r/Crappydesign | YOU HAD ONE JOB! 

Emkay is the only thing keeping me sane along with waiting for gorillaz song machine season 2

8:39 "It feels like a biblically accurate dentist office." Robin is so funny man.

EVEN THE PANDAS EXPRESSION MAKES THE DESIGN HONESTLY BETTER 😂

5:02 "natural home" 5:10 "just one more game to play" 7:06 "find today in the ordinary" 8:27 "love people, use things. the opposite never works out" the opposite being "use people, love things"

“Crappy design” is like “a*hole design” except the people are just dumb instead of it being on purpose lol

3:57 This is a fairly common problem with pre-existing hair/headgear pieces, but I recognise that minifigure! He only appeared in the massive UCS Mos Eisley Cantina set, and that headpiece was made just for that character, so why couldn't they accommodate the double printing?!

Pro tip: if you ever get called into a meeting, never say “it wasn’t me.” Edit: I love how nobody gets that it’s an Among Us joke.

Honestly, a lot of the construction related ones from this sub aren't even crappy design, it's usually a change that was made after the fact. A good example is an old building I had classes in when I was in college originally had an entrance/exit on the second floor, but the stairs and platform were removed to make room when another building was being built next to it. Rather than remove the door, it was just sealed shut so it now looks like there's a door on the second floor with nothing under it.

The person who designed that elevator button pad just wanted people to suffer

"everybody farts... even your mom" that felt smooth

8:15 Actually, no, the only issue is a lack of commas. Love people, Use things, The Opposite never works out. It's actually a good one if you can place the commas manually

1:17 the numbers on the left in the first 2 rows go down by two's, while the other three rows go down by three's (minus the last two and that random 6). There's your pattern Robin!

Anyone else notice how Jack's been doing most of the videos recently? Like, there are a couple recent ones done by Robin (I think, no more intros so idk who's who anymore), but it's just those two. What happened to Lexi? I love Jack and Robin, but I miss Lexi.

0:51 these are just the new roblox rthro packages

I absolutely adore novelty mugs! I have specific mugs for specific drinks (autism and ocd go brrrrr) and novelty mugs help me differentiate between them. I have a pumpkin mug for coffee, and a cauldron mug for hot chocolate (the froth and whipped cream make it look like a witch's brew :>). I do agree they still need to be vaguely mug shaped (at least round) for easy drinking and cleaning, but nothing quite matches the feeling of sitting in the sun in my fae outfit (ears, fangs, medieval clothes, crown, the lot), reading a book and sipping hot cocoa out of a cauldron. Nothing matches the look of absolute bewilderment on the kids that pass by my house either

missed opportunity to call mannequin kid “Mannekid”

somehow i managed to read out natural home at 05:03..... my brain makes even less sense than that billboard xd

9:07 that face is something that is BEYOND cursed. I am officially weary now.

8:15 That's the title of a book, and an example of the importance of punctuation. The original title is _Love People, Use Things: Because the Opposite Never Works_

2:52 Bro, at my school before I graduated, the guys bathroom doors *never* stayed shut and could not be locked! The sliders were just a few centimeters above the holes and they would always just slowly open every time you pulled them shut. That doesn’t even begin to cover everything that actually happened *IN* that bathroom. Someone broke a sink, someone shit I a urinal, and it got flooded MULTIPLE TIMES. So yeah, in a nutshell my school didn’t take care of the guys’ bathrooms

2:00 There are many driveways like that in croatia lmao

Veichular manslaughter

"biblically accurate dentist's office" im CRYING

I always love when y’all censor swear words with BEANS. Always catches me off guard and it’s the best

I'm assuming the "JUST JUST ONE MORE GAME GAME TO PLAY" was a mistake on employees side, probably supposed to be a 2x size "JUST" and "GAME" but someone instead put 2x words If I'm correct it would have been something like J U S T one more G A M E to play

2:05 I used to live in a house that had a garage exactly like that, and with it being in the mountains above a lake in Switzerland, it snowed a lot. I value public transportation :)

1:40 Reminds me of this stupid ad i’ve been seeing. Has a model ripped Alien/Xenomorph queen model, Starship trooper warrior bugs, an astronaut with a minigun, and that is as far as I got before skipping.

