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r/Choosingbeggars I Got An Iphone 11 For X-Mas... I HATE MY FAMILY! 

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r/Choosingbeggars It's January, which means Christmases all over the worlds have been ruined by mean, evil parents who refused to buy their parents an Xbox, and a PS5, and the newest iPhone. We even have one poor, innocent child whose parents had the audacity to buy him an iPhone 11 instead of an iPhone 12. Shouldn't this be considered child abuse? If you like this content and want to see more, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад
That first story is why I NEVER give money to panhandlers. I'll give them food, water bottles, even vouchers for McDs or similar. But never cash. One guy had a sign saying, "I won't lie. I just want a beer." I almost went and bought him a beer as a reward for honesty.
@fireiron369
@fireiron369 3 года назад
That is really nice of you 👍❤️
@tommylangbehn9036
@tommylangbehn9036 3 года назад
He'd probably get angry that you bought the wrong brand. 😂
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад
@@tommylangbehn9036 Wouldn't that be something?! Rofl.
@monicad.615
@monicad.615 3 года назад
I woulda bought that bro a brew 😂
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 года назад
@@monicad.615 I would have, too, but I was pressed for time. That, and dehydration was a real concern that day.
@scottbecker4367
@scottbecker4367 3 года назад
"It's a gift for my kids. That should soften your heart." "Nope I'm good." "Things are hard right now." "So is my heart 🤗"
@superfluousnscrupulous9458
@superfluousnscrupulous9458 3 года назад
Not how I thought this comment was going end 😬
@hairsprayguy84
@hairsprayguy84 3 года назад
Time stamp?
@rayshelld791
@rayshelld791 3 года назад
She would have loved me when I told her I don't care about her kid. I don't like kids, never had one myself. Lol. (I'm in my 70s now).
@zibix4562
@zibix4562 3 года назад
Should've just said " and so am i"
@wilting_alocasia
@wilting_alocasia 3 года назад
" *well well well, how the turn tables.......turned?* " 😂😂
@toasty5032
@toasty5032 3 года назад
Office reference
@harveylunt4613
@harveylunt4613 3 года назад
Oh how the turn tables. One of my favourite quotes lol
@funnythe7th
@funnythe7th 3 года назад
lol
@darbyboy4893
@darbyboy4893 3 года назад
@@toasty5032 :0 really
@eesha12345
@eesha12345 3 года назад
i love the office 😂
@sergeyrogatin9682
@sergeyrogatin9682 3 года назад
"Only a drunk person would be stupid enough to call the cops on a person for drunk driving when they themselves are drunk driving" - rslash - Michael Scott
@per8888
@per8888 3 года назад
Lmao, well it is at least true 100% of the time.
@eesha12345
@eesha12345 3 года назад
😂😂😂 “-Michael Scott”
@YukariAkiyama
@YukariAkiyama 3 года назад
Nice kobayashi pfp
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal 3 года назад
Dumbest criminals that must not want their freedom - Be Amazed
@dracko158
@dracko158 3 года назад
CB: "I'll give you $950, take it or leave it." OP: *Leaves it* CB: *Surprised Pikachu Face* Seriously, what did he expect?
@Velur0
@Velur0 3 года назад
That is choosing beggar logic for ya'll.
@hasanmuhammad6651
@hasanmuhammad6651 3 года назад
@@Velur0 yup
@frocat5163
@frocat5163 3 года назад
That's always my question in these situations, too. I can only assume the choosing beggars are so weak-willed that they would respond to that kind of stupidity and believe everyone else is as pathetic as they are.
@MrQuaczeq
@MrQuaczeq 3 года назад
I would take it, i would take any amount 🤭🤭
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 3 года назад
Choosing beggar are the definition of insanity they try the same bargaining trick over and over again, thinking it will go their way
@talynhastime9343
@talynhastime9343 3 года назад
The idea of a “paid shout out” is so stupid to me. I have shouted out artists and authors on my blog for free because I loved them so much. A shout out costs absolutely nothing on your end, so why do some people think they should be compensated for it?
@AmEv7fam
@AmEv7fam 3 года назад
I've been shouted out - for free - on a video with half a million views. I didn't get a single follower from it.
@horseluver4ever623
@horseluver4ever623 3 года назад
@@AmEv7fam Shoutouts can do a lot, but it is ultimately up to the content creator to keep the followers around. Take Jacksepticeye for example, he got a shout-out from Pewdiepie and his channel and views skyrocketed. But the reason this worked so well was because of his content.
