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Crappy designs one of my favorites, I'm excited for this episode

Robin, we NEED the story about how the drinks fucked up your nerves. Honestly, how did that happen? I need to know

6:10 this is made to reduce the flow of rainwater into drainage or along the surface (potential of flooding). You need areas, where water is „stored“ and you eigther make just a poolsthat is empty for like 300days a year, or you use these „rainwater delaying starge“ for something useful in sunny waether, like a playground

The airline safety card one is basically trying to say: "If you look out the emergency exit window and see broken glass/metal or fire, or that water has risen above the level of the door, do not go through that exit." It doesn't make a lot of sense when you isolate that picture like that, but in context, most people can figure out what it's trying to say. Sure, it would probably make more sense to have that instruction written out in text, but safety cards must be designed to be universal and user-friendly, so that in an emergency, the most people have a shot of utilising that information to escape a crashed airplane alive. You can't write safety instructions in every language and fit them onto an A4-sized card, and even if you could, some people can't read at all, and those who can aren't gonna read a wall of text, hence the use of pictograms instead.

"why would anyone want to be a crusader?" *Puts 100$ crusader helmet away*

1:15 When you’re playing the Sims and you realize that you forgot the toilet but don’t want to mess with your build too much.

At 5:00, that is a wheelchair elevator. The small ramp up to it flips up to block the back, and you can see the inside walls are separate from the outside

Crappy design is truly crappy & makes me feel way better about myself

"Who wants to be a Crusader?" Well, Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary....

Even the kid on the crusader box looked disappointed in the product's poor naming

4:20 Those appear to be flight safety instructions for passengers. Look out of the window to see if the surroundings are safe. Beware of debris (I think), fire and the fact the aircraft may have landed in water. These mostly apply to emergency landings.

0:30 robin's voice went up to lexi levels of high lmao

9:55 i love how that chibi was like "That's what she said" after robin was explaining about the tiny head. idk why, so dont ask

3:40 The "inflatable dock" also has a big "H" on it meaning it's also either a helipad or a hospital.

5:51 Wear that, mess up your spine, go to a doctor, get sent to a physiotherapist, get told to wear that, fix your spine, wear it again, mess up your spine, go to a doctor...

I wonder sometimes what it would be like to use the job of a designer to purposely sow the seeds of chaos and discourse in society.

*These designers are the same people that got bumped up three or four grades because their parents thought they were smart*

Day 88 of asking Emkay for a collab video between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators

7:38 by the way the outlet looks it's probably a GFCI outlet thus being safe to put in a shower yeah the rooms power may be cut off if water gets into it or it's just a straight up fire risk

0:13 this has the same vibes as when Markiplier says “I have very small hands” in his Saiko No Sutoka video

9:25 The only thing I got from this is it's okay to have beer when under 21.

Notice how most of bad designs are made for wheel chairs.

Robin talked about the seltzer and now I'm concerned, is he ok?? What disability is he referring to?

3:59 THAT CLEARLY SAYS "Lets buy some overpriced icecream at this nightmare fuel" THE BUT WAS CLEARLY A TYPO

7:23 nah fam, that's not a mystery shoe, the textures just haven't loaded in yet

4:30 if you see debris, fire/smoke, or water, do not use those emergency exits and listen to flight attendant instructions. Not that hard

6:45 That ain’t no samurai that’s a nun chuck

Public restrooms genuinely make me consider adult pampers

0:55 think it was meant to say " In the hot tub, is my happy place!"

6:55 im literally gonna rip my eyes out , Jesus christ im literally crying

2:22 I had a measuring beaker with printed red text once, that washed right off. This sh*t must come to an end soon.

7:00. Almost game me a f-Ing stroke. I know there’s a subreddit for that but I can’t think of it right now. Jesus

On that ‘samuri’ costume, look how sad that child is 😂

6:55 That is the impossiblest-to-figure-out elevator arrangement I’ve ever seen!

0:35 actually that chair is designed that way so that a lot of chair can be stacked on top of each other and transported from a one place to another .. the chair mostly bought by renting companies that rent this for family functions, house warmings etc.

I always have to wonder how drunk/high people are when they design these things

Actually me and a couple of the bros found some spoons that bend without heating. They may have been fresh out of the dishwasher, I have no idea, but it worked.

Crappy design is slowly turning into I had a Stroke.

At 4:11 he was like this guy looks like a bro He is eating another ice cream cone he's a cannibal not a bro

I understand that, without my agreement, EmKay have put out a video late this afternoon that I will be watching for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with EmKay for 2023. I will be watching EmKay next year. (if you know you know)

I'm kinda convinced that some people on r/crappydesign purposely typo or make their titles have no sense, just so everyone can have a crappy time reading them.

3:12 I love how perfectly it lead it up to result.

9:00 is an island off of RI its called block island

6:47 Bread Boys: All around me are familiar faces,worn out places,worn out faces

I have a neurological disorder too it sucks I have tics and it’s worse first waking up, too hot, and when I’m anxious or nervous..

