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@EmiPlayzMC
@EmiPlayzMC 2 года назад
I think the "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (pronounced Fred)" post will forever be my favorite post on this subreddit, let alone being the most baffling I've ever seen. Welcome to Facebook, where everybody's perpetually confusing.
@hervis_daubeny152
@hervis_daubeny152 2 года назад
Fred! It's so easy, why not just spell it fred!?
@blackangel6589
@blackangel6589 2 года назад
@@hervis_daubeny152 because then it would not be that obvious that the post is a joke mocking people who spell their kids names stupid just to be special and are still so old fashioned that they think beeing gay is bad. I might get whooshed for this comment but anyways.
@nickermations3503
@nickermations3503 2 года назад
Mary Poppins
@Hermit.Crabbe
@Hermit.Crabbe 2 года назад
@@hervis_daubeny152 Because the possibility of nicknames is pretty slim with Fred but I wouldn't expect a dinosaur to get it. Even a cool one with sunglasses.
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 2 года назад
"welcome to Facebook, where everyone is perpetually confusing." Including the RU-vid CEO herself.
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 2 года назад
1:25 - Twins share their genetic code, so all of their combined children would technically be siblings.
@lostn_found
@lostn_found 2 года назад
Oh
@sundalosketch4769
@sundalosketch4769 2 года назад
Luckily we're not armadillos. Imagine being exact replicas to each other's siblings
@thebasileus4793
@thebasileus4793 2 года назад
Sweet home Alabama.
@monarchvh8593
@monarchvh8593 2 года назад
*Keeping the blood pure*
@twasinjunaed6709
@twasinjunaed6709 2 года назад
STOP!
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 2 года назад
5:20 - I like how Robin just glossed right over the ‘my dad’ comment.
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 2 года назад
6:04 I didn't think my hope for humanity would be able to get lower than it already was, but here we are, hearing and reading the word 'thrussy'. My hope is even deader and goner than it was before. I hate being able to read sometimes.
@stinkyfart6035
@stinkyfart6035 2 года назад
Get into anime then you will find about hent*a and all the different horrible tags
@benhennings4508
@benhennings4508 2 года назад
@がぢsマンジャ of course the first reply is a fucking bot
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 2 года назад
@@stinkyfart6035 never have I ever heard or read the word 'thrussy' in either doujins or hentai
@stinkyfart6035
@stinkyfart6035 2 года назад
@@DanDoesStuffs but I have seen tags like “eye penetration “ and “guro”
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 2 года назад
@@stinkyfart6035 oh... those... I think my mind forgot them on purpose. Now that you've reminded me of them, I have remembered the infamous doujin that has guro. Imma wash my brain with bleach real quick...
@jannieseth
@jannieseth 2 года назад
I'm currently at my relative's house. I made them watch this beautiful subreddit, And they gave me _that_ look.
@Sirinslament
@Sirinslament 2 года назад
Oh no.
@faceofdeath8544
@faceofdeath8544 2 года назад
cranboo was never seen again
@jellybean3945
@jellybean3945 2 года назад
ruhroh.
@Ro_Gaming
@Ro_Gaming 2 года назад
*ARE YOU ALIVE*
@jellybean3945
@jellybean3945 2 года назад
@@Ro_Gaming I THINK THEYRE…….. DEAD 😦😦😦😦😦😦😱
@randaranatunga7259
@randaranatunga7259 2 года назад
1:13 The fact that the mom has typed in *#WAP* makes the whole situation way more interesting (WAP, of course means wet ass Pigeon)
@lukeskywalker90443
@lukeskywalker90443 2 года назад
me when bots:
@triplehproductions5214
@triplehproductions5214 2 года назад
@dollarku❤jj I don't speak atomic bomb
@thebestindividual
@thebestindividual 2 года назад
@@triplehproductions5214 LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
@daphroggie
@daphroggie 2 года назад
i love how the bots are unintentionally responding to WAP
@marblegaming7477
@marblegaming7477 2 года назад
@dollarku❤jj sorry but the boys dont speak nuclear codes
@ConnorPugs
@ConnorPugs 2 года назад
What is the second way that phrase could be interpreted???? Lol???
