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I saw someone say that originally the sister was supposed to be a little girl, and having an adult woman play the part of a small child makes the dialogue's new context very uncomfortable.

was gonna say, i remember that commercial but i haven't seen that 'extended cut' XD

Now I remember that add 😦

see, I knew about the memery, but "fanfics were written"??? NEEEIIIIII

They did a good job with the edit, they looked like the original actors.

That’s so cute!

Aw bless her :)

That's so adorable! ❤️ Also, a perfectly sensible assumption for a child that age. I love kid logic :D

You should tell her what colours you see, and she can tell you what colours they are.

I read a paper recently proposing that the types of colorblindness that don't involve physical damage or defects could be cured by retraining the brain. What your niece is doing won't really help you, but she's actually thinking in the right direction.

Would you yell “Eek! A human!” still?

Sweden was, after all, the end of the Danish empire

The funny thing is that if if this had been a norwegian dude and the security official said Norway was a part of either Sweden or Denmark, he would at least have been historically correct as Norway has been in union with both Denmark and Sweden, at some point all three was part of the Kalmarunion. But still Denmark and Sweden has always been quite independent from eachother, though borders have changed throughout history

*The Asexual Invasion has begun*

​@@RayTorosHonkingBadonkers me: *is asexual and Danish* 😐

@@m00n_z3r0 You’re an inside informant

Actually, it's pixel art that is screen embroidery 😜

Pretty close to the traditional tapestry production method as well (sorry, tapestry is a proper art form, people, not just anything printed onto a polyester sheet of fabric)

Thank you, I was trying to remember the word for it.

In great at it, im one of those assholes who is good at everything because autistic and adhd hyperfixation combine to make me stellar at everything but I spend like 37 hours straight doing any one task I made one piece that was a bunch of crows attending snurch in a snurch (snail church inside a giant snail church like it was in the shell of the snurch) and then it got burnt with a bunch of my other art because I started a cult and a couple covens in my catholic high-school

@@Tvianne Nah, then it would be permanently attached to the screen... and the screen would probably break. Pixel art is digital embroidery.

You got a wonderful point there. I absolutely second your statement! It's brilliant. Bravo.

Or better yet a complete human stranger in your house

@@masterjunko And this person is nacked 😱!

​@@masterjunko or a creepy baby that lives in your cabinets

That's what always strikes me as weird about people not getting regular animals and anthro animals coexisting (see also Goofy and Pluto). Like, evolution is a thing. We live alongside wild primates. Why is this so hard to grasp?

All we saw was the flower girl and the magical setting. 😊

I also was thinking about the dog lol

You weren't the only one. I was mightily confused, at first, not seeing what homophobia had to do with not allowing a gorgeous pupper to be the flower girl at someone's wedding! Derp-de-doo, herp-a-derp. LOL It wasn't until Click actually *SAID* it, that I realised the two people getting married were both women! Fuck, I felt stupid! LOL🤣😂

As a pangender bisexual, I respect you, as I instantly noticed both were women.

I didn't even look at who was getting married. I was focused on the dog and going "Did they have a transphobic law that only a human female could be a flower girl?"

Your teacher was so dumb, she only needed to ask you about your drawing

Sometimes adults just read way too much into kids' drawings 😅

@SartorialDragon. Or sometimes the kids draw something horrific. When I was 6 I drew a picture of a creepy man with black hair, pale skin and a big smile. You can guess who from that description. I had also drawn the slender man on the other side. I had never seen those two before in my entire life until I had a dream about them reaching out to me. I don’t know what the dream was about. But I don’t care. Yeah. My teacher ripped the picture apart and tossed it out after showing my parents.

@@shadowking278 I love creepy drawings and stories by children. There's a surprising number of them that describe dying in a fire in their previous lives.

I was wondering too, tbh, lol.

same

The flower girl union doesn't like scabs, and they have way too much influence

That was my first thought too. 😆

Me too for a sec.

