r/Maliciouscompliance How I got $75,000 By Saying "OK" 

rSlash oh

MY son is A STAR and expected that marine story!He know has mental deppression and *NEEDS* your Channel to recover!I will sue if not! if anyone wondering,this is a joke and dont take it seriously:P

rSlash, have I got a story for you! So this just happened in Roblox, I was playing mad city (cops and robbers with a prison, robbery, superpowers, etc), and I was a cop. I was just sitting around in prison, waiting for prisoners to try to escape. All the sudden, I noticed a hero is stuck in the ground in the soccer field. He was asking for help I told him to reset his character (this would just put him in the starting area, he would lose nothing but a bit of time) He ignored me, and kept asking for help, suggesting someone gets a chopper and lowers a rope, hopefully so he can grab on to it and escape. I refused, as I wanted to make sure that prisoners didn't grab on to the rope instead, or they took advantage of me not watching, and escape He kept begging for me to help him, and I kept telling him to reset THEN, HE GETS MAD he starts calling me a jerk, and threatens to report me I refuse, and just loled he threatens me again, and this is a direct quote from me Me: "Go ahead, I dare you" Trapped hero: "jk" He then gets back to begging and threatening, and I think he was swearing because ##### started appearing in the chat I kept loling, and I told him that he made the effort of making a roblox account 100% worth it. I also say that I might make a reddit account because of this (maybe a bit childish, but I don't care). I told him that he is in a 1 foot hole, and all he has to do is take one step, but he's too lazy to do so He then becomes a prisoner, and challenges me to a 1v1 (too lazy to reset hero, but not lazy enough to attempt revenge) I say no, and he manages to get into the armory, I taze him, and then arrest him He gets mad, saying he wasn't ready, and once again, says he going to report me I once again say go ahead. He then threatens to report me, but this time EVERY TIME I KILL HIM (some kids these days, thinking it is ok for them to report someone for playing the game smh). To show how much I care, I arrest him again when the time comes. He then leaves the game I loled, but then someone started calling me out, saying i was a bully I told him that I wasn't going to give in to lazy people, it would have taken me around 60 seconds to get the chopper (I don't know how to fly) to the correct position, and it wasn't guaranteed that it would have worked. It would have taken him 1 sec to reset the guy says nothing but K, so I don't know if he thought I was right or wrong So, not crazy, but I hope you like my story (also going to post this on youtube, double the chance of you seeing it, tell me what you think!) Yes, sent this to you three times, yes, i'm desperate.

Nate the Skate are you nine

@@heckle875 False

As someone born and raised in Alaska I can confirm this.

Fellow alaskans!

I forget which city it is, but an online buddy from Alaska said that even though his city was one of the 'bigger' cities in Alaska, there are no roads out of town because you can't really drive anywhere. So if someone steals a car, you only get fined for joyriding because it's not like you'll be able to do anything else with it.

I also find it funny when in the lower 48 you can drive for a hour and can be in a different state. Alaska you drive for an hour and you get from wasilla to anchorage.

@@azadehshuldham9886 in tx its also the same story, just different city names, ie Galveston, dallas, austin, etc.

Kier The Bad Artist Exactly my thoughts. Wtf is wrong with this guy, is he a child? Can‘t he make food for himself?

I would never, ever do that. My wife would cut off my nuts with a rusty coffee can lid.

Joe Mama your wife sounds amazing 😂😂😂

@@mirandanils5114 She is, but I know better than to piss her off.

Yeah...I would've just gave them the option to eat some cereal or a light snack.

Oh I absolutely loved that

I thought I killed you

Surprised pikachu face

Destruction 100

That caretaker should be fired she knows the employer is in no stat to stop her playing outloud and takes advantage of that

He was in the marine corps and all you do is yell at people for money

I am a huge fan and I will always be subscribe to Neville and subscribe I love your channel so much I go to every single one of your uploads at watch them #notificationsquadfirever!

could you please stop, I'm trying to sleep here, ahh gawd dang it... fine.. I'll watch it, here we go

NO....... U

Im 5th teehee~

There's some good ones out there!

Hi Luna

Lol

@@foxxyytofficial Found the neckbeard.

@@thilsiktonix wtf?

