r/InsaneParents - "GAY ISN'T REAL" 

Susori of the Red Sand

Lmao dude u got killed by old lady and useless

@@anay5239 Love how everyone who says that clearly didn't listen to what Granny Chiyo said after the fight. Watch the fight again and then we'll talk.

@@billystokes3917 what she said ?

@@anay5239 So you're not going to watch the fight? She said that Sasori could've avoided the killing blow and killed Sakura and her easily, but he decided not to because he wanted to feel the embrace of his parents (even though they were puppets).

Damn dude he killed ya, at least he doesn’t hate ya tho

@@CrazedKasaJizo yeah, he's probably tge best dad ever made xD

Oof, I felt that. It do be like that sometimes. The best response to coming out is a dad joke that makes you feel loved and accepted, so good for your dad.

Damn. I'd advise you to apply cold water to the burned area, but I don't want you to drown.

@@18Hongo no amount of cold water could sooth that burn

*howsthatpossible* hahahah

tell her she paid for it if she deny, next time record her saying that when playing her phone and the rest is on u :)

Once shes given it to you says it a gift since legally by law there are laws about gifts (I was watching a video about a story and there was laws brought up).

"Last night you insisted it was yours. Either it's mine and you can't take it or it's yours and you have to fix it. Can't have it both ways."

my dad does this with my laptop (funny thing is that he probably didn’t even buy the laptop afik, it’s my late mom’s 🧍)

And what did you do at the end ?

So they know you're trans now

REAL 😭😭😭

George: * blinks aggresively*

stop

@@TheClick oof

@@TheClick your voice is overwhelmingly seducing and at the same time like you are going to kidnap me and stab me with ice picks at times how do you do that???

@@mcbuttstuff HEL

There exist hypoallergenic face masks. You should avoid eating anti-allergy pills when you don't have to. You simply shouldn't play around with anti-allergy meds. They're not candy. They have side effects.

@@rowenkylee5627 ik lolz But it’s not good to be sneezing all the time as well :T he rarely goes outside for too long and he’s basically an adult xD so I think it’s fine :T

@@bubblegumlie4918 Just make sure he's not overdosing on them. He wouldn't like the effects on that (as in hospital visit). If sneezing is his main allergic reaction there are targeted meds for that. There are kind meds that people with pollen allergy takes that also works for him. If he doesn't take them already mention it to him.

@@rowenkylee5627 Yea, but don’t worry too much :] He doesn’t take them every time he wears a mask -w-

@DEEPFOXJUDE what…?

The Click and Hbomberguy, i love how they make fun of Karens and C-Theorys and bulls-it, but lets face it: 'They' are winning. LGBT-Hate is at growing and trans-hate is literally right now in a Growth-Spurt. The Repbulican Party IS, lets face it, the Anti-LGBT-Party and Christian is; lets face it; the anti-lgbt-Religion.

Your goddamn right. Congrats on coming out comrade.

also the fact that the reason people think it's "new" is entirely the fault of the Nazis burning a bunch of texts documenting LGBTQ people during their rise to power.

I completely agree with this and the non understanding people just need a bit of help

Facts

Gonna have to politely disagree if it wasn't for my father me and my sister would of starved to death in my mother's house he was an addict yes but he was also a man who did whatever it took to get what he wants so several assaults and breaking restraining orders later me and my sister were put into the adoption system twice where we have better lives now my father killed himself shortly after but to me he will always be the man I strive to be he was an addict he was also the best man I've ever known

It depends, it's definitely hard, but there are 'functioning addicts.. Being an addict is a mental health issue, also, you never exactly stop being an addict (I say this as someone who struggles with a different but similar issue, SH) you can be sober, you can be in recovery, but it's still an illness that exists and you are at risk of relapse for, not because the person is weak, or anything, just because life and brain chemistry are fucky, and if you walk a type rope forever, its going to be really hard not to fall.

I honestly thought it was gonna say “So he chose to not be a parent” but this outcome was way better, hope he’s doing well!

All my respect for your dad's commitment ! I "love" my dad, but, I wish he could have done the same and quit Cigarette and Alcohol... or just reduce consuption of thoses :/ !

Yeah, same but my parents never tried to change themselves so I ended up being raised by my toxic grandmother.

The tooth fairy is real. He’s called Mike Tyson

@@notproductiveproductions3504 Oh, I didn't know he paid the losers.

Still, the kid's going places with that massive brain.

Both are imaginary creatures so yes they have a point.