Thank f*ck for that!

Thank you for the update!

Thank you for update

Oh. Thank god. And satin. Because I don’t think even satin himself would do this.

@@shadowking278 as well as Satan. Since in addition 5o fabric we also need Satan.

I wanna know his hair routine

Javel!

BLÅHAJ! BLÅHAJ! BLÅHAJ!🔪💪🍻

**Reaches for my three spears that I carved myself as well as my bow that I have yet to learn how to use correctly.** I HAVE MORE WEAPONS! I HAVE MORE WEAPONS! WHO STILL NEEDS WEAPONS?

@@RivuletCloneME, OVER HERE!! LETS GO, ONWARD!!!!!

Be sure to bring plenty of garlic bread and lots of other nutritious food to eat! You don’t want to invade Sweden on an empty stomach.

Also, I can't remember, but I think it is illegal to have any photos or content that compares them at all, so if the scammer was Chinese, they're are in a lot of trouble lol

@The Slumpis references to pooh generally get censored so.. probably gets you vanished or atleast results in hits to your social credit if not outright illegal

This response can actually get the scammer in serious trouble like tanking their social credit score and getting them sent to one of china's concentration camps for the Uyghurs so this is very effective

that's really offensive. Winnie the Pooh doesn't deserve that kind of slander.

@@KaityKat117 ikr? poor winnie, i can only imagine being insulted like that😔

That is absolutely horrifying 😭 yet somehow not even surprising.

Holy 💩

D-did I read that correctly?

Holy shi- You know what? I'm not questioning anything when Americans say they're homeschooling or homeschooled anymore.

When i read about that bullet proof backpack for school kids i thought it was a joke ad. On the other hand, they have school shootings every month, at the very least (the fact that they have this specific term 'school shootin' at all is already madness to me). Here in Germany we have something called 'Amok run' that is neither specific school or gun related. It's already shocking to us when it happens more than once a year at a school - and Germany has in that regard the highest numbers in Europe. It could or could not be related that Germany also has the most privately owned guns per capita in Europe. Just saying.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

"You wanted equal rights, now open doors yourself" type of logic I approve

Nice try we all know Finland is just a fishing spot, no land there at all.

Except Alabama doesn't do that any longer.

The original doesn't look that way at all. It's a little girl excited that her big brother surprised everyone and came home on Christmas. She looked at that age where everything her older siblings do is exciting and she wants to join in. Anybody with younger siblings remembers that stage when they suddenly become super annoying and around you all the time. Well, thankfully this brother was old enough to know better and was like, hey, come help me make coffee. But if you feel sexual tension there, please consult a therapist asap.

@@alisaishere I mean clearly OP wasn't the only person who though it looked weird if an entire parody was made.

​@@alisaisherebasically everyone online disagrees. We can all see it. I already knew about it before watching the commercial, so I'm not sure if I would've caught it, but I did notice that the acting felt weird and off. Felt like the start of a porno, from what I remember. It has been awhile since I watched the original ad though.

I remember the commercial and I remember feeling weird over it. There are a few things that give off that vibe.

Swede.

We all know the real rulers are the Norwegians though.

I just love how Nordic countries tease each other

@@JutlandAngel to be honest, yes. But you’ll run out of oil eventually! And all of Denmark will be underwater

Don't lie we know it's a fake country, anyway the aces will be invading shortly

*for the love of healthy digestion* I LOVE THAT!!!

Nah the sexuality Code is clearly written in old C Code and the Coder implememted booleans as true false and maybe 😂 (C didn't have booleans until the c99 Standard so it was common to implement one's own truth values )

I remember that ad. I mean the actual ad, not the joke version. I think my whole family had a laugh about it at the time. I think someone may have said it was targeted towards Alabamans.

That would actually be funny. Get people to do ads about sibling affection, but they're all only children.

WAP does not stand for Wet and gushy.