I find your ginus almost terrifying

@@cultofnatethemagnificent5879 I wish I had this brains. I'm too dumb to think of these malicious compliance revenges

I consider myself lucky since i (starting my first ever real employment) flew only with my Boss (like literally the owner of the company). And we went to eat and stuff, the only time I had to pay something was breakfast at 6 AM since he was sleeping, but otherwise he covered all costs, including multiple beers Wine and pretty lavish meals. (Around 30 Euros per person). I am so greatfull for my boss and despite company policies beeing stupid, I cherish my boss and my coworkers.

I think it was the farmer not wanting to fix the issue for payment issues

I have watched so much rslash I think everyone is unreasonable when there is a problem

The world isnt the same, charles

I knew they wouldn’t be unreasonable, because rSlash didn’t use an entitled voice for him.

You were surprised and upset?

yeah but what we wanna know is if he had a nice glossy coat after that.

​@@kstormgeistgem461 lol

Ayye Paps! How’s Frisk?

The great papyrus r/woooooooosh

Banjo Umali what

Which a smile so large it’s a crime, with a weenie as big as a dime, surely your username took some time. I hope some juice goes in your eye, originating from a lime. With a name as stupid, as ray, it is you mister, who will not receive pay. -me

My profile pic was handmade and took a week to make. It’s an, soul that is shattering whilst sans (not visible rn) is controlling the movement.

That compliance wouldn't be malicious though...

Me: Can we rhyme like this all day?

@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 i dont know lets pray

@Alexander Steel Are we all just going to rhyme like this all day?

@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 youve already been at it for 4 days why not give it a rest ay?

@@TheDangerGunzok

Caretaker: you dare use one of my own spells against me potter

This is one of the reasons I keep a stock of frozen goodies like those.

I thought I was having reading comprehension issues, because I read the description 5 times, and was wondering where that story was.

I think you are right unfortunately 🙁

Thought I was more hungover than I am 😂

Was about to make the same comment. He left off that story.

I'm a former Marine so I was really looking forward to hearing what a fellow devil dog did..........CLICK BAIT LOL

I missed that too

I'd love to know that as well.

Yeah, I think something got left out of the upload.

I dunno I missed it

sailingmaster is correct. I checked like 3 times. I think he may of just missed it.

Where is that story at?

check his pinned comment.

Will do this next time my girl asks me to make her a sandwich while STARTING an online match

It reminds me of something my sister said to one of her kids. They said "Make me a sandwich!" She looked right at them and said "You're a sandwich!"

@@19TheFallen this is the reason they burned witches in old times. Girls couldnt stop turning people into sandwich

I half expected her to warm up his Cheerios by peeing in them.

Nah gotta go Gordon Ramsay mode Idiot sandwich 🥪

Same

Same

Who doesnt

Or leaving the building entirely. The gall to not check on production before the meeting...WOW!!!

will be in the next one*

@@thehiddenninja3428 actually if you go to the last one just read the title

Honestly, it's getting to a point where at least once every few videos it's a story he's already read. Usually though they're older stories so I get it, but it's still annoying

@@SirDunzo Well according to the pinned comment at the top, it'll be in a video in about a week

@@cheeseyjrdude4751 he cant just create his own stories, he reads what the other redditors have written, like there are days when there are like no posts and others have hundreds.

😩😵😝

Big Jooooohn, Big Bad John.

@@toasterofdoom9629 lol

My only two forays outside the PHB were a Tabaxi warlock (Fey pact) and a Kobold cleric (life domain) who was a pacifist and devotee of Bahamut. He kept 10 gold in copper pieces to use as a mini-hoard to sleep on.

@@Alakaizer Cute. A few weeks ago, ended up getting a bunch of player-related books, including Wildemount, which is useful because it has the Hollow One template (playable undead). Reason it's useful, our one tiefling assassin became an undead thrall to the god of death. (There was a plague and he made a deal to save his skin.)

@Skunk Ape Maybe, when I found my niche on youtube. But, that literally part has already been taken by Studio C's 'Captain Literally'. It's not novel anymore! Anyway, thanks.

I thought i didnt hear it this is the first time he's done this wtf

@@galaproductions9099 I'm pretty sure I've seen the story before, it's a long one, it's kinda hard to miss.

I think he might of left it out 🙁

Likely just a mistake on his part. Doing these daily something is bound to slip up on occasion.

Thumbnail mixup. Its coming next week.

Probably watching rSlash videos and siding with the Karens snd chossing beggars of every story

He forgot it or mixed up the title by mistake.