r/Holup | wait...WHAT?!?! 

Honestly, Emkay’s the only thing that’s keeping my weird humor alive.

Holup is the perfect combination of cursed and funnies

I had a mother who insisted I learn to cook in grade school because “no man will marry a woman who can’t cook”. I’m 37 and single while all my friends who can’t even boil an egg have been married with kids for at least a decade. So much for her assuming my generation would have the same “marriage material” standards as hers. On the plus side, I can now be the cool auntie I always wanted if my brothers ever have kids. Pancakes for dinner? I’m way ahead of you. Ice cream for breakfast? Absolutely. I don’t actually have to raise you like you’re my child so why not?

Babe wake up, emkay just posted

so glad they were able to work fanart back in while still being algorithm-positive so they can all be compensated well (I think that’s why? Idk. so they can all do the thing they wanted to do before) 😊 love you emkay

9:13 the most children ever had by a single woman is 69. Valentina Vassilyev had 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets. So it is very possible and I'm in pain just thinking about it.

9:12 yes. there was a woman who had something like 82 kids. all to the same man. each one was either a twin, triplet, quad or quin. it was a kind of nutty record to find out.

The "Bussy Galore" picture is even wilder when you see the license plate is "ME69"

2:14 She ran out of soldiers cause she dead now

5:10 Robin, I think you need to look at that again. The BF in 19, the author is 35. They are that much older than the BOYFRIEND, not the other way around. He has a thing for MILFs ig

4:35 it did its work: stopped him from aging, he wont grow up anymore

8:34 we always cooked in home ec, during the first class my teammates set an entire role of paper towels next to the flame on the stove and half the roll caught on fire. While they were panicking about what to do I picked up the roll by its unburnt end and dropped it in the sink and turned on the water. I then got told off for picking up something that was on fire.

2:21 that joke definitely aged like milk that was unrefrigerated for 4 months straight

"Anti-aging cream" explained: Technically, she is no longer aging.

5:24 I have never seen so much regret and sadness in a man's eye. Holy shit does he look distressed.

That first one is so terrifying in such a normal way and I’m very confused

3:36 Anyone else see the ACTUAL M&M potentially being referenced here?

5:13 no no no no no, OP is that much older than their boyfriend.

“FBI(Female Body Investigator) joke is older than anyone who watches these videos.” Prove it, I’m twenty years old

Wait. Hol up. Seriously? I took a Home Ec class in middle school and we actually got to cook food. We made our own hotpockets and I think pancakes. That was before the same middle school decided that a computer lab was more important than a Home Ec class.... The computers are now only used for online tests. During a time kids have laptops... 🙄

5:14 No, the boyfriend is the _younger_ one dude. He's 19.

Looks like the queen stoped taking there life force… 😐

2:20 Oh NO

My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is made

Much appreciation going down the Daily Dose of Internet route and having the thumbnail be the FIRST thing in the video! Keep it up! Proud of you, EmKay!

That first one took you "five whole seconds", Robin? Five minutes later and I'm just getting more and more freaked.. tho it is late here.. 6:45am late... I hope it's just photoshopped...

7:50 I’ll unplug your lungs

7:43 I’m crying

11:31 was my favourite part tbh

3:05 bro did a reverse Micheal Jackson

I loved my home ec class. We cooked stuff all the time and then we also learned sewing and used sewing machines. Our class had numerous small kitchen setups and we picked what we wanted to bake or cook. It was fun.

People born in the 2000s had the best childhood ever. Change my mind

Robin: how do you think the Queen has been around so long?? Me: ya know, it's funny you mention that...

*time traveler: goes back in time when monkies were Bout to evolve: *spit at evolving thing* The future: walking with arms and spits out Poison

Robin is my favorite narrator

3:30 mini green m&m

My high school has a culinary elective with it's own little catering company called "The Bistro", it's a hard class to join but I'm sure the ones lucky enough to get in are cooking bacon real well.

4:28 well, that stops you from aging anymore, doesn't it?

1:58 I'M italian and seeng this is too mutch for me 💀

Cooking bacon or many other things in a frying pan is hard because the settings are vague and instructions assume you know how to do it already. Baking is more complex, but has a lot more explicit and objective instructions.

7:36 damn institute and their synths

Last two jobs I was warned about by other employees. Both in trucking. They were both priced right in one weird way or another.

I remembered when some school kids were touring a warehouse I worked in and when they passed by me I said to my coworker “hey did you hear about the dude who lost his foot?”

That cooking bacon one got me, luckily my home economics classes did let us use the stove tops and ovens after we had a B+ average for more than a month and the teacher deemed a student responsible enough to do so... Or you could just have B- average and have her cook your food for you 🤣 needless to say home economics got reformed my senior year.

4:51 Not the weirdest fetish I've ever heard of

5:57 WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

6:53 I'm 100% down for this

It seems the queen didn't steal enough life forces...

2:15 only if the queen could take more she’d still be here lmao 🤣

Emkay: everyone should know how to cook bacon. Gen Z: yah? Well im 12 and don't know shit.

