r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Parents for Allowance Money! 

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lmao right

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F in chat for 80 year old

Seems like the trope of "40 y/o dude who lives with his mom" is becoming more of a reality.

Don’t forget that they couldn’t even wait a few minutes…………….or the fact that mr bipolar forgot google exists

My father is a priest and you're going to hell!!!!!

It's usually a dumb tactic to either lower the persons self esteem or intimidate them. They genuinely think that it will get them what they want. Some also just have angry issues with 0 self awareness.

I've had this working in fast food... Customer insults employee for working at a "low ranking job" and talks trash... But still expects superb customer service and to come on a daily basis lol

The person being insulted is clearly a robot without an emotions chip and so insults don't matter to them. The insult is supposed to throw an exception in their programming that gives the world to the person insulting. Or is it the other way around and the person insulting is having a buggy day?

@@spicydiarrhea5662 oh no you said the hell word!

you do comics? cool!

@@chriscarpenter3370 Thanks! I had a few of my comics dubbed by VOAdam! He's a great voice actor known for his fan voices for Baldi's Basics and Cuphead.

@@365ral do you have an Instagram that has pics?

@@chriscarpenter3370 No, but I have a Deviantart page: RaltheCommentator.

Nice

"Exposure" doesn't pay the bills.

Funny thing is, she's complaining that she couldn't afford a slice of cheese pizza that costed about $4.40. I don't know about anyone else, but if you can't afford that on any sort of budget, then you aren't a successful person at all.

@@noahcarroll4944 or, ya know, a $5 Hot-N-Ready from Little Caesars. If you can't afford THAT in this day and age...yikes

'couldn't see the value'. CB, you held no value.

They couldn't There wasn't even any

Indeed :)

Ouch

💯

No kidding.

with their imagi9nary girlfriends there's a line

Bruh also for the last story Im pretty sure you aren't allowed to have kids as a priest

@@axlr8deathpls294 in christianity it isn't an issue, not sure about catholicism

@@Wizardlybat really? My father was the son of a priest in ireland but his father wasn't allowed to have kids so he gave him from adoption? I and my family are christian but I am not sure of my dad's biological parents (I think the rule of that is because if you have loved ones you can't be closest to god or something similar and I think my dad's bio mom was a nun another bruh moment because my bio grandfather wasn't allowed to marry someone as a priest meaning he had my dad when they were not married which I'm pretty sure would break a law in the bible)

@@axlr8deathpls294 Christians are allowed to have kids, but the general rule is that we put our faith in God first.

@@axlr8deathpls294 but as for having kids before marriage, that IS frowned upon

Yeah, but with mental illnesses it's like buy one, get seven free.

The funny thing is, I know a decent amount of artists and pretty much every artist has his/her friend who is a meditation/self-help guru lol most do it just for fun though.

Seems more like extreme bipolar disorder. He went 0 to 100 in like 2 seconds

⁠@@maneoj46o to 100? More like o to 1 million at the speed of light

I had an co-worker like that. She had gone through my section at work, and I only had a tiny section, which meant she was getting drinks for my section. I discovered this because a cup of sugar was dropped in the middle of my section when it would be far simpler to use the walk-way than that path (chairs were back to back at slot machines). So, I asked her to please not do that anymore and....she yelled. Only, she was yelling at me to calm down and how it wasn't a big deal. When I explained that I was just asking she stay out of my section but couldn't say much else cuz she kept yelling as if i was. I did lose my temper after a few minutes because she was acting like I was the unreasonable one, so I left the area to cool down. I came back to her talking to our manager and the manger was telling her "stay out of other peoples section next time".

He has the largest high horse you could possibly get on

Dude was projecting so hard, I should have brought popcorn and a soda

60th like here

@Tahir Khan dear God no

Lol

Isn't it forbidden for priests to have children? At least for catholic priests it is like that....

@@d1sast3r68 My thought exactly. She didn't say reverend but priest.

