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@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад
When I see someone say something like "no one is starving unless they choose not to eat" my empathy goes out the window and I just want to see the area's entire homeless population show up at that person's house and choose to eat all of that person's food.
@that_dwayneee
@that_dwayneee 2 года назад
The osvaldo12 tweet was funny tho
@morriganlynham9079
@morriganlynham9079 2 года назад
“Let them eat cake”, said the woman about to trigger a revolution
@BeastGuardian
@BeastGuardian 2 года назад
Heck, there are plenty of full-time+ hard-working people who still can't afford enough food for themselves or their children. It's so f-ed up that people can literally end up with starvation wage, and have to choose between paying for rent, necessary medicine, or food. Really, food and shelter should be basic rights, not seen as just incentives to work. It makes me sick that some people can drop $6,000 usd on a single meal and own multiple homes, while others suffer.
@shytendeakatamanoir9740
@shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад
I just want to stab them and tell them they could just chose not to bleed.
@gallalameblook9911
@gallalameblook9911 2 года назад
@@morriganlynham9079 First of all, it's "they don't have bread ? Then they should eat bun !", and second, this was never a quote of Marie-Antoinette, but of some princess. And it may not even be about eating something more expensive, but pie crust, which was less expensive (but less edible) Sorry, had to IG
@Tiniuc
@Tiniuc 2 года назад
Fun fact: rabbits are so _not_ monogamous, that they are one of the very *very* few mammals that can safely inbreed thanks to a quirk in their DNA. (or so I recall)
@meilinrivera1
@meilinrivera1 2 года назад
What the- how the- damn these rabbits are horny horny
@auri7287
@auri7287 2 года назад
Rabbits to Alabama: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!
@wfcoaker1398
@wfcoaker1398 2 года назад
Rabbits are literally a stereotype of someone who has a lot of sex.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад
They actually can't. Inbreeding can cause all sorts of problems in rabbits.
@electrowave114
@electrowave114 2 года назад
I think you're thinking of snakes, which can inbreed due to not having much genetic diversity to begin with (like, the difference between sibling snakes and unrelated snakes is nigh nonexistent), but those're reptiles (iirc), not mammals. I don't recall any mammals who have anything similar to that going on - the only safe inbreeding for mammals is if you're doing genetic testing at every step to ensure you're not pairing bad genetics together.
@YasugoLiehu
@YasugoLiehu 2 года назад
20:30 "I haven't had periods in 4 months and I'm 45! Is this me absorbing my BF's vaccine through osmosis?!" No, Karen, this is called menopause.
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 10 месяцев назад
Or being pregnant with the 5th kid
@Eeee-xl4xb
@Eeee-xl4xb 8 месяцев назад
@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogaunlikely at that age
@Moravian_Mf
@Moravian_Mf 7 месяцев назад
​@@Eeee-xl4xbIt's rare but not impossible.
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 6 месяцев назад
@@Eeee-xl4xb Not really.
@Kualinar
@Kualinar 2 месяца назад
Maybe due to a cold, the flue, COVID, some other infection, bad/insufficient sleeping, stress, not eating enough, eating something unusual, menopause, pre-menopause, ... The list of possible causes is pretty long.
@gothicdryad864
@gothicdryad864 2 года назад
My favourite way to describe an NTF is this: imagine you're married. Your partner lives in another country, with a group of other romantic partners. Your partner also doesn't call you and never acknowledges that you exist. But you have the marriage certificate.
@DukeofGames50
@DukeofGames50 2 года назад
I wish for the super power to bestow 100 likes with one tap
@babowasalwayshere
@babowasalwayshere 2 года назад
23:48 "How old would you be if you were born 12 years ago" is very clearly her attempting to make a riddle and failing miserably because it contextually makes no sense. The fact she's laughing like she has tricked him is honestly so annoying and that awkward silence is fully deserved.
@bobvelting379
@bobvelting379 2 года назад
My theory: She wanted to somehow sneakily give the hint that she was looking for the age 12 years ago, but forgot to say it out loud.
@carolinelabbott2451
@carolinelabbott2451 2 года назад
How she worked it was soo bad, and she just had no clue that she had messed up.
@cardboard2night
@cardboard2night 2 года назад
So... She like meant to ask "if you were born 12 years ago, what age would you be then/at that time?"
@Arrzarrina
@Arrzarrina 2 года назад
@@cardboard2night "When you were born, 12 years ago, how old would you be?" works too without the clunkiness although it is ambiguous.
@willkirwan
@willkirwan 2 года назад
@@cardboard2night Oh okay, I was like 'Wait, am I an idiot for not knowing?' but no I am just an idiot for other reasons.
@Swissswoosher
@Swissswoosher 2 года назад
A Karen telling a blind guy to stop staring at her is funny. The manager telling him had me laughing so hard, my sides hurt.
@johnlox398
@johnlox398 2 года назад
Makes me think if they ever have seen someone walk around with a blind armband or a stick + ball combo. It is possible they literally just don't know, but 'blind' should have been a dead give-away xD
@clueless_cutie
@clueless_cutie 2 года назад
Now I understand the heavy tinted glasses. Some ppl will just flip shit on you for looking at them the wrong way. Even if you have no way of knowing. God if I freaked out on someone who I thought was being a creep and they were genuinely blind, my entire life's worth of confidence would get imploded in seconds.
@Swissswoosher
@Swissswoosher 2 года назад
@@clueless_cutie if he wore sunglasses she’d probably have been like “take them off they look ridiculous and it’s making me uncomfortable to not see where you are looking”
@johnlox398
@johnlox398 2 года назад
@@clueless_cutie Some blind people ain't blind completely, they can see dark and light. So they do check for obsticales that way. They usually don't stay on a single shadow for long, though.
@clueless_cutie
@clueless_cutie 2 года назад
@@Swissswoosher yeah she'd have made it a personal offence one way or another unfortunately
@camwyn256
@camwyn256 2 года назад
"Prove to me you're unvaccinated." "Prove to me you're not a witch." Remember Salem
@ethanbrandt8617
@ethanbrandt8617 2 года назад
45 years old, was near a vaccinated person, and went 5 months without period. This is why it's important that people understand that correlation =/= causation.
@Gripen1974
@Gripen1974 Год назад
Sounds as she is close to menopause which happen most often between 40-50 year old
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 9 дней назад
Yep. Then again I had someone blame me for their kid coming out as gay. I'm not gay and I've never met their child. Then they tried to get me fired. Shocker, I didn't get fired. Also my boss was gay, he's not about to fire someone for not being straight (I'm ace) even if it wasn't illegal where I live.
@clementverkimpe940
@clementverkimpe940 2 года назад
"i'm 45 and i'm not prego but i stoped having my periods" maybe someone have to tell her about menopause? obviously her mother did not tell her.
@hiimcrazyfordrwho
@hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 года назад
Sounds like an earlier menopause, but yeah
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 2 года назад
Isn't menopause a kind of game-ender? You know, you hit menopause and stop, forever, menstruating? I freely admit to not knowing, or caring over much, about this, but I thought that was how that worked.
@hiimcrazyfordrwho
@hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 года назад
@@mrdean2539 Yes and no. Many women get less frequent periods for a while before they finally stop.
@kristinewalberg2938
@kristinewalberg2938 2 года назад
@@mrdean2539For what it's worth, in their early to mid forties, the majority of women head into perimenopause, which can affect menstrual flow and mess up their. monthly cycles--they get all the fun of periods, only with added hot flashes and mood swings, plus the possibility of still getting pregnant. Yay! A friend of mine didn't get her period for two years, but then it started up again, lasted six months, then quit for good.
@midnight8341
@midnight8341 2 года назад
@@mrdean2539 technically yes, but like with almost everything in biology the borders aren't concrete. You hit perimenopause and menopause, where periods get less frequent or stop completely, but you are still able to revert back some steps for some time until everything set into the new status quo after a few years.
