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@Kuros_limbo
@Kuros_limbo 2 года назад
I was having horrible stomach cramps, but then I saw yall uploaded and instantly felt better 🏃‍♂️
@uzazi2043
@uzazi2043 2 года назад
the healing power of emkay
@Kuros_limbo
@Kuros_limbo 2 года назад
@@uzazi2043 I've been blessed by Robin's healing skills 🛐🛐
@turg1737
@turg1737 2 года назад
@@Kuros_limbo praise Robin 🙏
@isappycracks
@isappycracks 2 года назад
maybe its a body worm
@cuboembaralhado8294
@cuboembaralhado8294 2 года назад
Maybe you got amazingly surprised and farted the itch away
@TheRealEthBootGD
@TheRealEthBootGD 2 года назад
So impressed with all the valiant soldiers here claiming to be first, insane that twelve or so people were here before any other soul :0
@TheSnowmanJamie
@TheSnowmanJamie 2 года назад
First
@TheRealEthBootGD
@TheRealEthBootGD 2 года назад
@@TheSnowmanJamie lmfao that’s actually kinda funny in this case
@aetherrrrrrrrrr
@aetherrrrrrrrrr 2 года назад
@@TheSnowmanJamie first comment that made me laugh in a while😂
@bandagedmushroom
@bandagedmushroom 2 года назад
Here before this comment gets famous
@c.Orange
@c.Orange 2 года назад
The real champs are those who are the last, watching this couple years in future.
@clintelkins9630
@clintelkins9630 2 года назад
"The only thing American about this is your education" Bro I'm American and that was SMOOTH
@arya.n.8252
@arya.n.8252 2 года назад
Meeting an American is like a coin flip, you either get the head of scientific community or the tail end of an IQ graph
@commie3539
@commie3539 Год назад
@@arya.n.8252 nah, it’s the Twitter people, normal, or pronoun using 12 year olds
@deadbunn.i
@deadbunn.i Год назад
@@commie3539 …most 12 year olds use some form of pronouns. nice try tho
@nagitoisthebest
@nagitoisthebest Год назад
@@commie3539 tf do you mean by pronoun using? Everyone has pronouns…?
@AccSwtch50
@AccSwtch50 Год назад
@@nagitoisthebest neopronouns prob
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." Overthrow the sick children!
@mage1439
@mage1439 2 года назад
Welp, I guess all the complaints about rich white men can stop, since anybody can call them anything they want and nobody gets bothered.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 2 года назад
Aren't we allowed to criticise sick children? I'm pretty sure we are. But hating on sick children is a different thing.
@embeboso8329
@embeboso8329 Год назад
@@Liggliluff imo, you can/should be able to criticize anyone, but offending them or someone else is something different
@tenebrix8490
@tenebrix8490 Год назад
Voltaire never actually said that. the original quote comes from a white supremacist, neo-nazi leader named Kevin Alfred Strom. Also, I saw the same damn quote attributed to George Orwell a month ago.
@lelouche9894
@lelouche9894 Год назад
J*ws
@BananaManMeWantATan
@BananaManMeWantATan 2 года назад
One of the joys of Emkay is finding out what sound is used to censor Robin.
@-lightthelight-4047
@-lightthelight-4047 2 года назад
it sounds like _W Æ_
@PhantomGato-v-
@PhantomGato-v- 2 года назад
@@-lightthelight-4047 for me it sounds like BÄÈM
@smashbrother980
@smashbrother980 2 года назад
@@PhantomGato-v- It's just the "She made fucking BEEEAAANS" guy
@LinearCircleOfficial
@LinearCircleOfficial Год назад
I know right?!
@spiderlily723
@spiderlily723 2 года назад
11:46 Those are DRIVING glasses - the yellow ones grately reduce the blinging effect of car lights appearing in dark enviroment.
@bluestreaker9242
@bluestreaker9242 2 года назад
I was gonna say; that one's not much of a facepalm.
