when humans are garbage 

That first clip is disgusting. He’s abusing an emergency number for views? That’s wrong on *SO* many levels!

Jesus Christ wouldn't like him possibly blocking the line when someone might be dying. And I don't even believe in the guy.

2:15 as someone with severe anxiety, that woman is a total peace of s**t.

1:28 that artform is called reckless driving and possibly Vehicular manslaughter

0:49 he’s like an npc with only one dialogue line 😭

12:48 Staged or not. That little kid didn't know what was happening and has now been traumatized. They won't remember the event but they will remember that dad can't be trusted and makes mommy mad.

9:57 This Finnish cybercriminal attempting mass-extortion (Aleksanteri Kivimäki) seemed super casual in tv appearances, too. Guy looked like he was just hanging out in court and was *smiling*. And he got a jail sentance of 6 years. SIX YEARS. FOR 33 086 MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE THREATENED

9:52 Fun fact: this guy got caught because when he released the whole breach, he accidentally included a copy of his entire home folder

Driving a Bike like that is not an artform, it´s a death wish.

17:56 I genuinely hate stuff like this because it's very clearly from someone who lost a child. They want to carry their last words to them for the rest of their life, it doesn't matter how "good" it lools, it's the mark of their literal child/ Tattoos are meant to represent something about yourself, and this person decided to take their child's last message onto them for as long as they live. It's about meaning, not goddamn aesthetics.

6:22 last year someone put pills in bits of sausage around the local park. My dog ate one, she was ok after a visit to the vets but she had been visibly drugged up, was swaying and shaking. I was so scared she had hit her head or had something wrong with her brain. I cried and PRAYED for her to be ok, and I’m literally an atheist. People are evil.

12:27 if you dont like seeing a kid happy, maybe dont have one, condoms arent that expensive. Its not his fault that you decided to do the horizons monster mash. The least you could do is take care of it

2:03 that actually genuinely angry. As a person that have a boyfriend with anxiety she is truly a POS. Edit: I suppose to say that actually made me genuinely angry on the first sentence.

The guinea pig one filled me with the rage of a thousand men. How can you just toss out an adorable little meat potato?

The power of the human mind to conceive plans to become everyone’s problem is a terrifying thing.

i cant imagine forcing your religion on someone, even worse calling 911 when other people could use actual help.

9:20. It's a good thing he found the critter before it was taken in the garbage truck. That's just cruel

The 2nd clip with the bike: what kind of art form is that? I think that is called a felony

Rip the little girl. That message and art was heartfelt and beautiful. My condolences to the dad.

Okay, I was prepared for some fucked up shit, but dissing a dying little girl's last message is a low I wasn't even aware was possible.

9:10 This kid's going no-contact the moment she turns 18. She'll NEVER forget this.

Imagine being the poor lady in the first clip... Not knowing if the guy is actually trying to tell you something without directly telling you (like they often do in domestic violence cases) or if he is really just fuking with you must be terrifying.

Kinda off topic but still relevant motorcycles, I once heard of the saying “Dress for the slide, not the ride”. What that means is that sure, it might be a beautiful and hot summer day, but you’ll regret wearing shorts and a t shirt if you fall or crash and end up sliding on the pavement. Layers are key

A couple days ago I saw a "missing dog" poster that mentioned that the dog is sick and can die if the owners can't find him in time, the phone number you're supposed to call if you find him was covered in chewing gum so you can't call it, people are a-holes

the 911 one is awful youre wasting a line that could be used to save someone's life

4:41 You have his plate, you have footage. This is very illegal! So, you should report him for environmental crimes.

10:51 I genuinely hope Hubba Bubba sues them into the ground. Not a fan of corpos handing out lawsuits, but this is a *VERY CLEAR CASE* of someone trying to damage their brand, even if they removed it from the shelf afterwards (AS I HOPE THEY WOULD DO, BECAUSE EVEN AS A JOKE, WHAT THE HELL), there is something genetically wrong with you for pulling this.

2:03 I have a girlfriend of nearly 5 years that has loads of trauma and anxiety and I physically cannot imagine being a POS like that. So much of our relationship is reassurance and making sure to not do things that could potentially worry her. People that get pleasure out of making other people anxious is disgusting.

RE: The popcorn thing. I used to know this guy from university who'd go into fast food places and deliberately make as much mess as he could possible just because "staff are paid to tidy it up".

when humans are what they throw out.

5:24 literally made me cry im not even joking like how sad do you have to be to mock the death of a little girl, let alone her father being sad and wanting to remember her?

4:00 Her name is Lorna Green and the service clinic was only weeks away from opening when she destroyed it, thinking she was being a hero by doing it. She's also been imprisoned for 5 years. She doesn't regret what she did because, like I said, she thinks she's a hero and one day she'll be thanked. Yeah: Thanks for making it even harder for women to be taken medically seriously, Lorna.