@@Nakia11798 it says wet and gushy in the song dumbass

@@Nakia11798 i think they know that

@@Nakia11798 I know that. It’s a reference to the edited version.

@@Nakia11798 its literally a lyric 😭

Cutting off contact would be minimizing trauma. That father is not going to be good for her if he thought that's a good idea.

That is what it's called

It is literally called a waffle stomp. You stomp the poo down the drain, so it gets the shape of a waffle. It is so gross.

I have never done either of those things, I shit _before_ I shower, like a sentient being should.

@@dmgroberts5471 If I have to shit DURING the shower I get my wet ass out and use the damn toilet

@@dmgroberts5471 exactly. Thank you for using inclusive language. Beings from other planets(extraterrestrials) are people too.

But I don’t think it will help people to remember Folgers fondly either. Unless, they are already drinking Folgers regularly and hence the weird commercial is just an extra thing added to the pile of “what I think about Folgers” I think they need to do better studies.

When adverts particularly annoy me, I often make a point of not buying their product. I may be in the minority there.

@@dmgroberts5471 If you remember that old "head on" commercial, that one made me buy excedrin every time it came on.

​​@@lycantabris Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead Head on, apply directly to the forehead

If you think that commercial is real, you haven't been on the internet long enough. It's a parody of an actual commercial that has been around online for AGES. Like, its about 10 years old levels of been around forever, and was infamous when it first came out. I do agree weird commercials do their job well, but this is not one of those, and that's more of an asian technique. American ads never do that, or only do it rarely, and not to this extreme.

Don’t forget Shaaba

And the Emkay team

That would be super chaotic. Yes.

i don't know if Jaimie is ready for The Click

@@PutoMedicoBrujo okay that’s fair… bring shaaba and he’ll survive

For those of you who never saw the real series of commercials, you should go back and look. Everyone from my generation in the States has seen them. Back then, nobody was thinking about it as they do now.

​@@jerrimenard3092 you're thinking of the ones from the 80s, this one is from 2009

People are too dumb for filters

@stopIbgt You what? I'm sorry I don't speak "idiot" I only know english.

It's just that nobody's mentioned Norway yet.

Well i mean he's right there in the middle of it... Who wouldn't be partaking in the local banter they likely grew up with? :-)

Correct

"Every scandinavian country" do you mean Sweden and the county of Norway + the Denmark region? Yea they've been trying to become "independent" and "countries" for about 300 years now, something about Sweden "conquering" them? Idk.

@@BELHARZ4 a colony of fucking who? God? (/lh)

SATW

@@plazma0325 Denmark also conquered them. And Åland is currently being conquered by three countries at once.

A good idea in Sweden, not in the USA. An ambulance costs lots of money.

​@@jannetteberends8730 Maybe but it's also better than letting the girl potentially die and it's also safer for yourself as well.

Yea 32:51

How did you somehow make a worse pun that the Click?

I agree, his content is perfect to just put on in the background while doing other things which I love so much

Same! I have been putting the streams in the background and drawing for the past week :D

Yeah that's what I thought, too

Oh hi. O_O

I was not expecting him to see this! But okay! 👍

Sending you lots of love Friend, i kinda live the same situation, you're not alone and i Hope you'll be free of the emotional draining soon. ❤️

💚

I'm here offering mama hugs to you, and all who may need them. I hope things get better for you soon. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I freaking would even Aussies would be scared

Good point

Yes! It was so crazy!

Yeah!

Seriously messed up that people can't call a damn ambulance unless they're rich. If you're poor, you can just die.

Just IOU it, find the culprit, and charge their credit card.

This is precious

we love cats who like rainbows

I love this, and I am an internet stranger, but I want to go to this wedding just for the rainbow cat.

Pics or it didn't happen 😜. Seriously, I would love to see photos of that event. Or just the cat, actually.