@d34dstruck13
@d34dstruck13 2 года назад
The biggest facepalm about that was the packaging clearly calling them sunglasses
@bluestreaker9242
@bluestreaker9242 2 года назад
@@d34dstruck13 Well what are ya supposed to call 'em? Moon shades? Ope, nope, wait, that's actually a really cool name, nvm. X3
@d34dstruck13
@d34dstruck13 2 года назад
@@bluestreaker9242 That, or just "anti-glare" glasses
@bluestreaker9242
@bluestreaker9242 2 года назад
@@d34dstruck13 Uh...yeah...that works, too... X3
@yourfelyx
@yourfelyx 2 года назад
Kind of fun fact, that church “fearoverfaith” Is located right next to my neighborhood and yes, that sign was up for months, and yes, almost everyone who attended said church got Covid
@arya.n.8252
@arya.n.8252 2 года назад
Did they meet God a bit sooner?
@Ihatetheseupdates
@Ihatetheseupdates Год назад
@@arya.n.8252 It was a blessing!
@Starfloofle
@Starfloofle Год назад
@@arya.n.8252 dunno why I never thought about it this way, no wonder crazies be like that
@FenrirWolf203
@FenrirWolf203 2 года назад
8:44 From a e-sports team. It was in japan, where she basically was asked her number by a delivery guy that was getting her I think was food or something, and she just said no, so he didn't insist. The case was that she later talked about it in a stream, and she said, if he had been tall, she wouldn't have mind, but he was short (ok, I guess that's a preference. She was a bit blunt, but ok, everyone has their preferences and we could say that he was asking someone for her number when she didn't want, so, ok, fair enough.). But then she doubled down going so far as to say that short men should know their place and live their lives knowing that they don't have human rights, and only when they go after some kind of surgery to get taller, they would be considered a human person (and she wasn't kidding, since several people in the comments were like "That's a bit harsh, don't you think?" and she defended her position). Honestly, it would be as bad as saying to a woman who is flat that they don't have human rights until they get a breast implant surgery, I mean, basing someone's worth as a human being based on their looks and the societal standards of beauty for their respective gender.
@just_a_bird1
@just_a_bird1 2 года назад
Holy sh!t that's long how long did it take to write this
@thisisasupersayin376
@thisisasupersayin376 2 года назад
@@just_a_bird1 I'm gonna guess about two minutes
@woobgamer5210
@woobgamer5210 2 года назад
and reminder, dwarfism is a more extreme condition than just 'being short', so by saying short men dont deserve rights, she also basically said people born with dwarfism, something they do not choose to be born with, have less rights than black slaves in the 1900s. and some feminists defended this bitch? I swear to god the internet needs to call out misandrists because it's only getting more common as girls online and feminists become more radical.
@donnyshields4450
@donnyshields4450 2 года назад
Someone from Japan said that?! From a country where the average height is pretty short?
@just_a_bird1
@just_a_bird1 2 года назад
@@thisisasupersayin376 I meant to say "that" not "this"
@DrakeDragonSpark
@DrakeDragonSpark 2 года назад
In that Waluigi guy's defense, that is kinda a shitty argument. If we were judged solely by our usernames or whatever profile pic we used, none of us would be taken seriously.
@PotatoKernels
@PotatoKernels 2 года назад
The point was to bait him to get offended by the comment so that they can tell them how dumb his argument is
@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74
@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74 2 года назад
@@PotatoKernels nah waluigi is right, the problem is so many people get offended by so many words, that at this point is better just to nto use any word that affects badly by the person you are talking to, better to know the person and try to understand which words doesnt matter to them, not everyone gets offended by the same words, so its better to know people
@PotatoKernels
@PotatoKernels 2 года назад
@@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74 the point he pushed was correct but in a bad way. He just started saying people who get offended are pussies, instead of saying what you said
@Luigicat11
@Luigicat11 2 года назад
Also kinda sounds like they were attributing offense to what could very well have been snark.
@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74
@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74 2 года назад
@@PotatoKernels i undestand, maybe staying that words should not offend you while insulting you is not a good idea, glad to talk with you stranger
@ninanobody2479
@ninanobody2479 2 года назад
"What's an orgasm?" "When you fold paper to look like birds and shit." "That's oregano bitch" I have no words 🙈🤣🤣
@diamondan5721
@diamondan5721 2 года назад
Not to be confused with origami, the very famous spaghetti leaf.
