r/Maliciouscompliance "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, QUIT!" "Ok, I quit" 

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Note to all the bosses out there, never ever tell your employee: "If you don't like it, then quit!" They'll just quit right on the spot and you shouldn't have the gall to have the Surprised Pikachu Face.

As a fellow teacher, if I had gotten that paper from op where they had to pretend to be an alien, I wouldn’t have cared what they wrote, instant A+. And than I would add the instructions that it had to be written in English from then on. 10/10 for creativity and like hell I’d punish a student for that.

Of course the managers were pissed that they have to actually do their jobs

Owners: we want to give you all of the place's responsibilities, making you a de facto manager. Also owners: we won't give you the position of a manager, but still want you to act as one. The reason? A manager would get a pay raise in comparison to the ordinary worker. They were basically exploiting OP, making him run everything but not paying him what he deserved. I believe this to be illegal and I am happy that they went closing the place.

This might be my favourite subreddit lmao. The stories are just so satisfying.

that kid that made the alien language for their paper... their teacher punished them for being creative. wtf what teacher punishes a student for being creative and going above and beyond for their assignments?

I really hate to hear about throwing out food even if it’s to get back at a douchebag

My little brother’s school had a similar “no-cellphone” rule. You couldn’t even have them in your pocket. The kids put them in their pockets anyway, but put calculators on top of them. When the teachers asked them about the rectangular bulge in their pocket, the kids pulled out the calculators.

something similar to the first one happened with me. i was in detention in eighth grade (i drew on my arms, which was apparently detention-worthy) and my pump went off because the battery was low. the detention teacher stormed across the room and demanded i give her my phone. i was a little shit back then, so i said, “uh... no? this is mine.” I thought it would be funny and have to deal with the principle or something... nope. she grabbed my pump and ripped it from my hand, and subsequently ripped the infusion set from my stomach. it hurt like hell, but the look of horror on her face when she saw my stomach bleeding was worth it. she was put on administrative leave or whatever for the rest of the year and don’t really know what happened when i went to high school. never told my parents, so it didn’t go further than whatever the administration decided.

Karen's targets: Smart people X Disabled people √ Other Karens X Police X Child √ Kevins √ / X Poor people √ Old people √ Rich people X Parent's √ People √ / X This is my survey for watching reddit video's. Edit: Its not always perfect but it's just what i have.

Why not buy raycons? Simple, they refuse to deliver to my country, probably the rest of Europe as well.

Wow, imagine a company so reliant on a single co-worker that they would close down if that co-worker left yet continuously refused to give them a promotion.

There is just something about malicious compliance that really butters my biscuit...everything is balanced in the world

That last story hit close to home for me. Once during dutch class I had to write several short stories with nothing but a picture and a prompt. One of them was a picture of a old town celebrating carnaval (a local holiday where everyone dresses up, get drunk and act like idiots(no it's not halloween)) and the prompt was to write a short article from the perspective of a outsider. I ended up writing a observation report from the perspective of a alien scientist missidentifying the holliday as a symbolistic sacrifice to a trickster god. I ended up with a 1 for that, I'm still pissed.

13:27 If I were that teacher, I would've given that kid a bonus point or two for literally thinking up an ENTIRE SECRET CODE.

0:08 "The next reddit post is from sugar daddy." Me: *Same shocked picture face from the thumbnail*

As a fellow type 1 the first story is glorious

I’m a diabetic person who understands that same thing. I’ve had this done a few time. It’s annoying but fun to pull in my opinion. Now most of my teacher understands it but boi was it fun. I have a wireless one (aka omnipod) and it looks even more like a phone.

As with the first story, I had the same thing happen to me. Type 1 diabetic, with an insulin pump. Teacher tried taking it from, actually pulled the pump yanking it out of my body. I ended up calling my parents, and at the time my dad was also a police officer, came and arrested her on the spot.

don't force urself into something u don't like or leave something because of the community,if u like it keep doing it,if u don't just leave.