"Holy crap he's dying" "Hol up lemme call 911" "Hello sir you like Jesus?"

"Yes, Operator, could you send the police over to arrest me? If it's a crime to call 911 without needing to do so, then clearly I need to be cuffed right now!"

What makes the car exhaust thing in the lake even funnier is the person who threw it away clearly didn't know about how much money those catalytic converters go by. The have got rare metals like rhodium in them making them worth a couple hundred pounds to sell at a dump or mechanics or other places that'd buy car parts. 7:41

10:47 i have actually done a case study on this man and he has a long list of cybercrimes and his name shouldnt have been blurred his name is Julius Kivimäki and he got fined, jailed and will never have full access to computers the rest of his life

That tattoo from his daughters drawing broke my fucking heart. I don't know how that dad can keep on going man, it will destroy me. He is a champ.

The person who put fish hooks in dog treats and left them on a HIKING TRAIL pisses me off.

12:33 That poor child is being made fun of and used for internet entertainment. Who thinks its ok to record them making their kid sad as well as crying for weirdos on the internet.

The one with the "reused" chewing gum is exactly the kind of thing that's the reason why I have extreme anxiety and paranoia about any consumable product in existence purchased from a store. So glad that malicious assholes like that can basically make it so I have to go through my whole life nervous and distrustful about everything.

3:16 My aunt’s neighbor was like this. The neighborhood, house, and driveway was very small, so he would park all of his cars on the sidewalks in front of other people’s houses, including my aunt’s. He had at least 6 of them and almost all of them had to go on the sidewalk. Dude, just get a warehouse

12:19 Staged or not, did they have to ruin the hoodie as well?

Remember that guinea pigs are social animals. Get the little cutie a friend and love your new pets. One man's trash is another one's tresure.

4:02 they are also claiming that it wasn’t an abortion clinic YET. I it wasn’t actually a hate crime Or something like that. Because whatever it is, like if it had been built and finished, she would’ve gotten much pressure sentence but because they were still building it, it doesn’t count as an actual abortion. Just petty arson. Fucking pissed me off.

I believe the two men toppling rock formations were caught and their motive was something something "nothing above god" and stuff. Like, "this thing got any attention and is not church, therefore bad" Edit: nevermind, this one is too recent for that, I am remembering some case that happened YEARS ago.

11:43 Why would anyone even do that? What pleasure does he gain from harming a complete stranger like that? It’s not like he’s getting revenge or even able to see the person’s reaction. And who knows what he could be exposing people to.

5:24 1. I wanna apologize about them on behalf of the Project Sekai community. 2. PJSK players. You know what to do. Make sure they never top-tier rank an event again 🗣️❗️

Me getting chased by a maniac with a knife waiting for my turn for the 991 : *running for my life* What the 991 dispatcher is occupied to do : 0:18

emkay try not to give robin enfuriating shit challenge (impossible)

Bro Jesus doesn't want you to commit crimes. Not the time nor place pal.

that poor dispatcher... what the heck

OMG genuinely hope the dude that was on the motorbike is okay. Yeah kinda stupid not to have protective gear on, but either way-

That RV at 4:30 I know what company that is, they don't take kindly if he is found out.

Things like this sometimes make me think humanity was a mistake

6:12 the dog isn’t strapped in at all. I found this one on Reddit and the person who posted it said every time they stop and start again. The dog would go right low and then slide almost to the end of the truck.

God would not like that the guy is holding up an emergency line

13:15 As someone who's department also covers dairy products.... This is just genuinely saddening. Not only is it annoying and a waste of product, but it can take so long, because I have to use paper towels usually :(

When humans aren't garbage?* That should be way more difficult to find.

1:49 If car is always on four wheels, motorcycle, just as a bicycle, is on two wheels, and one very wrong balancing move will send you into some wall. If bicycle isn't so heavy and you can easily stop it, motorcycle has a lot of weight and momentum, which will turn anything including you into mashed potato, but people like these think it's very safe just like bicycle because it feels very similar. GO BUY AND USE A BICYCLE FOR DOING TRICKS, AT LEAST YOU WON'T KILL SOMEONE EASILY BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKE

1:26 the art of dochebagery

At 9:29 you can literally see the tears in his eyes.