@abagaleramsey2968
@abagaleramsey2968 2 года назад
Also, about that televangelist, he doesn’t pay taxes because he puts it under the church since in America, the church doesn’t pay taxes or disclose financial gains the pastors get. Fundie Fridays did an excellent video on that particular evangelist but the whole selection of videos is definitely worth a watch.
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад
Ah yes the religion of money.
@at-citie
@at-citie 2 года назад
I find it funny how evangelist exist because the catholic church became extremely greedy and now they do this.
@MrChristianDT
@MrChristianDT 2 года назад
Wait... Do you mean he classifies his house on his taxes under religious exemption, or his house is literally under the church?
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 2 года назад
@@at-citie quite the irony isn't it :D
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 2 года назад
@@MrChristianDT religious exemption I would assume. As far as I know this guy isn't part of any other organization than is own.
@Dragonbleps
@Dragonbleps 2 года назад
Wish more places would post their "Only UN-vaccinated people allowed in my store!!!!" stances more often. It's honest and lets me know which places to AVOID--forgive me--LIKE THE PLAGUE.
@Saunakiuas06
@Saunakiuas06 Год назад
I would give a like, but you have 123 likes, and I don't want to upset this piece of art
@CowKirbo
@CowKirbo Год назад
​@@Saunakiuas06123 likes isn't art and someone else already has so like the freaking comment.
@Christoff070
@Christoff070 10 месяцев назад
So glad people are finally waking up to this vaccination rubbish. Vaccine that had no proper testing and were rushed out and they made you believe ypu had to take. Meanwhile entire countries that didn't take the jab had the highest success rates during the pandemic. They even poo-pooed Ivermectin which received the Nobel prize. Amazing how easily people can be deceived and manipulated into doing something just with some powerful propaganda techniques
@meh2510
@meh2510 3 месяца назад
There probably were more, but went out of business, if they had any business to begin with because I can't imagine a store being run by a Karen to last all that long.
@KaylaD1116
@KaylaD1116 2 года назад
I'm unsure why the woman talking about her tubes being tied was on here. I've been told repeatedly that I was either too young, I'd regret it, or my future husband might want kids. This isn't an isolated incident she experienced. Edit: I've given up on even asking for getting them tied or fried. Changing Drs has done nothing, and I've seen both male & female physicians over the years. I haven't wanted children since I was 12 due to trauma and I've held that same opinion for well over 20 years. Not only that, I now have autoimmune issues that I would not want to pass along if I were to get pregnant. I genuinely do not know how old I need to be to have any say over my reproductive organs.
@jd_kreeper2799
@jd_kreeper2799 Год назад
We need more people like you. Many people just succumb to pressure and have kids because everyone else does.
@Navi11u5
@Navi11u5 Год назад
Same girlie. I had a doctor look me dead in the eyes and tell me "she was uncomfortable performing such a life altering surgery to a otherwise healthy individual" "my future partner may want kids" I'm a fully consenting adult why can't I choose to not have kids??
@phoenixflamegames1
@phoenixflamegames1 Год назад
@@Navi11u5 Is the man carrying those kids in their body for months only to experience a pain described by many to be the worst pain they have ever felt in their life? No? Then shush x)
@Navi11u5
@Navi11u5 Год назад
@@phoenixflamegames1 exactly 💯
@mari_3kyu
@mari_3kyu Год назад
Not SUPER related but I haven't been to a gynecologist in over a year because in 2020 I stopped taking birth control without her consent and every time I went back she told me to get back on it. And no matter what problem I came in with she went "this wouldn't happen if you were on the pill" and I'm just there like.. ma'am I've had 3 suicide attempts while on the pill, it clearly wasn't a "no problem" run. I don't have a boyfriend, I don't hook up with people and when I do I use protection, blood clots and vein disease run in my family. I'm the last person on the planet you need to get back on them. Not even gonna mention the risky behavior being on the pill allows you to do in mentally unstable times. I'm much better off actually having to use condoms, thank you. Oh ps: I think she was there because the doctors a dick, nothing about her
@ohheyatabaxigames8669
@ohheyatabaxigames8669 2 года назад
As an electrician: that absolute dunce who Jerry-rigged his breaker so it would never trip gave me an aneurism.
@anonymouspotato1022
@anonymouspotato1022 2 года назад
What is wrong with people
@benjie128
@benjie128 2 года назад
I'm doing a paper for class on steamboats, specifically the Sultana. The old steam engine boilers had a safety valve to release excess steam. Some engineers would actually force it closed so the engine would get more power. Lot of steam engines exploded too.
@Bird_Dog00
@Bird_Dog00 2 года назад
A good rule to live by: Only remove or disable something once you fully understand why it was installed in the first place. Not everyone follows it...
@franl155
@franl155 2 года назад
If the lights kept going out then it should be obvious that there's a problem that needs to be checked out.
@auroraofclanborealis
@auroraofclanborealis 2 года назад
As a person with common sense, me too
@yuzu-tsuyu
@yuzu-tsuyu 2 года назад
Damn I thought that "I'm a gemini" clip was hilarious until she came out to clarify that they edited it that way, she never misunderstood, and then she proceeded to get trolled endlessly by people DMing her saying to off herself... depressing...
@hiimcrazyfordrwho
@hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 года назад
Obviously those people are awful But that's a damn funny edit
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 2 года назад
ha yes, ''''''reality'''''' shows
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
I did briefly think "Did she say it thinking HE was saying his starsign instead of Aries or Aquarius?" but then I switched to my dumb humour tactics and went "Yeah that's more likely it." I assumed she was doing a me and intentionally making a joke using words that connect to what the other people say (Astro[whatever]= Stars, star signs = Stars, therefore attempted cleverness...!) , but they don't see it as a joke. Just like allistics tend to react like with me, like I've said something very dumb when I've tried being witty, even when I break it down and give up because it's probably my autism kicking in again and making me think I'm smarter than I will ever be. And they wonder why I don't 'have a sense of humour'. Because my humour is incorrect. It exists but it's wrong.
@auroramichael1110
@auroramichael1110 2 года назад
@@Roadent1241 Please don’t tell yourself that you’re not smart. 1. Humor is subjective and you cannot do it wrong (except when people disguise abuse as humor). 2. There’s no correlation between humor and intelligence. My best friend has autism; she’s monotone and tells jokes in a deadpan sort of way and it’s awesome. I’m neurotypical, and sometimes my jokes don’t make sense either. You’re describing a human experience, not an autistic one. Honestly, just be funny for yourself because there’s nothing wrong with appreciating your own humor, and if someone else laughs too, that’s just “gravy” (meaning extra).
@clueless_cutie
@clueless_cutie 2 года назад
The edit is hilarious, but then I remembered that people do genuinely believe these shows are real. I had two coworkers who would rewatch clips behind me of various shows and they would get so riled up it made me really appreciate that maybe some of my suffering in life is because I'm not dumb enough to live blissfully. The one clip I remember were these girls having an all out bitch slapping brawl because the guy invited his wife to meet him at a restaurant while taking his girlfriend with him to dinner at the same restaurant? For like the 4th time after buying them lots of expensive shit each? So they blew up at each other for stealing their man? And I was sitting there thinking how unbelievable that scenario is, but they were fully sold on it discussing how on earth he thought he would get away with it and what they'd do in that situation. Getting angry and picking sides between the women. And then I realized the people in that show were making money living out a preteen's deepest, most dramatic story writing skills and that I need to find a better job.
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 2 года назад
"Never let a person sit by themselves..." "DUDE! Leave me alone! You're interrupting my solo time!" I had that happen to me, so often, at college, with "nice" people who would sit with me, while I was READING A BOOK, to "save me from my loneliness." "Dude, I'm actively studying for class here." "Yeah, but you're alone! let's chat!" "I am STUDYING FOR CLASS!" "OK! What are you studying?" "Literature, and I MUST READ THIS BOOK. So please, leave me alone, so I can read this book!" "HOW RUDE! You are SO HURTFUL and HATEFUL, and no wonder nobody likes you, and you will die alone." "Maybe I'll die alone, but at least I'll pass my class, first." Protip: If ANYONE is reading a book in public, they WANT TO READ THIER BOOK. They are not lonely. They are busy. Let them do their thing. If you want to sit with a "lonely" person, try sitting with the person who has nothing to do, and is looking around with sad puppy eyes.