The First story reminds me of something in my school days. During the equivilante of Highschool in my 7th grade I had a free period and during this period my phone rung and a teacher was nearby. (It was a wrong call) The teacher tried and did confiscated my phone. Now for some information, I was at the time diagnosed with cancer at the time and had a special permit too have my mobil on my person all the time and not on silence. I tried to explain this to the teacher but he wouldnt listen and put my phone into the teachers room (launche?). And me peeing righly pissed waited till he walked away, walked into the teachers room and took my phone back. My math teacher saw me, I said hi while I took my phone and walked away. Later she asked my what this was all about and was too shocked to stop me at the time. I explained it to her and she laughed about it.

I heard a story about a similar situation as the first story from a friend of mine. A friend of his had implants in his ears to help with him being deaf. First day of Highschool teacher yells at him to "Take out your headphones" he tries explaining, no avail. So he complains, Teacher seems happy with her win and the students who knew him kept their mouths shut. Teacher then began doing rollcall, expecting everyone to stand up and give a small introduction. Eventually she calls friend's name. He doesn't respond in the slightest. She calls his name again. People are now snickering. Third time she half-yells his name. No response and the students who know what's happening are struggling not to laugh. She walks straight up to Friend's desk. Slams her hands on and supposedly yells in his face to stop being such a brat and to stop taking a piss at her. Friend knew what she was saying even without being a good lipreader and said in a slightly loud tone "Sorry Ma'am! You asked me to remove my Cochlear Implants! I couldn't hear you!"

That last one was awesome. If I were the teacher, I'd have given it a perfect score and then extra credit for coming up with an alien written language. The teacher had no creativity, just another bad look for religious teachers.

How do you have a degree to teach and you can't understand that someone needs something to live even when they explain it?

I was getting worried about r/slash If he doesn’t upload the world has to be ending

I'm dealing with a Karen as I watch this and writing this comment, she believes I'm recording her for some reason.

13:30 OP, never, EVER go the extra mile for school work. I learned it the hard way, they told me straight to my face: "Don't struggle so much, I'm grading your work, not your effort". And I'm applying this for college, and it carried me pretty well so far. Only if you earn a living, actual cash that pays your bills, MAYBE put the extra effort.

When I was in junior high I had an abusive teacher. I told my parents how mean she was, and I'm not saying they didn't believe me exactly, but... one day my mom saw it firsthand. My mom had volunteered to chaperone a class trip. She's always aged well, didn't have greys yet, and is pretty short. Anyway, she was bent down tying her shoe when my abusive teacher approached her from behind and started in on her for not being with the group, assuming she was a student. My mom stood up and turned around and all color left my teacher's face. Now my mom, she's calm... in the terrifying way. I don't know what got said, but my teacher was *much* more subdued after that.

I thought that there will no no upload today, don't scare me like that

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE AT BEING HERE MERE SECONDS AFTER UPLOAD-

if you ever feel useless, just remember that there are people who comment "FIRST"

The first story made me laugh a lot. I did the same thing with my teacher that kept confiscating phones lmao Eating in class when the teachers said "No eating in class" because my blood sugar was low was also fun

Oh my gosh I can so relate to the first story!! I had a dinner lady scream at me to give her my pump because she insisted it was a phone and wouldn't even let me explain. Every time I tried to, she interrupted. I never got an apology and she got reported. She then proceeded to bitch about me to the other dinner ladies because I "rEpoRtEd hEr fOr dOiNg hEr jOb". I found out through other students who overheard.

If I was a teacher and one of my students made a whole language for a project and did it all in the language, that student wouldn't be in trouble, they'd get a perfect score plus extra credit, cause they put in more work than most of the other students to do it

I'm a type 1 diabetic I'm scared about getting my pump site ripped off cause I've heard stories of subs thinking your pump is a cell phone and ripping it and that hurts then you have to get a new one which is annoying because it's another needle poke.

My mother has repeatedly been expected to act as a manager while never being allowed to actually be one at virtually every job she's ever had. And every time they seem to give her the 'If you don't like it then leave' attitude about it. It amazes me how common this sort of thing is, and it's one I make a point to avoid.

