r/Holup | REAL??!?!? 

I wish that I was legally allowed to operate the 2019 Viper Rt80 8000lb Air Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck. So lucky...

The way Robin very calmly uttered "Futanari", has me very worried.

Please no, please don't tell me Emkay is going down the 'reposting videos every couple of months' path 😥 .

10:12 well, it depends. The snake could be dealt with by kicking it or strangling it depending on what type it is, assuming you either don’t get bitten or it isn’t venomous . You then sit in the tree on the side of the crocodiles and wait fro the lion to leave - lions are lazy and wont spend more than an hour on a hunt

r/holup and r/ihadastroke on the same day? 2 OG subreddits within the same day. This is amazing.

The ultimate holup is that this is a reup.

Iceland: Very Green England: Bad food Spain: Good at soccer Italy: m a f i a Lithuania and Turkey: Loves Japan Meanwhile Russian: Comically large landmass

People: “teachers lied when they said you can’t hear pictures” Me: *looks at a picture of a fox because it’s unknown what sounds they make*

2:16 Imagine drawing that line for maths and then the teacher says “no, draw them straight”

That moment when you listening to a new Emkay video and you arent sure if you're actually watching the new video because half of them are repeated from a previous Emkay video :(

3:22 ah yes my gay awakening out here living her best life while Tom’s drowning “This ain’t about him” 😂

1:22 looks at Germany "We not talking about that" 1:53 also all meat based cows are Bulls you don't kill a source of breading and milk 5:58 it's nice will Smith is doing fine with his wife now lmao

for people who don't know 8:10 is it's called fukouna shoujo. there are 3 of them and each of them has a "Creative" theme. you can search it up on youtube to. I think it was first posted on another social media website but I don't remember where. anyways have a nice day.

I want a really big episode with all the narraters and they all are on a discord call narrating the episode

That professor wasn't caught with the Busty Girls tab... it was actually a bookmark... absolute madlad!

I'm really disappointed that this is a reupload. This is one of my favorite subs for you guys to cover. Don't do this please. I'd rather wait than have a reupload.

Is it just me or is EmKay recycling older memes/posts?

I wonder why it is that I feel déjà vu...

10:10 The solution is to drop down. If you land right, you can stomp both crocodiles' mouths shut as you fall, probably damaging them enough that they won't be able to bite you even after you step off them. Assuming that those two crocodiles are the only major aquatic threat in the immediate vicinity, the water is now relatively safe until the snake uncoils itself from the branch (it looks pretty coiled up there so you probably have at least a few seconds) and dives in after you. Yes, all snakes can swim. I looked it up. Anyway, in those few seconds, your best chance is probably to get back out of the water and try and grab the axe by the base of the tree. The crocodiles' injured flailing should hopefully have gotten the lion to back up enough to make this possible, and the snake will probably be confused and possibly even thrown off your trail entirely. At this point you want to very slowly back away from the lion and the water, while wielding the axe. Lions can run much faster than humans, so don't try to turn and run away. Yell loudly, try to look bigger, and wave your free arm around if you can hold the axe with only one hand: generally anything to convince it that you're not worth the trouble. Hopefully either the lion will give up and go away, or someone will hear you shouting and come to help. Disclaimer: I have no specific education that is relevant to this situation, and this is 95% guesswork. The other 5%, if you're curious, is Googling stuff.

So Robin notices that he's seen the AITA post before but doesn't realise that he's also read the one about the exorcist book "prank". But they just changed Mother in law to Friend....ok

6:06 No,you're not high But That bird is

11:05 My dumbass actually answered the question. The volume of the cylinder in 5000, given the numbers that were given, however, by normal answering standards, it would be 1000π I know, I hate me too

8:55 Wait until someone breaks the news about lesbians to him.

I have literally seen every single post in this video in other videos, a lot of them multiple times

@3:30 fun fact, that's what a drowning person looks like >>

The fact Wales was lumped in with England causes me physical pain.

Is it just me or is this a reupload?

I just got out of surgery, laughing hurts so much. But it's so worth it, good video!

I feel like I have seen this video before, exact same jokes and posts as a video I watched from Emkay

5:33 - It’s not too hard to believe when they all got pregnant at 14-16. Heck, at this point, the youngest is a disappointment to the family for not currently being pregnant.

1:22 So you're just gonna skip the real holup which was Germany.

Jack can expect the wrath of John Disney himself.

Love Robin's Mickey impression at the end!

As a swede us being called handsome men i can now say i feel less self conchius about how i look

0:53 Greece being "Financial collapse" and italy being "mafia" made me laugh too hard.

12:07 what would the parent blame on the suicide of their son?

1:00 the map forgot about Slovakia, I'm crying out my bryndza 💀

EmKays are a species that can shoot bullets out of their limbs, usually known to them as “fingers”.

1:25 We have Santa's village north pole is just the factory so Santa doesn't need to pay as much taxes and doesn't get into slavery problems

I had the warning from two people, None of it made sense, I was on the internet, AND I STILL. SEARCHED. IT. UP.

