/r/BoneAppleTea [Ft. CallMeCarson] 

Britain

@@thekingwhostitches brintain

Yeast India trading coompany

Braintan

best comment 2020

i'm in two states of Missouri

You shouldn't tell people where you live on the in her net

C0ND4WG Hey man me too

ain't that a flatsound album

constant state of ohio

What does conol mean

@Robert Holder 25 like this? ->🐔🐓

@@bawicz0 If you're asking what "colon" means, it's an organ inside of your body. The posts they were reading meant to say "cologne," which is a spray-on thing to make you smell nice. It's like perfume for men.

@Robert Holder 25 That's colonel. Yes, pronounced "kernel." It's a very high rank in the many militaries, like the US military, just under General.

@@cheezkid2689 ok then i like colonen

IKR 😭😭

I know!!! :'(

F

SAME SBXHSVVSVR 🐭

@Jenna Martin Carson when he was 19 exchanged nudes with a 17 year old, and some snowflakes think that is bad enough to cancel him even though the age of consent in their state is 16...

I have a theory that people aren't liking this because they don't realize it's ironic. But I have a fear that it isn't ironic.

😩👌

'Calming Arson'

@Drogon im dumb asf

Ah yes, the relaxing sounds of a burning building

Fem did you mean sooth ouse

Actually get it right, it's meth house

I think you mean Clammy Carlson

@@AA-ge6vo r/whooooosh

he should replace the annoying girl they usually have

The mommy duck shall be *R E L E A S E D*

RELEASE MOMMY DUCK

**boss music starts**

*R E L E A S E H I M*

amen

amen

amen

amen

amen

imagining him realizing its a chicken, shouldve been in the video... XD daz one big ass chicken

what’s sussex?

@@redacted5221 it is a county in England

@Cannella Orso ah, ok

Sus *sex*

This comment keeps me up at night

@@biglez9054 one of them tweeted that she actually meant what she said

Insert surprised pikachu face

*smells colon

???

They was pretty much the same age tho

@@kanyeeast3071 it's not the age it's the fact that he groomed her

@@jagp135 but no he didn't, it was completely consensual in the screenshots and she even made the first move

@@kanyeeast3071 I don't know if you even saw the other screenshots but he went on to say some nasty shit and he didn't even have to reply in the first place.

I don’t make the rules he’s just cancered

Lol

There's a video of a fat kid saying he was going to act like Mario in real life, and he says "Spaghetti."

Mary Moore oooooooooOooooOh scary

Lol

Aw shit does that mean I don't exist

As someone who lives in Missouri, I'd be more surprised if Will legitimately did know what Missouri is

I was thinking Last Of Us was set in Missouri at some point but no it is Georgia.

Nah incest in colon Not*

99% of cologne is awful. Even the pricey ones.

@@Jack-zd3vr Colon*

JoyCon Boyz Forever you probably think $30 is pricey

Same with all of pyro's old stuff

Using that logic Carson birth didn't age well either. You know none of carsons old friends aged well either. Hell, Carson is on the earth. THE EARTH DIDNT AGE WELL EITHER. God I'm tired of seeing shit like that everywhere.

Carsons girlfriend didnt age enough lmao

i miss him💔 i hope he’s safe

@@taxevasion4870 ehh, he wasn't in the wrong, I still watch him

tHiS aGeD lIkE mIlK Why’s no one laughing

@@Aiko_63194 heha he... ha...... ha ............ ha

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honestly he didn't deserve the hate

Or even nining leven, the greet us gross hurry store

Or Hero chima that was devestating

Hey don’t forget about the stabbing of calumbind

O sama Ben lad in Just killing brain cells don`t mind me.

BobTheT-rex osama bin ladder*

@@jameslong8100 1 week and no reply

10 months and 4 reply

11 months and 5 replies

happens to me all the time

*Me in a house*

I ‘ M S C A R E D

haha funny coronavirus

Shit really do be fucked huh

AAHHHHH

Minecraft cave sounds*

Same

Same...

@Commodore X you know whats happening with carson right?