@ermmm...
@ermmm... 2 года назад
oooo chechked
@Yuuki_IsKool
@Yuuki_IsKool 2 года назад
@JOVANKA🦋 WHAT IN THE FU-
@j-hizzy
@j-hizzy 2 года назад
Interpretation A- Diarrhea Interpretation B- Dild0 😃
@alexmiranda6107
@alexmiranda6107 2 года назад
The beans destroying you or someone else destroying you
@StriderLachino
@StriderLachino 2 года назад
Up yer ass and round the corner
@JustSumIdiot
@JustSumIdiot 2 года назад
2:41 I have irritable bowels syndrome, it’s an actual thing. If I have Taco Bell the next toilet I go to will rue the day it was made.
@JustSumIdiot
@JustSumIdiot 2 года назад
And then my asshole will hurt like hell afterwards because my rectum starts to painfully swell.
@Kasuminasai
@Kasuminasai 2 года назад
Strangest thing, my brother has IBS also but has never had that problem with Taco Bell or anything like that. I'll chalk it up to my family being weird.
@christophergoldshot9028
@christophergoldshot9028 Год назад
You call it IBS I call it a new paint job.
@Skoopyghost
@Skoopyghost 6 месяцев назад
I eat a lot protein. The more protein I eat. The worst my farts smells.
@jennyneon
@jennyneon 2 года назад
*(**0:01**)* *It seems like one of those “My Story Animated” videos were real after all.* “A Crocodile Just Got In My Bathroom.”
@rayquaza8931
@rayquaza8931 2 года назад
LMAOO
@ajikoko8905
@ajikoko8905 2 года назад
So, you're saying that ancient greek women got away by saying it was Zeus's. No fricking way, as a Christian, I do belie- Okay nevermind.
@Soda_B
@Soda_B 2 года назад
4:03 my favorite part of this is the fact that goddesses like Atermis were proof that they knew it was wrong yet they did it anyways.
@keithroderick5105
@keithroderick5105 20 дней назад
Notice how Zeus’ immortal daughters, one was a virgin goddess and the other had brainchildren
@gabrielcaseira9497
@gabrielcaseira9497 2 года назад
I love how sarcastic robin (xycron) is. 😂😂😂
@rraaiin
@rraaiin 2 года назад
looks like the bots agree
@Drumb_
@Drumb_ 2 года назад
@@rraaiin yep
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 2 года назад
Sometimes she makes herself know to those unaware.
@dreadhavoc
@dreadhavoc 2 года назад
Preseident? I think not!
@instigatedeye5941
@instigatedeye5941 2 года назад
This is fantastic, I now have some amazing come backs I can use to disturb people
@Hermit.Crabbe
@Hermit.Crabbe 2 года назад
Uh oh. The bots heard you say 'come' 😬
@instigatedeye5941
@instigatedeye5941 2 года назад
@@Hermit.Crabbe HAHA LMAO! Is that what happened? XD
@deafiefox
@deafiefox 2 года назад
I love whenever they do cursed comments and the reader has more cursed comments than the actual cursed comments
@arfafakhriananta2015
@arfafakhriananta2015 2 года назад
7:17 that thing is bigger than yamato's gun caliber wtf Pls dont say pull the trigger
@arfafakhriananta2015
@arfafakhriananta2015 2 года назад
@IslaNebula now that's what we call a cursed comment
@BuiHieuDong
@BuiHieuDong 2 года назад
*5:05** I feel so bad for The Flash dude, he doesn't deserve that fate.*
@totallyunfunny5854
@totallyunfunny5854 2 года назад
@@keyilaa_____3245 stop
@stargaze_yayy
@stargaze_yayy 2 года назад
@@keyilaa_____3245 shut
@stargaze_yayy
@stargaze_yayy 2 года назад
@dollarku❤jj shut
@eeelorde9962
@eeelorde9962 2 года назад
and shazam
@hello_mr.yomi6627
@hello_mr.yomi6627 Год назад
@@eeelorde9962 thats a child
@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 2 года назад
8:01 I just have to drop in here and say that snakes don't actually unhinge their jaws to swallow large prey items. They have a split lower jaw which allows them to take in much bigger prey and their neck has extra stretchy skin
@catguy5425
@catguy5425 2 года назад
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
@sexyxavier
@sexyxavier 2 года назад
nah
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 Год назад
Lexi: Am I a joke to you?
