r/Maliciouscompliance White Customer Screams at Black Workers, Gets Arrested! 

As soon as OP said they were calling the cops I said _please be black_ & nearly lost my shit dying laughing when she said they indeed were. I wish people weren’t so nasty!

"You don't know anything about computers; you're a woman!" And you only know enough to break it, Joe, which admittedly isn't much.

Worker: *is black* White guy: and i took that personally

Bigoted Man: "Women can't know about computers! Now get me someone who knows about computers!" Me, a professional: "Yes, ma'am!"

Regarding the last story: It still baffles me that people like this still exist. I'm not talking about racists in general, just the stupid racists who can't keep their mouths shut. In what universe or facet of reality did he think he was going to get away with all of that, especially when the police got involved. I swear, the hills people choose to die on. SMH

“If it hadn’t been for Bigoted Joe The tower’d’ve been fixed a long time ago Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?” But can we take a moment and look at the irony of OP saying the dude was wearing a confederate hat but not to judge a book by its cover, yet this book turned out to be as horrible as we thought it would be?

"Manglement" sounds pretty accurate for how bad management mangled that situation...

The joe story just keeps getting better and better. I went from eye rolling, to feeling sick, to laughing my ass off at the security also being black, then the police officers were black and I just died lmao Side note; I bet Joe complains about black people not having jobs and being lazy even though he freaks out when he sees a black worker

The last one cracked me up. At the same time, it is also horrid that Joe was so locked into his racist mindset, it turned him into a raging lunatic. But the black cops were hilarious.^^

If I had heard that, “women know nothing about computers” bit, I would have said, “Ah, that’s why you took your computer in to get fixed? Because you’re a woman?”

That last story made me laugh like crazy. He screamed at a black guy, detained by black security, and then arrested by 2 black officers, all while spewing racist shit. Serves you right Bigoted Joe. Also, nice Cotton Eye Joe reference

Hearing how that racist/sexist got put in his place made my day! Some people really need to learn which century they're living in

About the last story: looks like Joe BLACKED OUT! ....okay i'll see myself out

I’m from Alabama, and let me tell you the stuff Joe did in the last post makes me sick. Like seriously man, their people. You’re a person their a person. It’s not that hard to be nice and respectful to everyone.

I was not expecting the Cotton Eye Joe reference in Malicious Compliance XD

the last one, the icing on the cake would have been the judge on he's trial was also bladk Haha 😅😆😉😋

1:12 “She said something to the effect of-“ **gets an ad** _jazz music_

Don't understand how people can be racist :(

Last story. Wow. I could not stop laughing once OP described Mike. You just knew where this would end up and yes, good on the dispatcher for sending the correct officers to deal with things and take the trash out. That was great!

Omg that last one is pure gold!!

The story of bigoted joe might be my favorite story I've heard in a while. Just... wow. OP describing it as a car crash was pretty on point lol.

That last one is absolutely amazing.

Me : Please, tell me the cops are black too. OP : They dispatch two black officers. Me : *Yes!*

Is it weird that as soon as I saw "Bigoted Joe" my mind immediately went to the cotton eye joe song too?

Joe: No way a woman knows about computers *cough* Lisbeth Salander

"Where did you come from. Where did you go? Where did you come from. Bigoted Joe?" It's so good 😂 oh i love reddit.

OMG! I can’t believe this made it on RSlash! I’m honoured! ❤️❤️❤️

Have a good day for anyone reading this!

Malicious compliance is my favorite.

I was half expecting the fingerprint guy to commit a minor crime so he could get his fingerprints registered

The sad part for the last story is that I know people who think racism isn't real..... 🥲😢

The Last Story just made me remember something that happened when I was 18. I was a hostess at one of America's favorite bar and grills. I am a white girl and one of the white waitresses walked up to me and in a very snotty tone told me not to set any black people in her section. She didn't ask she demanded. The next three groups of people that came through my door just happened to be black. And they all showed up at the same time. I was on the verge of running out of my job because of what I had just witnessed with this waitress. I talked to all three of the families before I sat them. I let them know what was going on because they can see I was upset when they came in. And then I got a very malicious idea in my head. I asked them if I could triple seat them in her section. And they all agreed. So I triple set her with three black families. That woman look like she wanted to tear my face off. She was in such a nasty mood and had so much to do that of course the manager had to be called. He came and talked to me because the waitress complained about me and when I explained to him what I did and that I had the families in on it he patted me on the back. And the best thing was all three families got their meals for free that day! With me being only 18 that was one of the most racist things I had ever witnessed in my life. I was so glad I was able to combat it in a legal way.