@meh2510
@meh2510 3 месяца назад
I got this a lot. I'm Autistic and not sociable at all and I love to read. Don't know how many times I'd be eating a meal in public and reading and someone tries to make conversation by asking what I'm reading. I'd show them the cover briefly without saying a word and then go back to reading. 95% of the time anyone asking that question doesn't actually care what you're reading and I'm not going to waste precious braincells and social stress to give them a summary of the plot. If you're one of the 5% that does know the book I'm reading and are actually interested in the characters and world and want to fan splash about it, then I might be drawn into the conversation; otherwise leave me alone. I don't get lonely.
@polk-e-dot8177
@polk-e-dot8177 2 года назад
"you can't make other people uncomfortable by staring at them" "Well seeing as I'm blind, you're absolutely correct. I *can't* make other people uncomfortable by staring at them."
@meh2510
@meh2510 3 месяца назад
"I'm blind, and I am uncomfortable with crazy people harassing me for my eyes being pointed in their general direction, so since I can't do anything about my staring issue, why don't you kick them out instead for being unable to mind their own business."
@morriganlynham9079
@morriganlynham9079 2 года назад
“No one is starving unless they chose not to eat” giving off real let them eat cake energy
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 2 года назад
we need guillotines back
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 2 года назад
@@matheussanthiago9685 True, although she never said that and the while guillotine thing didn't work out quite as planned.
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 2 года назад
@@mrdean2539 got rid of the aristocracy though, which is good
@soroh0062255
@soroh0062255 2 года назад
@@Nerobyrne when did it get rid of the aristocats???
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 2 года назад
@@soroh0062255 last I checked, France is a Republic
@Super_Panda_BS
@Super_Panda_BS 2 года назад
Fun animal fact: Tarantula hawks leave the nastiest bug bites. Don’t let the name fool you-it’s not a spider or a bird. It’s actually a wasp. But this insect leaves one of the most painful bug bites. According to entomologist Justin Schmidt, who created the “Schmidt sting pain index” to measure the severity of bug bites, on a scale of 1 to 4, the tarantula hawk is one of just a few insects that scores a 4.
@fireblast133
@fireblast133 2 года назад
if i recall though they're also one of the least aggressive wasps to humans.
@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil
@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil 2 года назад
There are only 3 insects that have a more painful sting than the Tarantula Hawk: Bullet Ant, Warrior Wasp and Executioner Wasp (Don't know if the wasps names are correct, but from what I remember, those are the names..)
@a_lien
@a_lien 2 года назад
Nice to know
@XavierVB
@XavierVB 2 года назад
@@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil Wasps are just… the demons of the insect world, aren’t they?
@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil
@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil 2 года назад
@@XavierVB Why do you think I made them?
@lavenderhoney3208
@lavenderhoney3208 2 года назад
Just listened to two women in a group arguing over vaccines. One yelled my body my choice and the other yelled ' not anymore b*&$+! 😳
@zipawits
@zipawits 2 года назад
I talked to my doc about getting a vasectomy when I was in my early 20s and was told he no because my future wife might want kids. The discussion ended there.
@BlazingDrag00n
@BlazingDrag00n 2 года назад
Just talk do another doctor. It is your body and it is your choice what to do with it.
@Otterfrosti
@Otterfrosti 4 месяца назад
@@BlazingDrag00n not unless the politicians get involved (america laws suck)
@kyriearashi
@kyriearashi 2 года назад
My 93 year old grandpa went through chemo last year and my aunts and uncle talked him out of getting the vaccine because even though they trusted the doctor’s treatment recommendations for his cancer, they didn’t trust the doctor’s suggestion that he get it because “doctors aren’t always right.” I just announced my pregnancy on Facebook. The next day, I announced I got my booster shot. I rarely use Facebook and only posted it to annoy said aunts and uncles.
@morgannaomi1231
@morgannaomi1231 2 года назад
A great way to piss off people who do NFTs is to say "oh, like digital beanie babies"
@floppybanana8939
@floppybanana8939 2 года назад
“Oh, just like webkinz!!” That’s one of my favs
@morgannaomi1231
@morgannaomi1231 2 года назад
@@floppybanana8939 holy shit, I love that😂
@Techy404
@Techy404 2 года назад
Nah i'm just gonna call them "OnlyFans: stupid people edition"
@w1nterdays
@w1nterdays 2 года назад
@@floppybanana8939 webkinz are too good to be compared to NFTs
@pikachuneoncat6480
@pikachuneoncat6480 2 года назад
@@w1nterdays Heh, webkinz made NFTs.
@TimelessNickel
@TimelessNickel 2 года назад
I like how innocent he is when menopause is never mentioned about the woman who’s monthly stopped…
@Ice-yp4wg
@Ice-yp4wg 2 года назад
Professor Dave has my respect for being a savage and just eviscerating flat earthers, conspiracy theorists and alternative health freaks with cold hard facts and science even though that probably won't stop them. At least it's still fun to watch.
@-Devy-
@-Devy- 2 года назад
Yeah that's the problem with trying to argue with such people, if they were susceptible to facts and logic then there wouldn't have been an argument in the first place.
@MegaSteak757
@MegaSteak757 8 месяцев назад
@@-Devy- Subjective truth is the problem with many of these people - theres no institutions you can prove anything with anymore as base facts, if they like it, they might agree, otherwise you can forget any debate
@TheDJdragonflame
@TheDJdragonflame 2 года назад
14:55 Imagine how mindblown that guy is gonna be when he finds out even condoms aren't 100% safe...
@lisaty5937
@lisaty5937 2 года назад
Exactly. His comparison is in fact absolutely correct - no contraceptive works 100% of the time, but they reduce the risk of getting pregnant significantly, and if you were to combine two of them, e.g. the pill and a condom, the risk is even lower. The fact that he uses a valid comparison for an utterly invalid point makes it twice as moronic.
@weasel7491
@weasel7491 2 года назад
Or that a contraceptive shot IS a thing. I think it lasts 4 months Pills are just the norm, cuz they also can be better for acne/non preg related issues.
@SiffrinISAT
@SiffrinISAT 2 года назад
Exactly like, a lot of people couple up condoms and birth control pills for a fucking reason
@nael-3-
@nael-3- 2 года назад
And then there's lesbians, trust me it's about 100% safe
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 2 года назад
@@lisaty5937 well there is actually. Don't have sex with someone who can get you pregnant.
@len_pheonix141
@len_pheonix141 2 года назад
I once had someone try to explain to me that someone merging onto a highway has the right of way because the person may not have the physical ability to maneuver to check their surroundings. Giving an example of his 80+ yr old mother who can't turn her head well...it sounds like his mother probably shouldn't be driving
@warthog473
@warthog473 2 года назад
Right up there with the elderly women backing a land yacht out of a parking space at the grocery store, all the while looking straight through the windshield, they can't see over the steering wheel or look in the rear view mirror.
@kristinewalberg2938
@kristinewalberg2938 2 года назад
My mom, bless her heart, gave up driving entirely after the city installed a traffic circle. This was probably for the best.
@AponiTheWolf
@AponiTheWolf 2 года назад
Have they never seen the giant yield signs you have to pass to get On and off the highway/freeway???
@AponiTheWolf
@AponiTheWolf 2 года назад
@@kristinewalberg2938 ok, but traffic circles are pure evil and are made to send people with anxiety into an attack. I get panicky in them even when I’m not driving.
@soroh0062255
@soroh0062255 2 года назад
@@AponiTheWolf i prefer the circles to normal crossings, far more efficient. I don't quite get what's so hard about them?
@shachardl5360
@shachardl5360 Год назад
0:18 Best case scenario is she said 18 months instead of 18 weeks by mistake... There are moments that I still have some hope or at least benefit of the doubt for humanity... I mean, "pregnancy brain" is a thing.