@rex74t
@rex74t 2 года назад
When emkay uploads I happy
@Drumb_
@Drumb_ 2 года назад
Wow three in a row
@jianhuren9966
@jianhuren9966 2 года назад
1:58 I can imagine Dio using a sea creature (prolly dolphin) just to t-bag on Jotaro
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 года назад
“if only he were normal gay” twitter: *cancelled*
@Zevic_
@Zevic_ 2 года назад
*Don't you hate it when the first person to reply your comment was a bot?*
@libraeevee9467
@libraeevee9467 2 года назад
@@Zevic_ been there done that buddy What’s next?
@InDedede
@InDedede 2 года назад
Always a great time when Robin is narrating :D
@ChaosWithFluff
@ChaosWithFluff 2 года назад
Isn't it! :D
@crazychild3726
@crazychild3726 2 года назад
Thanks for posting this I got quarantined and it's my birthday so thank you for posting this. :)
@tommasobonfanti9979
@tommasobonfanti9979 2 года назад
0:11 why did I have to open this video while eating my pasta😭😭😭
@Fifasher2K
@Fifasher2K 7 месяцев назад
Bon appetit.
@suleater493
@suleater493 2 года назад
I just can’t get enough of cursed comments
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 2 года назад
Me either. It's just either funny or too dark.
@DrierLocket7477
@DrierLocket7477 2 года назад
6:49 aw great you reminded me of a scene from the Japanese version of Sonic X when Knuckles went near night club building
@JadianRadiator
@JadianRadiator 2 года назад
5:20 Looks like Robin didn't notice the implication of incest.
@glitchgwen470
@glitchgwen470 2 года назад
These titles are getting more and more sinister- I feel like I'm gonna look out my window and see like Robin or Jack standing outside, I'm terrified
@flauu6426
@flauu6426 2 года назад
3:55 I think there is 1 lineage where Zeus was written 3 seperate time. So like Human A + Zeus = Human B Human B + Human Z = Human C Human C + Zeus = Human D Human D + Human X = Human E = Human E + Zeus = Human F (And I think the direct descendant of Zeus: Human B, D & F are all Greek heroes . . .)
@crystalsparks769
@crystalsparks769 2 года назад
I love cursed comments. Fits in well with my sense of humor
@suriV05
@suriV05 2 года назад
6:36 hey its daily dose. I like his RU-vid videos
@Lady_Vortexian
@Lady_Vortexian 2 года назад
This r/cursedcomments video was baically the summary of my day
@kessiniktange8861
@kessiniktange8861 2 года назад
5:10 So that's why I've always walked so much faster than everyone else.
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 года назад
4:38 Is it weird that I used to think "well done" and "underdone" didn't just refer to meat?
@lykanaslupus
@lykanaslupus 2 года назад
I literally was eating something going into this video. My first thought was - yeah, some good all Internet Against Humanity stuff today. Needless to say, I am not hungry anymore.
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 2 года назад
Nice to be early to one of my favourite RU-vid channel, also featuring my favourite narrator and subreddits.