Someone disliked this, that was probably a victim of malicious compliance lol

Fingerprint story: I love loophole stories like that. WTG OP!

I love Malicious Compliance, it’s like the best of Pro-Revenge with a hint of choosing beggars.

Whenever I read the word 'bigoted' I immediately imagine a moustache, because moustache is 'bigote' in Spanish

OMG!!!! That last one. I almost choked on my tea. Joe got justice. LOL!

That dispatcher is a legend 💀💀😂

That last story is the most glorious thing I’ve ever heard Just Just *wow*

Man the last one made me cry laughing hahahahahaha when op said the cops were also black man that was good i just imagine Joe's face lol

And here I thought the last segment was going to go the "I'm the manager" route.

At 1:12 I got an ad. This is what I heard: “she says something to the effect of... ‘It’s not not always easy to drink enough of what I should. That’s why I drink ensure, with all the vitamins and minerals.’” I’m shook

In the last story, I WISHED that a smart phone existed back then to record that amazing moment. Joe must've been so happy that twitter wasn't a thing back then lol.

That last part made me laugh so hard that I couldn't even breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

About the last one, at least we know who Joe's wife is!

That last story may seem funny but at least one of those people would have been deeply hurt by Joe's behaviour

"...when i tried to explain to my boss that I was just taking my lunch break, he said something to the effect of HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT 2021 WOULD BE- *skips ad*"

That last one really got me LMFAO

I just realised something on the lower left of the screen it tells you the username of op

Dear God that last one Just kept getting better and made me laugh even more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm usually not one to judge a book by it's cover, but I knew this pecker wood was a Klansman as soon as I saw him."

That last story made me smile for the first time in days. Thank you rSlash for bringing us such great stuff.

Okay the last one is too crazy to be real, how can a man like that even live in nowadays society? If he would lose his freaking mind just by seeing a black man then how come he wasn’t arrested sooner?

My mom worked at a public library in Alabama in the 70's. And one of the patrons was so rabidly racist that they basically had to hide their one black staff member whenever they saw him coming. She has some quite interesting stories from that library. Like the guy who would take his books to the front desk to check them out in a galvanized bucket that he would slam down on the counter. Or the guy with so many overdue books that, instead of negotiating a reduced late fee (which they gladly would have done to get them all back), he buried them in his back yard. I think the cops discovered the missing books...

That guy with the slow computer called his management “manglement” and I LOVE that

Oh my God, that last story was just amazing, and honestly love how Joe got the worst case of karma I've ever seen

if only joe had hit the supervisor, whoo boy, not only is that going to end up a vegetable but that's a hate crime given his record.

Black worker: *Exists* White dude: "Wait, that's illegal."

13:23 AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING!!!

For the last story, as bigoted Joe was being hauled out by the cops, OP should have asked him if he still wanted his computer fixed!!

That last one made me especially entertained because I fit all the criteria that he would hate (I'm a black, bisexual, woman who has an on-campus IT job and is doing a game design major with a computer science minor; last semester too lol)

I really hope the third one is real because that is incredible.

5 min before appointment is canceled? so your appointment potentially could get canceled if somebody is standing in line in front of you even though you were there on time.

I'm sorry but if a guy comes in wearing a confederate flag, I don't care whether they're rude to me or the nicest person I've ever met. If you support slavery, I'm gonna judge you.

Purple is the best camouflage ever seen a purple tank? Exactly!

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but BURST with laughter at this last one! I don't know if it was coincidence or on purpose, but the fact that the officers showed up being a different skin tone (I'm sorry, I'm just not racist so I can't say it!) made him foam at the mouth is priceless!

Rslash, just saying, when you say “where I post the exact same content” it sound like you just repost the same content from your channel instead of the same type of content.

Imagine if the supervisor, the security and the police being furries. That's how Joe felt LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

You just have to wonder what happened to Joe... 😂😂

Awe, Columbus Georgia, ain't never a dry moment in the shopping centers around here... All kinds of excitment and entertainment to be had outside most military bases, but Ft Benning and Columbus Georgia certainly do take the cake. Can't wait until it's time to move again.