@Mosempai
@Mosempai 2 года назад
I remember seeing that CNN bit on the news when I was at work. My boss (he was half deaf) saw it and loudly proclaimed "That's a butt plug!" in front of several customers.
@geodebun813
@geodebun813 2 года назад
As an Australian I would like to point at “we don’t have to mandate people wearing sunscreen and hats in summer” is hilarious, no hat no play would like a word
@milamber319
@milamber319 2 года назад
Also...thats our prime minister.........thats our....Pri...............OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?
@pelic9608
@pelic9608 2 года назад
@@milamber319 You've become the 21st century Germans, with the camps 'n' all. 🤷‍♂️
@milamber319
@milamber319 2 года назад
@@pelic9608 well certainly if you think that our education system has failed. Go back to licking lead paint. Just because it has wheels doesn't mean it's a stuka.
@pelic9608
@pelic9608 2 года назад
@@milamber319 Funny, exactly like that used the Germans in the 20th century ridicule people who spoke out against the Nazis. I'm not saying that it's the exact same, but you are 2 for 2, so far. 👍 Keep watching how this develops. Germans, unlike you Australians and now Canada, won't have these camps. Because the Germans are overly sensitized to it. Powers to be can't afford that outrage. Your governments can implement them, because your history is different and you, just like the Germans 80 years ago, can't fathom that something like this could ever happen to you.
@milamber319
@milamber319 2 года назад
@@pelic9608 the Australian government's have a long long history, supported by the media, of throwing Australians into the meat grinder to make cash. Sometimes economically and not an insignificant number of times with our very lives. Every time they don't act, they cut a corner, they turn a blind eye to safety or polution or water rights fuckery. People lose their homes, their livelihoods and sometimes their lives. Deregulation of safety standard in buildings so the developers can swap out materials to cheap stuff from China so the housing developers can earn an extra buck... Hey if there is a fire it'll only kill a few dozen people but what does the Gov care they get that nice lobby money. And the mainstream media support their buddies endlessly. This COVID shit is just the latest example. Federal government did nothing except what all conservative governments did. Stay calm and keep doing the normal stuff. Make sure you all keep going to work and spending money and if a few of you plebs die it's fine because I am not losing my bonus. Conservative media on the same line "it's not bad! Anyone who says so is lying and trying to control you! Keep spending money and going to work and don't listen to the authorities unless its me because despite the fact we are the largest media conglomerate in the world and control as much of the messaging as we can...we are on your side! Go and die for the economy plebs. And while your at it anything any government or person not in my pocket is a nazi..." Meanwhile, when forced to do something because the people didn't buy the die for my profits line the federal government actually did something....yay money to keep things afloat... except for any institute that might make the population smarter can't have that...but my buddy over there he's a good corporate friend I'll send him millions of dollars even though he doesnt need it. No expectations of paying it back of course. This shit goes on and on and on. They have you spending your life for their profit and calling it freedom because you don't look past the end of your nose. Anything that doesn't make them cash or keep them in control is somehow nazi communism...somehow...its got wheel so it must be a stuka. But just like everything else they do. It's freedom out one side of the mouth and in the background they are selling your country and its resources from underneath you for cents while they make dollars and funneling the tax you spend into corporations while convincing you any attempt to slow the process down to save a life here or there is evil. And any change to adjust the current order... Whistleblowers getting sued or charged with crimes. media ignores it. Journalists getting sued by politicians for telling the truth. And at every turn they write in laws make it easier to identify and prosecute anyone who might speak out of line. And yet....nope. it's trying to save lives that's the evil shit. Follwoing evidence, can't have that. Tell them they are nazi death camps it'll keep them busy for a while. Next thing you know if people start thinking they might realise what's going on and do something about it.
@tris5602
@tris5602 2 года назад
Hear me out: the company requiring unvaccinated people to work in person might actually be geniuses. I hate getting shots, but I'd get one a week if it meant I could work from home.
@thelotusking9901
@thelotusking9901 2 года назад
woah. that's some 3rd dimensional chess right there.
@KittenJune96
@KittenJune96 2 года назад
My uncle explain it the way that unvaccinated people are not afraid of COVID so they are not afraid to work in the office. So NO WORRIES = WORK BIATCH 😷🤧
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 2 года назад
Clever but, still incredibly irresponsible unless they're mandating masks.
@ilikedarknes3351
@ilikedarknes3351 2 года назад
@@KittenJune96 Yeah I don't think specifically antivaxx people are afraid of covid (I say specifically antivaxx because some people might not be able to get vaccinated for some reason) especially antivaxx and anti mask people, at this point I'm just thinking they're pro covid *stares intensely at my mother* So stop being pro covid and let me get vaccinated b*tch but i think my mom is more scared of the vaccine than covid it self-
@theneet9528
@theneet9528 2 года назад
🤯🤯🤯
@Oracios
@Oracios 2 года назад
Honestly, if I was the blind gentleman being confronted by the lady and the manager, my go to would probably be something like, "Oh, so your company discriminates against those wuth disabilities? Interesting..." Either that manager's tune changes real fast, or you could pretty easily get him fired.
@DenniMochi
@DenniMochi 2 года назад
I really just love how Click knows everything about anything. Like his education is very high. He can confidently correct people who are confidently incorrect (this supposed to be funny but it was not, still keeping it tho)
@MrDeathpilot
@MrDeathpilot 2 года назад
"I really just love how Click knows everything about anything." He only states what should be common knowledge. If you're actually learning stuff from him, you may be an idiot.
@babowasalwayshere
@babowasalwayshere 2 года назад
Part of growing up is learning there *will* be times you are wrong about something. What separates you from immature people who've learned nothing is how you handle finding out you're wrong. An immature person would double down and stick to their guns, but someone who's mature would admit they were wrong, learn from their mistakes and become a better and smarter person for it.
@PestilentAllosaurus
@PestilentAllosaurus 2 года назад
Wonderful comment! It makes me glad my mom taught me right like that as she (like grandma) are extraordinary stubborn people. Mom learned from her mother's mistakes of refusing to learn and continue hurt herself or others out of pride. In turn she taught me and my brother always feel and know it's okay to be wrong; instead calling it a "learning lesson. That even grown-ups make a lot of the times." Etc. Because of her I'm thankful. Also unrelated but nice username/name.
@babowasalwayshere
@babowasalwayshere 2 года назад
@@PestilentAllosaurus I'm glad you had a good role model to look up to like that! It can be rough not having many readily available trustworthy role models in your life so it always warms my heart seeing others able to have that. And thank you! The name was given to me by a Finnish friend, and it's actually the Finnish version of Alex. She suggested it since I kept getting confused thinking people were calling my name when they weren't (as Alex is a fairly popular name, lol).
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 2 года назад
Consider this in conjunction with your statement: We regularly elect people who act immaturely to represent us to the world. Very often, we re-elect them even after they do this. This is true in every country that has elections. Do with this what thou wilt.
@babowasalwayshere
@babowasalwayshere 2 года назад
@@mrdean2539 I've got mixed feelings about that. It is true a good majority of us have repeatedly commit the same mistakes in some cases, but when it comes to official elections and such I feel there's significantly more at play than simply our own decisions. (Take for instance in the case of the USA, electoral colleges... because apparently people are "too stupid" or uneducated to know what they want even if they do.) Don't get me wrong, I share your frustrations about representatives and I do think there are way too many willfully stupid people as seen in the recent years, but I think there may be less than we may get the impression of to begin with.
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 2 года назад
@@babowasalwayshere Thank you for proving you belong in the video.
@bodan1196
@bodan1196 2 года назад
Oh God... BelleDelphine sold her bath water. Now Click is planning to sell his bath-mangos. What a world, what a world.
@Retro_Red
@Retro_Red 2 года назад
At least with The Click you actually get what you paid for.
@barrylangille3523
@barrylangille3523 2 года назад
All I want is a vid of Click frolicking with the Mangoes...
