"hey. you've reached 1-800-single n' horny, where u get laid, and we get paid, how may I assist you? - sound really...relaxed......yes my friend thought of that. yes were super bored.
“Hey dad can you text me,”who’s joe?” It’s for a meme” “I should’ve pulled out of joe momma” This man has ascended to a new level it is no longer mad lads he has become a mad dad
This is probably going to get lost in the comments, but fun fact: paper is edible. I've been pointing this out repeatedly to my school library for their "no food or drinks" sign
@@thiswhitescreen2666 according to Google wood is not edible. Paper won't hurt you as long as you don't try to just swallow it whole, but wood isn't processed like paper and it isnt exactly easy to chew either... so uh maybe don't eat wood
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I just imagined myself as an elderly woman, finding my old texts... I find one I had sent to myself... I click the link... the familiar music, the ancient song... I have been Rickrolled and I remember so well what this used to be... I smile and shed a single tear as I remember the good old days, when things were simpler, I remember all the people Rickrolling each other, and I begin to cry. OKAY AFTER WRITING THAT I AM LEGITIMATELY SOBBING RN WHY DOES MY BRAIN MAKE ME COME UP WITH THESE THINGS
That "saying every curse word in the English langauge" guy must have never heared of gordon Ramsay and the entiery of the r/RareInsults and r/roast me subs
5:45 "if there is a water leakage, you can find that pretty quickly" not when it doesn't exist. It takes a very long time to find something that doesn't exist
@@therealserenedestroyer7748 There's only "estrange", though... I guess it could rhyme, depending on its pronounciation, but I wouldn't consider it a 100% good rhyme 🤷
Can we talk about the shady barbershop having 2 *mounted deer heads* in the salon?? Like *Why would you put that there of all places?* They're the true madlad
Hi Damian! Those small white balls are actually found in speakers. These ones in particular are from a phone speaker, and they help spread out the sound making it sound bigger than it actually is.
Had a madlad in my class in highschool. Teacher exclaimed "The next person who talks has to eat this damn chalk!" The student said "sure, give it to me." So the teacher threw it his way. And the guy ate it. Safe to say the teacher was speechless. :p
“sporange,” an uncommon botanical term for a part of a fern THAT rhymes with orange, because door hinge is actually a compound word thus it's not one word it's to push together but on the other hand sporange is a word and it's not two different words mashed together and it perfectly rhymes with orange
6:44: ”I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known...” I’m probably like one of three people here who actually appreciates this as a Miku fan
I really wonder who and why people dislike videos that... Clearly it not bad AT ALL Of course, this one video might not have been funny for them nor they did like the r/ in question, BUT… there are some great videos that people dislike and I just can't grt a grasp on why
@@sr.lontra you came so close to working out the simple answer, that different people have different tastes so what is obviously good to you might be bad to someone else.
2:15 that’s nothing I swallowed an earring. just note this happened when I was eating oatmeal and I didn’t realize and I was 6 another thing I did not go to the hospital
