r/FoundSatan - Calm Down, Satan. 

Fun fact, Greenland was called "green" because the explorers that got there first wanted more people to go there so they lied about the weather.

I think the worst part of that cup isn't the spider - it's the fact that it would be impossible to stir or clean

I find it so unbelievably sad that some kids are raised to be legitimately terrified of spending eternity being tortured in hell because they accidentally touched part of their own body while _bathing._

My grandmother had an african grey and I loved that bird. She taught him to sigh and say "ahh I miss having fingers..." and "Wonder if my children miss me", freaked people the fuck out when he would just sigh and say creepy stuff to them. I miss that goddamn bird... 😂

Little fun fact: My cat is named Fiona and she meowed when you said her name

Fun animal fact: A town in Alaska had a cat as mayor. His name was Mr. Stubbs, and he was honorary mayor for 17 years. He also lived until he was 20. Rest in peace, sir

As a lesbian, I was also like 'holy shit, erections make a noise?' before I figured out it was a joke.

“Have you found Satan yet, Fiona?” Well considering that was the name of the hurricane which made my barn collapse so hard that the first floor of it became a brand-new basement, I would say she probably has

To the guy that got the fake 50. Go to a church and when they collect donations, put that in the tray

My all-time favorite school prank was when a graduating class of high-school kids in America's deep south released a bunch of greased pigs into their school. The _"Found Satan"_ part: They painted the numbers #1, #2 & #4 on their sides. The teachers were kept searching for the missing #3 for _hours..._

At one of the military training schools I attended, there was a message board in one of the community rooms. Mostly, we actually used it to leave messages for each other like telling a friend we'd gone to chow or were at the gym (because this was the time of flip phones and bad service). My best friend knew enough Japanese to write "Sore wa himitsu desu!" in both romanji and hiragana. Our job required us to know a foreign language so it wasn't unusual for random foreign phrases to make it to the board. Any time someone asked her what it meant, she'd just shrug and say "It's a secret." They all got so incredibly angry at her, thinking she was refusing to tell them. Except that's exactly what that phrase means. It cracked me up whenever someone got mad over her answer.

13:45 Funfact, ravens can talk too. Imagine teaching a pet raven to only say "Nevermore."

My niece once went through a period of being terrified of the monster under her bed. I was babysitting one night, put her to bed, left the room, but stayed in the corridor for a bit in case she woke up screaming as she sometimes did and heard growling coming from my nephew's room followed by my niece screaming. I went to see my nephew first, he was growling with into a walkie-talkie. I found the other one hidden under niece's bed. My nephew was an evil genius

Click pouring a box of emotional support demons on himself is something I didn’t know I needed to see today

Seed Bombing is actually super good and useful if you wanna combat Unhealthy/Unsustainable places like oversized golf courts that use up healthy natural life for Worse Minigolf, and also other places that just drain water and provide no health for pollinators or actual native wildlife (Always seedbomb with natuve plants to your area though. It helps your native fauna survive and also will require very little to maintain)

fun fact: I was the victim of a flasher in my primary school playground when I was 9. Between the Primary school and the related Secondary school was a public footpath, so it was illegal to block it, but the primary school didn't have the space for a kitchen and dinning room, so we had to cross this footpath every day to have lunch. The gates were supposed to be kept locked at all times, except when students were crossing under adult supervision. But after one lunch sometime in my 3rd year there the gate didn't lock properly and a man who was known to frequent the area to flash the students (both schools were girls only) came in and stood by the gate holding his coat open. There were about 5 or 6 of us that could see him but unlike the other girls who screamed I just stood there confused, as all I saw was a pink man holding his coat open, I think it was so cold that day that nothing was visible. The adults were far far more traumatized that it happened than I was.

Seed bombs evolved as a tactic during environmental protests against the industrial development of greenfield sites. Meadow seeds (including rare varieties) were mixed with soil and organic fertiliser. These seed bombs were then thrown and catapulted over the fences. In the spring and early summer it was then pointed out that there were wildflowers, including rare ones, growing there, so development had to be halted (temporarily) allowing more time for legal objections. Much fun was had when sitting around a table with friends making seedbombs.

