"When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned" they forgot to add the last option of or she thinks you're gay.
Ok?, ok! I will try to explain the meme!! In some episode of the simpsons marge tells bart to be quick because they were going to be late (they were going to the church) so... in some pic that you can see on this video shows that there are two doors one being the church and the other saying "gay" implying that the teenagers of this generation insteed of going to the church are turning gay... so anyways the point is that because tgere is a door saying "gay" like it were a place, and the one saying church doesn't have anyone going, they remplaced the we are going to be late to the church with we are going to be late to *gay*
Omg I actually watched that “how to break someone’s neck” video a while ago because I was mad that my friend won the scholastic book reading competition
Hunicast quotes “Oh Ashley” “Oh Harder Daddy” “Oh I Don’t Like This Anymore” “Bye Everyone” “Frick You” “I’m at soup” “I told you not to come in here” “CAHRRRLIIIEEEEE! WE have a situation”
@@trainercim6973 you can, as long as it doesn't bother the fetus, the face is good. if she's that much of a bitch to deserve a smack around the gob. thinking you can get away starting a fight with someone when you're pregnant is called entitlement. except if you're the type of guy who hits people with no reason.
I'm German and prefer 18:51 (still chuckled at some WWII jokes). The "silly superpower" is a close second. Germans and their gas, I guess... Also 15:33 a.k.a. When you censor stuff and accidental censoring beats all your pathetic attempts
“You were late to gay, guess what now.” “Please no..” “You’re getting sacrificed to Dyonisis.” Edit: Redoing this like 3 months later. “You were late to gay guess what happens.” “Wh-What?” “You get to sit with Apollo now.” “Oh- I wow.”
“Minions don’t get vaccinated, why should your children?” “Minions don’t exist, why should your children?” That person was not having a good day, were they?
pare de dizer o que é o aplicativo, é chato, realmente chato Estou na verdade em inglês, mas estou usando o Google tradutor usando Google tradutor porque usando Google tradutor porque estou usando Google tradutor porque não sei o quê usando Google tradutor porque não sei falar português flipaclip
Japenese teacher teaching toddlers about WWII in the Heisei era: so after our country got nuked, a giant lizard made of the radiation from the fat man attacked our city.
“Women should be allowed to walk around shirtless” “so do it” bold to assume I wouldn’t if it were legal and wouldn’t prevent me from getting a job in the future
some was left on there for over a month. either way, it just means the moderation team has a lot of work, or they get underpaid. so it's most likely not their fault.
That meme where it says: “when a girl changes her cloths in front of you, she’s really interested or you’re level 99 friend zoned, that thing about the tree, the Vietnamese could be doing the same with you ;-;
11:39 Robin, that’s a reference to an anime called Konosuba. Like so he can see and watch it, then learn from the great educator of true Gender Equality.
My friend: *confesses to me that they have a crush on me* My anxiety: Y e s Me who doesn't know what to do about the situation: *peace was never an option*
Me watching watching ASMR: *The best trigger is the one that makes you go to sleep forever* Me to an insomniac: *Sleep forever friend, *cocks gun* SAY GOODBYE*
My dads thoughts on the meme at 17:50 Childhood is the tutorial to life paid for by the parents Then College is the free trail that you forgot to cancel and is constantly sucking out the little money and joy you have left.
@@lexydakitten5102 i hate to explain jokes, but just for you ok? This guy is just saying that if you talk long enough with someone, you will end talking about hitler (and i can relate XD) it mostly because of a chain reaction... you can start talking about some old king and you will remember of hitler, same if think about england. (because of the queen) got it?
This is a message to RoboSonichu, "Ironically says the person that thinks that they are a robot, but please tell me why I should not travel back in time and tell your parents to never meet again?"
7:36 so in the USA people measure cocaine with the metric system, that's interesting. "Joe Johnson you are under arrest for carrying 2.3 meters of cocaine"
“If you tape a dead wasp to your hand, you can hit someone as hard as possible and say you saved them” Don’t mind me, just super glueing a dead wasp to a 50. Cal bullet
Phone: *tilts a little* Also phone: *goes sideways* Me: *tilts phone sideways then back upright* Phone:goes back upright Me: it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
@@nob_mycorn2291 nice caps lock. Majority of the time I need to rotate the screen, RU-vid's full screen button takes care of it. Rest of the time, there's a button on the bottom right that shows up that I can press to rotate it, so it works out for me
10:03 i love the fact that:the cursed comment is from a jojo fan, and he is brasilian, i need urgently to know him, thats the most funny acount on twitter with the literal satan and jesus