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 2 года назад
@@barrylangille3523 we're probably gonna get it
@kirstygunn9149
@kirstygunn9149 2 года назад
At least there isn't ay risk of catching an std from clicks frolicking mangos
@theeccentriclime8834
@theeccentriclime8834 2 года назад
the only thing i can try to rationalize the "18 month one" is maybe one part of her wanted to say 18 weeks and the other part wanted to say 4 months.
@miirami5761
@miirami5761 2 года назад
Let me just describe this channel in one sentence: Swedish men, who claims to own hell as free real estate, singlehandedly keeps restoring faith in humanity with his talk” :)
@somespirit2511
@somespirit2511 5 месяцев назад
*man
@HedgehogAdventurer
@HedgehogAdventurer 18 дней назад
@@somespirit2511no they have multiple clicks and replace it when he sees furry content
@Asher_Elliott
@Asher_Elliott 2 года назад
"I am a sick man, and I am embracing it," Words I will live by
@twojstarypijany3182
@twojstarypijany3182 2 года назад
That's a wierd flag of Kaserreich you got on your profile pic fam /s
@apocalyptapig6088
@apocalyptapig6088 2 года назад
so what's your role for when we invade denmark, comrade?
@Asher_Elliott
@Asher_Elliott 2 года назад
@@apocalyptapig6088 working on our ration supplies, must make sure we have enough garlic bread for the invasion
@pietrob.9329
@pietrob.9329 2 года назад
Well it's turn for the vaccinated people to yell: "I have the right to do whatever I want".
@kimhohlmayer7018
@kimhohlmayer7018 2 года назад
I’m ready to yell that! Due for my booster soon.
@ruahoneybadger5828
@ruahoneybadger5828 2 года назад
dayum i should do that lol somebody call me sperg because i against that person view in vaccine like dayum....
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 2 года назад
@@ruahoneybadger5828 Implication: This person wants all the mentally disabled people dead.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 2 года назад
@@ruahoneybadger5828 I *really* hate it when people use autism, or variations of it, as an insult. I'm an aspie, and there are aspects of it that I'm quite fond of. Yes, it makes life in a world designed by and for neurotypicals more difficult, but I wouldn't trade it away, either.
@Rhaenarys
@Rhaenarys 2 года назад
Personally, I look at it more as a safety announcement. Thanks for letting me know your establishment is more than likely riddled with germs! I'll know where to avoid.
@linuxretrogamer
@linuxretrogamer 2 года назад
If you meet someone who says they are an astrophysist always give em your star sign. That wasn't confidently incorrect. It's a comedy gold correct response.
@elizabethbertucci9313
@elizabethbertucci9313 9 месяцев назад
My sister is a paramedic and yes, they still have to yield at red lights to make sure traffic is stopped. They can’t just blow through them, assuming everyone sees and hears the lights and sirens. Yes, emergency vehicles with lights and sirens have the right of way, but they still must be extremely careful.
@ninalehman9054
@ninalehman9054 2 года назад
The “I’m an astrophysicist,” “I’m a Gemini” gave me my minimum daily dose of laughter only 6 minutes in. 🤣😂🤣 A woman in her 40s misses her period for several months and instead of thinking “premenopause” she decides that it is a reaction to a vaccine she never took! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 2 года назад
I just got my booster shot yesterday, and now it's snowing. Coincidence? I think not. Also, the government uses dental fillings to convince us mole men don't exist.
@mizquitl
@mizquitl 2 года назад
@@tsarfox3462 I recommend you to listen to "Can God Fill Teeth" by LARD. It sums up our current world quite nicely
@endTHEhegemony_Today
@endTHEhegemony_Today 2 года назад
🙈 Fo real
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 Год назад
For that second woman, I guess there's a part that wants to ignore the "I'm getting old" reason.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan Год назад
Apparently the astrophysicist/astrology bit was an edit specifically to make her look the fool. Reality shows… _really_ need a different name for their genre, past a certain point.
@gabrielevirs6603
@gabrielevirs6603 2 года назад
I really appreciate that one person who said they would never use they/them pronouns while actively using them in the same paragraph
@lorifiedler13
@lorifiedler13 2 года назад
Well, to be fair, he didn't look blind. /s
@bayzaranya
@bayzaranya Год назад
“Only unvaxxed people in my store!” 3 years later, after shutting down: “well, just goes to show how many sheep were in the world.” Literally anyone else: “Yea, no. You screamed at everyone who walked in, sometimes baa-ing at them, even the clientele you were aimed at.” Shopkeep: “Sheeple.”
@BlueFlameVampire
@BlueFlameVampire 2 года назад
26:40 Something similar happened to a friend of mine. She's 24 and got her second child last year. After giving birth she asked to have her tubes tied (because then it's for free) and the doctor's refused saying that in the future she might want a third kid. Now if she wants to get the tubes tied she'll have to pay for it. And she is sure that she has enough with two kids.
@VictorianSnailGod
@VictorianSnailGod 2 года назад
I like that he took a minute to show us his insanity before he did his intro
@Curvedalpha
@Curvedalpha 2 года назад
Same
@infiniteshay8660
@infiniteshay8660 2 года назад
That televangelist is the most evil person in existence. He thinks being around common people is beneath him because they are full of demons which is why he thinks it's okay to buy those jets with church funds.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 2 года назад
It is as the good lord teaches us. Hate the sinner not the sin. Be awful to others and expect to be worshiped. Spend obscene amounts of money on absurd decadence while those less fortunate suffer. Above all else be prideful and always think you are superior to others. For it is your duty to act like you're morally superior to non-believers and not try to save them.
@parkb5320
@parkb5320 2 года назад
17:29 I love how she says that she will never refer to someone as a “they” and then goes on to say “…when it tells them something they don’t like.” She just referred to a person as both theta d them,
@Someone-dv7hw
@Someone-dv7hw Год назад
I can imagine though that the astronauts argument thing originally wasn't about sex but rather about ruling out any chance no matter how slim of getting pregnant.
@Phoenix-np1iu
@Phoenix-np1iu 2 года назад
Idk how much my family was affected by the holocaust, but when I see people comparing the covid safety stuff to the holocaust I feel genuinely sick
@anonymouspotato1022
@anonymouspotato1022 2 года назад
As someone with a family tree of pretty much only Jewish and polish people so do I
@franl155
@franl155 2 года назад
As far as I'm aware I have no Jewish antecedents, but it majorly pisses me off, too. Like the worst that the Jews suffered was being denied access to shops? Or that the Jews had a choice in what happened to them?
@Divig
@Divig 2 года назад
As someone whos family was not affected at all, I also feel genuinely sick. To compare anything to the holocaust but torture and genocide (note the "and", not "or") is disgusting.
@jewels3400
@jewels3400 2 года назад
Sometimes I forget that the holocaust was literally our great grandparents. It's really awful that people would use that event so selfishly, when people are absolutely still effected by it. It's sick.
@Phoenix-np1iu
@Phoenix-np1iu 2 года назад
@@jewels3400 yeah my dad's side of the family is from poland but they came to america quite a while ago so I would only have quite distant relatives there
@aruemon3086
@aruemon3086 2 года назад
Fun fact! Lions are only successful in their hunts around 30% of the time, and that is a group effort! Individually, the success rate is a little under 20%!
@LadyNikitaShark
@LadyNikitaShark 2 года назад
Also, it's usually the lionessess that hunt for food for the pride, not the lions
@tidepodpadthai2633
@tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад
There's also a cat called the black footed cat that has a success rate of I think 60%, and it looks like a little housecat So the best hunters are tiny and adorable, apparently. The moral is if you'd like to be a great hunter, be small and cute
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 года назад
Which lions? There's a wide variety of lions.
@aruemon3086
@aruemon3086 2 года назад
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla African lions, though a fun fact is that solo lion’s success rate increases to around the same as a group when done at night!
@heyho4770
@heyho4770 2 года назад
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Dragonflys laugh about this. Their hunting success rate is 95%.
