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Top posts from r/Crappydesign on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@quantumpectin6769 2 года назад

The high crosswalk button is actually a legitimate thing, but it's about equestrian crossing so people don't have to get off of their horses (know this from working in traffic, not cause I'm rich)

@Br3ttM 2 года назад

I've heard of two buttons for pedestrians and bikes, so I wondered if that extra high button was for horses, or they just really overestimated how tall bikes are.

@animequeen9711 2 года назад

Wow the rich will do anything to avoid getting off their high horse

@alch3mIx 2 года назад

@@animequeen9711 nice one there

@englishash1812 2 года назад

@@Br3ttM penny farthings are tall :D

@pupgaming5072 Год назад

No it is definitely because you are rich

@doejangus1383 2 года назад

As Bob Ross would say... these are simply "happy little accidents"

@Fazmemes357 2 года назад

Like me!

@blazefromhoenn 2 года назад

The first one is actually a horrible giant accident

@xtvemil 2 года назад

@@Fazmemes357 oof

@forgettableallosaurus7916 2 года назад

Correction, WERE happy little accidents... Untill they were seen

@Duptipter 2 года назад

what about the pikachu one

@Shadohime 2 года назад

I miss EmKay's intro and outro sequences. I miss hearing Jack say "I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back" and Lexi's iconic "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi". Please, EmKay, bring back the classics?

@Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

What about, Hello,its Robin,and what's poppin?

@commenterwow715 2 года назад

I miss them so much :(

@Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

@@commenterwow715 same.

@Liggliluff 2 года назад

I think they should just keep that part. Their previous intro with the music, and them just talking about what the sub is and all that, it just took up much time. They have data on this, because so many people skip it. If he just said "I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back" in like 3-5 seconds, and then just began the episode, I think that would satisfy most people. It's too short for anyone to really skip, and it's still an intro. Making everyone happy? :)

@SailorYuki 2 года назад

Me too. These videos are getting boring. I want the fan art back too.

@heidistokes9273 2 года назад

That top button exists for people on horseback. Presumably that crossing was out in the countryside somewhere where horse ownership is reasonably common

@Last_Survivor593 2 года назад

Oh boy I sure do hate when a dismembered hand holding a football gets attached to my bike wheel. Happens all the time and ruins my day 😔

@latileaf260 2 года назад

I know dude happened to me yesterday 😪

@norma8686 2 года назад

How do you get it off?

@user-hj4sb5rh4k 2 года назад

Same man

@falloutgamer347 2 года назад

@@norma8686 chainsaw

@imCinful 2 года назад

0:48 Depending on how fast you're driving, driving into this has a 1% chance to transport you to the secret sky level!

@ConnorPugs 2 года назад

The standing wipers do not fear such an image

@criminalhypnosis 2 года назад

First lol

@aliartz8780 2 года назад

@MasqueradeGoblin 2 года назад

You are connor pugs from the connor pugs youtube channel

@tom2089rr 2 года назад

@@aliartz8780 yk a b c d e f u and your weird ass name

@spacequitlmao 2 года назад

@Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

20th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Zach.

@snoote533 2 года назад

I'll reply for teh sake of being a reply

@snoote533 2 года назад

But yeah, good idea

@NicoandIndy 2 года назад

Their not gonna do it if you ask 20 times.

@RyRydrums 2 года назад

Yes

@Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

@@NicoandIndy I ask once per video,counting every time,every video since I started.

@turtrocx 2 года назад

that pikachu looks like it haunts kids nightmares

@Liggliluff 2 года назад

The Swedish word for banana is "banan", and the Swedish word for track/lane/path is "bana" which in the definite (the) form is "banan", pronounced differently. So "tunnelbanan" can mean both "tunnel banana" and "tunnel track" (which is the Swedish word for metro).

@LadyPii 2 года назад

Finnish cartoonist Pertti Jarla made a comic about a Finn visiting Sweden. He asked directions to tunnelbanan, and was shown a giant banana in a tunnel.