@ebarr3807
@ebarr3807 2 года назад
Same
@hellohi2413
@hellohi2413 2 года назад
another 11:14 of enjoyable pain with a bird
@randaranatunga7259
@randaranatunga7259 2 года назад
So you watched the entire 11 minute video in 3 minutes?
@torrentdanger9200
@torrentdanger9200 2 года назад
He's just that good at speedrunning
@hellohi2413
@hellohi2413 2 года назад
@@randaranatunga7259 no never said i did, just saying it is another 11 minuets and 14 seconds of enjoyable pain with a bird
@torrentdanger9200
@torrentdanger9200 2 года назад
Yh@@randaranatunga7259 does he need to elaborate further?
@randaranatunga7259
@randaranatunga7259 2 года назад
@@hellohi2413 understanda, have a great day
@senpai6364
@senpai6364 2 года назад
3:00 It's actually thine they didn't read Shakespeare clearly
@remicry
@remicry 2 года назад
Thrussy got me laughing i nearly choke-cough my hotdog
@thenewo101
@thenewo101 2 года назад
“Hey there I’m Robin and I’m robbin’ you of your virg- anywayyyyyy”
@Hermit.Crabbe
@Hermit.Crabbe 2 года назад
Got my Friday planned! Now all I have to do is find out where the closest Chipotle is..
@calebhall812
@calebhall812 2 года назад
That hair would probably taste like seventeen different soaps.
@shuki3524
@shuki3524 2 года назад
3:05 Robin, girls are supports for other girls. She's trying to regulate periods as a normal subject to talk about and that joke ain't cursed to 50% of the population I hope...
@dragonmastertheedgeking1595
@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 2 года назад
Because sending period blood via Twitter is normal for you girls?
@shuki3524
@shuki3524 2 года назад
@@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 thats what I just stated, yes
@ShadowEclipse777
@ShadowEclipse777 2 года назад
Or it's a guy and they want to eat it
@shuki3524
@shuki3524 2 года назад
@@ShadowEclipse777 😥
@Pinefr0st
@Pinefr0st 2 года назад
2:34 Oh I'm sorry not all of us have the golden rectum of the GODS.
@sylrextidakeye7549
@sylrextidakeye7549 2 года назад
3:15 imagine anytime it grow back it have twice the size it was
@WFUnx7xv
@WFUnx7xv 2 года назад
Cursed comments is the best subreddit
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 2 года назад
Affirmative.
@SkywardWarriorCosplaygamer
@SkywardWarriorCosplaygamer 2 года назад
4:10 Greg Preggley? XD I know that's super cursed but it's literally the first thing that popped into my head.
@iamnotzrx
@iamnotzrx 2 года назад
say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@teghanshaer2005
@teghanshaer2005 2 года назад
9:49 MEGA O O F
@pacsani0
@pacsani0 2 года назад
idk what to say to show my dominance as a perhaps top 10
@budgetcandle23
@budgetcandle23 2 года назад
What the f)CK
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
3:51 That is the best description of a deity appearing ever.
@lilym7579
@lilym7579 2 года назад
The first one. I literally gagged 3 damn times. My soul suffered lmao
@flauu6426
@flauu6426 2 года назад
9:43 Took me a full 3 seconds to realize what that means
@doveshade2882
@doveshade2882 2 года назад
i am a vampireologist, yes they can drink other bloods but the closer the blood is to a human the less they need. Like werewolf blood is more filling than dog blood and different blood types appeal to different vampires can sometimes only dirk certain blood types, but that's in rare cases. Woman's blood is sweeter than men's and the don't like drinking drunk people's blood as it taste like alcohol, children's blood is the sweetest and the most filling. Your welcome to anyone who wanted to know, so yes they could carry a rodent in there pocket but it would be better to just kill the person when they need to blood and move on.
@simplelife6502
@simplelife6502 2 года назад
@Dove Shade ...How do you study that?