@@notproductiveproductions3504 What if Mike Tyson rly read this comm imagine he's reaction:))xD

My pets actually give me enough energy and motivation to not be lazy, and it's so nice. Pets parents will do anything for their babies ❤️❤️

so now we just need them to walk on land

Are land tiger sharks just tigers?

Tsundere shark

Get this shark some legs

At least we Both watch great channels 👍

It's almost as if being homosexual is no longer being stigmatized to the point of people hiding their true feelings from society or something.

Well a lot of the culture around being gay is extremely recent and is literally a trend, why are your associating trend with being bad

Alright, I'll stop you right there with something: your entire personality should not change based on your sexuality lol

@@fernandofuentesmoreno5149 that’s what I was thinking. Everything else in this comment I agree with, but that sounded kinda bad to me 😂 They probably just worded it weird.

The sad thing is that there are in fact people who are just trying to get attention. They may be rare, but its sad these cases exist.

Same

"man with male" where "male" means teenage boys. It was specifically refering to the ancient greek practice of pederasty, which is classem as pedophilia today. The phrasing was is Hebrew but a direct parallel of the greek phrasing, showing it was specifically this it was referring to. It was never aboun sex/gender, was always about age The irony that the interpretation was changed with the agenda against gays, and now how rampant pederasty is in the church

LMFAO a whole argument decimated

@@WolfgangDoW Mary was about 14-16 when she was pregnant

@@jackalenterprisesofohio people still die at that age just not for the same reasons

a bunch of us already tell religious homophobes this for you, we gotchu fam

I fucking cried While Laughing

Yes-

Oh my- 💀 other Christians from my old church probably will get offended but my family on the other hand.... WE LAUGHING-

im christian and this is how [ Jesus got coconut malled by twelve dudes ]

Don’t forget he also got royally f***ed by his best bro Judas

You validated their feelings. You made a self deprecating joke that ended w/ future bonding potential. You got them some gender affirming clothing. I think you're doing pretty damn good for creating a supportive environment while your sibling is trying to figure things out.

It was. Good job. My mother went with the disown option.

It's the mindset of an addict. She's constantly worrying about where her next fix is coming from; if she can just get another hit, she can sort herself out, get a job, get her child back, be a parent, be normal... If only she can get her next fix. There's obviously an element of denial there too; she doesn't want to accept that the meth is bad for her, because if she did, she'd have to accept all the damage she's done to herself, and recognise that it was all done for something that did her no good in the long run. In short, she's not thinking like someone who isn't an addict. Addiction will do that to you, and it will take priority over everything else in your life. So no, she shouldn't have a child. She's unwell, and she's not capable of taking care of one.

Well she don't got a child anymore so... mission accomplished?

This happens to me she choose meth

Well i mean in emergence

@@18Hongo I'm a former addict of that for almost 20 years, just had my 3 year anniversary of quitting that crap on the 5th. All I can say without going off the deep end on explanations for your comment is "abso-effing-loutely". The sheer destruction that causes to the user, their loved ones, the people around them, the neighborhood where it happens... I'm done. The nightmares are gone, why dig up those again? It's been three years since I finished the start of recovery after completing the rehabilitation program.

My new fav comment

There are some people that believe that, I had a high school friend that came out as gay in his junior year of college. His parents completely cut off all contact with him and stopped paying for his college. This was 1996, last time I talked to him in 2018 they still had made zero attempts to contact him in 22 years, he has one older sister he still sometimes talks with, but to the rest of the family he doesn't exist.

Mom... I don't feel so fabulous...

Hello yes doctor I’ve lost 95% of my body

“Thanos did nothing wrong”

If I could draw, I'd be tempted to draw some fan art too, but unfortunately, my mangled, busted-up and increasingly arthritic right hand doesn't handle a pencil very well. I can still hold a guitar pick, though, so maybe I could do some fan music instead...just gotta make sure I pepper it with lots of "owo/uwu" bits in honour of our devilishly handsome, dashing and debonair "hostest with the mostest," Cliccy-Wiccy!♥️

That explains why you're so dreamy

@@SaltyRocksPew eyyy

@@SaltyRocksPew damn that smooth

@@SaltyRocksPew DDAAAAMMMMMMMNNN! That was slick dude.

@@SaltyRocksPew that was as smooth as a freshly buttered countertop

That was my first and second thoughts just in verse

He fought a bear to protect our meme

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your... Username..