THEY ARE BRINGING THE FAN ART BACK?! YAY

Dude the Denver Cheesecake Factory… lots of good memories there

4:00 let’s buy some overpriced ice cream at this nightmare fuel

0:00 well if you are tired of physics, this is useful.

5:05 let's spend 5'000$ on a wheelchair elevator and leave a step at the end...

The botched impala looks like a pokefusion attempt with Vaporeon and Arceus...

6:45 who WOULDNT want to be a crusader

About the arrow diagram that ends in the the Mango drink. The 'crappy' part is that the left path leads you to the drink overriding the 'are you 21+?' requisite. So, this advertising is saying that you can drink what i assume is an alcoholic beverage even if you are underage, by using the left loophole.

3:53 Whoa nature is so cool

Hmm ... I wonder if the creator of that product ad cover at 6:45 assumed that the Samurai were something of an equivalent to the Knights Templers.

the 'octagon' is an icosahedron (capped pentagonal antiprism with 20 faces) - nothing octagonal about it

My favorite Narator with my favorite episode type

"In the hot tub, my happy place, in the hot tub..." This could me a chorus of a 50 Cents feat. Somebonby song

Omg the flooded playground looks SOOO FUNNN!!! Really, I'd love to go on this lol

7:09 If I were to guess, Spray paint. My dad has bought items before that supposedly can be put in or over fires before and a few of them came spray painted for some reason. . .Fire removes spray paint and other sorts of decorations like that. . .Kinda just melts and or foams up and eventually falls off. Apparently it's supposed to help prevent rust or something?

bro that cheese place always inflicted pain on me

8:30 this exact picture was in the great wolf lodge I stayed at

4:16 robin basically made this an r/bonehurtingjuice post lol

4:44 the person who designed this must be a DND fan cause that looks like a D20 to me

6:45 even the poor kid doesn't wanna be a crusader XD

6:46 I just love how sad the kid in that picture looks...

the picture in the thumbnail is actually from my primary school, its been like that for years until now, and that is a pretty recent picture because they repainted the school the orange like a year or 2 ago

6:14 genius design if it rains it turns into an outdoor swimming pool :)

4:10 he's an ice cream man licking (and presumably eating) a baby, naw, I wouldn't trust that guy for a second.

That playground has a dual purpose as a water park now.

4:53 oh for the love of all things road trip come on Pennsylvania Turnpike

8:00 I saw a really oddly positioned urinal last week at a horse arena. The wall shielded the view from the stall door, but not the sink...? Wish I had a picture now

Hope everyone is safe and loved today!

6:16 I know that park. Rarely gets that bad when it rains and it's super fun when it's dry

I really do love the outros. Totally not me thinking my youtube is buggy everytime. But it's funny tho

yes

2:57 this isn’t crappy design, it’s actually pretty clever design, that impala logo is intentionally botched to interlink with the Canadian flag G, and it’s two normal American flags mirrored with a clipping mask shaped like an N. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this. The flags aren’t incorrect. The impala logo isn’t even botched, the mid matched font is intentional to emphasize the region they operate in (which is informative, and informative logos are good for growth!) most logos use a similar tactic to share key details about their services. The LTD. font is often REQUIRED to be that specific font so it doesn’t count.

Those kinds of measuring cups usually that the measurements embossed on the underside of the handle. Which makes it so much more confusing on why they choose to print the top

6:44 Because the holy land ain’t gonna reconquer itself

the people who designed these designed it very well for someone who was high

I love this and gate it at the same time

Congrats on 3 mil guys 😄

YO THATS MY RUSTY WASHING MACHINE! It’s famous and I could not tell you why- but yeah I’m u/crappy_salt

3:37 the joke is the person is scaled incorrectly, he would be 25 feet tall if was as tall as 2 decks when kneeling.

The last one had me rolling.

"Cause every little thing...is A L R I G H T G O N N A B E !"

8:58 tbh the logo is actually quite good, it just need to increase the size

9:20 This actually caused someone to create that subreddit. It's almost all about making fun of the ad.

4:30 That is a safety card for when looking out through the emergency door of an airplane, if there is wreckage, fire, or water, don’t open the door as it could cause injury or death to yourself or other passengers

5:25 better have some power to reach the toilet, if you want to go the correct way

9:00 the New England airways symbol is a map of Block island, in Rhode Island, it’s an interesting choice instead of doing the New England map or something like that

4:39 that's an icosahedron.

Samurai Costume . Forgot to mention the boy either is pissed or disappointed....

At least the silhouette of the icosahedron Octagon uses in their logo is an octagon. Still doesn't make sense to use an icosahedron though.

4:38 if you ignore the inside lines it is actually an irregular octagon

2:20 We have those. I hand wash those carefully. A tip to those things, etch in the measurement.

HOLY SHIT MY POST IS IN AN EMKAY VIDEO I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

0:28 everything’s alright and gonna be alright

Quite frankly, the ice cream mascot doesn't look that bad... except for the blood looking stains on the ice cream...

lol the parkour for wheelchair one is an elevator. You drive the wheelchair inside and push a button and it lifts to the door.