@DrT0705
@DrT0705 2 года назад
Well if the heart has 4 chambers, so that means a man should have 4 wives, isn't that also an argument for a woman to have 4 husbands? If not, why not?
@Daniel-ug8hm
@Daniel-ug8hm 2 года назад
what
@marcopeterson805
@marcopeterson805 2 года назад
Disregard him. His entire religion is mentally 'challenged'.
@savieeveelover3366
@savieeveelover3366 2 года назад
Good question
@Mel-kh2jn
@Mel-kh2jn 2 года назад
No, it's an argument for all women to have 4 wives.
@Dewani90
@Dewani90 2 года назад
I think that would be fine, but here is a counterargument, for starters a man shouldn't have 4 wives if he can barely satisfy one... and a woman shouldn't have 4 husbands because every night would be an orgy, as one of the husbands would get horny and the rest would just go with the flow to not feel left out.
@dragonmastertheedgeking1595
@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 2 года назад
I tried to impress my girlfriend by beating a boss on the hardest mode(which I beat with all the time with no damage) and I ended up getting completely owned by him.
@notgood1321
@notgood1321 2 года назад
Why the f_ck are you a person from a live-action mobile game ad?
@Sinaeb
@Sinaeb 2 года назад
Shouldn't have called your gf an easy boss to beat
@theawsomecheese9714
@theawsomecheese9714 2 года назад
@@Sinaeb *hold up!*
@Sinaeb
@Sinaeb 2 года назад
@@theawsomecheese9714 But who's going to get down?
@AxtonTheObstagoon
@AxtonTheObstagoon 2 года назад
@@Sinaeb what makes this even funnier is that he said "i ended up getting completely owned by HIM" and it makes your comment so much better
@franl155
@franl155 2 года назад
8:16: He was so keen to point out the "typo" that was in fact the joke in Stephen King's post that he missed the actual typo: "minster" "Define: Minster: a large or important church, typically one of cathedral status in the north of England that was built as part of a monastery."
@mage1439
@mage1439 2 года назад
I would definitely feel like a knob if I embarrassed myself like this to SK while trying to burn him.
@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu5744
@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu5744 2 года назад
3:27 i am genuinely amazed how fucking rare this insult is
@Delm0s
@Delm0s 2 года назад
R/rareinsults
@wta1518
@wta1518 Год назад
Yeah, unfortunately the only American education level there was the person delivering that insult. Reddit is American, not Chinese. Google Chrome was invented by 2 people: a Russian and an American. The Internet was invented at UCLA by two Americans. While the top person's toxicity most likely wasn't warranted, the bottom person did absolutely no research.
@dannydoodle35
@dannydoodle35 2 года назад
1:31 That should be on r/madlads lol
@Professional_idiot-k6d
@Professional_idiot-k6d 2 года назад
1:57 imagine it’s just the picture of the grim reaper
@thegoldencrystal9677
@thegoldencrystal9677 2 года назад
The jacket had several hundred dollars' worth of post cards from flea markets in the pockets and visitors could take them out of the pockets and look at them. According to the article I read, apparently the artist had spent years collecting those post cards. I'm pretty sure the woman's dealing with a ton of legal stuff because she destroyed the post cards as well.
@Eleanor_Ch
@Eleanor_Ch 2 года назад
11:47 The facepalm part escapes me. Yellow glasses DO make it easier to see in low light.
@presidentfunnyman
@presidentfunnyman 2 года назад
Faceball and Headccer, the duality.
@petervasil6159
@petervasil6159 2 года назад
F A C E O R B G A M E
@Comicmaker20
@Comicmaker20 2 года назад
0:52 the fapistainian republic speaks
@magdalenabohusova8397
@magdalenabohusova8397 2 года назад
6:04 Im crying rn.🤣🤣🤣
@Jad_Productions
@Jad_Productions 2 года назад
Bruh same.
@scottaroondog1502
@scottaroondog1502 2 года назад
Love your content! Keep it up guys
@EmKay
@EmKay 2 года назад
We will!
@scottaroondog1502
@scottaroondog1502 2 года назад
@@EmKay I feel honoured 🎖
@videakias3000
@videakias3000 2 года назад
7:35 I may be wrong but I think that this picture may be a reference to qur'an. the consept of 7 skies is mentioned in the qur'an.
