r/Entitledparents "GIRLS CAN'T GET PERIODS!" 

teenage kid in the second story is an absolute legend

Story 2- whoever raised the teenager in the second story needs a medal of honor for raising an absolute legend. I guarantee you those parents have never been more proud of their kid in their lives.

That housemate from the first story is OP. He deserved every bite of that pie and more.

Story 2: Man, I wish OP explained the aftermath. How did Karen react? Did she wind up being a hypocrite, or did she just accept defeat after being laughed at? But yeah, you can do anything you want, BUT that does not include doing things at the expense of others

"You'd think he was trying to seduce a goose." -- Hoookay I'm calling honking goose mating calls from now on.

"girls cant get periods" Oh this is gonna be good

The weirdest thing about the period story to me is how this lady considered periods to be “adult”. Like, the vast majority of people who get periods start way before adulthood; I myself got it at 10. So unless this lady was part of the (probably very small) minority who gets theirs after turning 18, I don’t know how she could have thought that periods were adult.

the worst part about the period story is that most people who get them are usually 10-15 years old when they start. definitely not adults at that age. and that mom, as a (I'm guessing cis) woman, should know that!

As soon as op brought up the teenager holding a bottle of orange juice, I knew what was about to happen 😂

Jim: "Your pants make you look like a f*ggot!" Annnnnnd, what does that have to do with someone supposedly being in his spot?

On that "period" story, that is a natural thing with women- many times it can be VERY painful too! In fact, I dreaded every month because of the pain & throwing up constantly! I thank God I had a hysterectomy at 35! Wow! 😀

The actual car horn sounds really made me smile today.

Story 5: Based on other entitled parents stories where a kid was saves from near-certain death, it was probably the former. A lot of people tend to think that everyone is after their kid, which I guess is somewhat justified, but sometimes they just wind up harassing Good Samaritans because of this

I’m sorry but the 3rd story Karen is HILARIOUSLY stupid. She tried to illegally book in her kid, then asked for another room, FOR HER KID

Dangit Rslash! The beeping horn made the dogs bark! 😂

First Story: These parents sound like wonderful neighbors (being sarcastic). Jim really have the audacity to think he is entitled to a parking spot he doesn’t own. Jim IS crazy holy hell, the driveway isn’t his parking spot. Lmaooo wow, the odd of him having a warrant Second Story: Ugh, this lady really raised a hellspawn. This is how u can get sued. Being bored is no excuse to bother other people. Lmao, yeah let him keep that mindset when he gets older he will be in jail. Good on that teen for doing what he did, gotta love that karma Third Story: What does how this kid behave have anything to do with their age? Just accept the fact that OP's business policy doesn’t allow 10 year olds. This lady really tried horribly to trick OP into getting a room for their kid lmao. I honestly expected the husband to be just as bad as his wife, holy hell I feel bad for that man. Fourth Story: What?! At that point this EP needs to tell her son the difference between candy and pads. Imagine thinking that adults can have fun. Did this lady really have the audacity to demand that OP buy her kid candy?! Lmaooooo Fifth Story: What???? OP saved this man's son's life and have the audacity to call OP a pedo? Woooow, what a douche. He has to be mad that he was unable to save his son because no way someone just randomly calls someone that for saving their kid from drowning

I wanna raise my kids to be like the second story's teen. That takes B A L L S

EM: "Of course I won't bring my son, he's too young" OP: "Then who it is?" EM: "My son"

Entitled Parents! It’s been a minute! *First OP:* I don’t know why, but the image of the Entitled Dad honking his horn because someone parked in their own spot is funny to me. The honking sound effect was a great touch. *Second OP:* Shoutout to the teenager for using the Entitled Mom’s words against her! He should’ve dumped some OJ on the Problem Child, too. *Third OP:* I half-expected EM to say, “Oh, the separate room is for my thirteen-year-old son. He looks young for his age, but he’s _definitely_ 13. Yeah, that’s it!” Shoutouts to the poor husband and to OP’s dad. I’m liking the sound effects in this vid! *Fourth OP:* How _dare_ OP use a sanitary pad in front of a little boy! In a girls’ bathroom, no less! Seriously, what is with that EM?! *Fifth OP:* I agree that the ED might’ve felt butthurt because he wasn’t the one to save his son. It’s not an excuse, but it could be an explanation. On a positive note, OP rescued a drowning victim! Props to him!