@jrfountain3177
@jrfountain3177 5 месяцев назад
What about monkey
@jwagoner1981
@jwagoner1981 20 дней назад
carry a child in your pocket then
@suyanide5863
@suyanide5863 2 года назад
@4:53 Ayo that's me I can't believe this shit It's literally my reddit account
@TigroBall
@TigroBall 2 года назад
6:31 bro my mom is on the left watching tv 💀
@ronaldmcdonald1173
@ronaldmcdonald1173 2 года назад
0:07 I reckon that it would be fluffy like candyfloss
@RAJF24
@RAJF24 10 месяцев назад
The hashtag on 1:12 is so funny.. she thinks it means “warship and prayer”
@Tim2716
@Tim2716 2 года назад
2:26 that burrito was made of nitroglycerin.
@CaydenGames233
@CaydenGames233 Год назад
2:36 Is nobody gonna talk about how Robin casually roasted 70% of the internet?
@ComfieQuazar
@ComfieQuazar 2 года назад
Fixed it* Shaggy and I are going to the bedroom 5:32
@alafridyusuf8514
@alafridyusuf8514 Год назад
Double fixed / Scooby and I are going to the bedroom
@Lrd_Storm
@Lrd_Storm 2 года назад
3:48 That's actually not entirely true, while women weren't expected to bo out, they weren't exactly housewives. They would spend their time mostly supervising the servants and making sure that everything in the house was run smoothly. Not working. That's mainly due to the fact that while Egypt and Sparta was almost entirely built on slaves, most of the other Greek cities viewed them as a convenience to help them. Not take over for them.
@sandratunnell2431
@sandratunnell2431 2 года назад
I FREAKIN LOVE CURSEDCOMMENTSS
@coruscaregames
@coruscaregames 2 года назад
"Can you pop yours off and share it with someone to your left please" god I wish that was real ;-;
@Heart_Mind_Soul
@Heart_Mind_Soul 2 года назад
i like how the improved intro flips you off for a second
@blackoutlol2857
@blackoutlol2857 2 года назад
I’m watching this at 3 am and my own subtle reflection in the screen gave me *that* look
@NicheNobody
@NicheNobody 2 года назад
I haven’t even gotten past the intro and I already want to die
@matkru9930
@matkru9930 2 года назад
I watch you guys RELIGIOUSLY
@lunaticdreemurr5768
@lunaticdreemurr5768 2 года назад
10:23 I got one: Oh, f**k.
@Dapper_Frog
@Dapper_Frog 2 года назад
The first one was probably the consistency of gum
@Dapper_Frog
@Dapper_Frog 2 года назад
Bruh, why bots
@DaFatKat
@DaFatKat 2 года назад
That thumbnail is perfect
@DaFatKat
@DaFatKat 2 года назад
@dollarku❤jj Shoo annoying bot
@sukiyansumisan
@sukiyansumisan 2 года назад
"21 seconds ago" Never clicked faster in my entire life 💀
@torrentdanger9200
@torrentdanger9200 2 года назад
Bots could say the same apparently
@Rainok
@Rainok 2 года назад
2:29 ok so it's not just me that never got that joke about spicy foods, good to know Although now I'm a little more confused because I thought it was just because I grew up with spicy foods due to growing up in New Mexico Gotta know what and where this guy grew up with to make that call Y'all just have a digestive system lined with butter or something?
@bloono3800
@bloono3800 2 года назад
How to get free replies: Step 1: comment Step 2: wait for the "thot bots" to reply Step 3: no profit at all
@fredleebs
@fredleebs 2 года назад
I can't eat without watching RU-vid videos and most of the time, I watch Emkay videos. But the first scene dude, the first scene.
@the_stray_cat
@the_stray_cat 2 года назад
2:20 in "the vampire diaries" movie they drank rats blood also
@c_zero-zu7vg
@c_zero-zu7vg 2 года назад
If I hear someone unironically say thrussy I might actually just cry
@mdhka_nars
@mdhka_nars 2 года назад
Chipotle: Toilet Simulator
@LaineV
@LaineV 2 года назад
10:26 Robin you have GREAT Russian accent!
