r/Cursedcomments | oh god oh no 

I just finished watching an Emkay video and now this when is already posted, gosh I love Emkay

"if it comes back brown, keep reaching around." "if it doesn't come back, alligator attack"

*Robin just a couple days ago* “She wished she could be dominating but she just can’t be.”

“If pain means bread in French, then I own the whole bakery.” Can I get this on a bumper sticker please?

If it comes back Magenta, a doctor's appointment is on the agenda.

If it comes back chartreuse, just drop another deuce

4:41 this fits perfectly "My first crush ever, was the dragon from Shrek" "Well that's is akward"

If it comes back glowing, thats something most people would be showing

"If it comes back lime, you had fun time with a mime" "If it comes back pink, you've destroyed the sink" "If it comes back gray, its uncle bob's time to play" thank you.

if it comes back purple the only ryme i can think of is gurble

If it comes back gray, your liver's not okay

I went to a small veterinary technician school after hs. I heard a story about a PETA person coming in and setting all of the cats, dogs, rabbits, mice, and rats free. Some cats killed most of the mice and some labratory equipment was broken by a freightened dog, which ended up hurting itself on some glass that it broke

"Putting dairy milk in your morning coffee is sexist" Me: *switches to tiddie milk*

Why can I imagine Robin robing a bank with: "Hey, I'm Robin and I'm Robin'"

If it comes back turquoise, high-five the boys.

1:39 If it comes back yellow, well god says hello.

“If it comes back yellow, you’re an unlucky fellow.

"We're all kings here" Syndrome: And when everyone's a king, *chuckles* No one will be.

"If it comes back red, you got pounded in bed" Emkay: That's true Me: Wait..... How do you know that?

“Benadryl cucumber snatch“ I’m sorry i just HAD to take a double take funniest thing I’ve heard all year

Day 302 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Thanks! :D

If it comes back Teal, you're a big, big deal.

"you think a man can do what a vibrator can?" Bruh, you turn this into r/murdered by words

“If it comes back flaming, Tacobel can take the blaming.”

“I thought it said cream instead of scream” Either way, there’s a chance it’s the same situation, just one letter shorter.

"If it comes back gold, then you're too old"

If you think fricking a dragon is bad, avoid cloud meadow

8:45 at september 10 2022 hits different after, you know

4:37 I stopped paying attention after he mentioned his first ever crush was the dragon from Shrek

If it comes back grey, you're having a bad day.

"Satan, i've come to bargain" was just too good

4:15 "I believe most people are good in my a$$"🤣🤣😭

can we all talk about how PETA said "putting DAIRY MILK in your coffee" WHY DID YOU SAY DAIRY MILK, MILK IS DAIRY!

Sharks: *Wait,you don't eat your family when you are young?*

"yes, where's Japan?" "No bob! We too-" *_remembers about SCP inappropriate content_* "Just go straight Bob, may god be by your side"

8:45 scariest is that it was posted 6 months ago

Fun fact: all grass seeds are edible

Robin should do an intro were he says “hello I’m Robin no not the bank”

"They paid for it, with ANIME." Truer words have never been spoken... I say this all the time without ever hearing it prior to this video from another person...

thank you for starting the video off with that post, it made me spit out my drink after i had decided to take a big fking sip of it for no apparent reason

If it comes back green, STOP drinking four loko golds!

Why us nobody talking about how the dragon from Shrek was Robin's first crush??

When he called Benedict “Benadryl” tho *_I’m dead_*

I just love how Robyn (robin?) makes comments more cursed than half the stuff he’s reading

Fun fact: You are now aware of the fact that you are both on the inside and the outside of your skeleton at the same time

Finally a cursed comments title from emkay that isn't either "eat him :)" or "NO DON'T EAT HIM"

if if comes back turquoise, you should probably alert the boys

Wait so you’re telling me people skinned hands and dipped them in hand sanitizer? That’s just overkill

"I said slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!" - Robin, 2021 Edit: how did this get 100 likes in one day?

If it comes back yellow, eat it like jello Since you guys liked this one, I'll give you another one If it comes back purple, then gurgle

"if it comes back cream" your uncle wasn't a dream.