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

Still not resubbing until I see a lexi or jack vid

7:11 I think it says "Find in the ordinary". I think the different colored letters are supposed to spell something too, but I can't figure it out

4:30 "can't hurt you if you can't see it."

I love it when I'm trying to look at one of the pictures on screen and it starts vibrating with Damien's laughter so I can't tell what I'm looking at. It always happens right at the beginning of when the picture is shown too, and it makes it impossible to relate to the laughter I'm hearing until the vibrating stops and I'm able to process what's even in the picture. It's an... interesting... editing decision.

3:08 the arrow isn't backwards, the sign is upside down. It's pointing you to the Knights who say, "NI!" You may only enter if you bring a shrubbery.

9:31, great job EmKay, you managed to mess up the hiding. Vid was great to watch tho.

5:34 It does not taste like those things mixed together. More like like creamy pineapple with bubblegum.

7:07 “find in the ordinary” I hate it

10:10 The rest of her is in the backrooms.

I'm so good at reading bullshit signs. I read Just One More Game so easily while Jack never got it, same with the Find In The Ordinary

7:01 is it good or bad I first read it as "find in the ordinary"

They gave hand sanitizer bottles that look like a water bottle to EVERY STAFF IN THE LAGRGEST ELEMENTRY SCHOOL IN A DISTRIC WITH ONE OF THE BIGEST HIGH SCHOOLS BUT NOT ONLT THE ELEMENTARY EVRY SCHOOL GOT THEM IN THE DISTRIC AND LA DISTRIC , HOW DID THIS HAPPPEN

to me, the first one looks like it was made correctly for the door that was originally there, but they replaced said door with one without space for a lock. their solution was to cut space for the lock out of the door jamb

3:07 genuinely making me reconsider my whole spatial map

The biblically accurate denist office is my favorite part lol

9:25 for anyone else who had to do a quick Google check, yes that is actually how you spell the noun, licence vs license (British vs American English too)

Someone: What do you do for living? “I look at memes and analyze it which is absolutely unnecessary”

9:53 The liquor store I frequent sells hand sanitizer in the shape of dollar shots... keep your eyes peeled.

4:04 My oven is pretty similar to this one. You press the button and the light turns on in the oven. What more evidence do you need?!

1:23 "Alright just don't move my arm and go down the stairs" "Oh now my other arm is broken"

5:20 makes perfect sense when you remove duplicate words

The fact that i've played Pixel Gun 3D before makes seeing that ad so much funnier to me

1:42 Oh AHN I'm glad that's where my health insurance money is going.

I've seen so many of these posts that I've now mastered the ability to read the horrible typography

If it helps with the door thing, in 1974, for some reason, everyone who was building my house decided "Hey, you know what's a good idea for every indoor door? GODDAMN PIPE FIXINGS FOR THE BOLT LATCH." I'm not kidding either, we found out when my sister and mom had to replace my door handle since it couldn't close for a long time so later my mom had to take a crowbar we had and almost break my door only to find out later that every other door in the house had the exact same brand of gold pipe fixing which was why they all sucked ass.

9:36 what’s that? Oh my nightmare demon wants this image back

7:13 i’m scarily good at deciphering these kinds of things, so while it still domestic make that much sense, the most understandable thing seemed to be Find In the Ordinary

That ad at 1:32 doesn’t do pixel gum 3d justice

the tire swings are really normal in germany tho, and from experience I can say that they are lit

I remember Peeps. In the 80's, I ran across a pack of knock-off Peeps in which one of the ingredients was literally, "polystyrene."

UK toilets are not ok, I'm getting tired of doing cubicle yoga while peeing because the locks don't work.

Biblical accurate dentist got me laughing

1:15 looks like whoever wired the panel did it ass backwards, didn't know how to fix it and said "fuck it, they'll figure it out"

The sign at the carnival actually does make sense, just weird that it’s at a carnival. Love people Use things The opposite doesn’t usually work out Meaning using people and loving things doesn’t usually work.