15:07 My personal favorite trick is removing the wiper blades. They likely will not notice for a couple months until they go to clean their window off and scratch the absolute shit out of it

Slender man is narrating this? 0:03

18:37 the mom in this $800k disability case was denied the money because she said she was left with chronic pain that left her unable to pick up groceries, exercise properly, etc. and she has to stay in bed almost all day for neck, back, and joint pain. i found the original article (if i link it, youtube will delete my comment for spam, but just look up the title). but she was obviously lying, because she was able to do this, and was also seen exercising her large dalmatian for 1.5 hours. i have chronic pain, and while some days are obviously better than others, (some people on better days DEFINITELY being able to exercise their dogs, work out, and such! pain varies day to day) to her degree and in her case, she made it sound severe enough to the point where she was bedridden *every day*, meaning she was clearly only trying to get free disability, and it was proven in court. REMEMBER HOWEVER that just because someone is denied a disability case, does not mean they aren't disabled and don't need the money. case denials happen many times before they actually accept you, because the people behind it are actually incredibly ableist. i'm trying to currently get disability for a chronic condition that's nearly killed me multiple times since BIRTH, and they said "it won't last more than 6 months" when it literally alters the structure of my blood cells permanently. it's genetic, and on top of that, i have so many other chronic illnesses and other issues that *actually* leave me bedridden on some days. ssdi just does not care. plus, i looked her up because she could have been fighting the case due to a psychiatric disability, which make up at minimum, 20% of social security cases in the US. obviously not in her case, but remember if someone is denied disability it doesn't mean they were just "trying to get free money" and "not really disabled", the system is just corrupt and it's awful. people with psychiatric disabilities could do what she did, which is why i wanted to double check, because ssdi could be like "but you went outside once and did something! you don't have depression!" :| obviously not the case, she was abusing the system in place for *us*, but it's truly horrific for disabled people needing those benefits, ssdi cherry picks any excuse to deny us. so please don't automatically assume it's someone trying to "cheat the system" when we get denied, i just want to raise awareness about how stupid ssdi is lmao

15:14 me: **turns around and plays “this little piggy”** 💀

The first clip makes me feel so much better about myself because no matter how bad I think I am at least I’m not this guy

The dog treats with fish hooks has me nearly angry crying. I just lost my dog fairly recently and my new dog puts everything in his mouth, I'm trying to train him out of it but I'm just imagining him getting ahold of one of these and losing another furry family member again. 😔

9:20 there is genuinely a special place in hell for people who do this to animals. when she was a teenager, my mum found a kitten that had been abandoned behind a bin, and the poor kitten only had one eye. she gave him to my grandfather, who loved that cat dearly.

This subreddit is the drip tray of our species

11:44 if I am not mistaken the guy on the motorcycle had stolen that motorcycle outside of the camera range and the guy used the ball to prevent him from geting away. I remember some news outlets covering the story here in Brazil

5:26 Alex is the eyesore here. That dad is a legend and I hope he’s alright now with the passing of his daughter.

I dislike people using Jesus for views

7:14 i’m pretty sure they test all pilots blood alcohol. Like a breathalyzer or something before they approve for the flight

why is robin so good for emkay? makes these feel like live tv

11:55 kids playing in their own street being harassed by a gang of criminals on mopeds finally stand up to them.

The gum one is making me paranoid 😭🙏

"What type of artform is that?" Its called murder

The final one is easily the worst one. Wouldn't surprise me if the perpetrator was an actual trafficker themself.

What was bro expecting in the start, for jesus to come and bless that baby😭

So glad the EmKay channel is still thriving after all these years, y'all got me through so many of my highschool days❤

12:09 just pissed me off so much, i had to watch it back 5 times. The fact that people like that do that just makes me upset.

the popcorn one.....its only common curtesy to at least try and clean up after your self if possible.

I’m not sure if robin has used this but, he should one day say That he’s robin’ us of our time- I think it’s the perfect pun with his name, love this channel ❤

The first one is why I am atheist because almost every one is talking like that in my town

The dark mode makes it so much better

The last one holy cow. like yeah lets totally make it so much more difficult for those affected by human trafficking to try and get help!

Can we appreciate that it’s 19 minutes exactly?

5:50 i think alex might be a child themselves

1:33 it's called "uploading your own evidence"

That first guy should be arrested for that.

No way! It’s the guy who got “Papyrus With a Bomb Strapped to His Chest”!

8:35 That's one way to start a zombie apocalypse

"You are what you eat" -A wise man

14:04 as a theater worker myself, i genuinely DESPISE people who do this, there is absolutely no reason to do this when the trash is quite literally on the way out of the theater, i just don't get how it's so hard for people to clean up after themselves

As a Christian, I apologize for that guy

The parents throwing away the ice cream of their son makes me so furious, the look of that poor boy is heartbreaking.

Tbf they did use to sell ice from frozen water sources until they discovered high powered refrigeration. That wasn’t until the early 1920s I think.

10:29 SIX YEARS? HE PRACTICALLY COMMITTED MURDER!!

11:30 you know what they say. “reuse reduce recycle”.

6:26 Let me catch someone doing this and they will never be seen again.