5:17 Scalpers get stabbed with scalpels.

2:42. They are lying to you. Do it, it's beautiful

Kinda disappointed this is a reupload. We like your shit, please don’t do this.

1:35 The Daddy Long Necks

At 7:26 if it's not her neck, then what tf is it? Somebody please tell me. I'm struggling over here.

Day 3 of supporting the guy who is supporting the guy that wants all the emkay narrators to do a collab

In case no one's mentioned this in nearly 500 comments, Robin's mickey-mouse voice is great. That is all.

1:47 but if you don't buy it, then the meat will expire, then that means Chloe died in vain.

Why do I feel like this had already been uploaded before

0:37 They had us in the first half ngl

I feel like this is reposted If i see some beef with chloe as a name and coke bottle then it is reposted

1:37 nah that’s Beavis and the Buttheads

1:28 Santa lives in Finland, Rovaniemi. You can even go visit him and take pictures with him! There's a whole ass workshop you can visit. Source: Am finnish and been there

3:04 Don't open the door for vampires.

Hmm? Futanari inflation? What's that? *5 minutes later....* ah.. here it is ... ah.. Ah.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

9:02 I walk by that place every day. It used to be a Burgerville.

That prank about the exorcist book is the kind of genius level humour I wish I had

5:19 scalpers get scalped (Scalping is the process of removing the skin on the scalp hence the name scalping )witch is objectively worse than stitches And it rimes.

If you take away the batmans kissing it will be a one eyed minion who took waaaaay too much steroids

0:52 As a Pole, I can unfortunately confirm that at least 19/37 people fit that description.

this being a reupload would've been funnier if it was on april first

How do they not realize putting that on it leaves them dead for nothing

9:22 im pretty sure its to avoid pregnancy, not sex in general

This whole video is a re upload of the r/holup from 2 months titled "r/holup | oh no" man emkay fell off hard

I am having some serious deja-vu rn is this video an old video but reposted ?

12:25 Beatings will continue until morale improves

0:52 where is luxemburg?

2:07 the 6th one is VERY accurate 😊

1:59 i thought this post was funny, but then i remembered elon musk posted it on twitter like a week or 2 ago and now i don't think its funny. i can't believe elon musk would betray all of his loyal followers like that

6:10 "if you ain't high but the bunny is"

0:04 oh they stopped using state farm

the one with curved lines? Yeah. My eyes practically died and i was seeing morphing curved lines everywhere

12:06 The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I am having severe deja va. Is this a reupload? Is Robin okay?

3:14 Fellow Marylander?! 😮

2:36 DO IT.

Meme: Search Futanari Inflation Emkay: (Disclaimer) DONT Don't do it Me: (Who is bored and don't care about any consequences) Ah what the hell, I'm curious. (Search it) HA Nice.

7:38 That's not one of the tabs. The tabs are on the row above the address bar. That's the frequently used bookmarks toolbar.

This... Is just a reupload.

5:16 Scalpers get Scalped.

Why is this so familiar?

2:38 What a harrowing depiction in the state in men and society

So as for us being called weird for liking anime I was once called a lame and weird for wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt and minding my own business one day.

1:47 Okay but Chloe already died though, not buying this isn’t gonna bring her back, it’s just gonna make her meat go bad and she’ll have died for literally no reason. That’s what I don’t get about veganism. You’re not saving animals, you’re just not eating the ones that are already dead.

I feel like this is a reupload

Ok so i searched up the futanari inflation because im great at listening,and now i have to hope my mom doesnt see my search history

1:34 i got another band name for them, The Mandela Catalog

Santa is from finland, like lives here or thats whats told

this hit me like a brick this is a re-upload isn't it? i mean I'm not complaining but holy shit i was freaking out

5:18 sweetheart its *“SCALPERS SHOULD GET SCALPED!!!!!”*

Please explain the first image did the black guy turn into a baby? Or did the mother dated his own child?

Is this a repost of a past episode?

10:51 i remember there was this one kid bullying me all the time idk why, and there was this one event that was like “collect every bracelet by participating in activities” and as the “introvert” i am more of an ambivert really, ok but anyways as the “introvert” i am i only had 2, one for coming to school every week that week and 1 for getting school lunch, and then that one kid that always bullies me frickin pulled the bracelet off my hand, AND I STARTED NARUTO RUNNING AT TOP SPEED TOWARDS HIM, and i did that for the entire 15 mins of recess, then i got him by the shirt and kinda gently snagged it from his hand

Futanari was such a genius

Honestly, I would much rather wait more between videos than get videos with more than half of it being a reupload guys :/

1:43 The Florida Men, or the Florida Four if you want alliteration.

1:34 EASY LONG-NECK SHMUGGLERS

2:44 i can confirm you should totally not do that

“Scalpers should get scalped” there’s one for you😉

2:40 I've seen worse...far worse than that. I would never know that a human's lustful imagination could be this dark, wild and twisted.