Elderly people's trust in my ability to fix their phones and computers is so sweet and wholesome, I could never betray that trust. I don't think Satan would either

I would teach the parrot to say "i used to be a human too... Dont drink anything they give you" and offer some coffee after the parrot says that

21:39 In school I had a friend who would ask me how spell a word. I would tell him, but after reaching the end of the word I'd keep going with letters just to see how far he'd keep writing before figuring it out.

Fun fact: That waldo captcha thing is actually a real thing. It's used for a support form which if you actually get it right, you won't even get a reply.

I also played a really evil prank on my brother when we were younger: (for context we used to sleep in the same bedroom) I had, and actually still have, a doll my parents bought me when I was 1, I think, that my brother was absolutely terrified of so he had a plan to stay safe: before we went to bed, he would put the doll in the closet and lock its doors by putting a lung ruler through the handles. I was getting really sick of it for some reason and, since that day he had been particularly rude to me, I decided to pull a "little" prank on him: I waited for him to completely fall asleep, I unlocked the closet, put the ruler on the ground and put the doll on the feet of his bed. The next morning I heard him screaming at the top of his lungs while I was calmly having breakfast... it was beautiful

Watching a video about finding Satan while playing a game about escaping hell and holding a demon plushie is probably the best thing I’ve done all month.

5:36 love that he missed that the answer was posted by God

seedbombing is actually like an actual thing! its when you spread wildflower seeds in areas to help biodiversity :) for bees and anarchy

Considering the heatwaves recently, I wouldn't bat an eye if someone said Satan had brought hell up to us at this point

I feel like a parrot chanting "BIRD CURSE! BIRD CURSE!" interspersed with creepy whistles would actually be pretty awful.

I have religious OCD and watching your videos was personal exposure therapy for me and now i get through them pretty much no problem. Anyway, thanks for being chaotic Click

"As long as it only involves restarting a router" Knowing how bad governments are with their IT infrastructure, you probably could cause chaos if you can find the right off-switch.

I think the most evil prank I ever pulled was the revenge I did after my younger brother changed the wifi password without warning the rest of the household. I bought musical candles and hid them throughout his room while he was out. Not just left sitting in places, but blue tacked behind ledges as well. I stuck one on top of a fan blade. The sounds of him yelling as he tore his room apart to find them was so amazing.

13:58 You dont actually need parrots for that, you can train crows to speak just as well as parrots (i believe there is a slight process in getting them to be able to talk) but then you can teach them and they just fly off and repeat what you teach them in places people are certain no one would know to prank them at Or just teach them to mimic human screams

The guy who hid the computer file could make copies of the project and put one in each of the folders but change the words past the preview, forcing her to open all of the files and have to read them to know which one was the actual project. That would be truly evil. You’re welcome.

Fun animal fact: if cats let you boop them, they trust you completely

They made everyone practice for graduation in record heat and humidity -- it was over 100 degrees, so as a payback, everyone brought a ping pong ball to the actual graduation and handed over a ping pong ball for the diploma. By the time the last person was called there were hundreds of ping pong balls.

17:10 No what you got to do is bring window cleaner, empty it, wash it out well, than fill it with blue Gatorade (can't spell sorry) than when they say no liquids DRINK IT ALL... than with a straight face put it back and stare in there eyes and say "you said no liquids now there is none" and just enjoy the face of horror as they let you though because you really don't have any more liquids

5:55 Just a note: In Dante's _Inferno_ the Ninth Circle of Hell is a frozen wasteland full of ice and frozen lakes. So some places in Hell are cold.

my favorite practical joke is run into a store yelling, "QUick whats the date." and if they don't give the year even funnier say, "No man the year." and when you get the year run out saying, "IT WORKED IT WORKED!!!."