@@Fuchsschwester I will definitely get pics, have to find someone I'd actually marry though first...

i hate to break it to you, but thats the joke, he does it intentionally

That's deliberate. However, I am a native English speaker. It is literally the only language I know. I make mistakes all the time, or pause for like 15 seconds until I remember the word I want to say. My respect for anyone who has learned English as a second language is immense.

@@lesarXD haha guess i'm just an extremely rare case of ✨extraordinary stupidity✨ then welp

@@snekysneks tbh the more languages i learn, the more words my brain just randomly deletes from its hard drive like sometimes my native language just goes poof, so i think it's completely normal to just forget words sometimes^^ while i can speak English i can't translate it back into my language cause i forgot how to say it in my native language so yeah sticking to just one language might also have its perks

Your worth as a human being is not attached to how good your english is. If your heart is in the right place, everything is fine.

I mean, the teacher could have literally just gone "oh, that's a nice picture, what's that?" pointing at the "snorkels" and I bet you the child would have told them. You wouldn't believe the weird stuff my nephew has drawn and how often that kind of question saved me an awkard conversation xD

Very good advice indeed.

@@gryphonkin7873 has any of it actually been disturbing stuff even with his explanations?

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Yes and no. Most of it was normal stuff that looked weird, but sometimes he drew dinosaur battle pictures with a lot of red crayon xD

The problem with what that Boomer wrote is that her idea of "Cinderella" comes from Disney, not the original Brothers Grimm version. In the latter: 1. The stepsisters were _beautiful_ … on the outside. But were absolutely horrid. 2. Cinderella's father _is alive._ Making her abuse all the more terrible. 3. Cinderella is portrayed as humble, hardworking, clever, sneaky, and athletic. And graceful (see below). 4. There was _no_ fairy godmother, no carriage, no mice. There was a "wishing tree" that had grown out of the grave of Cinderella's mother. The grave that she dutifully tended. So add "piety" to the list. Also notice that Cinderella is being part-watched-over by her dead mother's spirit, part rewarded by heaven for her dutifulness. 5. The ball was 3 nights. Cinderella had to sneak home _3 times_ before everyone else got back. And _she_ was _intentionally_ keeping her identity secret. 6. The slippers were _gold_ not glass. Gold is a very pliable metal, so shoes made of it would damage very, very easily … unless you were _extremely graceful._ 7. Cinderella was _kept hidden_ by her father and stepmother. 8. The Prince was a Complete Idiot. He didn't even notice that both stepsisters, first the one, then the other, had bloody feet because they had mutilated themselves to fit in the gold slipper. 9. Cinderella _let them mutilate themselves._ Because when she came out to let the Prince put the slipper on her, _she brought out the other slipper_ and put it on after the put on the one that the prince had. So no, no Cinderella didn't, "find love," she played hard to get with an idiot prince, got him wrapped around her finger, married up, and intentionally destroyed the two wicked stepsisters' marriage eligibility. I like to imagine her, as queen, as very kind, very sympathetic, and _very terrifying_ if you tried to trick her or take advantage of her kindness. The foot-fetishist idea _is_ really funny if you ignore the original version in favor of the Disney mess, however.

Oh, and the necrophilia aspect that Disney accidentally introduced into Snow White wasn't in the original Grimm's version. In that one, the Prince thought he had stumbled on the shrine of An Incredibly Holy Saint. Why else would a corpse not decay unless it was holy, and why would it be in a glass coffin if not to be venerated as a holy relic? The Prince was taking Snow White's coffin and corpse not to the palace, _but to the Cathedral_ in the capital city, where The Sacred Relics of this saint could be properly tended and correctly venerated according to proper Roman Catholic ceremonies. But the whole concept of the veneration of saints … nevermind that "veneration≠worship" … would be so lost on a 1950s American audience, that Disney turned it into "prince makes out with corpse." [In the original, a clumsy servant drops the glass casket while trying to load it, dislodging the piece of poison apple from Snow White's throat.]