@hairsprayguy84
@hairsprayguy84 3 года назад
@@horseluver4ever623and they get all the views and of looses out
@classiest
@classiest 3 года назад
@@AmEv7fam it be like that sometimes
@AmEv7fam
@AmEv7fam 3 года назад
@@horseluver4ever623 Yeah. Granted, I'm on, like, my 4th reboot of my channel. Even then, getting success from a shoutout is the exception, not the rule.
@mycomnithegreat434
@mycomnithegreat434 3 года назад
For the one who wanted an elliptical, heavy duty couch, etc: did anyone else think when she said ‘Santa’ she meant ‘sugar daddy’? Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s twisted
@Niskara
@Niskara 3 года назад
No, I kinda got those vibes as well
@justaperson4656
@justaperson4656 3 года назад
Yeah. Huge sugar daddy gone broke vibes
@geeked77
@geeked77 3 года назад
@@justaperson4656 ooooooof
@Azwarrior94
@Azwarrior94 3 года назад
Ya that sounds about right. Or poor rich sugar daddy that got cut off from their money in some way.
@leamcclain1648
@leamcclain1648 3 года назад
Nah. It sure sounds like it.
@bharlescarkley9311
@bharlescarkley9311 3 года назад
1st story: i need crack but I just can’t tell you
@dannispann7795
@dannispann7795 3 года назад
Nobody needs crack.... You're thinking of heroin lol
@sethgabrielnunez1727
@sethgabrielnunez1727 3 года назад
What am I doing here
@lillyglee3354
@lillyglee3354 3 года назад
@@sethgabrielnunez1727 idk but hope you find out
@SusanMinhTrangNguyen
@SusanMinhTrangNguyen 3 года назад
@@dannispann7795 Isn’t crack and heroin the same thing that people shoot up their arms with?
@Evsbrokenknife
@Evsbrokenknife 3 года назад
@@SusanMinhTrangNguyen Pretty sure its smoke crack & shoot heroin. And then meth im pretty sure you can do both (I've never done hard drugs btw)
@abrahamthebewildered1448
@abrahamthebewildered1448 3 года назад
I just had to say this, the guy that felt the food package was beneath him is incredible; and not in a good way. If I had a hundred million dollars, I'd STILL be grateful for a gift package like that! As it stands, I always tell people if they want to buy me a gift, make it food. Food is great!
@contentlobby3824
@contentlobby3824 3 года назад
“I need money for food!” “How about food?” “I said money!” “So... drugs.”
@mariantaraza4948
@mariantaraza4948 3 года назад
He can't do anything with the food you give other than eat it or throw it away.But so many things (bad things) can be done with the money.
@esteicy98
@esteicy98 3 года назад
@@mariantaraza4948 I mean also good things like medicines or school supplies but I doubt anyone would feel the need to lie about that.
@mariantaraza4948
@mariantaraza4948 3 года назад
@@esteicy98 If they wanted those they would've requested them.
@richewilson6394
@richewilson6394 3 года назад
I'm with rslash, it's always drugs
@sostrucking
@sostrucking 3 года назад
Ya I got a family bread and fixings to make sandwiches...plus water and granola bars and were pissed off and indignant about it. So I left with it. Told them I'll give it to someone who appreciates it. I gave it to a family that looked like they could use it. I told them those people over there...pointing to them....were mad I got them food. The lady almost cried because they didn't have much money and the father shook my hand. Kids thanked me without being told. The father had been out of work. Couple month later I was in my driveway and the garbage truck came....it was the father I helped. He got out out and thanked me again. The choosingbeggars I still see begging. I'm just happy I helped someone who appreciated it since I know the struggle of barely making it paycheck to paycheck.
@laurieharper1526
@laurieharper1526 3 года назад
Some years ago, a pal was driving home. He had had a few drinks and was over the limit, but not seriously so. He was driving slowly/carefully and an obviously very drunk driver crashed into him. The police were called. They asked my friend if he had been drinking. He said he had and that he was likely over the limit but that the other driver had hit him (which was obvious from the circumstances). They tested the other driver, who turned out to be way over. The policeman then took my friend aside and said quietly, "Sir, make out you are blowing into the breathalyser, but blow out of the side of your mouth". He did so and the policeman said "Thank you, sir. You're fine". Props to that policeman.
@horseluver4ever623
@horseluver4ever623 3 года назад
Your friend was being stupid, but I'm glad he wasn't seriously injured.