@@Gallium_AA stop

exactly. a sucker ain’t gonna fix the fact that my foot hurts.

@@coltonam2 especially if its blue raspberry...

@@random_dominos8883 wdym?? blue rasberry slaps

@@s_0511 naw man, mystery flavor all the way

@@vivalaglavii6736 yesss mystery flavor is the best flavor

This is, of course, assuming that the mother is actually aware the tooth fairy isn't real, and I'm afraid the mere existence of flatearthers makes this scenario quite plausible as well.

@@Deadeye7177 Sh**t, you're right.

Oh God, Jesus, Mark, and Mary too, this is worse than force-feeding your child Jesus. That’s like… hell worthy I think! I dunno I’m a bad Christian 🤷‍♀️

@@Deadeye7177 Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey, that's a terrifying thought.

@@Deadeye7177 An interesting point. I have to wonder if she'll be the next Meth Mom...

confirmed we are promethus

Me, screaming in front of my screen at 1 am.: "HAIL THE POWER OF THE GAYS, FEEL IT BURN THROUGH YOUR VEINS ! "demonic laughter" BOW IN FEAR BEFORE THE ONES WHO HAVE OVERCOME THE DIVINE LIGHT AND MADE THEIRS THE COLORS OF THE SKY ! (fortunately I am currently home alone :P)

@@dianeb-r8512 Holy shit those lines are dope

It was step one of the agenda

This part is the part that really confuses me. I'm a religious person, but technically, this isn't really true. Because symbols are used all over the world for things. For example, the skull and crossbones (the body of a person, which in my religion at least, is a gift that god gives us during the time we live on earth) is used for poison, a substance that can be used to kill people. A commandment (don't remember which one) tells us not to kill. So logically, saying that 'the gays stole the rainbow (which is a gift and a promise from god) from god' is true when 'paracelsus (i think) also stole (a representation of a gift from god) from god.' It really does sound kinda mad. It also sounds like a joke. People who take it seriously can be seen as mental.

I thought OwO posted this lmao

Not if everyone else dies. If you are the only person left in the world, that's everyone.

OwOs future rival UwU

Humans will be humans

-Comment approved by an Insane Idiot. (Das me)

you're right!

Only gigachads reply to themselves

Ot! I'll watch one of your videos after i'm done with this one, i need something wholesome

Subcrip

@@OneTopic it's already at 701k!

I mean I am in high school were I have to do multiple a week

Both my boys are autistic ,adhd and have sensory issues but they both do the covid test with no fuss at all why can't these supposed "normal" kids cope?

*traumatized* More traumatized than learning her mom almost killed her over a fucking test???

Pretty sure brain cancer is more traumatic Also if it wasn't covid, they'd still be swabs for MRSA

@@kirstygunn9149 Btw, as an autistic person with ADHD, I respect you. Just saying.

Found the good parent

Finally a parent with a brain

@@Artn00b well trying to have one, still learning

@@lucypher8223 lol good for you and your son

Could just be someone who doesn't like gender roles. But you never know until he/whatever figures it out on his/whatever own.

Honestly at this point even breathing is gay.

@@Yesmypfpismeirl your comment is gay

@@vinny3410 well i myself am gay so it makes sense honestly.

@@Yesmypfpismeirl is that really you in the pfp

@@vinny3410 yep lol

you're, sorry

@@no1uno388 I mean the way I said worked- and "doesn't mean you're can be rude to me" doesn't make sense lol

@@mothman5883 "Just because my having a bad day" doesn't work, and "Just because your having a bad day" has the same grammatical form.

@@awfuldynne ik idk about the spelling. It sounds okay and doesn't need to be a post made by a English teacher.

@@mothman5883 I mean, they're just saying that you used "your" (ex. your thing, it's yours) instead of "you're" (short for 'you are'), I don't think they meant any harm by it.

God damn it i hate it when that happens

the netherportal had a chest with flint and steel still in it

*Click..you kidnapped me 1 year ago, I’ve been sitting in your basement with George*

My mom's got this.

@@gormless-idiot that is sad to see it’s a horrible thing for you and her I hope she is ok.

@@LightRollEnjoyer she's 37 but acts like she's 17. She does drugs, smokes, and is generally unpleasant.

My dad, and he's proud of it and refuses to do the minimalist things to improve himself and his relationship with us

Issue is, he even grew up as the live action movie said

there’s a video of my dad laughing at 5yo me crying cuz he smashed a bug before i could get close to it. i wanted to smash it btw

To teach them stoicism. Feelings don't always have to be acted upon.