You know it’s a good day when you hear “JEEZY BOI! ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME RENT? HERM?”

Someone in my city had an anphibious car and would do this just to freak out people who were at the boat launch. They didn't yell about breaks as far as I know, but they would just keep driving while people screamed at them. Beautiful little vintage car, auqa and white.

12:40 Adventure Capitalist. In the theme of the game, this was devilishly genius.

Do not leave water with sugar in a gas can ! Put sugar in gas in a gas can so they don't notice the difference in smell .

I've done the yogurt in a shampoo bottle one when flying. The look of abject horror on the TSA inspectors was priceless.

10:13 Now that Across the Spiderverse is out you can tell your kids "don't make the floor dirty or the Spot come here"

One of my dad's neighbor's did the sugar water gas can thing when there was a string of people having their tool sheds broken into at night and everyone who'd been robbed had gas cans stolen. They took the gas can and shortly after the burglaries stopped.

Well. The Pokémon move "Seed Bomb" just became a whole lot more suspicious

I just finished one of six of my classes for school. I'm in the middle of a depressive episode so the fact that I was able to finish it is amazing and I'm incredibly proud of myself. For anyone else who's currently struggling right now, you got this I believe in you. Also, great video Click, keep up the good work

Having gone to school and live in Texas for years, we were taught and old about Lyndon Baines Johnson. The story about LBJ and the amphicar left out one of the most interesting parts. See, there were times when he would pull that prank with newlyweds, to see if the couple would try to help each other get out before the car hit the water, or if they would simply try to save themselves.

As a kid when visiting I tried hiding in my cousin's closet to jumpscare her when she was about to fall asleep. Next thing I knew I woke in the guestroom and the sun was up. It wasn't a _complete_ failure though, I _did_ manage tobscare her. She had jumped out of bed and ran squealing to her parents' bedroom saying there was a monster snarling in the closet. It was little 8 y/o me, partly snuggled up in a big toppled stack of towels, snoring like a big ol' tractor 😅🤦‍♂️

"Have you found Satan, Fiona?" Me, looking at my Emotional Support Demon, still debating whether I should do a photoshoot at the chapel of the Catholic student dorm I live at.

17:54 Why is your shoulder censored? "Oh dear, a portion of cloth! We mustn't let the public bear witness!"

18:53 Fun historical fact: President Johnson was the last president who was allowed to drive on public roads. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

23:22 I got one: "LOWERCASEuppercase" and you tell your friend "lowercaseuppercase, but uppercase is lowercase and lowercase is uppercase."

23:00 fun fact, in advertising they dont use milk with cereal for pictures of videos. They use elmer's glue (sometimes a bit diluted) specifically because of the viscous factor, so the cereal doesnt just sink like a stone and stays visible longer. Anyway I dont know if yall have tried cereals with yogurt instead of milk but its da bomb.

2:11 apparently a church was given one of those in the offering basket...they were extremely offended. But it definitely make me cackle 😂😂

19:45 I have never seen anyone get that many upvotes and awards just by writing a single digit.

Making the guessing first names power wholesome: you can make trans people feel great by guessing their choosen names

can we just talk about how impossibly wholesome and funny the click is?

4:24 this *”wHAT?!?”* Is GREAT 😂

31:54 One way I can think of making this more evil is to copy the actual document a bunch of times, put one in each folder, except for each copy, have all the text run through Google translate a bunch of times. That way the files will all be about the same file size.

Click: “Have you found Satan yet Fiona?” Me: “Fiona?” My brain: “Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me // Do it in my van every Sunday” Me: “Well…”

Depending on the country, if someone placed a sign saying that a dog was friendly and it attacked someone, the dog might be killed. In the UK, I'm pretty certain the dog would be killed.