You are spot on about parents being embarrassed that someone else saved their kids at the pool. I worked at a very large, very busy pool. In all my rescues (and there were several a week for two decades), aside from run away freakishly fast toddlers, I've only ever been thanked once and that was only because the kid was drowning the parent too. Parents cover up their mistakes by blaming everyone else.

So, I'm partially disabled. I regularly use a cane. I'm not ashamed to admit I'd let the cane fall out from under me and fall. I've had kids kick my bad leg before. Gave kid a nasty look, and mom lost her mind. Tried to make me the bad person, and even get my husband to take her side. Iirc, she tried to make me the bad person because I don't know how hard it is to have kids. I popped back with the fact I can't have kids. She tried to keep going but I just turned around and ignored her, as did everyone else.

that last story, sounds like the teenager got the wind knocked out of him from hitting his back on the water so hard. something similar happened to me when i was a kid and i slipped off the swingset i was playing on and hit the ground hard. the sudden realization that you can't breathe is scary!

Entitled Karen: GIRLS CAN’T HAVE PERIODS! Every woman, lady and girl ever: well yes but actually no.

Story 1: The amount of adults who turn into children over damn parking spots.... Story 2: This is an increasing issue I see with modern parenting. More and more, parents are decried as abusive for having reasonable boundaries and expectations for their kids. To the point it's "good" parenting to be negligent and let them do whatever without consequence, then blame others for not babyproofing the world Story 3: Typical entitled parent who doesn't want to be a parent. Even when clearly told "no kids", they bring their kids anyways and "oh, I couldn't find a sitter so I guess you have bring him in because how can you be so cruel as to turn away a child who came all this way?" Story 4: Internalized misogyny combined with a typical entitled parent who refuses to understand no means no and thinks that everything and everyone in the world needs be catered to kids. Sadly, there's also many women alongside men who buy into taboos around periods being shameful, that they need to be hidden because they're terrified of male relatives asking questions or "it's gross", or that the female body is only for male pleasure Story 5: I have no words for this one.... it's just too crazy but I have heard other entitledparent stories like it. The parent gets angry at someone else for saving their kid's life

I about died laughing, with the old lady story because when he said the old lady looks down and says, it kicked over to an ad and broke out in some random goofy song the timing was just perfect.

I love it when the story is interrupted by an ad as someone is about to speak. “The old lady said-“ “it starts with ooey gooey goodness…” shit that got dark

As a parent, I know there are some places I just can't bring my son. He is tiny, curious, totally fearless, has more than his share of evil in him, and if you can't sign he ignores you completely. If someone tells me he isn't allowed in, I say smart move, then bounce.

I worked in hotel reservations for a few years, and lemme tell you, that B&B story is VERY normal. XD

That old lady had such patience for their BS. Kudos to that kid for standing up to that mother. Jim had it coming.

Story 1: 2:54 Housemate deserves a round of applause for that 10/10 comeback. Also, if you have a warrant for your arrest... shouldn't you be, I dunno, NOT drawing attention to yourself and causing trouble?? What a clown.

OMG I was expecting that the woman was going to smuggle in her 10 year old son into the room somehow like in a suitcase or something lol.

If my kid was drowning, I don’t care who shows up to save my kid. My kids and I do know how to swim but, situations do come up. 😂

Loved the horn in the first story! As always, your voices are perfect for the characters. Can't wait for the next video!!!

The mom in the period story should have just told her kid it was medicine or a diaper being unwrapped. No kid wants medicine.

Second story - years ago I've read a similar story where a kid was kicking someone's seat in the bus. The mum wasn't doing anything so some guy (maybe also a teen, I don't remember) took the chewing gum out of his mouth and put it in her hair.

The last dad just like the first dad has warrants. The difference is that his wife was there to remind him

I like the extra effort put into the sound effects. The cark honking was infuriating to listen to, but it only added to the effect and satisfaction at the end of that story.

I worked at a high end resort for a few years, and people LOVE to try and raise the stakes because then they can play victim. I've had people purposefully book the wrong room or show up with more than the agreed upon party and then scream and shout that WE'RE the ones being unreasonable, and at that point, you either risk a bad review and someone throwing a tantrum in front of your guests, or kowtowing and giving them what they ask. It's a lose-lose situation for the hotel and they know it. Ugh.

The story with the B&B I was totally expecting her to say, can I book a room for my other son, who totally isnt the same son I just mentioned 😂

Me and my younger sister went to the zoo in the summer. We're both well into our 20s. I didn't consider how evil it was of us to take the spots of such nice families.

Jim would suffer from a rubber worm if he kept honking all the time. Then you get to get a new tire, Jim.