0:23 "i was the only technician for a small/medium school district *(2500 or so students)"* Ah, yes... *smol*

God that last story was beautiful. Almost shed a tear of how perfect it was that the supervisor, entire security team, AND both cops were black. That is just too good

honestly, I loved the last story! It was pure malice to watch Joe just suffer!! Karma really got ahold of him!

Man racism is harsh why can't we just appreciate everyone for what race they're are.

In the last story, OP should call the the customer Donald instead of Joe.

The fingerprint one was genius.

The first story explains my shite homeschool experience.

Story 1: bruh, you can’t screw off at work, think of the kids!

Goodmorning/Goodnight everyone😊😅where ever everyone is

Mike the manager: *exists* Bigoted Joe: "And I took that EXTREMELY personally, how dare he exist"

1 hour lunch. Where can I get that job. But I would have demanded paid lunch, since the lunch was aborted by the boss.

2500 studnets is considered small for a school?! fuck me, in australia a school with 1500 students is labeled as a mega school

It's not "management", it's "Manglement". I like it.

I've never had to *convince* a cop to finger print me. It was the other way around hahaha. I was a dumb kid

In my state, it's actually illegal to not take your lunch break by the 6 hour mark. So not taking lunch and leaving early is out of compliance with the law.

When that dude said he had an idea on how to get his fingers printed. I thought oh shoot he is gonna get arrested for a misdemeanor or something just to get it finished.

I clapped along with the “where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?” My mom and I got a good laugh out of that story and I actually was in the middle of flossing my teeth when I decided my mom *had* to hear this and just sat there listening with the strong of floss dangling from my mouth! (I just got braces which is why I didn’t just take it out because I was literally in the middle of flossing that tooth and I was *not* going to try to thread it through again)

The Joe story reminds me of my last job. I worked in a government call centre. There was a rude customer who didn't want to speak to women. (My co-worker was a sweet young lady.) He demanded to speak to a man. She put our boss on. Our boss is a sassy as hell woman who takes no sh**. The customer hung up.

That last one was pure karmic gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wouldn't call the fingerprint guy "malicious". He just worked the system in his favor, no harm done.

Well I'm glad the first story had a good ending

I lost it when the security guards were also black

That Bigoted Joe story was entertaining from beginning to end! I was laughing my butt off as soon as the Manager, Security and even the Cops are all black men...so precious!

That last story was beautiful...

The one from U/TheMCP reminds me of a job I had where we were a tiny IT team of maybe 8 people (including the server admins) for a large company. One region went passed IT to create their own program (More so, they bought a really cheap program and edited it to their liking). Which without documentation on how the program works or even access to the code, we had no way of getting around to figuring out how the thing worked. Mind you, due to the small size of the IT support in the company, all management was made to know that if they bring something into the network without IT's permission, we will NOT support it. We can't make you not use it, but you're on your own, basically. A group in the northeast did something REALLY similar to this story. It was on one stupid laptop and if that laptop turned off, "the program" stopped working. Now each region had their own expenses. When they last person who knew how to access the stupid program left the company, IT suggested just leaving it online in their building's server room to let it do it's thing and buying the next employee a new laptop to start fresh. To MuCh MoNeY. Bless they poor bastards who got that laptop. It was a nightmare every time. Bonus info? The "program" was an addon to the old user's email that automatically printed emails with a certain title. It saved the people using the program maybe 2 clicks. It might seem Callous that IT took a hands-off approach, yea, but when you have hundreds of thousands of people in a company all deciding they want to do something "their own way" it gets impossible to learn every detail of every buggy piece of crap brought in by some manager thinking they did something AMAAAZING for productivity.

The last one just got better and better

I was managing the Maintenance Department at a small military base when I saw a work order requesting a hole big enough to run 50 copper wire pairs from a server on one side of a steel-reinforced cast concrete wall to the room on the other side, which was going to be a computer lab. I planned to strap a massive drill to one fork of a forklift, mount a 6 inch hollow core diamond bit with used water to cool it and flush the stuff being cut out, and drive the forklift into the building to access the wall and support the drill. The IT folks said the server could not be turned off nor moved. I said we could just destroy it in place! They objected. Then I found the IT folks could run fiber through an existing small hole and convert to copper on the other side. Sometimes you just need to offer an unacceptable alternative and let management decide.

That was like throwing screw after screw in a blender. It was amazing.

The last story. I legit thought the manager would be a black woman and joe would go insane

First time I was ever this early to an upload ...