Do yall really want to "find love" by barely dressing yourselves though? This isn't Wild Kingdom. 🤣

@@chatboulon743 If anyone still loves me after seeing my ugly ass naked, you know it's true.

I am bad at remembering faces

Do you mean it's _not_ an option in the US?

@@ActualAshCam Yes and no. If it's the only way to protect someone from potentially being victimized, and/or you managed to chase away the would-be assaulter but the victim seems to be dangerously drunk/dangerously sedated (meaning you have reason to fear that them stopping breathing or vomiting and choking on it is an *imminent* concern that would mean an uber would take too long), then absolutely call an ambulance. But any other time, it is less than ideal as what programs do exist to compensate victims of crime nearly always require that the perpetrator is at least charged; many demand that the perpetrator be found guilty in a court of law. In otherwords, if intervening yourself is at all sufficient to stop the crime or harm from occurring, do not call one. If it is the only way to stop the crime and/or prevent resulting harm or death, call 911 and *stall like hell.*

Also the dude having 6 fingers

Maybe that's from the pills they both took 😂

@@04cassiusphanthanhbinhjakethat’s actually possible

The guy's shadow also looks weird. Thats another give away.

Same

A few days ago....... Welcome new blood. Your first order is business is to find the click subreddit and spam 'The Click Is A Furry'. Godspeed

you lucky soul still get to experience his videos for the first time! been here since 2019 and I watch every new video within the week so enjoy it! 🤍

Welcome to the hellscape, sibling in Satan. I hope you enjoy your stay.

​@@KaityKat117 I have learned so much from this comment, and all of it good. You're all so creative~

He also has an ASMR channel, and a music channel (Mark Deck.) Enjoy!

i hope you recover well :(

Gaslight yourself

I think that's way too risky. People might choke on their vomit while passend out or die of alcohol intoxication. Always better to call an ambulance and have trained medical people check on them.

@@Fuchsschwester the is kinda to have someone to look at them to prevent this, especially to not overload emergency systems

The anomalous in this statement is mind-boggling. Bars are there to sell drinks and make money. Not babysit grown-ass adults.

Um, no. Bars need to raise their standards and take precautions to keep assholes from getting in and spiking drinks. Idk how, but there could be a) security guards trained to spot this, and then making sure the perprtrators get into legal consequences and b) creating awareness campaigns that make people who are sucky feel unwelcome.

​@@chatboulon743 ah yes, because making money is more important than looking out for people not being poisoned and abused. Sure.

Does someone have a link to that post

@@windjager2177 It was a while ago. I may have seen it on Charlotte Dobre's YT channel.

I am so glad, my heart broke for that child it would be so scary.

I've been in a similar situation and I have some advice (I'm assuming since you are watching the click thar you aren't religious and are probably queer, if I'm wrong I'm sorry) 1) to be a good student pretend it's a deep dive mythology class, make it an academic experience so you can have a passi9n to learn about this super weird mythology 2) your teacher will probably have an issue with you so make sure to be a stellar student so you can't be fucked with grades wise 3) find the other free-thinkers in the school to support you 4) start a formal support group theological schools are hell for those who thing critically and are different 5) study other religions in your free time so you don't feel like Christianity is smothering you 6) don't practice the sacraments if they are required and fight not to have to 7) with that knowledge of other religions start a coven of witches 8) start another when that one is shut down 9) turn the whole group of free thinkers into a cult for the lulz 10) have that cult makeup 25 or so percent of the school 11) loose controll over the cult a bit and accidents have it spread to all 8 continents including Zeeland and Antarctica cuz one of your followers told some penguins about it on one of his/her research trip to Antarctica And finally 12) tell someone else to do the same thing as you did when you were stuck in catholic school (Yes I did all of these things)

