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6:35 Robin has made his way into my heart. And now I crave cottage cheese... New narrator: APPROVED

Nobody: Robin: *Guess who’s back, back again *for that COTTAGE CHEESE**

Any meme related to food: *exists* Robin: *_C O T T A G E C H E S S E_*

No one: Literally No one: Robin: C O T T A G E C H E E S E

3:33 I love how deep and sensual his voice got when he said "Cottage Cheese".

"Having sexual urges? Eat a graham cracker." Me: * munches on three at the same time *

Robin: sees a post related to food Also Robin: COTTAGE CHEESE

3:42 “Yeah, this is just my _mee-snurlk_ diet.” My guy’s speaking the language of another planet.

Robin seems to be more comfortable this time, its just his third video but he impressed me already

“Ima - Ima ask him to make *fr0g legs” Now this, this* is a man of culture Edit: Omg Emkay really just 😮 ... I’ve been blessed by the gods

"Can you imagine Gordon Ramsay cursing kids out for 40 minutes?" Is it wrong I'd actually watch that?

"Guess who's back, back again, for that delicious *cottage cheese* "

I like this robin kid. He’s like a mix between Zach and Damien. The commentary isn’t too dry and it also doesn’t take anything away from the actual joke.

When you censor a swear with a different swear that is more advertiser friendly:

I actually kinda like his voice, he's chill edit: "removed British accent"

4:01 “You can have your ashes made into a playable vinyl record, when your day comes” i want my vinyl record to play Tokyo Drift on loop LOL

This man doesn’t take a break, he keeps on narrating and not even stopping to take a breath

I actually related to this a lot. I just realized how cringe that sounded.

make Robin say "what's throbbing, I'm Robin"

My teacher: There no way school can be gone for 1 year! 2020: Mam, are you sure about that?

Say “What’s poppin I’m Robin, and welcome back to emkay.”

You can never replace Damien or his accents or his weezing but you can make a change and Robin’s calm voice and cottage cheese is not a bad change at all

can someone enchant robin with "Damien Laugh" in an enchantment table

0:20 Ok, I was playing mario vs donkey kong, mom came in and I put it under my pillow. Forgot mario says “ bye bye”, got grounded for three days

When you fall in front of your crush. What she thinks: that looks like it hurt. What you think: I am moving to Nepal where I intend to live as a goat.

Slazo: People don't like my voice, I'll get someone else Damien: People _love_ my voice, I'll start my own channel Zach: People didn't go to _my_ Reddit channel, so I'll try again on EmKay, but people hate me because I can't pronounce things Robin: I've got a deep, manly voice, so people love me

Robin: **speaks for less than two seconds** Me: *_*INCOHERENT SCREAMING_**

6:17 Hitchhikers Guide reference Idk why I’m pointing this out. I looked at the dead tree and hallucinated

6:20 that "a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" reference KILLED ME

Robin: *opens fridge The fridge: *crying please be gentle Robin: I require the *C O T T A G E C H E E S E*

no one: not a single soul: Emkay: COTAGGE CHESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Boyfriend:I love your body Me single and eating a huge bowl of noodles/ramen: 👁👄👁👍 💧 💧

Everyone: "Hey, this Robin guy is pretty cool" Me: "You have no idea yound padawan"

“Hope they said thanks for the fish”. I GOT THAT ONE

Parents: "Your generation has no patience" When the computer freezes for 0.2 seconds Parents: *So you have chosen death* Wow, that one was so accurate

4:29 my real name is Phoenix, and I would totally say this out of the blue at any moment

At 6:08: “when someone says the title of the movie in the movie” Harry Potter ಠ_ಠ

No one: Literally nobody: Robin: "cottage cheese 🤤🤤"

Robin: "Just stop wiping" Ad: "Cake in the conference room"

"All in favor make a screech noise." Ok, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Robin is a sexy voice. I liked Damien but damn he’s doin good.

The catastrophes that happened in April so far are: 1. Damien left Emkay 2. I can’t get the new animal crossing game The most important 3. Rick May (TF2 Soldier voice actor) died of CV

From now on, whenever I say or hear the words, “Cottage cheese,” I’m going to play Eminem’s song, Without Me

“Guess who’s back, back again for that delicious *cottage cheese* “

me: *doesn't hear damien* also me: *something's wrong, i can feel it* anyways, robin seems cool

I quite like robin he’s no Damien but he’s good.

Robin sounds like that guy on the weather channel that takes his job too seriously.

2:40 me?.. me... ME!

6:15 _You know when people ask you How you are and you say that You’re fine, But You’re not really fine, But you just couldn’t get into it ‘Cause they would never understand_

Petition to get robin to say what’s throbbing I’m robin.

The way he is able to never mess up the pronunciation of any word makes him feel less human.