0:08 Water extinguisher

At 5:00 in, you could hear Robin forcing himself to not react

2:14 I guess the Queen ran out.

2:20 looks like it wasn’t enough

Me just waiting for the day when Robin says " how's it going ladies and gents, welcome back to emkay - and today I'm Robin the bank! " ((I think in this video its robin but idrk - was just trying to make a quick funny joke lol))

Once had a classmate, she got 15 siblings. Same mother, like 4 fathers. I swear to God, I'm not making this stuff up So I guess, it's possible to survive this many brithings, although with so many children I wouldn't consider myself "alive" anymroe.

2:59 what the actual fuck

@2:15 apparently the queen didn’t get enough sacrifices today

4:02 If this were a movie, I'd watch it.

5:06 I believe your misreading that it says the boyfriend is 19 and the poster is 35

About that home ec class. 2 teachers do some classes where you cook. Food science, where we do cook sometimes but learn the science behind cooking, and Culinary Arts where we learn how to cook, the measurments and all that and we cooked a lot of meals (one of my favorites was Zuccini Spaghetti which is surprisingly tasty and simple to make)

0:08 brings new meaning to "fight fire with fire"

The record is something like 72 kids by a single mom IIRC. There are 18 kids in that photo. 12 kids and 6 babies. Assuming she had twins every time that's only 9 births. If she started at age 15 and didn't take a year off she'd only be 24 years old. Assuming that it was just a single birth each time that's, what, 33 or so years old? 36 if she waited till 18? Not too unrealistic. Six of those are babies though. Assuming that their tally is accurate and they have added/removed them as the kids aged properly, this is the scarier thing since it means she's had six kids but none of them have been around long enough to age into the 'kid' category. Being lenient I would say this means she's either had one set of sextuplets or two sets of triplets. While three sets of twins is possible that's skirting very close to the cut-off between 'baby' and 'child'. Though, I'm putting this at 2 years or so. 3-4 may be a better choice. I'm not exactly an expert on these sorts of stickers. It's entirely possible that she's had three sets of sextuplets which, while unlikely, is possible. It's also possible that the husband and fish are having an affair and all these kids are actually the goldfishes and she doesn't care and wants to be a good mom to her husbands mutant fish babies.

2:15 so the queen ate a soul fruit?

9:13 to answer your question, deity Emkayus the funny, yes. Yes, a human woman can survive birthing eighteen children. It will take a while and cause oh so much pain, but the individual should survive, especially with modern non-American healthcare.

11:37 Wait WTAF

9:37 "18 year old mom has an only fans -" I'm just gonna stop there

8:27 Homeschool: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you. Also one homemade breakfast.

4:22 the ad said, stop aging and when dead, the aging process isn't quite there either... I was confused till I saw the ad on the side of the shelf

5:48 "p-e-t-r-o-l ? huh that's a funny way to spell water, this will cool you off george"

1:50 i have a similar case except the fact i just have a gigakidney where the third merged with one

I’m also concerned they’re riding a motorcycle with sandals and no helmet. I know it’s not really, but it made me shrivel like a raisin.

Actualy the first pic was cutting his arm and legs and fittn it perfectly

The first image made my brain skip a beat.

9:46 promise?

5:11 this shit had me questioning for like 3 seconds whether it was 19 or 79. How do you get it so wrong Emkay?

2:15💀💀💀 literally watched it the day of

2:15 well she ran out of life forces to consume ig

Bussy galore had me dying from laughter

I was not expecting the last one!

2:20 she ran out of guards

fun fact, theres an episode in iCarly that was supposed to be a rehearsal but someone replaced the prop fire extinguisher with the real flame thrower that looks like a fire extinguisher. they couldnt recreate the reactions of the event afterwards so they used the rehearsal footage. there was pure fear in both actors

3:05 my mind went to russianbadger's latest world of tanks video, specifically, "Badda you know what I do?" "What?" "Not f**king that."

“Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg” Dr. Nick Riviera.

2:19 that joke aged like milk

10:32 what the dog doing

0:00 I still haven’t figured out what’s happening there

Hey in the UK we had an Easter bunny mascot for bus stations called the Easter bussy, it's not the first time this has happened lol

10:17 Her head is shaped like a trollface.

More fanart at 0:30, i hope you keep doing that

My husband has a shirt that reads the same as the coffee cup... I always tell him he's going first. Lol and only.

After a long day at work EmKay always makes me feel better.

Robin is the best host, change my mind.

2:16 Well, she´s dead now so they´re telling lies.

2:18...foreshadowing?

0:18 WE AINT AFRAID OF NO FIRE

my brain lost cells

"I need a nap and it's only 10 AM" Me: proceeds to pass out at 3 AM

Let me be honest, before this, I got an ad that was like: blah blah blah “ homosexual: study and get close with your friends “ IM LIKE WHAT

Haha They had to seriously restrict the baking in Home Ec at the high school I went to.... After a gal made ecstasy edibles and sent six kids to the hospital and almost killed one of them. She did not tell people the cookies were laced.