There is a typo but it won't let me edit it I'm mean hell not tell

Most Christian denominations, who still call their holy men priests, allow them to marry and have children in wedlock. Maybe if Catholics allowed the same they wouldn't have "adult fun time" with children so damn often

"Influencer" has got to be the most entitled "job" ever. Sheer lazyness to expect to make a career of it.

@@lancerevell5979 yeah, at least some "influencers" at least influence in a good way, like Rslash or any other actually good youtuber, not like 5-minute crafts

@@lancerevell5979 People making a living of social media are usually working very hard. RU-vidr or twitch streamer burnout is a thing, there are videos about it. I cannot imagine to have a job where I have to put on a happy face every day for my audience and can't even take vacations. Don't upload for 2 weeks on youtube and your numbers are so much down that you have undone years of growth. Some are of course lucky and went viral quickly, but most have put more work into hours into their social media career than full time employees.

It’s the best comeback :)

That’s something i need to remember to use. Either that or say “cant wait to meet you there then”

"I'd rather go to hell, all the interesting people are there." - Nietzsche (Not being pretentious, it's just a great quote.)

I always say I have a beachfront condo overlooking the lava seas waiting for me. Usually shuts them up or at least makes them do one of those jaw drops while their brain tries to understand

Are you willing to save someone a spot?

I feel like ivs seen you icon elsewhere, the hunt begins

Last time I was this early I was born

@@jarrarwinks8470 this should be a comment on its own

we literally need more puppy bloopers!

dick and balls

@@chimerical8746 why the heck

Hell is described as a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth, where you would beg for a single drop of water, there is no coffee, no partying, no joy, forever. I don't think it's something to take lightly, even if you don't believe in it. What if it's real?

"Gladly but first we must help you get there first."

1 curse word equals "flipping out"? wonder what the meditation guy was doing then

@@lumonetic1124 Acrobatics? XD

@@lucasbelvedere2923 lol

And the holier-than-thou homeschoolers think that they should be paid for their choice to school their own kid out of their own pocket.

I mean it was tough during the pandemic (I am not smart) so I had to teach myself to teach the kids 😂 but again the main point is, I 👏had 👏children Teaching them, feeding /clothing them, that's in the basic parent handbook description. Our payment is love lol

@@MorbidKat definitely! I hope it didn’t come off like I was talking about all parents. I understand that the adjustment was rough. I really meant the people who got a small taste of a teacher’s job and haven’t stopped complaining lol.

As someone who wants to be a TEFL teacher *and* homeschool my potential children. The audacity of parents who want to pull this shit is unbelievable

@@p-rima-la No, you're good. 3 of my cousins are teachers so I hear stories all the time that I just can't wrap my head around some parents behavior!

Bruh for real

Me, who only saw the first one: 🤣🤣

It's like, nobody forced them to homeschool their children.

Yeah, lol I get it if you have preferences-i agree with those ones but you can't be Like that lol

Oxford isn't an Ivy League school. It's in England.

@@gmun2248 I thought it was an english ivy. sorry for my stupidity

@@annaconigliaro2907 i mean it is top tier so you’re not far off, we just don’t have ivy league here

@@qzoid3060 that's good to know! I've lived in the US my whole life so I've never heard of the tippy, top tier as anything else

That's not a bad idea

Yes

Yes

Oh yes please!

But then Yugo would want a commission for each bark.

🙌🙌🙌

Day 2 of saying hi to jeff

@@alyssaokeeffe4109 quit your bullshit I went and checked my yesterday comment and didn't see you

Day 57

Hai Jeff 😊

Poor headphones...

I cringed so hard I swear I almost broke the brace on my hand

I wanted to 🤮 Like seriously... i dont care if you're male, female, intersex... black, white, purple... whatever. NO MEANS NO. "I'M TAKEN" Means NO. It means STOP. Yet, she woulda been called all sorts of names if she tried to get him to see just how inappropriate he was behaving. Ugh. I know sexism can go both ways, but its really simply... no means no, and don't do others what you wouldn't want done to you.

I think you mean blacklisted.