@@brandondavis7777 Laughing at their pain doesn’t teach them how to control their emotions.

When it's the 200th cry you get stressed so you laugh. Now should you record it no.

This happens to me but the other way around. Whenever my mum starts crying, I just burst out laughing and I don't know why. Because her crying sounds weird, I guess.

I am wise!! Heres the prove: I reccommend high-quality (which is rare nowadays): -Cliffside. -Starship Goldfish. -Internecion Cube. -Raised by Zombies. -Hilda. -Pokemon: Banettes Curse.

@@slevinchannel7589 uhm

@@ProfessionalBugLover Just check 'em out. It aint hard. And its not just 'better' than Mulan 2020, its WORLDS BEYOND.

Why fear an all-loving god?

@@juanausensi499 yeah, why? He is supposed to be all loving yet he uses fear to make us worship him? I think that's a lie, he won't punish you for not going to church or doing the same thing five times every day, he won't send you in hell because you were born gay, it's just a lie, an excuse for terrible acts by cowards who can't even admit that they just hate people different from them so blame an "all powerful" and "all knowing" being. That's why I'm not religious anymore, people have turned religion into something horrible.

Its PeRSpEctIvE

Lmmfao this is specifically awesomeness kudos haaahaaahaahhahaah.

"ThE eArTh Is FlAt AnD 5g Is MiNd CoNtRoL" 30 years ago (mother drops baby and baby lands on head) "oops 😬"

@Ayato《アヤト ニシムラ》 along with a big massive 🐔

@Ｂ。Ｒ。Ｊ gelbooru has.... sources (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

So sorry you have to deal with that, hope you're doing better now. I'm in a similar boat, although I've not come out to my parents, despite knowing for about three years now.

You mean you just pulled a Sam Fisher? When you were FIVE?!

Me too

I left a note for Santa asking him to name all his reindeer. Santa's handwriting looked suspiciously like my dad's

My mom told me santa wasnt real from a young age. She didnt see the point in letting a stranger get credit for the gifts she was giving us. My dad was pissed.

@@incognitogirl6201 Dang. At least I found out through my own experimentation. That's a bit harsh.

time to turn into fog ig

Me:

Only half?

This is the true reason why it’s sad

Also, Jesus had two dads. And he loves everyone.

@@Silver_Sonic_23 exept the slaves and that one plant and woman and science.

@@MouldMadeMind I do not know which people/items ypu are refering to, can ypu please explain? I th8nk that one woman might be in the Revelations, but I am not completely sure

@@AbnusXD in order? leviticus depiction of slavery the tree of knowledge and Copernicus

@@PutoMedicoBrujo oh, thank you.

I feel as if neither is real since there is no evidence for either of them, except a 2000 year book for god so yeah idk what anyone believes in nor do I care people are people we should not judge them on simple beliefs such as this

@@EndoClaw Of course neither is real. Saying that one magical being is real while another isn't is just special pleading.

@@dx1450 yeah good point

Well actually, we're sure that he did exist, what we are not sure of is if he could really do all that magic shit (turning water into wine for example) : the guy existed, his said "powers" well, it's up to you to believe it or not.

I agree

God this painfully relatable. Im 20 now and I felt like by the time I was 10-12 I was already constantly the more logical person and that I already acted like more of an adult than my mother. Now I'm scared cuz I dont know if I'm becoming a functional adult or if I'm still just the "adult" I was forced to be as a 12yo cuz my mother just wasnt enough of one

Ok, so it’s not just me. My mom is 16 and has yet to mature beyond that point in her life.

I guess she's not aware that cisgender is a scientific term (and not even that recent). Or that marriage existed long before, and outside of, her religion for millennia. Or that same-sex marriage has existed in various parts of the world (Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, Native American/First Nations tribes, Vikings, Celtic tribes, imperial China at one point) since forever. I'm sorry your parents are like that. 😟

I also have to deal with threats. Parents like these don't understand that threatening to take something away or of similar degree won't change anything, other than flinging the relationship into the landfill

Ummmm, you should keep an eye out in case your dad goes nuts

@@epsilon-eleven fair enough on the marriage thing but 'cisgender' was coined in 1994 and that was either "recent" or I'm old. AND I'll be damned if I'm old! 😤

Oh yes YES

Aa doğru

Catfish vs Dogfish battle royal

Catfish have no chance

Turkish here

When I was a kid I always thought that Jesus is kinda sus 😗🤣

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@@Baby_Bread_ saw it))a very beautiful number of likes ngl

@@markz7244 I'm saving myself for Jesus 🙏

My mom irl

I think my mom might be bipolar or at least has undiagnosed anger issues because she wants to be normal

Legit everyone in my family knows I have ADHD but my dad and his new GF refuse to believe it.