@henryyandell3222
@henryyandell3222 3 года назад
Cue Spider-Man pointing meme
@Mr.Quinlan888
@Mr.Quinlan888 3 года назад
I lost my leg to a drunk driver that "only had a few drinks, I can make it home." I find their excuses BS for not being responsible and calling a cab, friend or Uber. I'm glad your friend wasn't injured, but I still find their actions as shitty.
@laurieharper1526
@laurieharper1526 3 года назад
@@Mr.Quinlan888 I said he was a little over the limit. He wasn't steaming drunk. Yes, he was in the wrong, but he wasn't a danger to anyone.
@annied1827
@annied1827 3 года назад
Laurie reading this makes me very angry if this is true its disgusting on both parts the idiot friend of yours for his drink driving that could have killed someone !! Seriously he knew he had been drinking and was over the limit he should have never got behind the wheel of his car and the police man for faking the test and turning a blind eye to him drink driving in the first place. What happens next tume he does it and he is the cause of the accident and hes the cause of someones death or the cause of simeone been seriously injured?? Will you be so proud to share that story ?? Unbelievable behaviour at the end of the day people get behind the wheel thinking oh im only a little over the limit ill be fine and the result is someone been seriously injured or killed. That is very very selfish and shows zero concern for anyone else all because they dont want to pay for a bloody taxi and have to get their car in the morning. There is no excuse for it DONT EVER DRINK OR TAKE DRUGS AND DRIVE !!
@gerrard1144
@gerrard1144 3 года назад
Guy: HOW DARE YOU WANT TO BE PAID FOR YOUR LABOR?!?! yeah, how... stupid.. so.. stupid..
@cyancolorful
@cyancolorful 3 года назад
R/: By now she knows Santa isn’t real, right? Kid that still thought Santa was real: [Surprise Pikachu Face]
@logan_timber
@logan_timber 3 года назад
He was joking Santa is real duh
@roaringdoe
@roaringdoe 3 года назад
This was literally almost my kid 😂
@Unbidden00
@Unbidden00 3 года назад
Yeah, that could be heartbreaking to the kid. I’m seriously hoping the parents who let their kiddos listen to him, listen to the videos first. But thankfully, Santa is real! He’s just kidding
@riskaj3
@riskaj3 3 года назад
My 5 year old was sitting next to me. Luckily right as that was said his little brother his brother called for him.
@catkin567
@catkin567 3 года назад
Welp I am 40, I still get a stocking from santa every year, that's proof enough for me
@sarcasticastronaut8098
@sarcasticastronaut8098 3 года назад
About that adult that still believed in Santa, imagine their surprise when they find out that Santa won't bring presents and that *they* will need to buy it to their child?
@zixinhe2326
@zixinhe2326 3 года назад
Mind blowing
@GlinxyLunar
@GlinxyLunar 3 года назад
Me: *Sneezes* R/Slash one second later: "Nothing to sneeze at for sure" Me: "Oh-"
@sheilabalderas780
@sheilabalderas780 3 года назад
That was literally me just now
@kitcobb6046
@kitcobb6046 2 года назад
Me: *reading this comment right when rSlash says that line* 😮
@Thegamergabe4.0
@Thegamergabe4.0 3 года назад
Choosingbegger: -Parents slave to get them a good iPhone gift- Also Choosingbegger: gIvE Me tHe NeWest OnE!!!
@gerrard1144
@gerrard1144 3 года назад
How ungrateful is he.. some people can't get simple things that he can... He needs help
@nitsu2947
@nitsu2947 3 года назад
@@gerrard1144 ikr, i'd be happy to take that phone if kid doesn't want it
@KalaMiDeviL
@KalaMiDeviL 3 года назад
begger
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 3 года назад
@Gamer Gabe 4.0 I'd have been furious if that was my child. Something is seriously wrong when a child complains about receiving a $1,000 phone. The World has gone mad...
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 3 года назад
@@gerrard1144 He "needs" a kick up the arse. I was buying a new phone a few months ago and put a lot of thought into whether I needed the very latest model - I didn't. The tech is progressing so quickly that people are forgetting how amazing older generation smartphones are. It's all about show rather than the capability of the phone.
@navanaya
@navanaya 3 года назад
mexican dollars made me happy laugh, they are called pesos btw (:
@arnulfozamorano5050
@arnulfozamorano5050 3 года назад
Tambien les decimos varos lol
@OGT1069
@OGT1069 3 года назад
It crack me up how easy is to know the currency even though is wrong, like Korean pesos or Canadian pesos. It's so funny yet easy to understand.
@Frostfern94
@Frostfern94 3 года назад
@@arnulfozamorano5050 ¡Gracias! ¡Es bueno saber eso!