@@ConstantChaos1 Same here I accidentally started a cult of Tzeentch at my school

nice to see that im not the only person in this situation

@Darkturtle999 my cult was pretty much a reskin of the church of Satan but with gods (anyone who wanted to be one, but to be one you had to choose a domain and if a member of the cult submitted a formal prayer within your domain you had to answer the prayer with aid or council) obviously I was the head god so my domain encompassed all but now that it's grown the only direct prayers I get are from the other gods for aid with a prayer or personal issues Honestly it is a pretty great cult and other cults can be affiliated so long as they maintain the principles, namely science is real, knowledge should be freely given, cherished, and sought-after, and don't be a dick unless someone else is being a dick and it's the only way to deal with it (think like math, if a number is negative and you multiply it by a negative you get a positive outcome, bit you have to reach a positive outcome for the act to be just, like how stealing money is bad unless that person was using said money to commit hatecrimes then steal their money honey)

@@ConstantChaos1 i really love that the immediate assumption on click's public is "queer atheost", because ik people who also watch click, and they all fit the description, me included

Shouldn’t piss anyone off, that sounds like a fun idea

@@letterborneVodsThanks! Yeah, as for the "pissing people off" part... the internet has made me terrified of offending people. It's kind of a serious problem I have, unfortunately, always trying to compensate for everyone

@@cransoup That might have been an easier path, but please know that you are valid and loved exactly as you are! 🙏❤🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

@@OlaftheGreat get away from the idea that no one should be offended ever, and try more to prioritize how you are offending people, "accidentally: in normal conversation" should get the lowest priority since it should be simple matter of trial and error as you find out what offends people. "Accidentally: as a joke" is a step up because jokes should get extra scrutiny, because jokes just have a tendency to be more offensive. Like, how as an adult telling a joke to a child I will double check in my head that it isn't too "mature". At the end of the day, it shouldn't matter if someone gets offended, because someone ALWAYS gets offended. Like seriously, some people look to get offended by something AT LEAST once a day, and they should be grateful when someone provides that for them. No, what you should look out for is when it is apparent someone is trying to be offensive, doesn't care if they are, or should know better (like you know they've been called on it before).

@@cransoup I would try out being straight. Technically, I am bi, but I am too honest and have been in gay relationships for too long to try to pick up women the way a hetero guy would.

First the ace, now the swede. Why tf can't Denmark exist without being invaded far 5min?

Never forget 1658

Welcome to the court of countries that do not exist! Regards, a Finn

​@@olispaamv The one time being German pays off lmao

@@andreatomasi3755 Oh, this is far from the first time Denmark has been mistaken as a part of Sweden. During what's known as the "Muhammed crisis" in Denmark (a Danish newspaper comic strip writer drew a comic strip depicting the profet Muhammed with the head of a pig) some people in Muslim dominating countries burned the Danish flag and when asked where Denmark was, a good portion said it was somewhere in Sweden and one person even said it was the capital of Stockholm(which is the capital of Sweden, so I guess their capital has a capital which has its own capital) Denmark is a small country with very big neighbours that we work very close with.

@@hunkyseyit88 why o-o

Yes

I dont get it why is it illegal???

I'm deeply sorry for anyone taking laxatives after eating taco bell

Yup

Tbh both countries are awesome. Humanitarian governments with a few awesome car companies under their belts like Sweden has Koenigsegg And Denmark has Zenvo

Not to mentioned drugging people IS highly illegal

That was the difficulty with the clothing brand FCUK

So that's why misspelled things bother me so much lmao

Also I’m assuming not everyone at that office is a regular user so those that aren’t will probably either seek medical attention or raise the alarm in some other way before the test results even come back which would lead to investigation anyway

Not to mention dosing your coworkers and bragging about it on the internet is pretty much means for instant termination

Thats a Lot easyer said in countries where you do Not have to Go into debt for IT . . . But yes, If someone IS compleatly black Out Drunk or drugged getting them to the Hospital IS the safest Thing to do since both can BE life threatening!!!

It's both