When you have a cord that reaches the other side of the bed: ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

4:00 So now people can Rickroll you from beyond the grave.

Day 4 of asking Robin to say "What's poppin? I'm Robin" in the intro.

gIVE HIM THE COTTAGE CHEESE YOU HEARTLESS REFRIGERATOR

“I will make sure to watch him while slamming cottage cheese down my gullet.” - Robin 🧀

He kept mentioning Cottage cheese XD GET ROBIN HIS COTTAGE CHEESE!!

"Somedays I feel like Microsoft word put a red squiggly line underneath me." -Robin the reddit goblin

9:19 This me. I have mini panic attacks when I have to call people/people call me. Like. No joke I freak out.

Not gonna lie, 1:10 white barack obama look exactly like my friend. Exept he's younger

Me when I see no comments saying, "First!": Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

Petition for Robin to say “whats poppin its robin”

My kids in 2056: What was the worst event of your life? Me: Someone ate a bat

6:22 "I hope they're saying so long and thanks for all the fish" ~So sad that it should come to this~ ~We tried to warn you all but oh dear~ Hhgttg :)

"When you can't find a parking spot and you turn down the volume to see better..." hahaha yup I think we could all relate 😆

3:40 Just to get this out, the backwards message is "quarantine" aka "this is just my enitnarauq (quarantine) diet".. Sorry

3:53 *Now this is an Avengers-level threat*

6:19 I see what you did there. Hopefully they remember their towels.

“Mine would probably be me just falling down my stairs for 30 minutes.” I have one question... How long are your stairs.

0:00 me, the one ninja kid who lands on feet on that slide

When you haven't watched EmKay in awhile and hear a new voice Me: Who the heck is this new guy?! *watches video* Me: Eh he's pretty cool

Other couples: *constantly hugging and kissing* Me and Bella: (o~o )-•-( o~o) *awkward intensifies*

6:15 but you just cant get into it because they would never understand

Day 1 of asking him to say “What’s Poppin I’m Robbin”

3:19 There is no fear in this man. There is nothing that can stop this man. Not even a giant space rock. He welcomes the danger in his direction. For he does not fear death.

5:30 I feel like this is personally attacking me

6:22 Thanks for the refrance

I'm used to listening to Damion but you're pretty solid.

Can we just talk about his laugh at 9:50, I melted there 😍 so freaking cute

11:49 here in canada we use feet as a middle point instead of using decimetres witch even exists for that purpose its like your at a party then one of your friends invites him russian uncle to the party

Cottage cheese: *existing* Emkay: *yes*

5:01 Me: cool, a meme *Markus from Detroit : Become Human comes up* Me: *happiness noises*

3:28 actually in summer last year I left my room door open long enough for a bird to: Come in Destroy everything Sh*t on everything it destroyed Then proceed to die

Silence of the Lambs reference at 1:27. Seriously, the Boston Market admin set himself up to be trolled.

2:45 *laughs in TheOdd1sout and Jaiden Animations

Who else would use their ashes to make a record of never gonna give you up just to piss off everyone at the funeral.

1:22, you ass! now i want a hotdog...

lol "friends are like trees, they fall when you hit them with an axe repeatedly" has to be the most cursed sentence i've ever seen.

Bunch of whiny kids: The Isolation Era! Me: It hasn't even been two months...

Bruh the moment I heard Robins' voice I was like a puppy- seriously just "OH MY GOD ITS A NEW GUY! THEY HAVE A NEW GUY!!!" Emkay crew, can we keep him?🥺👉👈 he's so perfect, we must keep him- Ive never so desperately wanted cottage cheese because of one single man, but hes done it, the mad lad made me crave the house cheddar🧀 UPDATE: ROBIN DOESNT LIKE THE EGGS IN ANIMAL CROSSING EITHER- WE MUST KEEP HIM! NO ANDS, IFS OR BUTS!!!

Robin has a really nice voice! I think hed be a great addition to EmKay! His laugh might not be as legendary as the DamienLaugh, but it still puts a smile on my face

5:05 it's a reference to the game "Detroit Become Human", the one in the picture is an android

Thing: friends are like trees if you hit them with a axe enough the fall over EmKay:I can confirm this from experience Me:wait what?!

What’s with him and cottage cheese.

No one: EmKay: Cottage Cheese

2:25 This is literally just an explanation of Team Fortress 2 players.

"Stop it with the eggs. Please I'm begging you, they're awful" Me, a person who just really loves eggs: "Oh 🥺"

8:48 As a Brit, can confirm this happens

6:20 Robin made a Hitchhiker's guide to the galixy reference and my day

"friends are like trees they fall down when you hit them several times with an axe. I know this from personal experience" Me:ರ_ರ