Finally, r/entitledparents again! For a while, I thought you were going to switch to mostly r/bestof (which is still a great sub), but I'd still like to see more entitled parent stories. Keep up the good work, love your videos ❤

You know that really made my day that comment about pouring orange juice on the lady's head because it makes me happy made me burst out laughing

Honestly, parents can be some of the most entitled people in the world. I’ve heard parents constantly complain about not having anything to do with their families and how thrill seekers get everything (I’ve heard these complaints in a Cedar Point Facebook group and a Major League Baseball Facebook group). When in reality it’s quite the opposite. Many places, parks, tourist attractions, sporting events, etc. are either hesitant to or are outright resistant to appealing to thrill seekers. Keep in mind, while thrill rides at amusement parks are usually larger and more expensive than family rides, parks will have at best 15 total rides for thrill seekers and 40-70 rides for families and kids.

"Sorry, your son is too young so you can't bring him." "Oh okay. Can I book an extra room for a third person?" "Is it for your son?" "No, he's too young." "Okay, then who is it for?" "My son."

In the last story, the dad did lash out too harshly, but if a father knows his child needed him, and he wasnt there for the child, there is a lot of internal turmoil.

That honking with the entitled voice, is the chefs kiss to the narration.

The entitled Dad in the last story clearly saw only one thing a chance to take money from someone by making a BS accusation and getting a settlement out of court, not the fact that his kid could have drowned, not the person who saved his child's life, no none of these things, just 'money for free by ruining someones life'. I really hope the Mom talked him out of it by saying "If you do this I will tell the truth and YOU will be arrested for making a false report of a crime!". As for the Teenager in the 2nd story, Well done Sir I salute you!

"The old lady looks at the kid and politely says 'RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS'" RU-vid ads are hilarious sometimes.

I hope that everyone is having a good Thursday!

Nearly 100% of Entitled Parents stories begin with a kid being unhappy and a parent wanting everyone else to do whatever it will take to make the kid not be unhappy. It all boils down to laziness and embarrassment. Basically...kid throws tantrum, parent wants tantrum to stop so they don't get judged and/or so they don't have to be bothered by their kid, parent completely loses all contact with reality when someone tells them no.

Story 4: A period is an adult activity?? Guess those girls who get their period at 9 y/o are adults 😅 Is she gonna lecture them too?

Story 4 just reawakened my fear of using the men’s room when I’m on my period. I think that’s my personal transmasc hell.

I feel like Jim just did all that to get out of bringing the kids to daycare!!😂

Bro that second story absolutely made my day! 😂

Bro you scared the crap out of me with car horn noises. I was driving while listening to this 😂great episode as always!

Th that first story was so close to rhyming it’s driving me nuts. Here is my rendition (go easy, I threw this together in 20 min) About 3 months ago, new neighbors opened a daycare next door The kids were fine, but the parents were a chore One dad named “Jim” didn’t know where to park his truck Cause he’s an entitled parent and didn’t give a F**** He decided our driveway was where he would pick That was fine, until my room mate got a new crown Vic Jim didn’t like this, no he did not There was a car in his parking spot! So he honked and he honked, made a lot of noise Much to the shame of his two young boys “You’re in my spot!” He shouted, his face burning red “This is my driveway” I replied, “why not park in the street instead” “Don’t tell me what to do!” He whumpfed and he whined “Whatever” I said, went inside, and left him behind Two days went by with no sign of Jim Our neighbors gave us a pie to apologize for him On day three, Jimbo honked and returned My roommate and I go outside, concerned “Your pants make you look gay” Jim cried “Only when I’m sucking D” my roommate replied The next day, the cops sent a car to investigate the complaint Jim arrived and showed no restraint He drove up in his ugly sedan Rolled down the window, and the honking began But this time, what joy! Justice prevailed Jim got arrested and went off to jail Now the lesson here is all but transparent It never pays to be an entitled parent

We need more people like the teen in story 2. That was freaking brilliant! That woman got her just desserts XD

The ending and lack of an aftermath in story 2 gives me major Tumblr fake story vibes and I love it.

