r/FakeHistoryP*** - Invention of Furries 

How could something be funny and traumatic at same time?

@@danielmick5236 You've clearly never entered the world of fanfiction.

Idk why but it made me think of that fanfic on Wattpad, Poubama (a love fiction between Putine and Obama, but Idk if it exist in other language than in French)

@@zhenia2511 i want to years ago but some random person convinced me not to go. Just what monstrosity you guys had seen there?

@@danielmick5236 Many kinds. I've read a fanfic about an anime character being sexually assaulted by a Tetris block in his dream once.

I think Walt Disney should also share at least some of the 'credit'

Don’t forget Disney’s Robin Hood 😳

How many times has Bugs worn a dress? I rest my case.

Robin Hood 1973, yeah that beats most other furry source by decades

Any cartoon animal that's designed to be a love interest back in the day, were so on the nose for the audience to understand why they were so beautiful; This is the reason we have furries.

Pleeeeaassse I need Furries Vs Antivaxers to be a real film

We need to start a gofundme to buy him the stuff that a film director needs lmao

hell yes

I want to see "flattening the curve"

Remind me to sign when someone makes it lol

there wont be a season 3 !?

@@j-bob_oreo nope. Netflix sucks. If they cancel one more thing I like I'm not unsubscribing because I CANT give up community- it's too good and comfortable.

They did WHAT?

@@ninialex3403 ur mum

@@j-bob_oreo Even worse. They won't do season 2. What we got was only season 1 split in 2 parts

Thousands of years, at least! Look at the animal/human hybrid gods in places like ancient Egypt. The Abrahamic religions are so boring in comparison, it's a wonder they ever got enough converts to last the first generation.

@temmiethecatgirlgamer ok I hate that because now furries and weebs came from ww2. Like this knowledge is uncomfortable

@@TheLocomono9 it gets worse, we have a guy who could be counted from back in 1890, went to japan to dress up in full samuri gear to have his picture taken

@@alicefromtheasylum so furries, weebs and cosplayers…great

a guy called my mom foxy on national tv

if you don't mind me asking what's the mental illness?

Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apart!

Whos mark?

@@Joseph_Leroy Click

@A his name is mark?!

That's a statement of facts rather than a thought, at this point.

Seriously. Not a furry either, but fox Robin Hood was hot. I mean...how does that even work? 🤣

There's an over 20 year gap between those movies, definitely covers more than one generation to draw statistics from.

With Robin Hood at least, his voice actor was lively and charming and he was animated in such a lively and energetic way it was hard not to be drawn to him.

And Kovu from Lion King 2

An enjoyable tidbit is her father, that utter piece of dog shit, later had a health complication that crippled him for the rest of his miserable life. The bastard died unable to do anything he used to, as if God himself punished him by giving him what he unintentionally or not, did to his daughter.

Oh, it's worse than that. Rosemary Kennedy was considered "insane" because ** she smoked and drank, just like her brothers, and was even *__* _interested in s3x!_ Clearly she was insane [according to 1930s-1940s American standards]. That was another reason why she was lobotomized: to "calm her wildness down." So if I'm remembering everything correctly, and what I wrote isn't something I imagined, a lot of of what was seen as evidence for Rosemary Kennedy's "brain damage" would have been considered perfectly acceptable 50 years later.

the name only aged poorly because we have gotten into one of the moral panic times when people equate a word with an intention instead of the meaning. The other terms they use mean the exact same thing and if said with a negative intention they are just as negative.

@@liamnehren1054 Incorrect. Nothing aged poorly, 50 years of schoolchildren using it to taunt and harass other children turned it into a slur. If someone turned _your_ name for your ethnic or religious group into a slur, would you like it? No! Obviously not!   In fact, you'd fight back against it, wouldn't you?   But what happens if you lose? What happens if you can't reclaim your own name? You end up picking a new one. You saw that happen here in the US with our most prominent abused minority. They went from using the word, "Negro," for themselves 120 years ago, to changing to, "black" in the 1960s because the word, "Negro," (a) had taken on negative connotations; and (b) was too close to another word used as a slur. However, as part of the backlash against the 1960s civil rights movement, "black," began to be used negatively, so in the 1980s, they adopted the phrase, "African American." I like that. I'm an Italian-American who grew up in the 1970s, when even pizza was considered exotic outside of major metro areas with large Italian-American populations. My family always called itself, "Italian American." So the ethnonym, "African American," makes perfect sense to me. Plus, it has the advantage of being too long to turn into a slur, and being too similar to what immigrant communities have always called themselves. Compare that to what was happening in the 1990s to _my other_ identifier: gay. School kids were using it to generically mean … something bad, they weren't sure what. We weren't letting that one go, we'd worked for _decades_ to reclaim the word, "gay." So, whenever I'd hear someone say something was "gay," I'd retort: "It likes dancing to House music? It's a hardcore fan of Madonna and Cher? It spontaneously breaks into song when it hears showtunes? It loves Judy Garland? It goes to piano bars on Friday nights to the singalongs? It goes to the gym a lot?" And so on. That usually threw enough sand into the gears to get them to question why they were using "gay" as a slur.

@@John_Weiss I'm German, we have literally been a slur since before my mother was born so shut your trap. Just today I heard 2 new reports make a Nazi joke about Germany sending tanks in support of Ukraine and a good portion of my family died in WW2 saving innocents including outright treason by using military knowledge from a few who were in the military previous to Nazi control informing Jewish communities before the Nazis closed the borders and announced their plans. Did you know that the proper name for Germans is Prussians? but the Versailles treaty stripped it from us in the same kind of backwards dumbass thinking that separates words with the exact same meaning into correct and wrong. It's all idiocy and when you let them hurt you so much you start going after words... well... they won.

