r/Cursedcomments | that's just HIS opinion tho 

Jack trying to say "Schadenfreude" causes me immense psychological pain

"Friend from war" absolutely took me out 💀🤣

Robin: the loud chill friend whose the often the center of attention, rages at stupid bullshit Lexi: the quiet friend who always dropps gold when they speak, and is oddly relatable, even if not so relatable. Jack: absolute chaos

0:58 On the flip side, I was in a small Japanese city (the average age was probably 75 lol) and a local I was friends with said she wanted to introduce me to a friend of hers from pottery class. She was a very nice lady, I enjoyed our time together, and she mentioned that she enjoyed it, too. Then she said I was the first American she’s seen since she was a kid during WWII. She remembered it so vividly, the soldiers giving her and her friends soda and candy. Y’all, I’m a bit of a people pleaser so I was already thrilled that she liked talking to me. When she said that I was the first American she’s seen in that many decades, I dunno. I felt a little awe. TL; DR People remember how you treat them. Use that knowledge well.

When you get an ad for RU-vid Premium: “you’ve become the thing you’ve swore to destroy”

PLEASE STOP I CANT KEEP UP WITH WATCHING THESE!

Your content fills the void that sorrow tv used to. So sad he's gone.

"Then where are my egirls" They're emaginary

“Rocket maaaan burning out his-“ “URETHRA.” I am dead 💀

Emkay a day keeps the sadness at bay.

and we germans say "Vollidiot" for people clapping before the plane takes off

3:06 *FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY*

That poor Spiderman fan just discovered that side of the internet.

Man, that "Doktor turn off my pain inhibitors" op was a chad

I didn't even know PROFESSIONAL FART SMELLERS existed, I've been away from social media way too long...

7:50 why not

I was just thinking of cursed comments and you uploaded. What a coincidence!

I'd like to think that the yeetable dude takes kids from the sidewalk and throws them into the stratosphere

I love Jack I swear

3:35 im literally eating eggs while watching this

When the older lady responded with "Aaah friend from war" I was kinda thinking WW1 or WW2

*ICIKIWIR moment* 💀 1:51

Love watching these after school eating ice cream cause high school makes me sad

8:16 I once went into the wrong washroom at a veterans hospital as a three-year-old that poor old man ran out of the bathroom yelling after I came out of the stall scaring him because of the implications of him being alone in there with me with his pants down because he was using the urinal

9:39 ‘Aaah, I was fucking joking! Why did you do it?!’

I LOVE CURSEDCOMMENTS my favorite category

This is one of my fav reddit threads, hands down

I can't believe this video got me to think about the stereotype that Scottish men wear kilts without underwear

DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS!

these are my favourite reddit videos

5:31 “You can’t enter heaven Unless Jesus enters you” Me: “So Now I Know Why People Wanna Go To Hell”

0:15 I know where thats from and that saddens me

The fact that some words have a similar pronunciation is outstanding.

5:59 LOOOL

"I mean have you cooked eggs? God they're so delicious" is a whole ace mood tbf

Finally another one I love it

7:37 - 7:44 had me *DEAD*

9:36 I thinks its time for Jack.. TO LET ER' RIP! * takes scalpel *

7:55 "prank 'em John"

I mean Fart Analyzer could maybe pick up particular emissions from intestinal bacteria that are overabundant? It's a shitty job though.

4:19 don’t cookies also kill parrots in Minecraft

frogs have the collective power too overthrow the government

1:12 LMFAOOO

That fan art is so cool 😍

man jack doing the grandpa (sayings) text and how it sounds will always be funny 7:34

One of the greatest bathroom stories! 😂8:08

The pronunciation Schadenfreude made me shiver

That’s what I mean when people say: being gay is an opinion 💀

9:34 he didnt even do a raiden impression

2:20 Don't let your dirty mind get in the way of understanding the sentence correctly. Coming, or, "going to the". Not the other one.

Producer: I f**k with Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X: Phrasing, dude.