@cessnaace
@cessnaace 2 года назад
I saw an episode of the game show "Match Game '75" where the host asked a contestant if she was married. She said (paraphrasing) "no, but I fool around a lot" The audience laughed and the male panelists asked her to write down her phone number," which made the audience laugh more. :)
@Death_Themself
@Death_Themself 2 года назад
28:31 Rabbits will actually try to mate with ANY other rabbit, not just of the opposite sex. I would know, I've had seven rabbits in my life so far. Damn you Jules /j
@esbenm2715
@esbenm2715 Год назад
Or a rabbit plushie, or any other vaguely rabbit shaped thing.
@cyanidesmile7263
@cyanidesmile7263 2 года назад
The one about the blind man being accused of staring had me screaming "how the 🤬 would he be doing that?!" out loud.
@willowscottling
@willowscottling 2 года назад
Well, he has eyes, doesn't he? /s
@invisibleink2759
@invisibleink2759 2 года назад
I will like to ask them¿What they think being blind means?
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
.... What do they think BLIND means??? I've had the opposite. "I know you're deaf but could you listen???" ~blank stare~ That or they just straight up don't know what Hard of Hearing (OK, fine, better than telling them Bilaterally deaf anyway because that sounds massively complicated) or deaf mean. How do you at least not know the MOST BASIC 'DEAF' word????
@pelic9608
@pelic9608 2 года назад
Is he actually blind? I mean, do blind people do this confused looking to the side thing that he does there? That's a bit odd. 🤔
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
@@pelic9608 I imagine they do. I do it without thinking. It's just a reaction. Or maybe he went blind later so he learned all these expressions as a child? I'm well aware not everybody is born disabled so lucky them get to cheat the system and learn how to human before it bugs off XD
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 2 года назад
The reason he gave for needing private jets is that he considers the common riffraff on commercial flights to be demons and he doesn't want to fly with demons.
@Persholm1
@Persholm1 2 года назад
Isn't that consistant?
@franl155
@franl155 2 года назад
but he can still only fly in one at a time, so why a "fleet" of them?
@Rein_
@Rein_ 2 года назад
@@franl155 he needed a better one to have less stops inbetween when he has to travel far. and ofcoure jesus wanted him to have another plane
@warthog473
@warthog473 2 года назад
There will be plenty of those where he's going when he dies. He's a complete fake and you don't lie to God.
@ClownHoundII
@ClownHoundII 2 года назад
Stewardess: Peanuts or pretzels sir? That guy: Demon!! Demon witch on the plane! I need my own holy Jesus plane!
@darabounds6671
@darabounds6671 2 года назад
If my child deliberately lied like that and ruined my life, I would put the child into foster care system. Honestly, I don't think I could handle that kind of shock to my system and bring myself to take care of the one who caused the pain. I can't trust that I wouldn't become a monster.
@Renegade-re4vs
@Renegade-re4vs 2 года назад
At 24:00 that tik tok with the girl who was saying you were born 12 years ago? She made a mistake in saying "how old would you be today", the joke was that if you were BORN 12 years ago, you were 0 years old cuz you were just born, and we're talking about how old you were then, but she accidentally said "how old would you be today"? And in which case the guy was right in saying 12
@ArielVHarloff
@ArielVHarloff 2 года назад
The politician caught fleeing an otgy was also not all that clothed and tried to climb down a rain pipe like in a bad movie XD its the best story honestly XD
@just1luckyguy229
@just1luckyguy229 2 года назад
Also, there was another "crhisthian" politican caught on an "orgy jacht" in a relative short time after
@ArielVHarloff
@ArielVHarloff 2 года назад
@@just1luckyguy229 Nice! XD I didn't hear about that one XD
@ak5659
@ak5659 2 года назад
This kind of thing is so common in the US that most of us just assume that any guy who feels he needs to loudly and publicly be anti-gay to establish his straight credentials ...must be gay himself.
@midnight8341
@midnight8341 2 года назад
Wasn't it also that he really just tried to climb down, but then he couldn't do it, so he was stuck half-naked out on the fassade while the police crashed the party and one of them saw him hanging outside? But then he didn't want to come in (because then they would realize who he was!), so they had to get him down themselves, making the situation just 100times funnier.
@ArielVHarloff
@ArielVHarloff 2 года назад
@@midnight8341 Jupp I forgot about him getting stuck XD
@duskzehedgie3840
@duskzehedgie3840 2 года назад
Ugh, we used to watch that televangelist when I was a kid, and he had a few okay things to say, but he's gone so far off the deep end I can't even. I lost all respect for him after realizing, after most of his messages are "don't go into debt- don't buy if you can't afford it" the way he and his wife managed to afford their first apartment was by making one of *her siblings* sign for the apartment instead. And then they paid them. Like that makes any sense whatsoever. 🤦‍♀️
@chaichapstick
@chaichapstick 2 года назад
@3:15 my wife has banned me from showing her this bit bcuz everytime she hears "but thats to catch the JEEsus with" she starts laughing so hard she coughs up a lung
@Wowiexist04251
@Wowiexist04251 11 дней назад
W wife
@ordinarypigeon6918
@ordinarypigeon6918 2 года назад
There was definitely interbreeding with neanderthals, but the main reason they likely died out is because we were better equipped to handle winter and unlocked ranged combat a lot earlier. We were better hunters and wouldn't die from the cold as quickly as they did. We also lived in environments that were harder to farm on which ended with us just being a lot smarter. Most ancient civilisations originated in harsh environments.
@patrickhandley627
@patrickhandley627 2 года назад
The number of times that a quick google search could have saved people from showing the internet how stupid they were.
@Falconifan
@Falconifan 2 года назад
Re: Christmas lights. A guy returned some lights to my store as defective because they were shocking him as he put them up (they were plugged in for some reason). We looked a little later and saw multiple staple holes THROUGH the wire. Of course the guy was already gone so we couldn't warn him not to do it again to the new ones.
@user-rz2iz4qh4r
@user-rz2iz4qh4r 2 года назад
0:56 lmfao I gotta respect that instead of getting embarrassed and deleting the tweet she had the confidence to double down before googling it.
@e.pluribusunum7916
@e.pluribusunum7916 2 года назад
I can't stop thinking about the blind guy. That was so bizarre! Good on him for laughing at it but jesus...how dumb do you have to be to accuse a blind person of staring?
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 2 года назад
21:46 Good catch on poisonous vs. venomous, but I think it was referring to scorpions as insects, when they are in fact arachnids.
@brentschellekens4151
@brentschellekens4151 2 года назад
I knew a guy who rigged his breaker, I'm saying "knew" because his electricity web caught fire somewhere and he died in the fire. That's exactly what your breaker prevents, please keep your hands off your breaker :)
@EyMannMachHin
@EyMannMachHin 2 года назад
Sometimes the breakers are just getting old. I got a Microwave only on the late 1990s and since I installed that, the breaker for the kitchen used to go off every other or third time I used the microwave. Funnily that got better once I installed electric shades and had the breakerbox redone in 2010 or so ;)
@cathipalmer8217
@cathipalmer8217 2 года назад
Don't be silly, breakers are just the government trying to control your electricity. Freedom!
@Draygarth
@Draygarth 2 года назад
If the symptom is "Nausea" then the diagnosis should technically be nauseated. By writing the diagnosis as "Nauseous" he basically just called you gross.🤣
@anyanP
@anyanP 2 года назад
To be honest, “18 month” one is probably just brain mixing up “18 weeks” and “6 month” when forming the sentence and the author of it not re-reading/catching up the mistake. When your brain forms, like, seven different variation of the same sentence and refuses to be consistent with it, stuff like this tends to come out.
@jasmynhoover5815
@jasmynhoover5815 Год назад
Or made a typo and accidentally put the 1
@aripinkberry1810
@aripinkberry1810 2 года назад
I am also blind, and let me tell you that being confronted for some thing like staring at someone is one of my biggest fears. The worst part is unlike the other guy, I don’t just stare off into space I don’t have control of my eye movement. I think I didn’t start worrying about things like these until someone asked me how I slept after I told them I was blind.
