good to know that I successfully fired that 3rd intern brain cell and have returned to just having my senior, absolute dumbass 2 brain cells who took way too long to even realize this shit till I read this. it's amazing I can still differentiate between deadly tide pods and oreos.
The "eventually they'll stop apriciating it" thing doesn't apply to me. Every time my girlfriend tells me she loves me I curl up into a ball and smile my worries away.
oh i thought he needed the onions so he could start crying but started crying anyways so he didn't need them anymore. but now I know about ctrl+x so thats a plus
Ok but deadass, getting your first bed frame is such a huge achievement. I can’t tell you how happy my parents were when they decided to splurge on a wooden bed frame and matching end tables? God they were so hyped. They were in their 50s
10:27 they die if: - it's a bit too dry - it's a bit too wet - it's a bit too close to the window - it's a bit too far from the window - the ph is a bit too high - the ph is a bit too low - it feels like it
As someone who works in retail, the mask under the nose thing isn't always a choice. Sometimes it slips down while you're talking and you get too busy to notice. There have been times where it has almost gotten down to my mouth before I realised, "oh shit, I need to pull my mask up."
I used to have the oh golden ninja mini fig but I was young and now it’s a hunk of chewed dusty broken and dented piece of golden plastic, reality hurts man
Damn bro that sucks, did u get the Ninjago Legacy Gold Ninja? I would get it but Idk where to put it in my small Ninjago diorama because it mainly consists of Season 12 sets
I had one that came with a dragon that shot green balls, but I stepped on the figurine. Not only did the arm crack, the hand got stuck inside my foot :(
Her: He's probably thinking of other women. Him: Since the Nether is located below and sealed away from the overworld, was Minecraft 1.16 technically a cave update?
For my knowledge about Emkay after watching various videos of them,I’ve concluded that Robin is basically the personality traits of a supervillain if it was in real life.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 232 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
1:59 happened to me in 7th grade. We were learning about volume in math & we were talking about the volume of a pyramid & I'm the only one who said one 3rd of a cube
Moms when you come home be like; "are you sure you're okay? POSITIVE?!! Because it looks to me like you are in an immense amount of distress!!! LET ME HELP YOU, I'M YOUR MOTHER!!!!"
3:14 Y’all know when the Emkay editors add the reminder to subscribe and turn on notifications. They are actually unsubscribing, before you subscribe the button is red, once you do subscribe it turn gray, so by Emkay clicking the *gray* button and it turning *red* they actually are telling you to un-subscribe.
5:05 one of my teachers was 60 years old and told us if we couldn't find anything when doing research to check the second page, and if nothing was there, check the third page, and so on. She wouldn't do anything else, just tell us to research and site our sources. To make it worse, we couldn't use wikipedia, or any news outlets, as they were "Opinions and not facts" so while we were looking through the first page looking for good sources, we would ask for help, she would tell us to check other pages (that are full of news, mind you) and wouldn't say anything else. Needless to say she was the least favorite teacher.
You know, every time I see a meme about going back to the water I remember that I have more neanderthal genes than most, which I think means that I'm more closely related to the ancestral fish, which explains my love of being in water. I think it might also explain my adhd
14:23 I started calling brownies “Movies” and now I will never get over it Like, can someone please stop me, I’ve almost asked for a slice of movie too many times and I need to stop
YES!!!! that one about the weather at 14:25... when i tell someone i really don't like sun and summer weather and instead i like the gloomy and foggy days with grey clouds and occasional rain they get either really concerned for me or they say that I'm just trying to be "edgy" and that i'm lying because "nobody likes weather like this" but i seriously get such a rush of happiness and energy (which is fekin rare in my life), for me it's embodiment of peace
14:14 For me and an entire discord server, we say "wall" as a synonym for "awesome" or "nice". For example, "Minecraft wall" means "Minecraft is awesome".
As a mom, I can tell you, we don’t have to search for issues. Although mine are cleaning based. I’m a cleaner at the end of the day that’s not what I want to come home to. I pray maybe one day, I will come home and just be at peace. You know I’m not asking for an overhaul, but if I came home and noticed it was at least tidied, it would be such a huge relief. I am overwhelmed, I’m stressed, I just want the people I love with, love, respect, always think of, always ensuring everyone’s needs are met. I don’t even want something done for myself, just don’t want to have to come home and feel like I haven’t left work
At 5:30 I thought of a great description and unique. Your eyes are just a simple complement towards the fabulous landscape of your personality. Your lips don't need makeup for them to be able to be kissed. I came up with that in 3-5 minutes, a specialty of mine is complements.
15:55 holy hell finally someone who understands me, this shit gets me so scared and i don't even have a car so whenever i have to get someone to drive me somewhere i have to think about me surviving such accident and being scarred for life by witnessing a driver's head being fucking pierced through by a giant tree log, this fear is so irrational but i will probably never get rid of it entirely, screw you final destination franchise for giving me stupid phobias like in that same movie a woman got her eye burnt through during a laser surgery, which cannot even hypothetically happen but still got me anxious as hell when i tried to support my friend on her eye surgery i wish everyone involved in the process of making these movies to be charged with tax fraud and be sent to jail but by the time charges were proven false and it all turned out to be a mistake on the account of stupid government they already served their sentence and the story got too little attention to give them enough justice and they will not be able to create anything anymore because of how traumatized this judicial hell and incarceration got them
15:00 "remember what happened in the end" Dude build a robo-gun,visited his wife for the last time, killed some nazis with said robogun. He saved his friend,went to a methlab and fucking died. That's the way to go.
2:02 I had this happen once, we were going over examples of primary and secondary sources, and we after we all examined them we would go over each by standing on opposite sides of the room. Side near the teacher's desk if you think it's primary, and the side by the door if you think it's secondary. The source happened to be political cartoons, everyone else stood by the door while I stood by the teacher's desk, we then each argued our side for why we made our decision, and I was correct! After this I just stood there for a few seconds, MENACINGLY.
The birthday song begin sung over and over again is actual hell, especially for me as a lil kid Because whenever it was my birthday when I was little and people sung happy birthday to me, I’d start crying right then and there
1:59 Actually happened to me once. The smart kid's answer was against mine so I thought I was actually incorrect, until the teacher told us the answer.
Some of these jokes are reoccurring, which shows how desperate Me_irl is for some attention, therefore making it so that they are doing their job and becoming “Me Irl”
