You know that post where he tried to make bullet points but summoned a demon Um yea can someone make a video to halo me with that I’ll sub to everyone who makes one
THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED ONCE AGAIN! OZ HAS RISEN FROM HIS REST AND IS BACK TO SHARE HIS WISDOM WITH US! WE HAVE NOW ENTERED A SHORT TIME OF PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS
“The same for little Caesar’s $5 pizza” Former little Caesar’s employee here: the bread is just yeast, water and that powdered bread stuff. The sauce is seasoning, water and some mystery sauce pack. Honestly the most quality thing are the pizza topping which we treat as valuable as gold. Like they’re super particular on the portions of pizza toppings
Did you get a lot of people asking how long the pizza had been left out? We used to have a border (long story, but we were on good terms and she drove me around and I her while I was getting my license), and I'll never forget the one time we went to Little Caesars and she asked that. I'd never heard someone ask that before and just wanted food. Good pizza.
7:25 the irony is that with the colour used they are most likely yellow-blue colour blind so yellow and blue would look the same meaning BOTH statements would be represented by the small slice and the giant green would represent nothing...
That, "the american people meme" is missing the person who is also angry and aggressive but just whatches and yells at things as they play out instead of actually doing something about it.
I love the editing put into your videos because there’s all this extra stuff that’s put into it, like the post moving while you’re laughing and sometimes the post will aggressively vibrate whenever you smack something or yell, and it fills me with joy but also pain because of how long this must’ve taken to edit.
The *P I S S* part of the video made me spit out my drink, causing the entire back of the car me and my friends were driving in to be doused in ginger ale. Thanks Oz!
0:04 Simple, all you do is go to a remote part of italy so you can find someone that hates your family's guts so that they introduce you to your actual mother, that will teach you how to properly breath so you can defeat three mayan vampires that want a rock your mom is keeping so that they can become gods *BLOODY STREAM starts playing*
13:19 i truly hate these assignments. it's gotten to the point where i will just automatically give the answer i think is expected of me in lieu of what i actually feel, or else i "wasn't trying."
8:46 Now I'm imagining OZ playing that Monopoly video game with an AI and just putting mini oz lines whenever the AI does something to fuck him over or anything slightly inconvenient for him...
I recently got my hair cut short and wondered why it looks familliar, then realized i have the same cut as you (unless youve cut it since the face reveal stream)
I'm happy to see you posted this lovely Friday, I hope you have a wonderful weekend OZ. It's a weird time and I'm glad your hanging in there - just some person who was early to the video
Feel like I should say your lemongrab voice ended up becoming the voice of a character called Gentlesnake that is an entity of pure chaos so thanks for that.
The duck floats around Wisconsin too, my family went to a tall ships festival in Green Bay and it was there, sitting in the harbor. My parents bought a mini one for my sister.
4:17 I am surprisingly okay with our election process involving a televised WWE style cage grudge match between the candidates. If you are to frail to handle a chair to the face you shouldn't be our president 😂
Hey Oz sorry to dissapoint you but the giant duck swimming around Canada was destroyed about a year later. I think it either melted or a group of people destroyed it cus they got mad their tax money was spent on it. I'm still dissapointed to this day