23:56 this hurts me so bad Growing up I was bullied to a point where I tried to off myself multiple times, I didn’t have friends so I every school recess recess I was in the library reading my favourite book series, it helped me to keep going, I loved it so much, (that is also one of the reasons I write now) but not to long ago Netflix did a live action movie of the book, it was awful, I cried after watching, those books helped me when no one else did and this is not those stories. (If anyone is wondering the books are “school for good and evil”)

2:01- that is indeed evil. You get their hopes up only to utterly crush them. Servers LIVE on tips. Some stupid religious pamphlet isn't going to help them pay their bills, and it's not going to make them feel kindly towards the religion of the person who screwed them over like that either. It's not cool, fun, or a good way to proselytize. It is a cruel thing to do and should NEVER be done period.

one time at my highschool, someone didn't study for a exam and they called a bomb threat. Everyone was evacuaded, when the police arrived he was arguing with the police to go back inside to get he's jacket.

why does Click look like he just broke out of a Swedish psych ward

24:15 - Or else it gets the Percy Jackson treatment, where we get a horrible movie, but then years latter we get an entire series with input from the author.

21:41 - the great thing about the "Corey" one, is not that Corey got tricked into giving the wrong answer, it's that the teacher - who was clearly on the edge of a complete mental breakdown - just had someone give an answer to "what's two plus two?" that's bad enough to push him right over that edge...

Forget dandelion fluff, my friends and I sprinkled about 2 shopping bags worth of thorns across the rugby field. 😅 For those that don't know... Thorns are ALSO seeds to that stuff spread like crazy. 😂

18:00 uh why did the click sensor his shoulder...

My sister is 10 years younger than me and I used to torture her with the "got your nose" game. She would get so upset because she thought her nose was actually being stolen, so I'd pretend to eat it or throw it or flush it down the toilet. She'd cry and cry until our mom would come over and pretend to get it back for her and place her nose back on her face. She still gives me sh*t for doing that to this day.

The meatloaf with mashed potatoes sounds absolutely delicious. Sure, the first bite would be a surprise, assuming you couldn't easily smell it, but delicious!

24:02 yes. That is pure evil, it even happened to me. When i was in 7th grade my English teacher made the whole class read The Giver. It was by far my favorite book I've ever read in any school I've been to. Once we finished the book the teacher decided to let us watch the movie as part of the assignment. It was completely ruined. The story in the book vs the movie was so different. The movie changed so much It left me furious that day.

4:17 Your friend's cousin is an evil genius.

13:30 i texted my coworker once asking her to cover a shift for me. And she said shed be happy to. So i called my boss and told them i got my shift covered by (coworker) But then like an hour later (coworker) texts me again and says "hey uh, i dont even know who (coworkers name) is. I dont work with you. i dont even have a job. I feel bad, dont get fired"

11:00 - But how do you know they're not paying their taxes for it?

I should really learn how to crochet an emotional support demon and/or mango... Designing those patterns would be such a fun challenge

puuting your grandma up to splashing water at your mom (I assume that's the family relations there) especially when your grandma loved the empty fake glass so much is both mean and genius. Depending on your age and your mom/grandma's parenting style it may also get you house arrest XD

22:55 that pic reminds me of something that happened at the store I work at a few years back, a parent calls customer service to complain about juice that they served at their kid's birthday party, my manager asks what brand of juice and customer says "Fabuloso" a cleaner like Pinesol

The school glue slide reminds me of the time where I didn't realize I bought eggnog instead of milk. I didn't notice it until AFTER I poured a bowlful over my Wheat Chex. Not wanting to waste either, I ate it. I was surprised at how good it actually was! (But then again, I love eggnog).

Click saying "you smell amazing" is as heartwarming as the fact he lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets

14:24 too straightforward. Say “blood of virgins does wonders, you know?” And let them realise the implications

11:25 my mom had a friend sleeping over once and they were playing with a toy spider and it fell behind my mom's bed against the wall where she couldn't reach, so she left it there. Later that night she was sleeping and woke up to heavy breathing under the bed, like the spider had come to life. She was too afraid to check and just laid there terrified all night. Well it turned out her friend had snuck out of the room he was sleeping in and snuck under her bed to scare her and then he accidentally fell asleep and that was what the heavy breathing was.