EVERY video I say the ending, "every-singe-day" along with you in that bouncy way you do, I just love it

will Edit as I watch: Story 1: That teacher demanding something without knowing what it is is wrong in in cases like OP when it was a piece of medical equipment could of got the school sued.Story 2: The guy should of just kept his mouth shut. Story 3: this is what happens when you refuse to listen and use you brain.Story 4: wanna be crappy bosses who wnat people to do more work then their job descriptions belie and refuse to promote them to the job they've been doing well good luck staying in buisness. Final Story: well you get what you ask for if you wanted it in English you should of clarified Sci-fi language rules apply(Ohter words English is now Common)

That last teacher was just a wet blanket. If I was a teacher I would have LOVED that take on the assignment. Especially because it's something I would do as well

I love waking up to Rslash

Im not first Im not last When r/Slash uploads i click fast.

funny the pizza place didn't want to train her like a manager but expected her to do so, then get mad when she turned it on them hahahaha

I can't wait until I can tell my own malicious compliance story! I'm really proud of it, but I still work at the company and don't wanna make too many waves. I have a feeling another situation will be coming before I leave the position, and I don't wanna wall myself in to being treated unfairly by getting on anyone's bad side rn

I can do that last assignment in a single sentence: Humans kill each other over different beliefs of what happens after they die and fail to see the irony.

92 students graduating is considered SMALL? The high school I went to had just NINE students graduating in 2009, myself included. Our slogan was "9 in 09" because of it! Ninety-two students being considered a "small" graduating class is mind-boggling to me.

does anyone else notice that there are quite a few repeat stories?

This reminds me of when I worked at Wendy's and had someone asking for a Quarter Pound Single. I asked them if they wanted fries and a drink to make it a combo, but they said no. They then proceeded to order a fry and drink. I again ask if they want to make it a combo as it's cheaper, she then yelled at me that she didn't want the combo, so I charged her for the burger fry and drink separately, which cost her significantly more than if she had gotten the combo, which would have been the exact thing she ordered, but bundled together.

Thanks for giving me something to listen to on my walk to school

I love how they always say; “half the price of premium earbuds” but then dont state the price either visually or audibly.

“My school was quite small, we had a graduating glass of 92” Me, having a graduating class of 12: :o

Not my story but one I heard off Reddit. This guy parks his car at the grocery store when some taps on his window. He rolls it down they pull a gun on him. She kept waving it around, & every time he would ask what he did, all she would say is “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!” someone nearby saw what was happening and called the police. The woman was arrested, but when the police asked why she pulled a gun on him, all she could say was that “HE STOLE MY PARKING SPOT!”

Nah, as an English teacher, language lover, and conlanger I'd LOVE if a student wrote something in a constructed script. They'd definitely get extra points.

Damn, I thought you were rip.

It’s shocking to me that someone can think a class of 92 is small, when my graduating class had 16 of us.

I love this subreddit

That last story was creative. He shouldn't have gotten detention. This is why going to school sometimes feels like they cull you into being a dull and uncreative human being. He should have received extra poinrs.

I’m excited when he tells stories about type one diabetics as I am one too!

On the one where he said, "If you don't like it, then quit!!" I would have said, "No.You told me to do my job. That's what I've been doing. Why should I quit? I see no reason to resign. I'll just go ahead and do my job like you've told me to. And that doesn't mean doing managerial work; Unless I get promoted to manager, of course."

Among the first 3,500. Never been here this early before. Thanks for the daily uploads, rSlash!

The surprised Pikachu meme is perfect for this

I was worried you weren't going to post

I had two specific supervisors who were absolutly the best at a job I worked at. Not only did they say thank you when the emplotees left, but they said it every day. I donalways remember to say thank you, but I try. They were the best.