The "Ancient Greece wasn't gay" guy... he needs to learn about the Sacred Band of Thebes. And then seriously question his own masculinity.

Furries 🤝 Weebs

Like I said, there was an active Furry community online back in 1992. I'm in no way surprised that it goes back even earlier.

Ah, a common ancestor.

I've heard that Disney himself was a furry. Depending how you define furry, it's true.

Soo.. umm what about mythology

Same💀

I just had my first shower this week before watching, so it truer than it's been in several days.

You're not the only ones. When I was a child, I once didn't shower for like, 6 months. Half a year! I hated showers lol

Lol I hate showering before I get in and then I stay in there for like an hour, most of the time I'm not even washing myself, I just sit down and be all dramatic bc it's fun

Nothing wrong with just using towels for a while

Now the real question: Do you now get that sweet math lawyer money, or are you still stuck with a mathematician's salary?

This picture was taken in Chester, I recognised the amphitheatre they're standing in, and the buildings in the background.

@@imajica1863 I thought it probably was (from E Port myself) but couldn’t be 100% sure from the pic

@@Bevgins I checked the post out on Reddit and several other people commented identifying it. I grew up in Northern Ireland, I came over on a school trip when I was 11, then I went to Chester for Uni - my first time walking round the amphitheatre was a weird experience, unlocking all the old memories.

Oh that would have been so cool for a fieldtrip, closest I've ever been to one would be passing the exit for Bath on the highway headed away from Heathrow airport on a trip (I'm in the US)

@@bellablue5285 it was pretty fun yeah. I distinctly remember a school trip when we were walking around the old Roman walls and the guide pointed out these massive dents in the stone. “And these here are from cannons during the civil war when the king… but that’s over a thousand years out of what I should be telling you” it’s been twenty years and I’m still upset that he never finished the sentence

I cannot stress just how much it helped me

Wishing you well! 💕

Thank you 💗

Good luck friend!

Clickachad

He knows that, he intentionally laughs at his own jokes so you find them more funny

Every joke is funnier when the teller starts laughing as they tell them.

@@TheDungeonofBadDecisions _most_ jokes are funnier when the person telling them is laughing it's not funny when the person can't say anything past the first word and takes 10 hours to stop laughing and say the first sentence

@@ashleycd6487 to each their own

George Lucas: "The Death Star needs to be a credible threat to the galaxy, but it still has to be defeatable at the story's climax by the hero personally...somehow. Any ideas?" One of George's assistants: "So, I heard the _craziest_ thing about Medieval castle toilets the other day..."

Minus the part where the shit fumes could kill you probably

I saw something about this in the Horrible Histories Stupid Deaths thing, where someone died by getting impaled in the posterior by a viking hiding in the toilet lmao

@@aquabluerose7734 i couldnt remember who it happened to, and even though it was alleged that it was edmund ironside, it's heavily disputed whether it was a dagger, a crossbow, or he died from unrelated injuries or disease. day ruined 0/10

@@amadeobordiga8464 bummer that Horrible Histories wasn't 100% accurate.

@Reece Carroll You just post something and PRAY … that or you predict internet people patterns, that latter one is usually what happens

If i had a penny for each comment about emperor on a comedy / commentary channel i would have 2 pennies, it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@Reece Carroll I’m not exactly looking for likes when I do these, but I like what I post. You just have to find something you like and post comments about it. Things like animals, the earth, space, or any random thing you like

@Reece Carroll basically just post something funny or informative and you can get likes, once got 700 likes on a comment

@@SuperHGB lol, if it was on here, it was probably me again 😂

It's called 'The X-Files', my friend.

Bisexuals?

The title and the name subreddit, man.

@@qhairullahrusyaidy yes because reading skills are top notch when you first open your eyes in the morning 🙄

@@poppyseedmuffin4390 I agree, Thinking and reading are poor for me till I've gotten at least two cups of Devil Mountain in me.

Jesus fursona ftw!

If you count mythology it goes back way further

Bold move. You won't be able to get a lung transplant without much effort.

It's not even stupidity, some people are just so firmly entrenched in their culture war BS that their ideology won't _allow_ them to learn, and that's even worse. At least if they were just stupid you'd eventually find some way to ease them into it until they reach some level of acceptance.

I was first I'm not trying to be mean ia am just very proud

I remember that. We had physical mail delivered by a diplodocus. What a time.

I think a lot of people misjudge how long it took for CGI to really get convincing. Even once the visuals got there, the economics still took a while to catch up. Hell, even today a lot of action scenes could be done cheaper with practical effects, but end up being done with CGI because it's easier to control.

I'm not gonna argue, I was just always more a fan of Triceratops and Pachycephalosaurs myself. I'd love a whole range of dino plushies to collect.

Yeah i knew it cause the click

But are they reasonably easy to put back together? I find that to be the most difficult part when taking things apart.

@@PanthereaLeonis I mean, my job is to literally take electronics apart, remove a few things (battery, lights, capacitors) and then send the rest off for recycling, so I wouldn't know, but I guess so. It doesn't seem too hard to put back together, to be honest.

Nice of you to say but I'm into furry inflation so no it's not.

@@ryanclemons1 inflation? 🤔

@@zemorph42 I believe it is some weird ass kink.

@Vargen Fjorton afraid not good sir.

@@Drag0nmaster indeed it is.

Yeah, we had those when I was a kid, too. I'm 51.

Ooh!! When do we get an arts department??

@@MilkintheMicrowaver Furry art? No, no, don't ask for it!

He also has an ASMR channel. There are very few videos on it, but worth checking out.

It _literally_ only takes a second.

I just want a refund for this Margaritaville!