@xenomorph2056
@xenomorph2056 3 года назад
"How the turntables....turn..." Lol, better yet: "how the turns have tabled"
@dr.doofenschmirtz7207
@dr.doofenschmirtz7207 3 года назад
I quote from RU-vidr @Socksfor1 “well well well, how the turns have tabled the turnstables”
@elwiwi4120
@elwiwi4120 3 года назад
how the tables have tabl'd
@supremecrayonmuncher4159
@supremecrayonmuncher4159 2 года назад
How the turns have turned
@tiredman99
@tiredman99 3 года назад
Damn a free turkey dinner with all the fixings? That's at least $50
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
At 22lbs the turkey could easily be at least $35 depending on where you shop.
@TheRealMRCZ
@TheRealMRCZ 3 года назад
*i hate my parents i got an iphone 11 pro max* me: *laughs in 100$ huawei p10 lite*
@takuroika
@takuroika 3 года назад
*laughs in nokia*
@altinayhatice50
@altinayhatice50 3 года назад
*laughs in GM10*
@Fyreflier
@Fyreflier 3 года назад
13:54 "He would love to tell his seven Instagram followers, of whom four are family." And two are bots, I would imagine
@tommylangbehn9036
@tommylangbehn9036 3 года назад
"I want a couch with at least one removable cushion. " that's oddly specific.
@DarukaEon
@DarukaEon 3 года назад
Or, take the 11 back, then swap it with a flip phone.
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 года назад
In an iphone 11 box.
@jacobbarty6579
@jacobbarty6579 3 года назад
Get this boy a nokia
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 года назад
@Poop Poop an empty iphone 11 box?
@DarukaEon
@DarukaEon 3 года назад
@@jacobbarty6579 He don't deserve a Nokia. He deserves the Motorola el' cheapo flip phone. >:3
@keisakura9014
@keisakura9014 3 года назад
ChoosingBeggar: “Give me the newest iPhone!” Me *thinks about teenage son still using an iPhone 6s*: Hey, you ready to upgrade your phone yet? Son: It’s not dead yet, so no. Me: OK. Just let me know when you want a new phone.
@tvshowsnmovies1234
@tvshowsnmovies1234 3 года назад
...
@orange2500
@orange2500 3 года назад
Kei Sakura I refused a phone for a telescope lol
@skyraider87
@skyraider87 3 года назад
I don't want a new phone because the one I have is a Samsung Galaxy J3 running on Android 5.1. Its because it stopped charging, and can't do the basic functions of a phone anymore. I would be happy with just about any Android, because I simply prefer the system, and iPhones are, in my opinion, overpriced for what you get. And I don't like the business practices of the company.
@keisakura9014
@keisakura9014 3 года назад
@@skyraider87 - I get that. For my son’s disabilities, we found an iPhone is more user friendly for him. For the rest of us, we use whatever we can get the best deal on. 😂
@skyraider87
@skyraider87 3 года назад
@@keisakura9014 that also makes sense.
@plushtoymc1232
@plushtoymc1232 3 года назад
Choosing beggars be like: Gimme another one, or gimme a NEW ONE.
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 3 года назад
Or: Gimme money that I would have used to buy it.
@marcelomartinez144
@marcelomartinez144 3 года назад
it still warms my heart every time i hear an american say "mexican dollars" dont ask me why, its just nice
@aidajimenez7298
@aidajimenez7298 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment. Honestly hearing that was kinda cute >w
@patriciawulff358
@patriciawulff358 3 года назад
Rslash: Santa isnt real. Every kid under ten: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 года назад
My brother is almost 12 and still believes (or as far as we know).
@fireiron369
@fireiron369 3 года назад
@@shaereub4450 so long as he isn’t an adult (or approaching an adult) it doesn’t matter.
@eraarrow
@eraarrow 3 года назад
I was like 6 when I realized but I faked it for at least another 3 or 4 years to get the big "santa" presents
@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06
@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 3 года назад
@@eraarrow I found my parents getting the gift I wanted and asked from Santa when I was 8 because my tablet was connected to my dad's texts so I saw he text my mom a pic if the toy I wanted 😂😂😂
@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 3 года назад
The choosing beggars who act like assholes at food banks piss me off the most! I've been poor enough to rely on the food bank in the past, I got a similar Thanksgiving one with a whole turkey and everything! I was so grateful and happy that I had enough food to last for month, since the wages and hours at my former job got slashed to hell (said job blamed Obamacare for why they screwed their non-managerial employees).