@totallyunfunny5854
@totallyunfunny5854 2 года назад
@dollarku❤jj stop
@Iterator_SRS
@Iterator_SRS 5 месяцев назад
Not really, it sounds too rough and emotional. Russians have a much less pronounced intonation and don't have such a strong "R".
@babysunandbabymoon2667
@babysunandbabymoon2667 2 года назад
4:33 That’s why I just don’t cook it, it takes too long am I’m hungry
@midnxght_purple
@midnxght_purple 2 года назад
2:26 me from very, veeeery far away: *"HELP ME TO SAY GOODBYEEEE"*
@hiiamelecktro4985
@hiiamelecktro4985 2 года назад
Never stoppen a video 12 seconds in thinking “That’s enough, I can’t take more of this” Have a great day
@thebluemoose4878
@thebluemoose4878 2 года назад
Beard hunter would love the first post
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 года назад
1:42 To be fair, she's still much closer to immortality than any of us watching this will ever be, what with our current diets.
@calebstone6583
@calebstone6583 2 года назад
Reading the word “thrussy” was not what I needed in the middle of the night.
@alexcorvin3612
@alexcorvin3612 2 года назад
I had no idea there was a Little Vampire movie! I remember the books though. Now I have to go watch it...
@jangelsthemoonmonkey
@jangelsthemoonmonkey 2 года назад
Yay the only narrator I listen to
@AfkOptic
@AfkOptic 2 года назад
7:38 Biden looks like he’s choking on it, Trump looks like what it says, and Obama looks like he’s trying to man his way through it.
@matthew65536
@matthew65536 Год назад
4:20 Google translate tells me "Don't shake the pole anymore"
@JuggaloMUTT9
@JuggaloMUTT9 2 года назад
"Pop yours off and share it with the person to your left" um, I'm watching while my kids play so...no thanks 😂
@revolverocelot423
@revolverocelot423 2 года назад
I have posted more Cursed Comments on social media apps than videos of the skeletons in the 3 different houses of my dad.
@Rainok
@Rainok 2 года назад
5:05 I believe I'm an exception to this because I'm a grower, not a shower
@BleakwoodProductions
@BleakwoodProductions 2 года назад
Really happy that Slazo is still around, even if he isn't in a speaking role.
@dominicpond
@dominicpond 2 года назад
9:38 look at all those awards tho!
@Fifasher2K
@Fifasher2K 7 месяцев назад
They're all gone!
@godzilla4409
@godzilla4409 2 года назад
My dad Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (pronounced Steve) was charged with 6 accounts of vehicular manslaughter
@Th3_W01f
@Th3_W01f 2 года назад
0:16 goddamit.... right in the middle of my fucking oatmeal.... oh well at this point I've been so desensitised by the internet that I can eat while watching pretty much anything at this point....
@M_IAWIA
@M_IAWIA Год назад
2:37 it is due to low tolerance to capsaicin, a chemical found in chillipeppers etc. I recently found out i have a low tolerance to it as well, as i ate a spicy avocado burger with jalapeños, and the next day had liquid in the toilet. I have no problem with normal chilipeppers in my food, and never had a problem with pickled jalapeños, but clearly the fresh ones have a higher capsaicin level than my body can digest.
@loafofocean2289
@loafofocean2289 2 года назад
I have never reeled in disgust quite like when I saw the first 10 seconds
@nexus1g
@nexus1g 2 года назад
Hahahaha, DDoI made it onto EmKay's r/cursedcomments video. The circle is complete. The summoning can begin.
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r/Cursedcomments | YOO BEZOS WILL BRAISE IT!!
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r/Cursedcomments | let me out
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r/Cursedcomments | he will clarinet you 🙂
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