I can just imagine the tall boyfriend saying "what do you mean" and the karen just looking up in fear LMAO

"Of course I won't bring my son, he's too young" "Who are you bringing then?" "My son" This reads like the script for some sort of sitcom or whatever

Props to the husband for how he tried to handle the third story

I love how the OP in the first story kept rhyming, it was very pleasing

My almost 2 year old son is obsessed with wheels on the bus and when the honking happened he cued in with his own beeps and continued with the rest of the song

The fourth story reminds me of this one time I was in the 4th grade and I went into the bathroom by myself just to be called trans slurs by and entitled mother with her 12yo son who in there with her. I’m going to say this loud and proud, it’s not my fault that ladies son had his masculinity threaten by a 9yo egg (someone who hasn’t realized they’re trans) with a pixie cut who was wearing a hot pink skirt, turquoise tie dye leggings and a shirt with a glittery panda on it

"My boyfriend is Romanian and we're in the UK..." Hahaha. I lived in Romania for a while, and knew exactly what OP was talking about.

LOVED the honking, but it sure set my dogs on edge! Honking AND barking...good thing I don't have neighbors. LOL

The orange soda kid is my kind of dude. It seems like his mom actually raised him with manners and with a sense of right and wrong and that if you sit back and watch wrong happen it makes you just as wrong so he had to make it right good for you kid

Karen : My kid has a liberal upbringing and can do whatever he wants. Grandma : Hits the EK and Karen hard on the cheeck with her cane = I was also brought up that way, i can do whatever i want!

Thanks for all the extra effort u put into the effects during stories. The honking, the ringing, love it

Loving the Immersive storytelling honestly. Rslash really does a good Car Horn impression!

Really like the sound effects, they add to the stories without being invasive to the content.

First story roommate made me almost spit my coffee out about his pants omg

OP: "Is it your son?" EP: "No" OP: "Then who is it" EP: "My son" **Trickery 100**

Was not expecting the telephone ringing sound and dove for my phone to see who was calling at 5 in the morning. 🤣

Love the old lady voice 👌 spot on mate- And the production quality with the sound effects... 🤌

You would think a woman would know how period works but apparently not.

That teenager at the grocery store is a hero. I can appreciate anyone who effectively uses a Karen's logic against her!

The housemate in the first story has good taste in cars. I own a Crown Vic too.

I love that your editor put in the honking and phone sounds! It added a little somethin' somethin' that made my favorite videos even better. Thanks my dudes. 😃💜

I love that you have sound effects. It makes the stories even better.

The car horn sound made my dog look around all confused lol

I love your matter of fact way of referring to periods, peeing and pooping.

I think a better title would be "Entitled Mom mistakes Period Pad for Candy"

I love RSlash dramatic interpretation of the stories!

“i’m not bringing my son!” “may i ask who you are bringing?” “my son”

(5:08) "The old lady says in a friendly tone..." "Customize and save with Liberty Mutual!" A lot of the ads on RU-vid videos are annoying, but sometimes you get a perfectly timed gem like this. XD

Can we take a moment to enjoy the sound effects rslash has been adding lately 😂

I love the storytelling in story 1! It's so hilariously sarcastic

I'd have stuck the bloody pad under the door like "you want this?"

With the first story of the Entitled Father claiming that the spot in OP's driveway, was his parking spot and to have OP's roommate move his car. I was expecting OP and his roommate to give some evil smiles, as they say "ok". Then when the Entitled Father pulls into the spot, the roommate parking (on the street) behind the Entitled Father's car. Whereby completely blocking the guy in, before go back into the house.

The teenager in the story with Entitled Mother whose son kept on kicking the cane of the old woman. That teenager in my mind, is awesome and give 2 thumbs up... way to go. 😁👍

Story 1 : Jim can't read .. Story 2 : Then everyone clapped.. Story 3 : is this an entitled parent or just a dumb as hell parent or a combo ?? Story 4 : if I was op I would just laugh at her and just kept doing what I was doing.. hypocrisy at its best . Story 5 : the dad thought his hero complex got questioned now he's severely butthurt that he wasn't that one that saved his son and that it was some random person..

Love the Dr Seuss type of writing in story 1.

Okay but I'm loving these small sound effects! The car horn, the phone ringing, it helps a lot with storytelling 👏🏻 and rSlash is almost at 2 million!! 🎉🎉🎉

"he decided to lash out at you because, I don't know, he's a stupid idiot." Best analysis ever!

And on this episode of entitled parents, we’re getting mad because *flips through notes* …because you saved my kid from drowning? ᴡʜᴀᴛ

"The next day, Jim showed up, in his ugly sedan. He sat in his car and the honking began. But this time, what joy! Justice prevailed. Jim got arrested, and now has to pay bail." Straight bars.

The room mates response to the insult about his pants was just gold.

Day 1 of petitioning for the comeback of puppy bloopers