"A woman in the Philippines realized she's been praying to a Shrek figure for four years, thinking it was Buddha" "There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
Actually, a thought occurs. What if the post was a joke about the Holy Roman Empire adopting the name of the Roman Empire all along and I just r/whooshed myself?
@@napoleonbonaparte7385 *YO* ,are you that famous guy who rode a tired, depressed mule on the alps? Or are you that guy who visited egypt and portrayed you visiting the infected of the plague, definitely not committing atrocities, or are you famous for being declared war by half of Europe and was known as the aggressor, i saw you at Moscow, tired, crying, i think your also that guy i visited on Elba and Saint Helena
Autobalance has fucked me over specifically in quite a few games. I remember I got autobalanced 6 times in the same game and then on the 6th time it was when I was on the winning team, and we were about to fucking win. Autobalance is the worst thing.
@@BlazingShadowSword it’s better than having a couple people leave for any reason, be it emergency or otherwise, and just having that team be at a severe disadvantage for the rest of the game. Like one time when I was playing CTF in one of the halos and just me an 2 other people on my team didn’t get disconnected while the entire other team was still there. Naturally they got both sniper rifles, both tanks, and the rocket launcher, and proceeded to just spawn camp us for the next 10 minutes or so till the match ended, where they scored the last point in the last few seconds. That shit isn’t ok. I woulda left like the last 2 that were left on my team did but you get punished for it these days. I’d much rather have team balancing.
@@trindalas I understand it's a necessary evil, but when I carry the intel far enough for my team to make the winning capture and I get autobalanced just in time for my team to WIN, I get steamed. Autobalance should shut off when the objective is being contested at the endgame and resume when the objective is dropped or not moving.
@@BlazingShadowSword yea it sucks to be put on the losing team but it’s better than endless suffering like there was in my example. That was more like torture than anything. Theron lies the issue of they make exceptions though. The other team just carried the flag the entire time. Things like that where a team is just full of jerks is why there can’t be exceptions.
5:30. There’s a whole untold story here with the first image about what actually happened, the clock wasn’t homemade and it was just a clock with the front cover removed, designed to look like a bomb the school thought. And he was arrested because of how he presented it, keeping it in his bag secretly until whipping it out. He was a well known troublemaker at the school and it was thought he did all of it on purpose to scare people. So basically it was his fault and he knew exactly what he was doing, no matter what that image may seem as to you.
When I was in China, the university my dad taught at had 1000 students from Pakistan, aside from getting us horribly addicted to their food, they were also wonderful people. Pakistani food is sort of like a cross between Indian food and Mexican food. Its really freak'ing good.
7:14 Even if that backfired by the uncle telling everyone the same sentence, it could still work by everyone playing along, not wanting to disclose it to the others because they realize how genious of a play that is.
@@ramina6568 Wonder if you'll still think cancel culture isn't an issue when your favorite content creator gets online-lynched and shut down over having a 'wrong' opinion and posting about it on reddit five years ago.
for the catholic student one i would have immediately snapped back with "and how exactly did he find said account?" the shrek buddha one was kinda cute and funny though it kinda looked like him
Emkay: who does anything 15x or more a day Me: everyone, we put our left and right foot on the floor and pick it up again and put it down again INFINITE IQ
12:37 One thing I never understood, why didn’t Mufasa just stay where he was rather than trying to climb up. If he did that sure he’d get tired, but he had a solid spot he could see his son from and was out of Scar’s reach. He would’ve lived, learned Scar had brought Simba there, and exiled his brother, while more importantly LIVING.
11:30 Lets see, dying in Sea of Thieves, letting the dog out, going to the bathroom for any reason (the shower, the toilet, brushing, etc), having a drink, cracking my knuckles, the list goes on.
11:16 i lost 3 times in a row on tf2 then stopped playing entirely the first 2 times were because team i was on sucked for reasons (i was mostly likely reason number 1) but then the 3rd time my team was winning then i got auto balanced to the losing team and lost
@@catboyandwolfgirl4545 Guess I’ll tell you a bit more about my au (Alternate universe) -Bonnie has a niece called Flower -marionette/puppet has a little sister called Maria -Ennard has a daughter called Emily -you have a little sister called Fiona -none of the animatronics including you are possessed by children -The six missing children are alive but still missing -My whole au is basically kid friendly. -The girl in my profile pic is friends with every single animatronic from the pizzeria in existence -all the Afton family is alive -The crying child is just called crying child, or CC for short -The whole crying child nightmare thing didn’t happen in my au -Elizabeth Afton is socially awkward -if you’re wondering what the name of my profile pic character is, her name is sunset and she is the Princess of the British angels, and yes she has a British accent -Foxy has a very shy little sister called Foxalina There’s a lot more to my au but that’s all I feel like saying about it right now.
Day 263 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
This is funny We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
@@sadtransgirl I’ve never been a wings guy so I can’t speak for those, I just know their pizza and breadsticks, both of which used to be my favorites, have been nothing but disappointing for years and it makes me rather sad.
Thank you for setting off my Alexa…that was a fun conversation I had with the cops while Sting was singing in the background about how he's always watching me
0:35 okay they should make one of the cookies The imposter but not with poison or anything like a food thing that kids don't traditionally like like maybe vegetables or something honestly the first thought that came to my mind and this would be quite cruel Wassabi
Remember kids, slapping (especially soft and squishy bits) is a “talk about it first” kind of thing, and not a “run it up the flagpole and see who salutes” kind of thing. I don’t think anyone has a mild opinion on that.