9:30 is extra funny to me since i just beat mgrr a couple hours ago

9:34 I made a Metal Gear Rising : Revengeance reference when I was getting an eye surgery Last year, somewhere in Febuary, I had to wear goofy glasses. These shit-stained glasses that made me look like the nerd emoji. I looked ugly as shit, and I couldn't take it. I needed to get my eyes fixed for the reason of getting more pussy. I set up an appointment to get my eyes fixed, and I would be able to obtain women. But there was a problem.. they didn't know I played Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Here I was, ready for my eyes to be fixed, until... I heard someone say "Doctor, no time for jokes." That name... sounded like the word "Doktor," a side character from the game... I couldn't hold in for any longer... I had to go RIPPER MODE, and said, "Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors." As I screamed in agony. I grabbed my katana that was up my ass and said " I think it's time for Jack, to let er' rip!"(my name is Michael). I started slaughtering the people. I started talking about memes, and how they are important in culture, and war as business. Now I'm in jail for genocide :/

10:30 WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD? THIS IS MORE CHAOTIC THEN GREEK MYTHOLOGY'S ORIGINAL BEING. (CHAOS IS THE NAME)

2:50 I mean... How your poop looks and it's consistency can tell a lot about your health. I don't think farts are that far off. But also, I don't think that a human sense of smell can distinguish between a "healthy fart" and an "unhealthy fart". But maybe dogs can 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Rude Goldberg” Well then.

1:51 the rake be doing some goofy stuff

schreudenfraud: when someone is happy from doing fraud

🥛Drink it, it’s just thick milk.

Elmo has my coordinates help

‘Your chiropractor being a saddest’

PLEASE DO NOT FEED JARED PADALECKI

Cursed Comments. My Favorite!

5:27 I HATE how wrong that was pronounced and I HATE EVEN MORE that I understood it!

1:51 I bet Jeff still enjoys it no matter what.

"Your chiropractor being a SADEST?"

1:25 your*

This jack guy sure is skillful with narrating, he should get into that, like in a RU-vid channel

7:32 source?

Jack singing bits 1:14 1:37 1:59 2:42 8:00 8:19

0:58 How the fuck did jack get wooshed when there wasn't even a joke

2:53 “Welcome to Larry’s pizza, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce. Todays special: Tastes like grandma’s cooking”

0:45 you had some random guy with you? Yea ok

10:22 thanks for that visual

Cursed comments, the comment that makes other people scared of my laughter

i just burped like 3 times in a row i dont know what to comment

4:02 sounds a bit fishy

"my BF (19)" [no reaction] "and I (35)" *W H A T*

E Giant = Electric Giant E Wiz = Electric Wizard E Drag = Electric Dragon E Spirit = Electric Spirit E Bois = Male people That start with the word Electric

5:48 Honestly, I'd rather go to a Norwegian Prison because they have a real legit bed, a couch, a TV, etc. So, Basically, Norwegian Prisons are just a fancy living room.

Gordon Ramsey probably going “fucking disgusting”

Wait I just remembered that I have Coca Cola tic tacs

2:33 are you a smart fella or a fart smella 😂

These are my favorite EmKay vids

The elmo one made me lol then snort then pee a little, just to clarify, the end bit of the elmo one.

10:48 this is even funnier cuz dio is bi (araki said that in a interview)

9:45 I agree with OP no matter what the comments say

My birthday was on the queen's funeral

the pee one... intrigues me..

the previous cursed comments video was umm not so good but this cursed comments video has fixed its reputation

My grandpa last words were him snoring as he died sleeping

4:55 here's hoping

1:51 that the thing that stole my mortal coil… can’t have nothing in Dakota…

This is priceless

I watched this while writeing a nine paragraph essay on my phone by the end of the day. This made the stress a lot less idk why my eighth grade teacher assigned me this tho.

These are getting less and less curse and randomly becomes cursed

2:23 This most definitely needs context. Because cat tail stalks and the impulse to pick them up is said, I’m guessing this is about The Long Dark

5:57 DAMIT I REGRET LEARNING WHAT FISTING IS

I think it means "The whole dinner" seeing as it was dinner served by somebody who you now know is enthusiastically pro-Axis.

5:27: So close, Jack, but it's the other way around, schadenfreude