruation, then I'm all good.

You know, for the people saying being gay or trans is 'against nature' I love how nature itself debunks their claim, like: There's plenty of examples of animals being gay and bisexual (mostly bi but you get the point), animals like Koalas, lions, elephants, sheep/rams, ect. And then trans, like, clownfish. Clownfish have a dominant female and smaller male, if the female dies the male puts on weight and transitions into a female. And I'm just- There's nothing more natural than animals, they are the natural world so like ??? Their statement is actually factually false.

I love how JKR writes about people turning into completely different species, but doesn't like someone saying they're a different gender

as I've always said I don't care what you're going by just wash your damn hands after going to the bathroom.

My brother, a very opinionated homophobe (and transphobe), wore a t-shirt with rainbow colors on the sleeves and with the following text on the back: "she/her he/his they/them" I kept looking at it. I wanted to laugh and also face-palm.

I am a closeted transwoman (mtf), and the amount of times people have tried to insult me by telling me I’m really feminine or stuff like that, and is some of the most validating comments I ever received. I love it.

I have story for you: one of my friends is non-binary but they didn't really came out at that time (they were originally a girl) and some guy wanted to make fun of them: "Heyy! You look like both gender together if you wear that!" Then he started laughing. That was beautiful and boosted their ego to actually came out publicly

I told my mom how I was feeling weird in my body again, and how I desperately wanted to be a guy again but didn't wanna make crazy decisions. She didn't answer me, and I started overthinking it the entire day and even went into a close call anxiety attack. I came home from school the other day and my mom greeted me with "How'd my son enjoy school?" I cried. she's 30 and uses no labels herself, she said she experimented a lot in highschool so she'll always understand how i feel. she said she went through crazy transitions but back in the day for her, they didn't use labels except tell you that you were 'moraaly incorrect' she told me these words. "Go with the flow." "You're young, keep experimenting."

I have an elderly relative who is extremely homophobic - I’m pansexual myself, and my husband is very much an ally to the LBGTQ+ community, so there’s been a few ugly arguments through the years. Several years back this person put a rainbow sticker on the back hatch of her car - nobody said a word, and it became the behind the scenes family joke between all of us. Then one day while I was dropping off some groceries for her, and found her out in the garage, furiously attempting to remove the bumper sticker…when I asked her why, she snapped “Oh as if you didn’t know!” at me and went on one of her well-worn tirades about homosexuality being disgusting, blah blah blah, and then complained bitterly that she couldn’t get the sticker off. So I told her that I’d heard that Coke (the soda, not the other thing, lol) worked really well to remove glue and that she should liberally apply it to both the sticker and the surrounding area and leave it to soak for at least 24 hours and left. Ps: Hey - I wasn’t lying…it DID remove the sticker & residue (along with the paint in that entire area 😇).

I love how you don't just poke fun at these people but you also explain and correct their mistakes in a way that they'll hopefully understand because it's not only funny but sad that people actually belive these things.

I’m a cis woman and I wear my hair very short. I’m losing my hair and it’s the only way I can make it look like I have any hair. Anyway, I work at a doctor’s office. It is usually assumed that I’m a lesbian. Apparently it’s about your haircut, not who you are attracted to. Why would they care? I don’t bother correcting them. If they try to ask me questions about LGBTQ I just deflect and tell them I don’t talk about my personal life at work, thank you. This keeps everything nice and short and I can go about my work. My coworkers - Why don’t you ever tell these people you’re not gay!?!? Me: Because I don’t care. Coworkers: So you just let everyone think you’re a lesbian?!?! Me: So? What, exactly, is wrong with being a lesbian? Coworkers: ... Me: Exactly.

Fun fact: I used to unironically think that the Trans flag was the straight flag. This was before I was cultured and now whenever I see people making the same mistake, it brings me joy, because it means I wasn’t the only dumbass who thought this

this entire subreddit is just people trying to insult trans people and failing miserably which is funny

The two sticks and the sun experiment has a fun twist. We dont actually know the exact length of the unit of measurement he used (Stadia) So historians are a little divided about the accuracy of his work. He either got pretty close, or virtually bang on (within 900 miles of the correct number) There is a fairly regular world wide school experiment where upwards of 10,000 kids from all around the planet checks Eratosthenes results.