Alien language dude followed it to the letter. He only did what he was told

The alien letter probably would have been more well recieved if OP handed in the original English copy as well as the final version/decoder. Then the teachers time wouldnt have been wasted

Last time I was this early we weren't in a pandemic

I’ve had almost the exact same experience with my insulin pump In middle school except it was a lunch lady who seemed to have it out for me, she tried to take my pump calling it a cell phone, tried to take my glucose meter because it was a “weapon” (it had a tiny needle used to draw blood for testing it), called me immature for having a picture book on the lunch table with my friends (we weren’t even reading it, just had it because we were going to read to the elementary school kids after school), and threatened me with detention because after an assembly for the dangers of heroine she saw my insulin pump again and decided it was for delivering heroine directly into my system during school. Did I mention I was 11 for all of this?

I listen to these Reddit stories while studying, thanks! Also, my favorite subreddits from you are AITA and Malicious Compliance

1st story: respect goes both ways and once lost requires significantly more work to regain than first being earned. Last story: malicious compliance doesn't need to end well for the person complying, it's the thought that counts XD

U are always the first video I watch when I wake up! So when you were late i Got a little bit worried! *hugs*

That teacher in the last story should have given OP some extra credits. I mean, from a teacher perspective (I am one), he solved the task incredibly creative.

Ooh, I never comment but I just wanted to say I really enjoy your work! You have an amazing voice and you are fairly funny!

...what did the manager expect? they literally said to the employee's face "it's not your place to do those things," which almost anyone would take as "stop doing those things"

I was wondering when you'd post, I love listening to your videos

OP: I'll die if you try to take this away from me Brain Dead People: why the fuq you lyin'?

I woke up and thought you weren't uploading, lol. Guess I was wrong, cause you did.

I did malicious compliance on a traineeship which was set up by the Prince’s Trust here in the U.K. full retail training, food and alcohol handling/sales. I followed the rules to the letter until a supervisor ordered me to literally break policies and health & safety guidelines. He reported me to the manager for “not listening to him” I tried to argue my case, but they instead just ignored me afterwards even after forcing the company and calling the owner. This was an unpaid traineeship, we were specifically told we did not have to do work we can’t do.

Here early for Once. I just wait for videos since I've watched every. Single. one.

OP's boss: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT QUIT! OP: Ok, I quit Boss: YOU CAN'T QUIT I QUIT!

165 comments after 2 minutes I have no response

As a teacher, I would have happily graded that assignment. So sad some people want to crush creativity and enginuity instead of fostering it.

Where have you been! I needed my morning dose!

"Small graduating class of 92". Try a graduating class of 12, my guy. THAT'S a small graduating class.

"Lol okay" I want that word to be yeeted and deleted.

I liked the last story, he showed some creativity. It's a shame the teacher was humorless and didn't appreciate the extra effort and imagination of writing an essay in an alien alphabet. LOL

Yo rslash I listen too you Spotify

Last time I was this early my dad was still around.

Malicious complaints is my favorite subreddit.

I once went to a Burger King and just wanted a Burger and Soda. Turns out, if you buy a Burger and Soda, it's actually more expensive than a combo menu with fries. But that was just 20 cents, not 450 dollars ^.^ (I ended up having fries)

Holy heck. How am I this early lol, I love ur vids rslash, I'm sure this one is epic!

Third writer, I will become a teacher in a few years and I would love to get a essay like yours handed in !

Yoo finally caught the upload lol

If school rules says a child can use their phones outside of class, someone needs to file a complaint with the principal

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN THIS EARLY

My mom was telling a story the other night about how the secretary in a work meeting said "If you dont like the way things are, quit and go work at Target." My mom works at a hospital

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Last Story: To be fair, aliens wouldn't be using a substitution cipher on English text as their writing system unless they were Sci Fi Aliens (e.g., how DC Comics represents Kryptonese and Interlac, or Star Wars with Aurabesh.). That said, I _also_ don't expect anyone to design the lexicon, syntax, grammar, and writing system of an actual language for weekend homework.

EARLY SQUAD

I think that first story is a re-do. The original had the teacher actually try to take the device and OP had to visit the hospital to get the device re-seated.

The last op should have gotten extra credit as they spent extra time on the assignment to go above the expectation.