@Lostflightwarriorcats
@Lostflightwarriorcats Год назад
They asked you how you SLEPT? I'm sorry if this sounds insensitive, but is it easier without light sensitivity getting in the way?
@aripinkberry1810
@aripinkberry1810 Год назад
@@Lostflightwarriorcats it’s not insensitive, and yes it is. The sun could be in my face and I’ll still go to sleep.
@Lostflightwarriorcats
@Lostflightwarriorcats 10 месяцев назад
@@aripinkberry1810 okay. I was just making sure since sometimes things I say/type come off bad
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 9 дней назад
Wow. I'm not blind, but I am chronically ill and I've gotten so much dumb stuff said to me that I just can't comprehend either. Including someone in a store who got a manager to "force you to turn down your ridiculously loud music that's so loud I can't think". He said he couldn't hear it but could ask me to if it was bothering her so much. Yeah, it got real awkward when I took off my passive noise cancelling ear defenders and said "How? I already told her they don't produce sound". Then she demanded I be kicked out for mocking her.
@ABtheButterfly
@ABtheButterfly 2 года назад
20:25 the lady said she was 45 so she's probably going through menopause
@blitzwinters5687
@blitzwinters5687 2 года назад
I once had someone argue with me that 'can not' is incorrect; they insisted that it's 'cannot'. When I told them that both 'can't' and 'cannot' are contractions of 'can not', they told me my English teachers failed me. They even continued to stick to their guns when I decided to fish up several dictionary definitions just for fun, all of which said that 'cannot' is a contraction of 'can not'.
@JDFiv
@JDFiv 2 года назад
I'm glad to see that you're making real money now while doing the things you love. I remember you from a long time back when you were a different man that shared my passion today. You're probably one of the reasons why I got to the point of studying computer hardware and being dedicated to the gaming industry department. I will always remember the time I spent watching your videos, Mr. Crazyshootin ;). Wish you the best in your journey!
@IEmToaster1321
@IEmToaster1321 2 года назад
The more I hear of these "conspiracies" the more I think some people were just sleeping through science class.
@theoneandonii
@theoneandonii 2 года назад
As someone who doesnt pay attention and is currently failing a science class, i just want to say that its not likely that they even took science classes cuz even i know most of those "conspiracies" are wrong
@IEmToaster1321
@IEmToaster1321 2 года назад
@@theoneandonii you are right
@shirothefish9688
@shirothefish9688 2 года назад
@@theoneandonii Agreed As someone who slept through high school science classes constantly, these people never signed up for science class to begin with.
@azulpargal
@azulpargal 2 года назад
Nah, they pay attention to the class, they don't understand it and they blame it on the theories. It must be wrong and non-sense. That must be the reason why they don't get it... Therefore, there most be another explanation that makes "sense" and they think they are soooo clever for "figuring it out" when they find these conspiracies.
@Gothymothmoth
@Gothymothmoth 2 года назад
my mum was homeschooled and I think that is why she's an antivaxxer... didn't have science class, or good home education programs then
@ellifahlen7856
@ellifahlen7856 2 года назад
If getting vaccines classifies me as a junkie, I'll gladly call myself a junkie.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 года назад
If the vaccine makes me gay then I'll be gladly lesbian
@wm9482
@wm9482 2 года назад
Wait until that person finds out about smokable H. We'll have to make vaccine vapes just to keep up the charade
@wm9482
@wm9482 2 года назад
@Kathryn Elizabeth I always forget about sortable H.
@antonyduhamel1166
@antonyduhamel1166 2 года назад
If using a needle made you a junkie, 95% of us would be junkies from 4 years old, when we got our first VACCINES.
@soroh0062255
@soroh0062255 2 года назад
I've been a junkie since i was a few months old!!
@ninodino8040
@ninodino8040 Год назад
My mother is convinced masks are dangerous (not enough oxygen, you breathe in your own air, you breathe in particles from the mask that are toxic/dangerous what ever take your pick) but still smokes multiple cigarettes every day. She also screams at every person that choses to wear a mask and calls them stupid for "damaging their lungs/body".
@xxxAyereaxxx
@xxxAyereaxxx 2 года назад
Ngl, your short "yeeeey!" Intro is reason enough alone to subscribe. First time I heard it I instantly liked you. Now bingeing your vids.
@FwooshEye
@FwooshEye 2 года назад
"tHeY iS pLurAl nOT siNgULAr" ... Singular *They* have been dated back to (at least) as early as 1375 in a medieval romance called "William and the Werewolf", and it was frequently used in the works of William Shakespeare (you know, the guy who's lived 1564 - 1616 and is pretty much seen as an English literary master). Singular *You*, however, was dedicated an **entire book** mocking it's users in 1660 calling them idiots. But yeah, it's totally the Singular They that's new here. Yup. /s
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 2 года назад
Singular 'they' is only used when you do not know the identity/gender of the person you are referring to when talking to a someone else. As for the singular 'you', you do know that that was a Quaker that thought that replacing thee and thou with you was stupid, right?
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 9 дней назад
​@@mrdean2539 singular they can be used for known people. Because it is a valid singular pronoun that can be used by literally anyone.
@mrdean2539
@mrdean2539 9 дней назад
@@waffles3629 No, it can't. "Dr. Williams just called me." "Oh. What did they say?" Acceptable "James just called me." "What did they want?" Unacceptable Sorry that basic grammar seems to be beyond you.
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 8 дней назад
@@mrdean2539 there is absolutely nothing wrong with "What did they want?". Sorry, but all the major dictionaries disagree with you, seems like basic grammar is something you actively refuse to learn. I use singular they for known person's all the time with no issues or confusion. Hopefully you'll be able to learn grammar soon.
@vladspellbinder
@vladspellbinder 2 года назад
A lot of the problems in the world boil down to "People are inconsiderate to other people". Thanks for the video Click.
@trafionathebigenderfriend1127
@trafionathebigenderfriend1127 2 года назад
I love Professor Dave Explains! I really recommend his series where he's decimating flat-earthers not just with science, but with pure, undeniable, everyday facts (like, you can just walk out your home, look up at the sky and see them)
@juliacandland5281
@juliacandland5281 2 года назад
Just discovered this channel. Have really been enjoying your videos! And being a teacher for over 30 years I appreciate you actually taking time to explain things to others! Gold star! Keep up the amazing and hilarious work!
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 2 года назад
@11:15 - The term "junkie" actually describes an addict which lowers himself to literally searching junk for stuff which might be resellable. The term got coined during the great opium epidemic of the late 1800s for people spending their life in opium dens, leaving only to get money. So no, the term "junkie" has nothing to do with needles in particular - it simply describes a severe addict. Not all junkies are using needles, and those who do don't like needles any more or less than other people. Finally one should mention that someone who takes a substance every 6 months doesn't meet the definition of a junkie, even if it is a hard drug. But nothing of it has anything to do with vaccination whatsoever! 🤣
@rainbowprism6242
@rainbowprism6242 2 года назад
I wonder if horse paste has addictive properties.
@FabricFool
@FabricFool 2 года назад
According to the clip, then, diabetics are also junkies. Stupid is as stupid posts, amirite?
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 2 года назад
@@FabricFool Absolutly right!
@theKRB93
@theKRB93 2 года назад
The searching for resellable junk makes complete sense and fully aligns with my experience as a recovering addict, but I had no idea that's where the term originated haha. Thanks for that little nugget of knowledge
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 2 года назад
@@theKRB93 Congratiulations for your recovery! It's not easy, but it's worth the effort. We won't stop to be addicts, but we can regain control. The only thing we should never forget is that stumbling isn't a fail nor a shame - most sober addicts experienced it, and the only important thing is to get up again. Stay strong and sober - and best greetings from Berlin! 🤘
@oakenshadow6763
@oakenshadow6763 2 года назад
Thank you making these videos. I lost my 17 year old cat today, and this really helped. Please give Simba a scritches for me.