@dumb_simp3914
@dumb_simp3914 3 года назад
You : clearly she know santa isnt real Me: *stares at little brother* Him: what
@fireiron369
@fireiron369 3 года назад
Your brother will be 90 and that will still be true
@dumb_simp3914
@dumb_simp3914 3 года назад
@@fireiron369 idk what you mean but he didn't hear thank god
@fireiron369
@fireiron369 3 года назад
@@dumb_simp3914 I meant you didn’t specify your brothers age so he could be 90 and still think Santa is real (as he is)
@dumb_simp3914
@dumb_simp3914 3 года назад
@@fireiron369 hes 5
@alexrosario431
@alexrosario431 3 года назад
When you said Santa wasn’t real, my son came to me crying. I demand you give me $4.5 million and your RU-vid channel in compensation. If you don’t I’ll be contacting my lawyer.
@AestheticWaif
@AestheticWaif 3 года назад
Hahaha! Awesome
@alexrosario431
@alexrosario431 3 года назад
I don’t even have a son, lol
@sandvicheatfresh
@sandvicheatfresh 3 года назад
4:08 Rslash: Santa isn't real CB: HES REAL TO ME!
@darkwaters934
@darkwaters934 3 года назад
HE ISNT!?
@Frostfern94
@Frostfern94 3 года назад
Nice Lapis pfp
@q_fiddy
@q_fiddy 3 года назад
rSlash's notifs wake me up
@colematlock7755
@colematlock7755 3 года назад
Same
@zunlem4129
@zunlem4129 3 года назад
Same lmao
@falloutmemer1015
@falloutmemer1015 3 года назад
Same dude
@chikncordonbleu
@chikncordonbleu 3 года назад
That's a great idea for an alarm!
@chriscarpenter3370
@chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад
"wake me up inside"
@stefmyt5062
@stefmyt5062 3 года назад
The Office references on this episode are pure gold.
@averagejoe8358
@averagejoe8358 3 года назад
"She likes roblocks and fortnight" The urge to strangle has never been so real
@paleofolk
@paleofolk 3 года назад
Whats wrong with roblox?
@cyrusthegreat7030
@cyrusthegreat7030 3 года назад
Ogga bogga Minecraft good fortnite bad.
@talynhastime9343
@talynhastime9343 3 года назад
She’s six, let her be D:
@justaperson4656
@justaperson4656 3 года назад
@@paleofolk the spelling
@averagejoe8358
@averagejoe8358 3 года назад
@@paleofolk Nothings wrong with it, its "Roblocks" I have a problem with
@lollipop96537
@lollipop96537 3 года назад
I also got an iPhone 11 for Christmas, but I was NOT like this...I was so incredibly happy and grateful, because my last one(an iPhone 6S), it’s battery was fried so I would either get a new iPhone that was better and higher-quality, or another battery pack thingy. They got me the new iPhone for that reason, and also partially to reward me for treating my phone well(and by that I mean not breaking it, losing it, or anything along those lines). I was so happy ❤️😊
@bluesfrommississippi4493
@bluesfrommississippi4493 3 года назад
Five year old watches this video Rslash: She knows Santa’s not real right Five year old MOMMY
@Riverakienmas
@Riverakienmas 3 года назад
I mean... His videos are pretty PG-13, but still... 13 is old enough to know I think?
@propandapower7633
@propandapower7633 3 года назад
0:49 or alcohol. Just generally unnecessary things that can be addictive.
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
Nicotine is more addictive than heroine.
@ddm12111
@ddm12111 3 года назад
@7:02 has the same energy as “10 ppl died in the bronx last night”
@jorgefabian4220
@jorgefabian4220 3 года назад
13:33 "Mexican dollars" dang I laughed hard
@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 3 года назад
It was funny when he said "Mexican dollars" instead of Mexican pesos.
@WaifuPunisher
@WaifuPunisher 3 года назад
I lovee the "Mexican Dollars" xD it made my day
@guitarbass22
@guitarbass22 3 года назад
First story: just wanted to share a fun fact that I learned recently. So you know how you donate food to food banks? Sometimes everyone donates the exact same stuff to them to the extent that they have too much of one thing and not as much of anything else. So, beyond just volunteering time at a food bank (having done it before, I can attest that it’s actually quite a bit of fun), I do understand why they ask for cash donations as well as actual certain items that makes the food bank itself sound like a choosing beggar. Note: this does not excuse the choosing beggar’s attitude in this post...just wanting to share some knowledge 😊
@treebeard3570
@treebeard3570 3 года назад
When r/slash ruins Christmas for his children audience 😂😂😂
@Gamekanaal-net
@Gamekanaal-net 3 года назад
Mate youtube is 13+
@nottavros
@nottavros 3 года назад
@@Gamekanaal-net yet there’s still kids.