Oof! Bb that's mean! Lmao

Lol same

Ne neither, haha!

And it was even late

At least it's not "afk arena" or bloody Audible!

OUTSTANDING MOVE

What does that expression mean?

@@Liquessen it originated in the Black American churches, particularly the Pentecostal ones-people would supposedly be so overcome with emotion (the devout might say the Holy Spirit) that they would exhibit any number of reactions (speaking in tongues, crying, shouting loudly, etc.). Among these was/is "catching the Spirit" and quite literally running the aisles and pews. Still happens today-before I converted, I saw it a few times

@@thebestcentaur oooh, thanks! As a foreigner, it was new to me. Thanks for sharing the history of it

@@Liquessen no problem! I like sharing history since that's what my undergrad degree is in

Thats not even the expression. Its rolling in the aisles.

Or the other way 'round: "Omg, i LOOOVE your art! 😍😍😍 It would be perfect for me! You're so talented! Can i have it for free?" "No" "Go, f... yourself! Your art sucks anyway, it's pure shit. No one will ever buy that crap! 🤬🤬🤬"

malicious compliance mode activated

I never did, either. Its ok. You'll be able to earn your own money in the future. I do suggest learning budgeting strategies now, based on minimum wage. Find average apartment prices, etc. It's good practice for the future, and you'd be surprised that you can actually save $ and still enjoy life with a crappy paycheck. It's all about planning, determining priorities, and taking care of those first - then setting aside $ for savings BEFORE using anything leftover for "extras". You can do it. WITHOUT an allowance ;) *grinz* (Although.. at 46, I still wish I could get one. Sigh lol)

Same here. - A fellow Asian

I got an allowance when I was in elementary school for like $5 a week. It upped to $20 a week by High School, but by the time I graduated and got a job, I said goodbye to that and no longer got paid (except in emergencies).

I compiled 11 years worth of my child toys, including hundreds of moshi monsters figures that could fill a barrel and made a garage sale. Helps take in a lot of money for those without an allowance. Hope this helps! (Ps dont sell anything you might regret such as someone personal or your kidney)

The urge to strangle has never been so real

I would have sent a photo of $600 cash fanned out several hours later. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xLqYCZH4eT4.html It wouldn't even matter about the sale at that point.

Same here, dude. Same here

Sadly, those entering these fields get duped way too often. I encourage new artists to set commissions priced really low, and increase it over time. Even if they start at $1 for a basic pencil sketch outline, in a year or less, they can raise it to 5, then 10, etc. But NEVER do things for "exposure". In the digital world, exposure lasts less than ONE SECOND, and MAY be seen by 100 followers out of a person's 10k followers. That's how fast people scroll past. Of those 100 who actually see it, maybe 25 will pay attention and, IF you are lucky, you'll get *maybe* 1 commission, and have to fight to get paid for it. Totally not worth it.

All that needed was a little return fire from OP... something like "*Matrix-dodges, then spits on your anxiety!*"

You still awake?

wake up

Shhh! Guys let them sleep >:(

Idk where you are but where I am its 8:45

Am

Lmao! Most of the time a business would be willing to reimburse you if enough people buy-that's to protect themselves in case you are original wor st case scenario is no one guys and the business gets 1 purchase which is all they were looking for.

Wait, others play games while they listen also, he’ll yeah

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Exactly

When you are so late you don't know what to say

aw, thank you! you too! :)

Happy 4-5 day late birthday depending on your time zone

@@PirateShux thank you!

It said “straight man”

good morning from canada!

Good morning also from Canada and thanks!

You scared me , I was checking your and oh boy the eye scared me

The worst part was that the pc was genuinely as low as anyone could go and it still isn't a good profit. I would have just blocked then and waited for the other person to collect it

What about the other 3?

The other 7?

Maybe it was someone who realized that there are at least 2 repeat stories in here they have heard on previous videos

@@stargazer1998 The dude's friends. Not sure how or why they're his friends but... eh.

I don’t think they argue more just entertain