4:26 no see he's a Wraith Drone from Stargate thats why its covering his eyes 9:34 "What happened to the stairs?!" -"My parents took them down because I am grounded." --"That's disturbing."

I think that toy at 2:12 is an old Ghostbusters toy from the 90s. I used to have it. There is a lever or something on the back that makes monster feet pop out of the bottom, some kind of wings pop out of the sides of the legs and the head goes into the chest which rotates to show a monster face.

5:57 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that, if I screw up saying something, I will repeat what I said in an incredulous tone to mock myself. 8:24 No, that makes sense "Love people, use things. The opposite never works out." The opposite is "Love things, use people." and it never does work out.

1:19 I can now perfectly chose the floor I want with that array of buttons just by looking at it

5:11 "just one game, just more game to play" kinda makes sense or mabey "just one game to play, just more game"

1:05 No,no, no you’ve got it all wrong. You see, this is a LEGO game. You have to pull them at the same time as another person and some studs will pop out of the wall as the alarm goes off.

The 1st one really makes me saying "wth" numerous times

As someone from the UK, nope, our toilet doors can be crap too.

7:06 “find in the ordinary” is what I think it says 🗿👏🏽

1:47 never thought I’d see something from my hometown in this Reddit

I miss intros. It’s just one of those things that brightens your spirit

Not gonna lie, I literally was like "dude I wanna try to sit on that chair.. I can spread my legs and blame it on the structure there. Free reason to manspread"

That elevator panel looks like an Advent calendar.

1:19 There actually is a pattern. The three rows on the right are separated from the two on the left side. If you look from the bottom to top and from left to right you can find your destination. ( The only exceptions would be 6 on the left side. Also There are a few floors missing.)

7:08 : I think it says "Find in the ordinary" which still doesn't make sense, but makes more sense than " Find in he Otd dernary, f-uh"

I think it's also OUR bathroom doors that suck too. Wait, entrances or stalls?

4:50 I think it’s “polished” concrete.

5:00 Natural Home 7:04 Find In The Ordinary 8:15 Love People, Use Things. The Opposite Never Works Out; the opposite being, Use People, Love Things.

NOT KIMIMARO- WHAT DID THEY DO TO KIMIMAROOO

The sign at 7:00 says "Find the ordinary." I have no idea how I read that so easily, but there you go.

The sign that you were trying to read was actually find in the ordinary

I almost feel like SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE at TurboLock, let it happen on purpose.

5:07 Natural Home? 7:05 Find In The Ordinary?

1:06 that building places its fire requirements like Titanic placed its lifeboats

One job man, one job

9:50 Das ist einfach meine Kindheit gewesen mit diesen Schaukeln, egal das man da fast runterfällt es macht wenigstens spaß :)

This subreddit I rlly like but is mini rly infuriating

You get out of the pool, and suddenly a new emkay video. Life can’t get better.

7:08 "find in the ordinary" is what I got

I discovered the elevator pattern. The three columns on the right are ascending from left to right from 7 to 27, the left two columns are ascending from 28 to 40, six is just hanging out in the corner, apparently this building has no 2nd through 4th floor, there's whatever CP2 is, and as cursed as this is it's even worse that they left in the 13th floor when it is standard etiquette to skip floor 13 on skyscrapers out of superstition

1:32 game is (or at least was) really good

I never quite trust my feet when I’m going down a set of stairs (autism and clumsiness both go brrr) and the stairs at 1:25 would cause me so much stress for like no reason

1:33 that is legit the best fps in the world and it’s my childhood HOW DARE YO7 😡😡😡😡

The worst ferris wheels are the double decker ones. They never tie them down fully.

2:15 That's Hard Hat Horror from the Haunted Humans series of the Real Ghost Busters toyline. His head supposed to be that small because of the monster transformation gimmick.

01:57 to the guys who dont know: Garages like that almost ever have heated driveways so that snow is instantly melting and ice cant even form.

5:23 I think it says just one more game to play

The carny slogan does make sense: love people, use things, not the other way round [use people, love things] because that never works out. They could have used some punctuation, though.