@treebeard3570
@treebeard3570 3 года назад
@@Gamekanaal-net don’t think I asked you?
@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06
@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 3 года назад
Another lotr fan!!! Hi also that part made me bust out laughing I was like whelp hope none of the kids that watch him see this video
@averagebriarmain
@averagebriarmain 3 года назад
mate is this mate a child?
@mellow3995
@mellow3995 3 года назад
Did any other Brits cringe when he said Morrisons at 2:42
@EAHacker35000vr
@EAHacker35000vr 3 года назад
"Well well well, how the turntables" [pauses] "...turned" rSlash avoiding that copyright strike at the last second LMAO
@cassplayz9101
@cassplayz9101 3 года назад
"Why wouldn't money suffice?" "I thought you needed food?" "GIMME SOME FREE MONEY FOR FOOD!" By then I would have said "Wait I have something for you." Gone to her house and given her some dog food
@doublejynx
@doublejynx 3 года назад
Imagine getting asked to make a RU-vid channel for a six year old
@hairsprayguy84
@hairsprayguy84 3 года назад
What content did they have
@joined_shores_art
@joined_shores_art 3 года назад
I would've denied so fast
@yauol
@yauol 3 года назад
Santa does exist, he just can't leave the basement.
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 года назад
Your basement?
@YourLocalYter
@YourLocalYter 3 года назад
oh about that... *FBI OPEN UP*
@maciejko__2689
@maciejko__2689 3 года назад
4:08 Hold up a second, this dude that is breaking into my house in Christmas every year isn't Santa?
@uk1ran
@uk1ran 3 года назад
Just woke up and rslash uploads this is gamer moment
@bdquest9999
@bdquest9999 3 года назад
Yes
@gryphon4909
@gryphon4909 3 года назад
I wake up to these usually not at the moment he uploads them though
@kingfrogs3928
@kingfrogs3928 3 года назад
Dang bro, you just crushed everyone’s dreams who believed in Santa 🤣
@PhoenixClipz
@PhoenixClipz 3 года назад
"if someome says they want money for food, but then turns down free food, does anyone else automatically assume they want money for drugs?" - Yes, yes we do.
@bulldogselfies1811
@bulldogselfies1811 3 года назад
The titular story is something I can relate to. My mom keeps complaining about how I got her a new iPhone SE 2 (has the same internals of the iPhone 11) instead of the 3x more expensive iPhone 12 that really only has a better camera, which she doesn't really use anyways.
@quantum6046
@quantum6046 3 года назад
Rslash: Does this Choosing Begger give anyone else Dwight Schrute Vibes? Me wearing a Schrute Farms Shirt: Yes
@GAMINGOBRIEN69
@GAMINGOBRIEN69 3 года назад
Who?
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
Who tf is Dwight Schrute?
@calvinthedestroyer
@calvinthedestroyer Год назад
If I ever sing or perform in front of an audience I'm gonna finish by saying "SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA!" lol
@aaronscrewface
@aaronscrewface 3 года назад
0:45 "Food" is also slang for crack. They probably wanted money for crack.
@StarstormAnimations
@StarstormAnimations 3 года назад
it's been said before, textbook addict asking for money for drugs. • *Makes up a dire situation which requires money.* • *Turns down any help that isn't cash in hand.*
@perfectlyflawed3061
@perfectlyflawed3061 3 года назад
Ok wait. I’m a 39m and I wasn’t aware people still used the phrase “long arm of the law”. As per my research and common knowledge, that “arm” keeps getting shorter and shorter everyday.
@JakeSweeper
@JakeSweeper 3 года назад
Wow.... the request about the furniture to support at least one heavy person "and" an elliptical machine was freaking hilarious.
@name-uh5ee
@name-uh5ee 3 года назад
13:54 4 are his family, 3 are his other accounts
@audrey1942
@audrey1942 2 года назад
mister 20 dollars every second sounds like dwight getting andy’s car and trying to get control from michael. “do it. do it. do it. right now don’t even think about it. give. me. control.”
@StevenNewman2008
@StevenNewman2008 3 года назад
Rslash I like you, but dont you, EVER, disrespect THE Dwight Shrute
@pooppooper9033
@pooppooper9033 3 года назад
Only a drunk person is ABLE to report someone for drunk driving while they’re drunk driving.