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer Год назад
Fun Fact: It would seem that elephants are not in fact afraid of mice, but are merely being more cautious around them and/or actively walking around them to avoid stepping on them. A similar thing can supposedly be seen with other small living things. Elephants aren't afraid of mice, but they _are_ afraid of crushing them.
@cd.47
@cd.47 2 года назад
5:14 james about to break sandy's spine for investing in nft
@kessiniktange8861
@kessiniktange8861 2 года назад
5:19 What's so funny? I assume we would all be pretty damn carefree if we were all completely insane.
@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp
@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp 2 года назад
1:12 I have seen that pfp in so many facepalm videos- that dude’s back must hurt from carrying like half of the world’s stupidity
@justyourusualDoktah
@justyourusualDoktah 2 года назад
0:10 , i feel, the p a i n
@banana0281
@banana0281 2 года назад
0:05 Faceball ( Rare item) Stats: 75 ranged damage causes mild concussion Has a 56% to knock the target over.
@tyguy8592
@tyguy8592 2 года назад
57% chance*
@taffingtonboathouse5754
@taffingtonboathouse5754 Год назад
0:42 florida man's micronation is probably gonna be more weirder then the other micronations like sealand or seborga or even the kingdom of lovely
@KirbyatYT
@KirbyatYT 2 года назад
6:51 Well, Well, Well…
@alice_weirddom
@alice_weirddom 6 месяцев назад
ha, eddsworld reference
@Deedoo_r
@Deedoo_r 2 года назад
5:44 no, you're right. guy hasn't a shadow
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 9 месяцев назад
5:27 OP: food deserts Robin: food desserts
@alice_weirddom
@alice_weirddom 6 месяцев назад
4:43 this man is like an innocent child who thinks hiding behind a small plant will hide them and the parent won't see them
@toonlink5399
@toonlink5399 2 года назад
Emkay videos can make ANYONE feel better if they’re not feeling too good
@astrid-fp
@astrid-fp Год назад
10:40 this is GOLD, THANK YOU for being educated enough to build on the joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BiassedYT
@BiassedYT 2 года назад
3:45 I'm pretty sure Duolingo does that because they teach American English. It’s like how they use the flag of Brazil because they teach Brazilian Portuguese.
@Sharla_Smith
@Sharla_Smith 4 месяца назад
Elephants aren't scared of mice, they're scared of _bees_ .
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад
10:05 Mmm, yes, I love a Latin-speaking lawyer!
@Martyrdom-bp6wi
@Martyrdom-bp6wi 2 года назад
robin turning into a seal made my day
@mage1439
@mage1439 2 года назад
So it's unacceptable to "fear" germs but perfectly fine to fear other people so much you run around church strapped? Also, good job on embodying the message. "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest," Jesus said, but I guess he forgot to add "unless you're a filthy lib." If you believe in THIS God, and your politics is more important than your faith, I have somber news for you.
@mrr1132
@mrr1132 2 года назад
I'll give you another one. Their messiah spoke out against the death penalty, and that was part of why Caesar executed him. Those are the types that wish executions were televised, but don't want to admit it. Especially since they think "acting stupid" is grounds to shoot/kill, rather than "self defense". Something tells me the person these folks are calling "God" is the one with the horns, and it's like they do everything to prove me right on that.
@apocalypseofplush
@apocalypseofplush 2 года назад
I don’t politics, I only faith.
@rascalcreeper3472
@rascalcreeper3472 2 года назад
11:31 Ah yes, because the 6th commandment is "Thou shall kill freely"
@hmnhntr
@hmnhntr 6 месяцев назад
And we all know Christ would never have condoned being uncomfortable for other people's safety
@TheBoneMasher
@TheBoneMasher 2 года назад
The first one is why I don’t like baseball. I was pitcher and pitched a whiffle ball and it hit my nose. Not broken or even bloody somehow, but it was scary
@frozenfoxgames5300
@frozenfoxgames5300 2 года назад
Baseball? Don't you mean Soccer(or fútball)
@TheBoneMasher
@TheBoneMasher 2 года назад
No. It was baseball for me
@frozenfoxgames5300
@frozenfoxgames5300 2 года назад
@@TheBoneMasher What, Where do you live? I know some countries call it Fútball and can understand why, but what Country calls it Baseball?