@brockbracken318 2 года назад

I feel like r/crappydesign and r/onejob are pretty much same thing

@delphi_The_Artist 2 года назад

R/onejob is the subreddit for people who did their job wrong, r/crappydesign was intentional.... Which makes it worse 😵

@IceBlueLugia 2 года назад

There’s a lot of similar subreddits. It’s all entertaining anyway

@Firewall546 2 года назад

Also r/notmyjob

@pokenattwist 2 года назад

Bro what did they do to Pikachu? 💀

@iknowmymemeslol9714 2 года назад

Pikachu been through alot

@logann-r9153 2 года назад

yes

@valarian4423 2 года назад

1:22 a lot of bowling ally’s will have moving chairs to leave walkways clear and to tuck themselves in. I figure the chair is on a bar that pulls out while it rotates

@enricofermi3471 2 года назад

The Saliva water is double hilarious when you know that the "tastiest" water is the one that has the closest PH to saliva in your mouth. That's why some waters are "tasty" and some are "bland", even though it's only a microscopic difference in mineral composition.

@Taco_King00 2 года назад

0:15 The person who designed that should been deported to Denmark /An angry Swede Tunnelbanana or cykelbanana 😂😂

@flareisroyalty 2 года назад

The higher crosswalk button is for people on horses.

@nykoiscool 2 года назад

this is my favorite reddit on this channel, its absolutely hilarious

@themomandpopyoutubeshop923 2 года назад

Love the Crappydesign videos EmKay!

@videakias3000 2 года назад

10:09 I think that they put 3 hands because one of the employees one of those aliens that used to work for the pc port of mass effect.

@Ramsey276one 2 года назад

1:43 Vampire Wear XD

@cruja8399 2 года назад

i mean ....yes the claim is stupid from tier but the Fennec (?) is cute (and considering that Tier means animal in german makes it somewhat funny)

@Ghost_Riley_TF141 2 года назад

8:38 this genuinely got me lol

@SIS3W3N 2 года назад

1:51 At least it isn't New Zealand for once. No one gets left off as many maps as they do.

@kairossnt 2 года назад

Filipinos: *wElL aT lEaSt It IsN’T NeW zEaLaNd*

@SIS3W3N 2 года назад

@@kairossnt Blow me, twatwaffle.

@bobross38 2 года назад

0:01 After the decline of Pokémon in 2005 pikachu was replaced by Raichu and on May 17th, 2009, pikachu fell in a sewer pipe which mutated him. He later got a job at Walmart as a play thingy that kids liked. I’m August of that same year, Pokémon sales risen as people wanted pikachu back. He was hired on back on Pokémon with a 13 year contract that gets extended every year.

@sandrakiss8711 2 года назад

that surprise step one gave me flashbacks to when I broke my ankle full blow due to last step being bigger height on stairs

@thingsidoomed 2 года назад

I love this subreddit

@fakenails 2 года назад

0:47 that glitch in the matrix one looks like it's somewhere in Asia. We got ghetto fabulous too. It's common to brick up gates there if you don't have a car in high breaking and entering areas.

@cocolete_pan 2 года назад

1:05 that looks like when technobalde drop kicked that child. 😆 in "self defence" 😂

@itsskyler98 2 года назад

7:32 my side of town that i live in has lots of these which sucks cause usually the end right before the yards where people don't mow

@BILLYBOBSGRILL 2 года назад

Sometimes I like to think that the kind of people whom make this well die a gruesome death because of someone else's mistake.

@Liggliluff 2 года назад

(9:20) Someone tried to excuse "99 cent" stores, with that "all their prices ends with .99" ... so like a normal store?

@lottiemorton6373 2 года назад

This is brilliant 👏

@ThisGuy6866 2 года назад

Already on the first post and in pain

@CheezClubRBLX 2 года назад

The a is for alligator one is so crappy it has been in 2 crappy design videos and one of them has it as the thumbnail

@christosgiannopoulos828 2 года назад

3:43 Those are landmines for sure

@Generic-Cat-Drawing 2 года назад

Hey guys! I leanrt First Aid this week! Isn’t it cool to learn how to help people!

@jabur81 Год назад

7:27 you’re an adult male who gets PAID to find it amusing. I, for one, am incredibly jealous

@Asp3n_or_something 2 года назад

This is easily one of my favorite subreddits, but... why another one? Lexi recently did an r/crappydesign on the channel, didn't she?

@lunarjellie 2 года назад

maybe the uploading schedule got messed up? idk

@zpick2012 2 года назад

jack always cheers me up on the darkest days

@tom2089rr 2 года назад

Everything can be ruined even more with 0 I Q

@arcusal3744 2 года назад

1:00 smh my head, cant believe somebody would do that

@Ramsey276one 2 года назад

10:00 O M G XD

@Ramsey276one 2 года назад

1:15 Judo BUT JUST THE SILHOUETTE XD

@evenberg8499 2 года назад

I hate elevators, and those flimsy sheds in apartment basements you are supposed to store your beloved belongings in.