If somebody ever tries to open the door on a plane, just dead stare at them while they rip off their arms, it's way funnier

"look, the man was 8000 years old, there were plenty of photos taken off him where he looked like ghoul from Detroit" Idk why I laughing at that 😂

Note to myself: never start eating while watching an EmKay video.

Cursed comments is my favorite subreddit. Excluding every NSFW-hentai ones.

1:14 it all makes sense now...

3:51 “OH DREEEEAAAAAM! GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM THAT CHILD!”

If it comes back gray, better scream mayday.

"What the dog doin'?" Funniest thing I've seen at the end of a video

9:55 after all 45 trainer battles finally my cat evoluted

"It's for my family" Did you just say family? The meal is on me

Robin: my first crush was the dragon from Shrek. Me: you freakin donkey.

If it comes back camo, you might have lost your ammo

I was expecting the “farmers have the most s3x” thing to have someone asking what species the farmers were doing it with lol

Losing virginitiy is like going fishing. I've never gone fishing. XD

if it comes back yellow, your not an okay fellow 1:45

9:23 moment of silence for our fallen narrator. he will be remembered

"Yeah, the lap dances are THAT good" I'm dead 💀

*If it comes back orange, put it in your porridge*

That "benadryl cucumber snatch" Had me throw up the water I was drinking

*If it comes backs orange, damn it nothing rhymes with orange!*

8:31 I don’t think this aged very well

Finally I've been waiting for more cursed comments

"Where can you legally be naked?" Me, an intellectual: SHAWA

Nothing is useless 2:23 That censorship that just disappears as the screen changes , also without a censorship in the dubbing: You sure?

4:20 This isn't the last song but it's a favorite, I See A Dreamer In my æss 😂

"If it comes out torquoise, did you hear the black lady's voice?"

1:53 If it comes back zaffre, the shade doesn't matter. If it comes back falu, you belong in a zoo. If it comes back aureolin, you best not stay on the tin. If it comes back mountbatten, that surely shouldn't happen. If it comes back glaucous, that just makes me nauseous. If it comes back skobelof, I'm gonna scoff. If it comes back feldgrau, you can't shit in Moscow. If it comes back boysenberry, results may well vary. If it comes back vantablack, that's some dang potent crap. If it comes back pearlescent, censorship is still present. If it comes back octarine, it may never be seen.

If it comes back pink, don't stop and think. If it comes back gray, are you okay? If it comes back violet, just keep quiet. If it comes back yellow, you peed my good fellow. If it comes out lime, I'll pay you a dime.

1:23 Imagine that actually becomes a thing. 'bull jizz coffee, $8.99 at your local Starbucks'

If it comes back yellow, you should stop eating jello.

If it comes back pink, you’re life’s on the brink

R/ShowerThoughts: Every torture imaginable has probably already been done. Sad. Me: That’s where the probably kicks in. This one is impossible yet the most terrifying one. A white void of nothing. You are a sentient/sapient being that is nothing, just a conscience. You are in the existing nothing. The nothing that can only exist if something exists and if nothing is a thing. Needing concepts, and worst of all, someone to have an understanding of those concepts and if there is something and no being, then it’s technically nothing since it can’t be proven. That’s the worst. Eternity, boredom and not so nothing nothingness.

8:40 you son of a bi-

If it comes back orange- Nothing rhymes with orange

No one: Not a single person: The background music: *"yA lIkE jAzZ"*

Look Robin, the guy with the giant testicle might float but he'll be upside down as the balls are the ones with more buoyancy so in both cases he'll die but he's already dead

"stfu or i'll write your name in amongus" kid named rad: there is nothing you can do

"if it comes back gray, it's the end of your days!"

4:02 virtual boy vision

12:28 that dj is a legend

If it comes back black, Jack's takin' a snack.

"When are you gonna add a flared tip to your cans" Me A furry: Chief you may not have thought this one through...

6:29 "Need any help up there, Bob?" "Nein"

If it comes back orange, stick it back on the door hinge

10:30 the doctors: what should we do? someone: let’s do the same thing we do to a computer, turn it on and off lol doctors: ok someone: wait no- doctors: it worked lol ty

Prince Philip: “whats the matter smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?”

I loved how he some how makes them even more cursed

If you made a faux pas, just say “sorry brah!”.

Benadryl Cucumbersnatch had me dying. 😂😂