@koolcat6320
@koolcat6320 2 года назад
I am sorry for your loss, mate
@SusanOnTVShows
@SusanOnTVShows 2 года назад
sorry for your loss *hugs*
@lisaspikes4291
@lisaspikes4291 2 года назад
I’m so sorry. Losing a pet (I hate to call them that!) is very rough. I lost my dog last February, so I understand. They’re family. We love them like they are our children.
@SusanOnTVShows
@SusanOnTVShows 2 года назад
@@lisaspikes4291 You are right,, they aren't pets. I mostly hear them called "fur babies"
@isabellecasier5702
@isabellecasier5702 2 года назад
🌈😼
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 8 месяцев назад
A small, nervous woman once railed at me for standing too near to her in the grocery store. She was on the phone ... and blocking me from the shelf. Mmph.
@ashlingemberstone3913
@ashlingemberstone3913 3 месяца назад
13:59 y’know whats stupid about that? Aussie schools have a “no hat, no play” rule… you need a full brim hat to go outside, no caps are allowed, even if its cloudy. I know this first hand, i used to be dragged inside for not wearing a hat (my school also got upset when i just stayed in the hallway instead of going outside, the canteen was way too crowded and gross for my autistic ass. I got in trouble by yard duty people so many times, one teacher wouldn’t let me go outside cuz she thought it was too cold, so she dragged me to lost and found to get SOMEONE ELSE’S jacket because she was still cold in her 4 layers) And this is a news thing IN SYDNEY, I KNOW THEY HAVE THE RULE THERE TOO, IF A SCHOOL HAS A UNIFORM THEY HAVE A SCHOOL HAT WITH A WIDE ASS BRIM, NO UNIFORM? GET ONE FROM HOME OR BE BERATED BY A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN ON AND OFF FOR AN HOUR WHILE SHE DOES NOTHING BUT DRAG YOU AROUND WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING SHIT sorry that got a bit heated, i like ranting about chaotic school shit
@VivaLaDog926
@VivaLaDog926 2 года назад
describing The Click in a few words: funny, wholesome, dad jokes, dad jokes, dad jokes, dad jokes, dad jokes, and most importantly, funny dad jokes
@communadog7874
@communadog7874 2 года назад
Forgot furry
@lucasgachalife0
@lucasgachalife0 2 года назад
@@communadog7874 I was gonna say the same lol
@vanish2884
@vanish2884 2 года назад
I love how this implies that 5 out of 6 of his dad jokes are not funny
@kochany5
@kochany5 2 года назад
dont forget mango plug x4
@FallenKitty
@FallenKitty 2 года назад
I love what he said towards the end. About the bunny thing lol. I've been told multiple times I won't keep a guy unless I do naughties with him, so hearing from a guy that isn't true is nice.
@lisaspikes4291
@lisaspikes4291 2 года назад
But…why would you want to keep a guy who insisted you should have sex with him, totally ignoring your feelings? I wouldn’t. Find a guy who loves you the way you are! And respects you! Then, when eventually you do have sex, it will be consensual. And great!
@LucretiaPearl
@LucretiaPearl 2 года назад
I 2nd what Lisa said. Also, some people are Asexual & don't care about sex, so if you were, a romantic interest who also doesn't care about sex is a valid options instead of going for a creep who pressures someone into sex.
@FallenKitty
@FallenKitty 2 года назад
@@lisaspikes4291 lol yeah. They dont have a reply to that or when I ask why I have to when I dont want to. Just nice hearing a guy say its not true lol.
@luisaramos6862
@luisaramos6862 2 года назад
yeah, it's not true at all. You're absolutely entitled to your decision on when and with whom to engage in sexual activities. Bodily autonomy means just that! some have twisted it to say that if you're a free woman you can, should and will sleep with every man you encounter but it's not the case. It simply means that you get to decide, so good for you for sticking to what you believe in.
@BlazingDrag00n
@BlazingDrag00n 2 года назад
just have to find one who doesn't care too much about sex. They are very rare, so good luck. BUT they DO exist. It is not just a myth.
@rachelppython
@rachelppython 2 года назад
Just gonna mention that it made me really happy when I got a language learning app ad, but they had sign language as the demonstrated language. It's super cool to see!
@proja764
@proja764 13 дней назад
23:36 I was so shocked when I realized what's happening. The girl was asking "How old would you be 12 years ago if you were born 12 years ago" So she would be right if she would asked the question differently but actually the boy was correct because he understood the question as it changed.
@accidentalgoddess
@accidentalgoddess 2 года назад
As someone who has lived years with coyotes near...the really horrifying bit about the shelter cats being eaten by the coyotes is that coyotes tend not to eat the heads when they prey on cats. My sister had a pack move in near where she was some years back and the next several weeks their neighborhood not only lost several outdoor cats, but the residents kept finding the disembodied heads of their dead pet cats all over the place. That poor daughter...
@genesisofthebetween
@genesisofthebetween Год назад
oh dear god.
@ferretqueen2908
@ferretqueen2908 6 месяцев назад
Omg if that happened to my kitties I would die, mine are all indoor kitties
@nikkia9506
@nikkia9506 2 года назад
Mango is an Analogue NFT: a real, touchable, non-digital, Analogue NFT.
@foureyesisafish7968
@foureyesisafish7968 9 месяцев назад
24:13 she says 0 because everyone's 0 when they're born.
@nightshade6146
@nightshade6146 2 года назад
13:20 I think at that point you can sue them
@jamielarsen3749
@jamielarsen3749 2 года назад
The moon one got to me. My husband is a US forester. Imma go home and just ask him if he can change the orbit of the moon now.
@franl155
@franl155 2 года назад
I don't get how changing the moon's orbit is supposed to help the forests in any way. ps lol please post his answer!
@pengus516
@pengus516 2 года назад
Take your ticket of the first minute arrival here
@MarcosLand
@MarcosLand 2 года назад
Thanks fellow human
@coolgamer3646
@coolgamer3646 2 года назад
@@MarcosLand Fall into the uncanny Valley.
@derp24lordz
@derp24lordz 2 года назад
Tanks hooman of which I do not know
@Sad-xd4jw
@Sad-xd4jw 2 года назад
Ty
@alantubman3515
@alantubman3515 2 года назад
I’ll take it gladly, thanks
@wolfiadarkangel
@wolfiadarkangel 2 года назад
20:30 She's crazy! She's seriously complaining about *NOT* being on her period!! Wtf!!
@andytheguitarist472
@andytheguitarist472 2 года назад
Click speaks English so nice, trained and just beautiful. He sounds intelligent and nice to listen to ... And my inner monologue is ONLY clicks insane swedish accent and have evolved to use the clicks censored words like poo, self naughtys, doing the unaliving etc.
@Foxy_Lightning
@Foxy_Lightning 2 года назад
A human turning into a land shark? How about stopping the process in the middle and become a shark anthro? That sounds like a life goal
@thelotusking9901
@thelotusking9901 2 года назад
Guys I found the furry
@MissRandomNomad0o
@MissRandomNomad0o 2 года назад
@@thelotusking9901 It's Click you're not going to have a hard time finding furries.
@Foxy_Lightning
@Foxy_Lightning 2 года назад
@@thelotusking9901 true
@Foxy_Lightning
@Foxy_Lightning 2 года назад
@@MissRandomNomad0o also true XD
@SnepBlepVR
@SnepBlepVR 2 года назад
The craziest thing about that “if youre a real man pay this bill” is if you look closer it says “to be split 6 ways.”
@elizabethgutierrez7011
@elizabethgutierrez7011 2 года назад
I got Covid yesterday and I’ve been binge watching your videos like every hour cause I keep falling asleep. Love your videos, they’re the only thing that I want to watch rn and the only thing keeping me entertained while I die in my bed, keep up the good work Click! 😁
@Yuruble
@Yuruble 2 года назад
27:30 - My dad is a civil engineer and this pisses him off so badly. People on comittes and working in departments who have never been to school for the committee/department they belong to and have no prior knowledge. But they bully the people with the knowledge out and put in people who know nothing about it.
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