@SnarkyToad1985 2 года назад

5:52 i was enjoying a nice drink but then he said tactical pooping and shot it out my nose, now i have to clean the carpet. Thanks for that

@thedarkone5049 2 года назад

5:04 the reason for our english beaing so bad is that we have to learn:polish,english,german,russian and our fucking schools are harder

@pickleplaysgames4569 2 года назад

4:10 that is actually purposeful. Apple thought that since it had so much charge people would just charge it overnight and it would never die during use.

@kylzepolaczkowaty2197 2 года назад

Some call it crappy designs I call it corporate design so they can make money

@Octo_0687 2 года назад

Crappy design at a new level

@maximusthe3 2 года назад

I think that high button might be for horses

@zhou.__ 2 года назад

Like they said, a meme compilation a day makes the sad away

@coolperson5668 2 года назад

5:23 when I see cute animals my first thought is also. EAT!

@OfficialPontiac 2 года назад

Ok.. I swear to god, I used to live only a few blocks away from that 99 cents store, and I was horrified.

@RimWulf 2 года назад

Been a long time since since I unsubscribed and this guy just made me resubscribed.

@eclipsethewinterwolf6536 2 года назад

7:17 I actually had that shirt it was comfy one of my aunts gave it to me!

@themightyrat116 2 года назад

4:12 well it was not intentional bc the other model used batteries and there where placed there so they didn't want to redesign the internals just to put it elsewhere

@ashercd6487 2 года назад

4:47 Someone: make it so we can read it left to right, top to bottom! Company: ok Someone: "no no coffee workee" Company: : /

@chandrumala7529 2 года назад

They thought we wouldn't notice they changed the thumbnail. But we did

@degrastarz 2 года назад

I live near that movie theater and its called the Movie Tavern and that photo is bs as those tables are lower to the ground then you think. But what is crappy design at that theater is the fact that they have recliner seats in the theaters were the buttons to control the leg rest is on the inner right side of the seat were my leg kept hitting them when I just wanted to keep my legs nice and reclined.

@JSSStudios 2 года назад

1:40 That's not a football, that's a handegg

@elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381 2 года назад

I feel like it's not a Jack video anymore without the word "lobotomy" and its variations thrown in somewhere. It's his trademark word and it's glorious

@thyheroforger4149 2 года назад

Actually, I know that he said "tunnelbanana" and "cykelbanana" as a joke, but in Swedish (the text was indeed Swedish), "Banan" kan mean "way" or, get this, "banana". So, he wasn't too far off, kinda

@caitlinabbott7895 Год назад

Jack singing bits 2:34 8:46 9:15

@apersuhn 2 года назад

jack doesn’t seem the same without the intro ☹️

@Kitsunegami 2 года назад

3:36 i understood??? p-sure is supposed to be: I love you to the moon & back to infinity and beyond forever and ever

@Wesley_H 2 года назад

3:20. IF the locking bar is door frame while that little bracket in on the door, the bar will still prevent the door from opening outwards. But, then the bad guys just also gotta take a the screws off the larger bracket and problem solved.

@worcestershiresauce6377 2 года назад

2:33 DAMMMNNN that's a bop

@shahardgoat 2 года назад

the title and the thumbnail made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nathanschmitt2457 2 года назад

6:00 go right and check the first door, if it’s below 306 then go left

@lena2431982 Год назад

at 10:26 it means that you are close to have your favourite burger

@condude2464 2 года назад

8:52 check out the time! Some might say the times is 5:00pm and that's black and white, but I think they have to check again. But only time will tell

@hardlyme779 2 года назад

Note: if you catch an STD from recycling cigarettes, then your doing it wrong.

@Jfile904 2 года назад

8:01 thats what happened to Hitler and...

@Sukunadagoat 2 года назад

Crappy design, like Jonny depps bed

@B0o0o0o0o0o 2 года назад

You laugh but the cheesecake bandage is pretty sweet. I can imagine these being popular with the kids.

@burnout_gaming3927 2 года назад

NO PIKACHU!!!!

