r/Murderedbywords | goated with the sauce 

The worst part about participation trophies is that many who got them hated them. It feels so condescending.

If you're gonna put children in a place for 8 hours a day five days a week, you gotta feed them. Daycares do this. Many jobs do this. PRISONS do this. I don't understand what's so wrong with letting kids EAT.

If kids have to be in school, the state has to feed them!! That is one sign of a civilized country! Feed the kids, goddammit!!

7:00 i love how merriam webster can simply say “No.” and still make it onto murderedbywords

Who thinks Emkay should start their own cheese company

10:21-10:46 Agreed! If you need time off work(paid or not) don't worry about how your coworkers are gonna get thu the day(s). Workload management is literally your boss's job not yours.

A note to people doing math on twitter: dividing billions by billions will NOT result in an answer which is in the billions

As a young adult who recently got a job... I wanna break every single bone of that person who thinks young people shouldn't take PTO.

"it will probably be illegal to even say I'm gay" Wtf? It's Canada, not Russia! Canada is probably one of the best countries for LGBT+ rights

Grady Booch is a legit software engineer who developed the shit he says he does. Google backed me up on that one(I just had to check the legitimacy since you never know with Twitter)

I think that everyone can agree that local accents shouldn't be treated like they're people just mispronouncing things, and that country standards shouldn't be treated like local accents too. Language changes all the time, there will never be a universal standard.

"Variations of languages cannot exist" *sips tea in being in a country that literally has 3 variants of its own language*

Child of the 80's and a teen in the 90's here and this needs to be said; we got participation trophies even back then, we talked back to our parents, and we got into all kinds of similar shenanigans back then, we just had different technology. People my age need to stop pretending we weren't shitbags.

The bar tweet got me. I was on Gary's side. I needed a bit of a lot over a minute to get that it's "She went and was there by herself" and not "She was the only one at the bar". When I go to the bar and am "alone": It's a empty bar with staff hanging around.

"Don't ever comment on my status telling me that I am wrong ever again" A majority of Twitter users in a nutshell.

1:19 They once stole a homeless man's dog clearly against the dog's will AND the man's. I _WISH_ I could go all vigilante against them. You don't mess with dogs.

As far as the 'toughest sports' argument, there are many meanings of 'toughest' in this context. I think the second person was referring to the likelihood that the player would sustain a lifelong injury from while the first person was referring to the physical endurance needed for the sport. Both of them had a valid point.

As someone who was reprimanded for pointing out that participation trophies were pointless (as I was receiving one), I have to say it's damn stupid.

As an ex girl(I'm not a girl anymore), I can confirm that part of the process of transitioning was indeed the addition of ankles. Huh I guess you guys like ex-girl then-

As an Australian I can say that we need the spiders They're the main soldiers in our military. Every other human soldier is trained and prepared to become a jockey for a MASSIVE spider Imagine every scene with Shelob in LoTR Except there's a man on the back with a beer, saddled on a lawn chair and screaming "C*NT'S F--KED" as he rides into battle

“Goated with the sauce” -Not- me having flashbacks of a certain streamer/youtuber who kept saying a very specific sentence for a whole vlog be like: please don’t do this to me again-

6:58 Technically speaking, all humans are native to africa, so maybe we should stop fucking up the place.

10:19 If you are legally allowed to take the PAID TIME OFF (as long as you don't tell them on very short notice, say, an hour before the next staff schedule deadline which can in some cases take too long to register in the system), absolutely take that PTO! If there is the whole concept of PTO implemented legally, a worker shouldn't have to worry in the slightest about "poor coworkers left alone" or whatnot.

4:45 fun fact: the zee/zed difference wasn't standard in England until relatively recently (i.e. post-revolution), so "zee" was also formerly common in British English. same with the word "soccer", which is also of British origin. as with most of the worlds problems, they are caused by the British, who then complain about it (ex. instability in the middle east, Brexit, immigration from places like India and Pakistan, the fact that most of the world hates them, etc)

5:25 I’ve had quite a few people ask me this (since I am Canadian): to be clear in Canada there is no law that says “you cannot be gay or have homosexual relations” and if I’m not mistaken this should be country wide as our current prime minister Justin Trudeau, has spoke out about the LGBTQ+ community and has stated only positive things about the community I have no idea where people get the idea of “Canada hates gay people” comes from but hey we welcome everyone with open arms

The fact that the "salty and bitter" reply came from a RWBY fan account and is actually in character for Qrow is goddamn hilarious

5:00 gay dude says “it’ll probably be illegal to even say I’m gay, let alone being involved in any homosexual activities” meanwhile he’s talking about CANADA, the most gay friendly country in the world. I know the post was made ten years ago but same sex marriage has been legal there since 2005. Man really didn’t do his research

4:44 I'm an American, and I pronounce it "zed" because I have a speech impediment. That way people can tell whether I'm saying C or Z.

As an Aussie, they was once a funnel web ‘hut’ next to our classroom, a couple of kids decided to throw sticks at it, it shot venom at them and one of them went to hospital.

As someone with 13 siblings, I can confirm 8yos are vile out of nowhere sometimes lmao

I feel like a fur coat with fake blood stains would look badass and not send a message about killing animals.

11:36 This actually cured my asthma, I figured out I could have just breathed this whole time.