I love when Click makes his “you smell nice and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise” jokes because I always watch these videos before I take a shower and I know I smell bad

26:53 when i was 17 someone broke into my car and took all of my emergency HEART MEDICATION because it was in a pack that looked like party drugs. They threw it up a block away. Smh

3:20 "seedbombing" is a known term. It's part of guerilla gardening! Guerilla gardening is basically planting stuff in public areas without asking permission e.g. around the trees in your street. In my city in Germany, this is done a lot! Seedbombing is that you get a little ball of dirt that has seeds rolled into it, sometimes activists or your local neighborhood nature friends hand them out. You drop or throw or place that somewhere and flowers or grass can hopefully grow there! ❤

2:04 “If you’re one of those people who ‘tips’ with religious pamphlets, the server is allowed to do one free murder on you.” -Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale

There was a story of a teacher who helped out with a group of like kindergarten/1st grade deaf kids partnered with hearing kids in a class and she had to explain to the deaf kids that farts make noise and they were all offended over the hearing kids laughing over it.

21:57 When I was in school we had a teacher who always started talking about secondary stuff to then ask "ehm.. what was I saying?" and me being in the first desks were the first one to suggest random words like "watermelon" and the teacher: "oh right the watermel- OH COME ON!!!" 😂😂😂😂

watching this with a horrible concussion, somehow he still makes me laugh while im bedridden, and cannot sleep tonight. thank you for making this a little bit better for me, clicky. -daniel

The motorbike-shaped present was something my mum did to me, but in reverse. When I was a child, I had a cylindrical waste paper basket under my desk that I would put my feet on, which bent it out of shape, so my parents kept telling me not to. I kept doing it anyway and it became something of a running gag that I would get a new waste paper basket for my birthday if I didn't stop. Well, my birthday comes and there's a cylindrical parcel among my presents. I assumed it was the waste paper basket and was disappointed, so I didn't unwrap it until last. When I finally did, it was a dolphin plushie I had wanted for ages, surrounded by lots of padding. My mum nearly choked laughing at her prank. She then told me she'd spent a good hour wrapping it to resemble the wastepaper basket. We still laugh about it (and I still have the plushie).

We adopted a parrot who makes what sounds like the voice of an electronic toy that's low on battery, or sort of the sound you get when you try to inhale as you talk, and let me tell you, that is a terrifying sound to hear from a dark corner when you get hungry at 2 am.

That game is adventure capitalist so it's extra funny 12:23

18:17 After giving your boss a heart attack, leave the boots there and pave over them. The boots will cause a structural failure and result in a pothole that some OTHER crew is going to go repair, find the boots and call the cops!

15:20 this thing got me word for word

For the folders with the hidden project, you can actually create dummy files that match the exact file size of sister's project and put the matching file name and extension(s) on the end so they try to open in the correct application. Copy the bad files into those extra folders. Bonus points if you scrub the meta data from the original file(s) too. Or, even more evil, spread the files around into various folders if the project has multiple files. Of course, combine with the above for the most efficient infliction of frustration. You could even keep one of the original files on a usb stick and hide a note in one of the folders and then send sister on a scavenger hunt off of the computer for that one last file!

I always wanted to get a bunch of traffic cones, reroute traffic around one block, and wait to see if anyone figures it out before there is a traffic jam

Facts about dandelions: They are some of the first food opportunities for pollinators in early Spring. They only grow in places with soil deficiencies of some type (I don't remember which one) and puts that nutrient into the soil. I'm sure there are more but I forgot them right now. Basically, don't try to get rid of dandelions! They are important for the environment!

15:17 I didnt know the second half of this existed (Except for toilet)

the one at 12:34 was adventure capitalist

In the hospital with a severe case of covid right now and seeing this vid pop up in my feed is just what I needed to see today! Thank you so much man!!!