*T E E T H*

someone should have made a joke about that

it's originally bone apple teeth

bone app the teeth

they should’ve made a joke about that huh

Luigi? Don't you mean Green Mario.

this is luigi erasure

#luigilivesmatter

"I hope she made lots-a Spaghetti!"

lts a stone Luigi, you didnt make that.

I know 😭🖖🏻

Lol ye

imagine you making a comment nobody cares about, oh wait that already happened

shit, I was specifically trying to find one without him. didn't see the ft.

@@TheRealJToaster shut up

good one

he’s in your bed and im in your twitch chat

HOW CAN ANYBODY EVER SAY NO TO YOU

COZ I CAN STILL SMELL HER PERFUUUUUUUMEEEEEE

oh

That's what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail

why does this go well 👀

Oh noe! Whaaaaaaaaaa

Oh no not clam India again

Momma mia dose it show a gain my my just howl much eye miss ya

It’s not a misspelling it’s meant to be the drink

Are you sure the would think Capricorn is called Caprisun?

@@redking36 no, because the joke would be him making fun of them and implying they are too dumb to know it is Capricorn

It is, it’s a joke

80% of that place is basically intentional misspelling or autocorrect

Make sure you leave before he gives his side of the story!

@@AnikoCass he literally confessed to doing it

@@AnikoCass lol your right I'll stay to hear him out

He's back now

yeet hitter it’s kind of conflating two different ones. The subreddit is called “bone apple tea” but another one that I saw once, and that I think is even funnier, is “bone app the teeth”

Bone smack the teeth.

Boneappleteath

Wait, is boneappletea actually "bon appetit"?

@@neoshinryu yes

*t h e a m e r i c a n*

the soots LMAO

@@fexilsehn6445 BRUH i just realized what op's name is

Hey Mae

jesus christ *hello jesus*

Wait explain that last line please

@@fuzzystudiosofficial it's an old memd template, look up curb your enthusiasm meme on youtube.

@@pastelsadist4263 that’s not how the meme works

@@cowblo1984 Their video clips, that's why you should look it up on RU-vid lmao.

@@pastelsadist4263 in your context, callmecarson appeared and the curb your enthusiasm theme plays. Where’s the punchline? Curb your enthusiasm memes only work when someone does something stupid and regrettable. Unless you show me how it works, you stand corrected.

The frijinator sounds like a spongebob villian

@@derek6819 It sounds exactly like something that Dr. doofenschmirtz would invent

@@addyd72 isn't that what it is?

@@mandarinablue8438 Do you rub ranch dressing on yourself? Yes? Then it's a lotion

Parry the platypus..I want to show you my new Frijonator!

Im sorry you're in so much Missouri

Mood

Why the :( one is good and the other is a neutral trait, still thats not what vaccines should do, unless you are so artistic you artfully make a medicine or something.

Dan and Christine Harbour thanks for ruining the joke.

checkmate im autistic, artistic, and gay

You either love the sound of a good keyboard or you’ll never understand 😂

It's called ASMR

I thought he was gonna say it turns me on 😂😂😂

@@hushtheseus same

Leah Geary that was the joke

I was born in October, so that makes me *an Asparagus*

@@midnightgamer2088 🤣

I’m an aquarium

OMG, same

*A s p a r a g u s*

Do you have the big sad Oop wrong subreddit sorry

*sadness

@@guilaa687 you missed the joke..

@@drisspinker i should have made a joke about that

watch out you could have despotism

ye. almost like hes not able to type anymore and hes shouting Arthur to write for him

LUMBAGO

Λr†hur OwO

And I think I have early onset oldtimers

arthritis*

pasgetti

sapaletri

How to sell any product, if only I knew this when I had a job in sales.

*the desired Chris penis*

Trump's border wall?

o h n o t h e l i n k i s a c t i v e

I’ll take “What is my d!ck” for one thousand, Alex. JK I don’t even have one. :(

Ranged Attack

ComputerBoy slurp it up

forbidden soup

SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN.

@@blend0ne. Hey can you tell the CIA to stop stalking me

this makes me miss the good old days of call me carson

Yeah but it's still funny so it fits the sub. A lot of subs have ironic stuff mixed in.