Girls Bisexual. Dad puts her in all girls school to teach her a lesson for liking girls. Girl comes out a lesbian. Girl: " Thanks Dad. You pushed me to one side instead" XD

I identify as aro/ace, and once someone asked me "what's your type in men?" and I just said "no." and they were like "what?" and I was just like "I'm not attracted to people romantically." lol also I had a school dance on Friday and they kept trying to force everyone to slow dance. so weird lol

Shortly after my grandmother died, I came out as bisexual. I hated to think about what she would have thought of me, as we were very close. When telling this to my mother, she told me a story she had heard from a staff member at my grandmother's old age home. The staff member's son was getting married to another man, and their entire family cut them off. Because she worked in a home full of old people, she was scared to say anything. Cautiously, she mentioned it to my grandmother. A day after her son got married, my grandmother came to her late at night saying: "Well? I'm waiting, show me pictures of the wedding!" My grandmother was 80, and this came as an extremely pleasant surprise. R.I.P, Granny💜

Forget Click falling in love with One Topic, he is now becoming One Topic. And I’m all for it.

I'm transitioning, male to female. I would work really hard on my appearance, got myself looking a cute kind of way. One day, I wasn't feeling it. I was just meh... what ever. I threw on some pants, threw on my boy's hoodie I wore back in high school and just went out to get some food. I thought I looked like I did back in high school. Get up the cashier to take my order "Can I help you ma'am?" Woah, wait, what? O_O

When I came out to my mom as pansexual it was the funniest thing ever because I cried and ran away cause I thought she wasn't gonna love me and then she came and asked me why I am crying and I said cause I don't think you love me anymore she told me she did and said she already knew that I was LGBT but she didn't know what Pansexual meant I explained it to her and we found out my mom is Omnisexual

For anyone who needs some actual validation: You're amazing! Being gay/bi/pan etc and/or non-binary/trans/fluid/etc doesn't make you a worse person. Accept who you are, because you're incredibly cute and awesome! Even if you're cis and straight, you're a great person! It doesn't make you """BoRinG""" or """bLanD""", it's who you are and I love you! Thank you

Remember folks, pronouns DO NOT equal gender. You can be cis while being okay with all pronouns, you can be non-binary and not prefer they/them pronouns, and etc!

i asked my teen if they were a furry irl and they reminded me they don’t want me watching the click to which i replied “UWU “ and though they wanted to be mad they couldn’t help but laugh. as a mother i’ve never felt any better feeling than making my teen laugh…..even if it’s at my expense

I cackled when he said “daddy, I’ve been a bad boy- I mean father I have sinned ..”

The one about “no man would want you” is honestly a ‘you’re fired’ ‘but I don’t even work here’ moment

Fun fact: when I was young I was afraid of referring to trans people as a gender because of people like this always confusing me about what trans men or women meant and I didn't want to misgender anyone.

As a spaniard myself, I can confirm that having gaysper (that's how we call the rainbow ghost at 5:14 ) as an emote would be absolutely hilarious

“Super Straight” sounds like compensating for the same thing Lord Farquaad is with his Big Castle

The fact that people can transition so flawlessly you can't tell a difference is amazing...

If you're wondering, "Where the hell is my Straight Pride month?!" "Where is my straight rights march or parade?" Just be thankful that you are not subject to the hate, fear, violence and discrimination that necessitates a straight pride month, march or parade. We're not doing it to be "in your face" We're doing it to let the bigots and haters know that we are who we are. And that no amount of their hate or more appropriately their fear, (because that is ultimately where it begins) will make us go away. We're here. We're among you. Most of you see us every day. You interact with us, ride the bus or maybe even carpool with us. You live next door and never even realize it. We're real. We're not ashamed. We love who we love, and are who we are. We live our lives. We do this in the face of violence, hate bigotry, and discrimination. We go on even when some of us are KILLED for being who we are. We feel. We cry. We remember. We honor. We carry on. We pull together. We love. We laugh. We smile. We care. We try. We do. We just are. And we always will, because we will not be forced to live a life that is not ours to live. We are proud of that! THAT is what Pride means to me. Some still judge others by the amount of melanin in their skin. Society at large has rejected such bias and discrimination. Yet people like myself are largely judged by something equally as uncontrollable as skin tone. Our identities. If somebody is not harming you, creeping on you, messing with kids, or doing other harm by living their lives, then LET THEM BE! There are bad apples in every bunch. Just like society rejects a killer or r@pist, we too, reject the monsters among humanity. Regardless of their preference or identities. Look, I don't want some big LGBT++ superiority thing. We're not superior. We're not inferior either. WE ARE ALL HUMAN! We just want to live our lives as we see fit, in peace. I don't want to be in your face. I just want to be.

My dad: No men will ever want you! My Mom: *silently cracking up in the back ground because she know I'm ace*

"Daddy, I've been a bad boy. Father, I have sinned" Holy shyte, man, that's some daddy issues right on our bingo chart!

Screw being an emote on the Discord server, the Rainbow Ghost needs to be a plushie.