My mom rn-

This is too much of a mood wth

Sometimes you are. But hey, your comment is wise enough to get yourself a lil gift in form of a nice recommendation: -Cliffside. -Pokemon: Call the Journey. -Pokemon: Curse of Banette.

Same honestly

@@ledfolf7193 I can't tell if the fact that the 2 people saying this having furry pfps is a coincident or not

I may be stupid but I'm not dumb.

I don't recall making this comment and am confused why I even brought that up it doesn't matter

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is kinda hard if they don't have the same bits.

That part was ment for p3d0

It’s also Adam AND Eve, not or. So hey, the bible supports poly relationships

@alascow F

Book of Genesis look it up

At this point, I'm just counting the days until he says my name.

He said a version of my name. I'm Mexican, two ways to pronounce and spell it, they said it the other way so I'm not sure if I was technically a call out. (Also attendance in school was hell)

At this point, I know he’ll never say my name

It's me, I'm George and I feel so appreciated and valid

@@Random-sk6hm Good for you george!

Being pregnant is a phase, so i won't respect pregnant people 😃 /s

My mom let me play with baby dolls and used it to teach me childcare. A woman ranted at my mom and asked her what she thinks I would grow up to be by playing with dolls. My mom said "A caring and doting father unlike the three guys who left you when you told them you were pregnant?" My mom was a bit savage when it came to people making fun of me... Could you tell? The woman was about to call me a slur for homosexual like she did when talking to the other women about me but thought my mom would not hear her.

@@JackDesert Your mom sounds great. The other lady sound terrible though

@@JackDesert Holy crap, your mom is savage in the best way!

All of our lives are a collection of phases 🤷‍♀️ if I can live my phase as an adult, why can't my child? Also, phases are actually very useful, as many of them offer a whole plane of undiscovered knowledge that can be very useful in the future and broadens the child's perspective

You posted this in 2022

But one that Catholic priests wholly subscribe to.

God no but jesus can

God: "Get over here you little shit!" Me: "NO" God: *lunges for my ankles* Me: *jumps over him and runs away* "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE"

@@wolvie1618 if i wear my tennis shoes aint nobody catching me

@@2BeeOrNot2Bee God: *alt f4s your tennis shoes*

Wait hold up

Who?

@@jackalenterprisesofohio you're disrespectful.

@@binugget420 How, i'm bi and I don't know who that is.

@@caelmorgan6817 famous rapper who wore a dress on a magasine cover

*marble

I think, they are as sharp as wool

@@baileycarter5141 since wool strands are not as thick as marbles, strings or strands of wools are technically sharper

Looks like someone hasn't been chewing their marbles.

@@DarkKnightofIT that’s a sharp marble, Chan

Ugh…i can relate to this. This just brought back unpleasant memories.

You know what they say, you don't get to choose your family ಥ‿ಥ

@@slavishentity6705 I beg to differ

That's just plain sad. I hope the rest of your family isn't toxic like that.

I am wise!! Heres the prove: I reccommend high-quality (which is rare nowadays): -Cliffside. -Starship Goldfish. -Internecion Cube. -Raised by Zombies. -Hilda. -Pokemon: Banettes Curse.

@natgal what.... wait, what? uwu?

It's pretty common. They seem to think, "Oh, they can't be mad if a child did it!" This is a common tactic for shoplifters.

This is how the Triad has existed for centuries

My dad told me that I should try drugs (illegal shit in my state, like acid, weed, etc.) because otherwise I'm "living too safe" and I'll "never enjoy life". Uhh... Better off safe than addicted to drugs.

Almost every italian mobster in existence : *A lot*

@@memeurr--dreemurr8530 good for you, stay clean!

And yet some people won't believe you because they are that dumb.

@@watchervi660 lol yea

New Zealand, Paupa New Guiena, Indonesia. I can say more

@@pissmaster825 mate pls don't we get it your smart I was thinking about the second impact so Antarctica was on my mind

@@izzybee123 I wasn't trying to wallow in my own self image. I was just trying to add on the countries on the other side of the globe to hammer in how stupid these kind of people are.

Whoa

😶

Yikes