@tarahuebel5594
@tarahuebel5594 2 года назад
@@frozenfoxgames5300 baseball, the sport of baseball, it's not a different name thing, it's literally a different sport
@TheBoneMasher
@TheBoneMasher 2 года назад
Like this one ⚾️
@Bean_Goods
@Bean_Goods 2 года назад
1:36 Guess i'm Pakistani now.
@Battery-powered-organs
@Battery-powered-organs 2 года назад
having a nationality other than pakistani? no! NOT FOR YOU!
@isappycracks
@isappycracks 2 года назад
same bro welp time to forget portugese
@Mt.Mangoman
@Mt.Mangoman 2 года назад
3:10 Sundar Pichai is not the inventor of Google Chrome, he is the CEO. It’s Larry Page (from Michigan) and Sergey Brin (from Russia.)This person would be half right on the fact that the guys weren’t from the United States but this person got the people wrong. And with the inventors of the internet, both of the people are from the USA (Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf.) The English guy who this person was talking about is Tim Berners-Lee who created the World Wide Web. He didn’t create the internet. I’m not justifying the top person’s toxicity but the bottom person just didn’t do their research. If I’m wrong I’m gonna be mega embarrassed.
@richardadamson1438
@richardadamson1438 2 года назад
To be fair, I didn't know that. So thanks for teaching me something new.
@wta1518
@wta1518 Год назад
You forgot to mention that Reddit is American, not Chinese.
@lDontExist
@lDontExist 2 года назад
“D-“ “60%” What school does this man go too?
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Год назад
These "sunglasses" for night driving are supposed to help you not be blinded by other drivers without sacrificing your actual ability to see.
@The_Real_Noise
@The_Real_Noise Год назад
I Must Simply Know where that "BLEGH" Sound Came from! IT'S SO FUNNY FOR ME!
@DaltonKevinM
@DaltonKevinM 11 месяцев назад
01:17 Oh no, a use of googly eyes Robin actually approves of!
@keeganlafferty1395
@keeganlafferty1395 2 года назад
8:22 that's the joke, the "rabbit" said that it's a typo and it's supposed to be rabbi
@MegaPlayerXxX
@MegaPlayerXxX 2 года назад
People who pretend they know what Nuclear War is, but really do not. Hmm... that's a rather long way to say "Politicians."
@noahoreos436
@noahoreos436 2 года назад
i was today years old when i found out you were Leith Peier or whatever cool emkay x poppy playtime crossover
@zbritishteaman
@zbritishteaman 2 года назад
7:46 this guy may have worded his statement terribly, but he was still completely correct
@californium.
@californium. 2 года назад
2:28 i am a muslim , here is an explanation,, in islam the husband can have 4 wives and based that they said ‘Subhan’Allah’ i believe they are muslim too , so next time you see something similar to this please don’t make fun but it’s okay now since maybe you didn’t know
@DegenWeb
@DegenWeb 2 года назад
He was making fun of the heart has 4 parts; not the 4 wives thing. Deadass
@titanus261
@titanus261 2 года назад
@@DegenWeb both he his making both
@californium.
@californium. 2 года назад
@@DegenWeb the heart does actually have four chambers tho
@DegenWeb
@DegenWeb 2 года назад
@@californium. 4 chambers not 4 hearts. The dude said he had 4 hearts lmao
@californium.
@californium. 2 года назад
@@DegenWeb ‘ heart has 4 chambers. One (chamber) for each wife.
@rockythewerepuppy2253
@rockythewerepuppy2253 2 года назад
1:07 thats the same guy from r/insanepeoplefacebook
@benpincus1896
@benpincus1896 2 года назад
yea what is his deal
@oliviarose5030
@oliviarose5030 Год назад
Honestly, that one guy at near the beginning is probably the sanest Florida has ever been.
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 2 года назад
"A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The Rabbit says, "I think I’m a typo" Stephen King has the Black Belt in Dad-jokes!