The one with the dad being homophobic and putting his bisexual daughter in an all girls school killed me 🤣

One time my dad found out i was trans and blamed it on the milk my mom buys LMAO

If anyone was ever curious, there IS a straight flag It is Literally just a black and white striped flag lmao

i told my friend i was a lesbian the other day and he said 'would you date a trans man?' and i said 'no- they arent a gi- do you mean trans woman???' and he went 'oh yeah a trans woman sorry'- (HE IS A TRANS MAN HIMSELF- HOW IS IT SO CONFUSING-)

I once had a panic attack in class because my teacher yelled at me no proper reason. Two weeks prior she told us to prepare a presentation about something, I don't even remember my topic... Anyways, she also told us that in case we had the next wednesday free we didn't have to do it. We had the wednesday off. So of course I did not do the presentation. Half of the class didn't. But. She decided to scold my friend and straight up yell at me. Because of that I started to panic. As I was full on crying she thought that it would be a great idea to misgender me together with the transphobic kids. Later another girl noticed that I wasn't just crying. I was allowed to go outside and stayed away from class for half an hour. Half a year later I work in a flower shop. My Co-workers respect my pronouns and call me by my name. Not my Deadname. I feel so much more respected there. Plus I am like a learning experience for everyone else because I am the first trans male. I get respected by my family and finally (after a year of coming out) get into trans therapy. I am pretty happy now. But I still hate this lady. She obviously didn't like me and I know it wasn't only because I was trans. I did some pretty respect less things. But still it wasn't necessary for her to tell me "I would never be a boy.".

9:10 -I've heard that, in the old days, fathers who suspected their sons of being gay would often send them to sea. On a ship with all men. Yes, on the assumption that fresh sea air and lots of hard work and "manly" discipline would somehow straighten them out. Doubt if it worked. 10:14 - I love this! 😁😁😁

Her: i like girls Her mom : hay at least you can't get pregnant

As an aromatic and asexual the rainbow ghost is like the perfect representation of myself as if a line represents attraction (as in how we say straight or bent) then those without are representatively non-existent aka a ghost!

I'm here to state a fact. Being Christian doesn't make you LGBTQphobic. Being hyper religious does, or having belief in incorrect religious belfies does, but not being Christian in general.

I think the dad who sent his bi daughter to an all-girl school was trying to use the logic of forcing someone to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes to stop them from smoking. I'm not sure what that would imply for his mental state, but then, the entire story made me question whether he had a mind to begin with.

Back in middle school I had just discovered that I was asexual, and I sat next to a kid who always went “THAT’S GAY” whenever his friends said anything. One day they were talking about who they thought were hot, and I was somehow pulled into the conversation. When I told them I was ace, I was genuinely expecting that kid to blow up into a flurry of “OH MY GOD UR GAY!”. But instead, he asked what that was, asked me some inoffensive, non-intrusive questions, and then went, “Oh ok” and immediately went back to talking with his friends and saying “THATS GAAY”. Me&my friends joked that if he saw his friends walking close to each other, he’d be like “THATS GAY YOURE GAY OMG” but if he saw an actual homosexual couple he would be perfectly okay with that.

“Are you a god” On several levels. IT’S TOUGH TO BE A GOD!

Randomly got recommended your channel today and I gotta say, YT finally did something right! I've only watched 3 of your videos so far but I've laughed more in the last hour or so than I have all week!

As a straight man of color it's so painful hearing stories of trans people who have to endure this shit from hateful cisgender people. I know two personally. They are human, looking for acceptance in an unaccepting world. One of them said I was the first person to acknowledge his preferred pronouns (transitioned to male). The others in his own family don't, mostly because his mom won't let them. I love these two people to death, they're the best humans I've ever known, so when others don't acknowledge their preferred pronouns, they're both extremely hurt. Those who aren't part of the LGBT community can't fully understand how painful it is, not even me. EDIT Monday February 21, 2022 - I've since come out as nonbinary. I don't like the stigma of being a man, all the macho expectations that society creates for men, or knowing that I've contributed to the suffering of women.

