r/Me_irl | memes that are actually call-out posts 

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History of Russia in one sentence: and then things got worse.

This made me say "wow, this is me irl."

"You are a saucy boy." "What, you egg?" * he stabs him *

Nobody: Emkay: *mm hot water*

"There are people literally living in England." As an Englishman, I can relate.

...South Sudan had the right idea

Read this: You in a math test:*does test* Principal:*enters room* Your brain: Hockus Pokus You Have Now Lost Your focus

“stop complaning about your life there are people living in england“ Me who lives in england: all i know is rain,clouds and anime

Me at the beginning of the video with cereal: *meme about cereal and watching youtube* ........I'm doing exactly that.

that art is insane that's real talent i'm literally so impressed

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

Zack and Damien's voices are slowly blending together to the point that when I watch an episode after a week of inactivity I can't even tell who's talking.

"Can you knot" me an intellectual: "no"

Carson memes hit differently in 2021.

"When it's your first day working as a kitchen as a pansexual" As a pansexual, coming out of the pantry, I can relate

Me: Searched for “emkay” RU-vid: 1 hour ago Me: :)

Me: tries to fall asleep RU-vid recommendations: You wanna see a guy discover your true life? Through *m e m e s?*

3:58 I laughed so hard and my sister said “that’s a really old audio on TikTok” Now I don’t have a sister

Nobody: Me:realizes there is going to be a year 4321

I just transferred to a private school, and I can say one thing... The bathroom meme is completely true

The saucy boy quote is from Romeo and Juliet for anyone who doesn’t get it

I tried watching this in school The screen was black the entire time

2:28 I can confirm that Private Schools bathrooms are NOT that nice, unless you go to a RIIIIIIIIIIIICH rich rich school. They probably have mints in a bowl on the way out.

Now I know who is who from their laughter.

they really called me out with “the people who say ow when their character in a video game gets hit”

Damien & Zack: Were waiting till the end for your art, Mortals... Robin: ART IS ART.

Imagine if it goes like this: "Can you tie a knot?" "I cannot" "Ah! So you can knot!" "I can't knot!" "Well I can make you do that right now...." "Come down here and I'll teach ya!" It woukd be preeettyy fricked up

“I did that all in one try, please applaud me” My mom at 3 am: is that a standing ovation coming from my sons room?

Pinned advertisement: Dawn's Dish Soap Thumbnail: DUCK FALLING OFF OF A WATERFALL.

I will drink water every 2 likes I get drunk: 18glasses

I’m one of those people who says ow when I get hit in a game. I also say ow when someone pokes me. Even if it didn’t hurt, I still say ow. For some weird reason.

8:07 Ha, you have no power over my weird flexible shoulders.

8:06 Imagine not being able to reach itchy spots on your back. *This post was made by double jointed gang* Edit: *How could I forget, long arm gang.*

Me: *Pauses game* Other people: *_Dude, He such a bitc-_* Me: *_rekt_*

1:24 no it should be “ppl who make a random noise to indicate them being hurt in a game”

Quote from stabber: “what, you egg?”

W o w. Last time I was this early JD hadn’t exploded the school.

“Lamps in games are using real energy” “It’s a scary thing to have cancer”

Isn’t r/Me_irl just just post call outs anyone with in general? Not that I know anything about it since I’m not a normal person in general

Call-Out Posts: **exists** Me: "don't know if I'm ahead of this post. Or is this post ahead of me?"

8:31 oh shit south sudan knew what was coming

This is my whole life in a nutshell

Everybody IRL: *sees Emkay upload* CLICKING ON VIDEO INTENSIFIES

*sniff* StOp cAlLInG mE ouT I fEeL pErsOnALY ofFeNdEd

the thumbnail was literally me today, about 100% sure i failed it

Your content is making me laugh every time.

The one about the public and private bathrooms is true! I am at a Christian private school, and the bathrooms are simply royal.

2:42 Pan: pan Pansexual: mmm harder daddy

BRO CAN WE GET EMKAY DARKMODE my eyes hurt.

1:52 as someone who fell behind in school, this is EXACTLY how tests felt.

1:48 is going to be me tomorrow Edit: It went well.

Me: Jared, 19 “Why do I hear boss music ?”