@lucybrimstone3193 2 года назад

Hi Jack! I had a hotdog and some shells and cheese for dinner tonight!

@p0tat0boi19 2 года назад

6:21 tier means animal in german

@TheGuineasaurus 2 года назад

That person who posted the crosswalk button has never seen someone ride a horse in the city. My city has a lot of people who ride horses in the city and has those crosswalk buttons

@TheAbigiggles 2 года назад

6:45 looks like movie tavern

@elaexplorer 2 года назад

"A is for Aligator" I had to try really hard to spell it like in the book. I so want that to be a find everything wrong with this picture book but I'm afraid it probably isn't.

@NecrochildK 2 года назад

3:14 I think he may be looking at the wrong spot. The padlock very much has the sliding bolt locked where it can’t slide, but I can’t figure out why the screws on the left are circled.

@TheFlyingBricks492 2 года назад

Screwdriver

@NecrochildK 2 года назад

@@TheFlyingBricks492 I suppose, but I mean putting a lock on something isn't necessarily to fully prevent break ins, just to deter attempts. If it's not locked, anyone can just walk up and open it. If it's locked, it takes a good bit of work to get in, even if that means just a screwdriver, how many people do you know carry them on their person? Most would be thieves are just opportunistic. If something looks easy, they'll attempt it. If there's too much in the way or if it means going back for tools and likely not coming back to the same opportunity, they typically aren't going to try it. TL:DR A lock is still going to deter people most of the time vs leaving it unlocked and anyone can just go in whenever they please.

@LILLTHYYYZZZ 2 года назад

0:15 I’ll translate what it says: What do you like the most? Train Biking lane (I have no idea what they mean with that)

@JMBrands 2 года назад

8:55 the clock also only has one hand

@dracula0 2 года назад

3:24 I think those wood pieces turn from the inside

@therealthermic 2 года назад

8:01 and we all know how that turned out, don't we.

@danz9268 2 года назад

9:00 oh robin you 😂

@BHStudios01 2 года назад

In Pizza Huts defense (used to work there), the prices change so OFTEN that a static menu can’t happen. Aaaaaand screens where those wall paintings are located… yeah, they’d get broken in a heartbeat. Why they don’t put menu screens in the register area, though, I have noooooo idea. They expect customers to scan a QR Code from a little display at the small counter to be brought to a menu specific for that location. Even I agree that’s dumb. Yes, even employees use it. And it’s hard to READ, as it’s an IMAGE, and not TEXT.

@Imbetterthanthebest 2 года назад

Rip pikachu

@rizones2286 2 года назад

8:38 I didn't know that something was wrong with the face until now

@warcrimeswilly 2 года назад

I think a dude from Austria whose father used to punish him severely would disagree with art school being stricter

@commenterwow715 2 года назад

1:51 Better question: A) Why are Australia and NZ so close to the Northern Hemisphere? B) Where is Antarctica?

@ZhadTheRad 2 года назад

Tunnelbanan - subway Cykelbanan - bike road

@zaraglynn6559 2 года назад

somewhere around 9:30, the upper button is for horse riders

@zaraglynn6559 2 года назад

oops just realized someone already commented that.

@novarl4115 2 года назад

1:00 I live 30 seconds from there. Lincoln Nebraska baby

@guywhoateallthepizza1031 2 года назад

What's so bad about Toilet Paper rolls not being arms reach while sitting? You still got to stand up to wipe your ads either way.

@mystica-subs 2 года назад

I'm sorry? if you stand while you wipe you just get nasty little bits falling on the seat. all you do is lean forward and shove your hand in behind your butt and it works just fine

@BelldofersMatlack 2 года назад

7:31 anyone else ever read “where the sidewalk ends”

@skwEz_ 2 года назад

0:01 WAITS THATS MY DISCRD PFP HOW DID IT GET HERE

@skwEz_ 2 года назад

Wait… I just realized it’s my RU-vid one too…

@Punky_TallKnightStan 2 года назад

@@skwEz_ 🤣

@lefthandedspanner 2 года назад

on my commute I drive past this tattoo parlour in Chapeltown (Sheffield), with a name in a typeface so ornamented it's unreadable Google Maps tells me it's called Momma Inks, but it looks more like the word "tattoo" transliterated into Armenian (տատտոո) which wouldn't make any sense, as Sheffield is not known for having a significant Armenian population