@dadoctah
@dadoctah 2 года назад
2:38 If Jesus is the greatest American who ever lived, how come he has a Mexican name?
@draalttom844
@draalttom844 2 года назад
It's not mexican lol
@dorotarapaczdufort6842
@dorotarapaczdufort6842 2 года назад
Its not a Mexican name its Latin And a mistrqnslation too Jesus was actually called joshua Which is a hebrew name
@blesskurunai9213
@blesskurunai9213 2 года назад
This comment has layers dude.
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 2 года назад
8:52 Knowing Chicago's reputation, the court would likely have him out on a $100 bail and put on probation anyway. That's how you breed this kind of boldness, because there is no substantial consequence to it. Just like the nation-wide colleges, healthcare and workers rights, the American criminal justice system has become a joke in a lot of states.
@itzrednando
@itzrednando 2 года назад
1:54: yeah, everything that gets to earth gets decontaminated, even the astronauts have to be isolated for a certain time.
@CarlosThadeu
@CarlosThadeu 2 года назад
Wait, who is the owner of door dash? Amy from Amy’s Baking Company? Remember how they would charge costumers even when they didnt get a item lmao
@catisyellen9877
@catisyellen9877 2 года назад
The night sunglasses are supposed to be for lights at night, for them to not be as intense. Omg
@hailed5285
@hailed5285 2 года назад
I was rolling this is so funny, I love robin narration
@wta1518
@wta1518 2 года назад
3:20 today I learned that New York and Connecticut are in England.
@g14nn13
@g14nn13 2 года назад
Ok I’ve literally seen the handball picture like everywhere omg
@EllpaFox47
@EllpaFox47 Год назад
coloring books? crayons?! LETS GO RAID THE WAMBULANCE yes i do have ADHD
@Bacteriaboi29
@Bacteriaboi29 7 дней назад
I’m watching emkay because my package got delayed on the day it was supposed to arrive,I’m rightfully pissed.
@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp
@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp 2 года назад
0:00 Well that can’t be fun
@Antonio-wh8lh
@Antonio-wh8lh Год назад
Have I watched too many Scott Sterling videos? Now RU-vid keeps recommending me videos of people getting pelted in the face with spherical sports equipment.
@gamegod6859
@gamegod6859 2 года назад
11:43 oh its that tac guy
@zimmygirl777
@zimmygirl777 2 года назад
Whoa! Voltaire said that? I love his music. When You're Evil, The Headless Waltz, Zombie Prostitute, Almost Human.
@anipene8309
@anipene8309 Год назад
The night time glasses, are for riding motorcycles at night. They're great.
@natsuki1327
@natsuki1327 Год назад
4:10 stop being a BEAN
@f-106deltadart
@f-106deltadart Год назад
1:15 OH GOD NOT HIM AGIN *Zero intensifies*
@gdchannel3501
@gdchannel3501 2 года назад
0:10 "I'm taking it all in real quick." Yeah, so is she.
@andie_pants
@andie_pants Год назад
10:49 Dat _"TESLADA"_ emblem tho!
@ineedcodies1073
@ineedcodies1073 2 года назад
11:07 im gonna be completely honest my dumbass thought they meant periods as in the "." instead of the other meaning of period lmao
@dmbstmbs
@dmbstmbs 2 года назад
Robert Elliot Kahn is an American electrical engineer, who, along with Vint Cerf, first proposed the Transmission Control Protocol and the Internet Protocol, the fundamental communication protocols at the heart of the Internet. In 2004, Kahn won the Turing Award with Vint Cerf for their work on TCP/IP. Born: December 23, 1938 (age 83 years), Brooklyn, New York, NY Nationality: American. and vint cerf both from us from google.
@moditorplayz
@moditorplayz 2 года назад
As an avid origamist, i too call origami oregano
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 года назад
9:21 I mean… they aren’t technically wrong though… money only has value because we say it has value. Though that raises the question: why print more money if you can just declare everything to be less expensive? Printing money so that everyone can afford rising rent is effectively the same as making rent cheaper, albeit on a much larger scale. Of course, to make that work (either printing money or large-scale economic planning), you’d have to completely forgo capitalist market systems. Hey I’m cool with that 👍
@raz0rblade06
@raz0rblade06 Год назад
1:10 i mean, it *would* stop future discourse
@DemiGodCC
@DemiGodCC 2 года назад
Ah yes oregano, definetly the right way of spelling origami
@mikethewhizz5085
@mikethewhizz5085 2 года назад
Technically the Earth DOES have multiple layers
@Caldera_Scarab
@Caldera_Scarab 2 года назад
1:04 Ah yes, just like Ghandi intended.