@mahirmannan1561
@mahirmannan1561 3 года назад
imagine rslash and redditor did a collab
@keciairon1291
@keciairon1291 3 года назад
I watch you every day, and fall asleep to your voice. You rSlash have no idea how much comfort your voice brings me.
@calmq-tips8367
@calmq-tips8367 3 года назад
Ah those titles! Gives me life everyday
@dr.doofenschmirtz7207
@dr.doofenschmirtz7207 3 года назад
I’m not sure if it was intentional, but I like the pfp of Barry from Pokémon platinum, diamond and pearl. P.s. yes I am getting the game remakes for diamond and pearl
@krbacon
@krbacon 3 года назад
A heavy duty couch with a single removable cushion is such a strange combination to me.
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
It might be difficult to find a couch with one large cushion to cover the entire couch. Just sayin.
@antoniomatec8810
@antoniomatec8810 3 года назад
imagine all the little kida vatching this video when he sad santa isnt real
@antoniomatec8810
@antoniomatec8810 3 года назад
thanks for the likes guys it means a lot
3 года назад
I love it when choosing beggars combines with malicious compliance.
@kimberleymcmillan682
@kimberleymcmillan682 3 года назад
14 minute video and someone has already disliked it 4 minutes after it was uploaded? Yeesh.
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
Haters will always hate. Eventually all of that hate will burn them up from the inside.
@moondarkside7281
@moondarkside7281 3 года назад
4:09 kids : * surprised pikachu face
@droffilcc8800
@droffilcc8800 3 года назад
Honestly, the 12 isn’t really much better than the 11. In terms of a “new” phone it’s kinda bad.
@peanuts1405
@peanuts1405 3 года назад
Cant even repair it yourself, you have to take to an apple store to get it serviced
@pgre
@pgre 3 года назад
@@peanuts1405 yeah, if you try to replace the camera or screen they don't work
@minecraftmobking2628
@minecraftmobking2628 3 года назад
Yeah, corporate people keep repeating the same things, but I plan to change all that.
@circadianizzy
@circadianizzy 3 года назад
Apple thinks it knows what's best for the users, which makes sense given that most of Apple's users don't know what's best for themselves.
@madambutterfly1997
@madambutterfly1997 3 года назад
Us Instagram artist should start drafting contracts just to avoid dealing with the choosingbeggars and fake influencers. So that way if they ever try to pull anything we can sue them for everything they have.
@ZoraSorata
@ZoraSorata 3 года назад
M E X I C A N D O L L A R S They're "pesos", not dollars.
@itsrainingnans2187
@itsrainingnans2187 3 года назад
2:05 i love it how if an ig account has 10k they immediately think theyre an internet sensation when on youtube thats barely anything
@DarkAngel-sk2qf
@DarkAngel-sk2qf 3 года назад
I heard if you say their name 3 times, something happens. rSlash rSlash rSlash
@BlasphemousJohn
@BlasphemousJohn 3 года назад
An entitled parent just beat the shit out of me what the fu-
@DarkAngel-sk2qf
@DarkAngel-sk2qf 3 года назад
@@BlasphemousJohn ALIENS EXIST
@deniseeulert2503
@deniseeulert2503 2 года назад
Geez, 22 lb turkey by itself was quite a gift, not to mention all the trimmings. That CB really screwed themself over.
@lightningbolt171
@lightningbolt171 3 года назад
Why people want something "new" each year, and that thing ends being the same? , just buy one cellphone that you know will last for years
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 3 года назад
I have the cheapest cellphone the store could sell me that supports all the necessary apps, never wanted the newest or most expensive one lol.
@mer200
@mer200 3 года назад
Mine will just be broken after 2 years, so I will buy one that has an okayish price, so I have money to repair them. Also, spend €1200 for a phone each year is a waste imo. Most of them don't need an expensive phone for their usage, they just like to show other people that they have money
@13BGunBunny
@13BGunBunny 3 года назад
I had the same cell phone (3G) for about 10 years and it served my purposes well until it finally took a dump. I recently got a new phone (Samsung Galaxy A71 5G) and I was lost when I first looked at all of the functions on it. lol
@emilyellis9399
@emilyellis9399 3 года назад
Dwight would NEVER become a choosing beggar......he has bears, beets, and battlestar!!! Oh, and Angela....
@dragonmaster964
@dragonmaster964 3 года назад
Wait.... Santa isn’t real?????!!!!!!!