“2029? That’s not a real year.” John Mulany is a physic

i hate the “five second unskippable ad” meme it’s 6 seconds and unskippable

I feel like I really got called out in every single post, not gonna lie.

"Some people live in england" Me: *laughs in living next to england*

Me: * Guessing how gonna host this video * My brain: it's Damien Emkay: My name is Zach Also me: *surprised pikachu face*

THE VIDEO: "it´s Wendsday my dudes" ME: "lol it is" at 2 AM with work tomorrow *cries*

5:43 he should do that more often. Ww3, Kobe, rona, and murder hornets, and it’s only May. I positive I left something out or spelt something wrong. I had 3 1/2 hours sleep and been up for 16 hours.

I’m offended that the didn’t include “people how talk quit when they are stealthy”

4:18 The original version of that photo is ‘People living in Illinois’ and I have it saved in my gallery of anti-illinois memes.

When it turns black when he laughs it's dark humor r/technicallythetruth

1:26 That meg should’ve been “people who move when they are getting shot” and try to dodge irl

Me: picks at my ear. Also me: *smells it even though I know it smells bad*

3:29 this is literally me every single time!

Me: Why don't girls like me Girl: hi. Me. Why don't hot girls like me?

when you cant find the cup discord bot *sad violin music*

8:07 i dont relate to this because both of my arms can reach that one itch on my back

1:22 me: that’s me 1:23 me: that’s also me 1:26 me: that’s, me (internally contemplates life choices)

2:10 LITERALLY ME funniest fact is i know english from playing minecraft ( im from poland )

As an art student, I enjoy seeing fanart by experienced artists.

Me sleepy and weary goes to a foreign town Them: sleep weary traveler Me: *sees this* I'm ok

Me: **[internalizes and feels alot of the posts in this video]** Also me: I have a question, for God. WHYYYYYYYY?!?

No one: Litterly no one: Me: knowing how to translate the runes on the fan art ^_________^

🌋 People who tilt their heads heads in an attempt to avoid something while playing a video game

As someone who has attended both private and public school, the school bathroom meme is 100% accurate

When you forget what subreddit you're looking at: *something's wrong*

I like how he was charged for asking a stupid question.

Just realized Emkay has their background music, set to Dice House from Cuphead. But without King Dice singing.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself there are people living in america

Ask someone if they have a least favorite number, they will say no. Ask someone what their least favorite number is, they will make up a random number

3:47 HAHAHAHA RA RA RASPUTIN! RUSSIA’ GREATEST LOVE MACHINE DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO

In defense of 30s ads you can skip in 5s: **1 out of 2 ads**

8:51 hey look there's Enrico Pucci from the smash hit manga "JoJo's bizarre adventure"

*the state of Oklahoma on Ebay* Me who lives in Oklahoma: wat

Why does r/me_irl Look like a face

Me: *in 3 groups with 2-9 people depend on the group chat and only is active once a week or something* 0:57: Me: ouch…I felt that-

Have you noticed that Zach is starting to sound more like Damien every day?

Just going through my “reccomended” section.

Shape: is orientable Zach: that’s pretty oriental

When Zach doesn't realize that Carson and Pokimane are already hitting it off...

8:24 Me: yea sure it I- Me 2 sec later: HOLY CRAP IT IS WENSDAY

As a member of a private school, our bathrooms are shitty. Someone literally just carved shit in the wall of one of the stalls and there’s one good sink where you have to run to the opposite side of the bathroom to get soap and then wash your hands with it in the sink where you can wash both your hands at the same time. One time there was also a flood in the boys bathroom and all the boys had to use the girls bathroom. But it doesn’t stop there. The PRINCIPAL had to wait OUTSIDE THE DOOR with a list of who has gone in the bathroom because a boy and a girl couldn’t be in there at the same time.

0:00 I was literally just eating cereal at that moment

8:32 They knew what was coming

I know why everybody like 30 sec. ads more then 5 sec. ads. It is becous in 30 sec. ads you watch the numbers so u Can skip and not the ad.(in the end my✋ hurt from ✍️ +I don't know fool eng gramar)

Oh my,this is my first time being early.Goodjob me.

2:08 that is literally me.I live in Serbia and our language is as far away from English as it gets😂

"And now we'll do it again." that aged like a peach at the bottom of a schoolbag