@labrat_09
@labrat_09 Год назад
1:12 they know what it is because it's secretly civ Gandhi
@CloverOT
@CloverOT 2 года назад
12:30 as a mechanics daughter this just _hurts_
@scmtuk3662
@scmtuk3662 2 года назад
9:25 I used to think a bit like this. Like electricity bills go up, because the production of electricity has gone up. But... why has the production of electricity gone up? Because gas prices have gone up, which may or may not be used to power the power stations or something. But why have gas prices gone up? And so on.... and then I'd just think "why did the first thing that went up, that caused every other thing to go up in price just... not go up?" I sometimes still wonder this. Like how, this goes up in price because that went up in price, because that went up in price... but then at the end of it, why did it go up in the _first place_ Is there some guy in a secret location somewhere that has either a dial where he can for no reason other than pure evil, just randomly move the dial clockwise and it "makes prices higher", and then move it counter clockwise to "make prices lower"? But then, if we all thought like this, it'd be chaos... Why are we using less plastic? To save the planet. But why? So future generations can survive? But... why? So they can... save the planet? But.... why? ... actually think about it... why? It's like a pile of bricks and a street light. Why is the light there? So you can see the bricks. Why are the bricks there? To hold the light up. So ... yeah... why _are_ we bothered about climate change? I mean at the end of the day, it's pointless really. It's like mobile games. You play a game, to get some in-game currency, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins, to buy items, to help beat levels, to get more coins .... and so on. And this whole post, is exactly why the question "What is the meaning of life?" exists. To summarize, we're here to help save the planet, so we can be here, to help save the planet, so we can be here, and so, we are all connected in the Great Circle of Why?!
@chillcovegaming8237
@chillcovegaming8237 2 года назад
Lol i like that emkay mentioned that the head of security in the end is his dog Otto
@LexusLFA554
@LexusLFA554 2 года назад
11:39 "I wear my sunglasses at night" - Corey Hart
@JungleEmpress87
@JungleEmpress87 2 года назад
NGL, the first one would probably be me on a soccer field.
@monkeythemooch141
@monkeythemooch141 Год назад
This has prob been said already but at 3:47 w the duolingo thing, I’m pretty sure they have both American English and European English bc there’s a lot of words or saying w completely different meanings, so that was just one of the English options
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 5 месяцев назад
3:30 The internet started out as Darpanet. It happened in the US, and I don’t think any one single person is responsible
@GymbalLock
@GymbalLock 2 года назад
Glad to see the "Wazzaaaap" guy from the commercials has a job censoring swear words here
@FrozenSolid742
@FrozenSolid742 2 года назад
Robin is so halal mode lmao huge respect dude
@metarcee2483
@metarcee2483 Год назад
6:00 that thread actually goes on like this for a good while, immediately after it turns into a joke.
@JoJoGaminG36
@JoJoGaminG36 Год назад
5:45 we always put a little bit of frieing oil in our mopeds back then, that smelled like fries from the exhaust :D good old times, but these where 2-Stroke tho... That can handle frieing oil a little bit better...
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Год назад
9:53 Not only is the shirt priced 20x more than it's worth, the bloody Anarchy Symbol is UPSIDE DOWN for Fuck's sake... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@VectorJW9260
@VectorJW9260 6 месяцев назад
0:33 I was honestly thinking tje picture was going to be a human.
@swordbrethrenmordred1230
@swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 года назад
Ah, yes. How could we forget Jesus of New Jersey. The white, english speaking dude with straight hair.
@zenith5844
@zenith5844 4 месяца назад
For that girl that couldn’t present on periods, I feel like they should have gotten together with all their friends, boys included, and wore pants with painted red splotches on the back. If talking about periods is in appropriate, then talking about their dress choices would be too
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