A few things came to mind while watching this video. 1. The Japanese language has pronouns but people seldom use them and many words which have gender pairs in English I have simply one form in Japanese. For example, “自の” can mean “his” or “her.” Looking at Japanese literature, it seems that there is a general uncertainty about gender in the culture as well. That is, young men are uncertain about what it means to be a man. This was played on in the manga/anime “ Ramana 1/2“ in which a teenage boy could be transformed into a girl if splashed with cold water. This manga/anime is very popular in Japan. 2. About 50 years ago I read a very interesting paper describing the fact that approximately one or two babies per 10,000 births are sexually indeterminate at birth. Back then, doctors would either flip a coin or ask the parents whether they wanted a boy or a girl and then make a surgical “adjustment”. So, I wondered how many of that generation were actually of one gender and were surgically altered to appear to be of another. Life would have been much simpler if people had just waited until puberty. At the very least, life would be easier if one could state TBD, instead of being forced to designate either M or F on a birth certificate. I noticed that a lot of people use the term, “designated at birth.“ I wonder how many of them actually know what that means. 3. Of course transgender issues involve the individual psyche, as well as any physical attributes, and are much more complicated than a visual inspection at birth. Perhaps, we should adopt the German convention of referring to children as neuter and not identify them sexually until they have completed puberty. 4. Some straight women cannot conceive children, either. It’s not like transgender is creating a new problem. Disclaimer. These are all personal observations and not based on any qualifications I have. Please feel free to ignore them completely.

That last "never calling anyone them (and history stuff)" guy would not have loved to greet/ speak to a king/ queen a couple centuries ago.

It's funny hearing Click say "booba" because I love boba tea so much that my mom got me a shirt with a ghost drinking boba and it says "Boo-ba" Right over my chest. I'm a woman, I don't have a big chest, but I think it's hilarious.

The little rat in the back of my mind is like “nobody ever cares about us straight people anymore! It’s like we don’t exist!” And than I remember… I’m gay

this one time i told my grandma about a gay couple i saw on accident forgetting that she probably has no idea that exists she went "wait that exists?" and i said "yeah" and she simply told me to continue luv u grandma

"You are now Chris." "Oh." I died sbhbhsvgbg💀💀

I truly love it when the idea for “fixing the gay” in someone is sending them into single-sex or hyper-gendered stereotype situations…. Single sex schools, the military, gay conversion camps that are liberal arts school stereotypes in the woods…. I’m pansexual and my earliest girl-on-girl games was thanks to Girl Scouts overnights after parents left the troop(s) alone for the evening to have our OBVIOUSLY totally G rated fun because we all had the same genitals.

10:03 I hate how people think g*y people have robbed the rainbow. The flag has same colours, but does NOT mean the same thing This is a regular rainbow: 🌈 This is the flag:🏳️‍🌈 The rainbow also has lighter colours that the flag

A hug to everyone who isn’t sure of their identity and sexuality yet: **hug* Take your time And anyway you’re perfect

my favorite breed of accidental allies are the ones who say "you'll never be a real woman/man".. but to the wrong trans person

Not all non-binary people even use they/them. There are plenty of enby people who use he or she. I may prefer they, but I am personally fully comfortable with she as well. Doesn't bother me at all.

Yes I was very disturbed by the ban on marriage here in Alabama simply because they didn’t want to marry gay couples it was so ridiculous

Someone must have convinced some phobes that the trans flag is the straight flag and it took off. Whoever they are, they’re a genius and I salute them. ✊🏻

i will never understand why all these transphobes just can't understand the fact that a transman is a man, a transwoman is a woman, etc. like... why the HELL would i call myself a "transwoman" if i identify as a dude, that's so contradictory. their confusion makes for great entertainment though, lmaoo

As a non-binary person who leans to a more masculine personality, I love all the support we get from Click, please, keep helping us out as LGBTQ+ youth, it’s hell ;-;

"If I had a nickel for every time a homophobe thought that the trans flag was the straight flag, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"

This subreddit is just "Transphobes don't know shit lol" a thousand times and I love it

Click: God Forsaken Creature His Discord: “UWU Wholesome beans only OwO no cursed content here.” Me: *Confused Screaming*

lol the “I’m not even trans” one I relate to. one time I was at the grocery store and I handed my reusable bags to the cashier and she was like “oh these bags smell like girl!” (weird comment to begin with), and made other really weird comments about how feminine I was (I was wearing a grey beanie, jeans, a hoodie, and my hair was in a bun under my hat). so finally, after paying, I said “I guess that would make sense, given that I’m a girl.” and then walked away. it was really bizarre.

3:50 "So, you were *looking* at them...?"

I remember a story from school "The story of X" by Lois Gould, It's a short read but it was about a kid raised without gender stereotyping, and how adults would be annoyed by the mere idea of a baby which is neither male nor female to the public, however once X got to school the kids had no trouble with it. It was an odd story, but one of the few from school I really do remember

15:48 Hold up, wait a minute- is that Hajime and Nagito?!

4:52 They probably hired an artist and told them "Make a ghost with pride Colors" And the artist thought they were supportive so they made it cute And they just didn't realize it was a cute ghost.

Love how he casually starts seriously teaching us things and then just goes back to being funny-

"I don't know what a 'cis' is but it shouldn't be allowed in front of children!" You're absolutely right, sir, you shouldn't be anywhere near children. EDIT: typos