@fireiron369
@fireiron369 3 года назад
Only people on the naughty list say that to trick other people to also be on the naughty list as well
@dragonmaster964
@dragonmaster964 3 года назад
@@fireiron369 ohh thx
@_fandomcatcrazy_823
@_fandomcatcrazy_823 3 года назад
Also can we just for like 20 seconds apretieat that r/ posts every. Single. Day. This amazing content that no doubt takes longer to record and edit that we ever think about? Thank you, r/ for bringing me and all other viewers of yours joy and laughter with your amazing voices and awesome telling of these reddit stories. This man needs some C R E D I T!!!
@funkytoasts4768
@funkytoasts4768 3 года назад
When you see an rslash video on a topic you hate: Screw you, I'll see you tomorrow
@tabs157
@tabs157 3 года назад
I’m like that for any /AmIThe@$$hole 🤨
@gachakitty4324
@gachakitty4324 3 года назад
I was playing ooblets and one of the people legit said exactly this “I hate when people want to be paid for art. Like little kids can make art so why should we charge for it?”
@bazdris8132
@bazdris8132 3 года назад
3.1k views in ten minutes Pog
@bazdris8132
@bazdris8132 3 года назад
Actually this came at a good time as I'm having a hard time sleeping rn ty again Rslash :)
@kristinawentz8801
@kristinawentz8801 3 года назад
Lmao at the guys with the stolen car. Gotta love the dumb criminals.😅🤣
@skyw3419
@skyw3419 3 года назад
Bruh really? I got the iPhone no one has
@FlashDrive356
@FlashDrive356 3 года назад
And that would be a...?
@perrywyse5929
@perrywyse5929 3 года назад
Geez that 'Yo' kills me everytime!
@pretzelmonkey3
@pretzelmonkey3 3 года назад
For that first story, thats why you shouldn’t really give money to homeless people.
@ReigoVassal
@ReigoVassal 3 года назад
Sometimes they might really need money. Like buying meds. Or other needs. But everything we can do is just give them what we could. If you don't like how they spend it then you can just stop giving to them.
@pretzelmonkey3
@pretzelmonkey3 3 года назад
@Operative Oof yeah a lot if homeless people end up that way because of their addiction. This is why you should get them food or a drink instead of cash.
@meelia4593
@meelia4593 3 года назад
"By now, she knows santa isn't real, right?" I understand where you're coming from. You'd think that an adult wouldn't believe that there's some invisible man that watches everything you do so they can reward you if you're good and punish you if you're bad, because that's absolutely ridiculous and yet...
@Shade_Durza
@Shade_Durza 3 года назад
5 seconds ago gang
@didyasaysomethin2me
@didyasaysomethin2me 3 года назад
You're never too old to believe in Santa. There must be a Clause in the contract for that. But IDK... maybe ask Tim Allen?
@liamgeoghegan1247
@liamgeoghegan1247 3 года назад
She must know that praying also doesn’t work
@amelia7317
@amelia7317 3 года назад
rSlash: she knows Santa isn’t real, right?... The little kids watching this video that thought Santa was real: *muffled sobbing*
@thenicnacshack1322
@thenicnacshack1322 3 года назад
Hello m8 good video I’m was first try me
@blipblop61
@blipblop61 3 года назад
I doubt that when I clicked the vid it said 0 views
@thenicnacshack1322
@thenicnacshack1322 3 года назад
@@blipblop61 I’m the one with the longest comment on the video by time
@FlashDrive356
@FlashDrive356 3 года назад
You are actually first, I checked.
@thenicnacshack1322
@thenicnacshack1322 3 года назад
The way to be first don’t have a life and keep Refreshing the page lol
@FlashDrive356
@FlashDrive356 3 года назад
@@thenicnacshack1322 LMAO, that's how you do it. 🤣 I thought the RU-vid notification god just blessed you.
@ChosenOne41
@ChosenOne41 3 года назад
0:12 "I'm hungry and all my money has gone towards pets" so why not eat your pets then? lol
@brinst_ar
@brinst_ar 3 года назад
Wow, i'm early!
@daniexmachina
@daniexmachina 3 года назад
Ops date was like, I haven't eaten all day and I'm starving but don't you dare take me to a Friday's!
@albertotequida6964
@albertotequida6964 3 года назад
"Mexican dollars" LOL!
@Dr_Kyutoko
@Dr_Kyutoko 2 года назад
Wait... wait... Santa isn't real!? Rslash, say it aint so!!
@BPWiffleBall
@BPWiffleBall 3 года назад
1:10 I want a phone so much I don't even care what type it is
@sergioalanis1099
@sergioalanis1099 3 года назад
"Mexican dollars" got me off guard ngl
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