@@GippyHappy it was my post actually. I knew it was ironic

frank jonker hey i saw you in tf2

@PutDatCookiehDown! ey im famous now

@PutDatCookiehDown! hey i saw you in tf4

I thought that was the favorite food of a Jewish Italian person...

When somebody touch your spaghetto and now you gotta bust a cap in his ass

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 No, that's Pizzconcentration camp.

@@Reduuu I do know a certain blond gay mafia boy.

@Aurelius I feel like I'm getting woooosh'd, am I getting woooosh'd?

Same here! I’ve accidentally started binge watching everything again.

Wow, thanks for the likes guys -_- That was funny

@@anthonyp2024 yes

Yeah ahaha

Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot.

Badroom

im you but stronger

*: : : : : : :*

i hate you i hate you get out of my heajdklgjfdlkgsdlf; /lh

Sus!🥶

War War One

I remember when some news article called John Paul II "John Pope II". That was a Polish article but it's funny in English too.

No only half of it

name mate only the top

same

same i hate this

I’m out of the loot

Completely*

Tbh as a non-native speaker it was harder to understand some of these. Most of the typos are either words from other languages and/or very local/obscure words that you don't learn unless you live in an english-speaking place. Also as a spanish speaker I can't understand how is it possible that people can butcher writing this badly.

Yep

and you are correct

I am :D

No I am not

POV: you’re looking at top comments

velez twice

Me, an (not) intellectual : cal me cason is fanny haha

C. Allmecargskin

ikr

@• Jumly • ikr it was only 2 years of age gap

@Jumly Yes it fucking does if somethings illegal, for example having child porn that does make it wrong you fucking freak

Goigi

I wanna wish you a merry Chris mess.

These comments have killed me 😂😂😂😂

I misheard that one as “Police Never Die.” My brother and I thought it was a holiday version of the D.A.R.E. campaign.

@@davidpaul6290 I wante to wee shh you a Mary Christmess

From the butt tom of my hart

* yeets the bottle at the floor *

tHey’Re GaZeBoS, thEy’rE B U L L S H I T

His mom: *a n g e r*

hmm...

*ThIs AgEd WeLl!!!!* 😂😂😂

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to do it twice if that's what you're implying...

My favorites are Little Bit Planned It and Red Fact Shun Gorilla!

Black cops is better

One of the games that made up my childhood: The Leh gel dairy Star feed.

yeah BRO!!!!

Breadest uh v the whiled

oh no I get it

Green Mario said spaghetti first.

Super Mario in real life

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER

Stevie Wonder who did u commission? I wanna hire em’

Stevie wonder:hueidjjusyirjIaijfj&$.8&:’fmfbd d Z Jz

Why not because someone appeared in it? If that’s the sole reason you can’t enjoy it the same way then you need to rethink your life choices

@@theoddtrashcan7104 oh hunny

You're still aloud to enjoy it, but obviously you can't really say Carson being in it aged well. It's sort of the same scenario as Dr Seuss's books, Michael Jackson's music, or even Hitler's paintings. Love the creation, not the creator.

yes

Ey, ye caught me in the act.... Just like carson

*nonspecific orgasm

*questionable begging

i like this reply section

@10/10 TV *Violent Ejaculation*

Beans

You don't have to keep hating on carson

@@xTomCat I think it’s because they don’t upload anymore

@@thegaminggod9999 it's because he was in a sexual relationship with a 17 y/o whilst he was 19

Me: oh well no great loss

@@xTomCat which isn’t even that bad, I know so many high schoolers and college students together with a 3 year age gap. People act like because he’s a youtuber all of a sudden he’s not a teenager anymore he’s a 40 year old man

no it was *exactly* what he meant it was just inappropriate

Dobby mad and now he got a glock

Dobbys wearing that sock in places socks don't go.

no you may not

Dobby is a bird and is chillin' with the flock

Justin Y. JUSTIN

he has arrived.

Justin Y. Best Anime of 2019

He’s back

Unfortunate that it's trash

Same..

Agnes K. Nice, you want a fucking trophy do ya?