I love the sound effect for the censor in this vid especially, because when Robin insults someone, it comes across like he's slaying them with a verbal lightsaber

Mehmet Oz is a real doctor - in fact, he is an incredibly skilled cardiothoracic surgeon and quite possibly the best in the world at what he does. He's just also a grifter.

The worst way to respond to "I love you " is saying "thank you " in response

16:19 I choose to read this as Justin accidentally implying that Musk's hyperloop will end up abandoned, frequented only by randos using DIY rail carts.

The guy fucking obliterated Tiffany and end with “God bless” that man should be feared

9th time (I think but I can't count past 4) asking: get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeingdudes together

11:48 god...for the record, the guy getting the cities wrong was running to become our countries premier. saint john and halifax aren't even in the same province.

6:20 I never liked participation trophies. Felt like they were just rubbing in the fact I didn't do well enough to get an actual trophy-

"Girls always be talking about period pains but have you ever rolled your ankle over like thi-" Me: I'm gonna stop you right there

7:00 Idk why but I love how whoever runs the M-W account just couldn't be bothered to elaborate. Just, "No."

7:09 it's still impressive how they managed to make such a well fitting acronym for an old word.

A non practicing doctor is still a doctor. It's a title, not just a position, you can get doctorates in things that dont have a practicing position by the same name too.

Roast me all you want, but what is the joke at 15:40? My two brain cells are overclocked and fried trying to understand that one.

Hey look it’s DJ PEACH COBBLER in the thumbnail

That PTO one hits hard.. can't help that I'm sick and can't stand without wanting to puke my guts up from some stomach bug that's been festering for over a week.. and yet I still try to come in even if it means I'm giving up my comfort and healing process speed just to help turn a profit... I dont know what you're talking about, I'm not projecting my current workplace issues -_-

DANG! dont you just hate it when the astral realm finds out you've broken the 7th law of destiny and takes you somewhere else but due to your higher being you project yourself into the astral being control center and drive yourself into your basement? wow, just so painful...

For the life of me I have no idea who told people the Earth can't move an inch without catching fire or freezing over. And to respond to Emkay, I grew up LDS (it is not called mormon) and no one ever taught me that.

Whoever roasted Cobbler in the thumbnail, I am expecting for them to cease to exist within the next week

At 3:45 you can hear Robin's "faked" voice show up but he fades it out when it gets good

4:15 I'm sorry but that says "bommer bubble" XDDD

14:20: DUNK ON THEM UNCLE QROW! YEAH!!!

4:09 the part where its just ed sheeran as a contribution is the best

06:55 >Native Americans are native to America. >Native Americans crossed the Ice Age Land Bridge from Asia 10,000 years ago. *Pick one. They can't both be true.*

There's a really cool spider called the Silkhedge spider. It lays one to two eggs then builds a silk tower for it, then builds a silk fence around the tower. Then it goes to a different location and does the same thing.

2:03 I have rolled my ankle like that, and I experience no negative feelings. Hyper mobility for the win! Woo!

9:40 jesus it's always the factories man. Well now I'm just gonna drink coke.

10:46 - It goes double if your manager expects *_you_* to find someone to cover your shift if you're sick. You shouldn't have to start your recovery period doing their job for them.

16:40 somebody on a discord server I'm in responded to this with "Maybe you should identify as Actually/Funny and get some better f*cking jokes"

3:18 Yeah im gonna say bye bye to my lungs now

2:25 I paused the video, stopped breathing, and my face was stuck like this: 😃 for about 2 minutes

1:59 calm down, steve. it's not real.

I love how the murdering delivered to DJ Peach Cobbler was used as the thumbnail

9:53 Damn I feel bad for that guy,who in their right mind does that >:/

You guys should make a livestream where you read suggested subreddits

10:20 I agree with both parts about PTO. It's called being considerate. Don't take off at the busiest week of the year for no reason.

15:45 this is why, whenever I see an email that says “do not reply to this email” I go out of my way to do so

Dr. Emkay having the best views on linguistic prescriptivism

14:28 took me a moment to notice the second person's account name is DRUNKLE QROW. Which makes sense, since they're talking about alcohol lol.

3:12 YOU 👏🏼 GUYS 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 PAYING 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 LUNCH 👏🏼

11:45 As someone from Saint John, New Brunswick, I can confirm those pics are of my city. I can also confirm that we are often ignored/forgotten in favour of places like Halifax. But both are awesome, so you should visit!

10:04 can confirm, you actually did say that correctly

6:53 Technically, they did migrate from Asia the last time the Bering Straight was above water. But, technically, they migrated to Asia from Africa or the Middle East or some other part of Asia in that region. The point is, who cares who was there first, all humans started in the same general area, and moved outward. All that really matters is who is presently in the space, and whether they are being a problem.

11:45 As a Canadian that lives less than a 30 minute drive from Halifax, that one got a laugh out of me.

No, he is not wrong. Native Americans are not native to the Americas. They are native to Asia. They migrated here just like everyone else, they just did it a bit sooner.

9:01 I don’t know weather to laugh or feel pity for the husband

I would like to add an addendum to the pto one: Saying "sometimes you shouldn't take pto" is one side of the spectrum, but just taking off anytime and saying screw it to your boss is the other. Not bc you should care about your employer, but bc it hurts your coworkers. There is a middle guys. Now, my advice is for certain jobs, but depending on your job, it might not apply. But its good to keep in mind. 1) try and schedule off well in advance. Obviously, this isn't always possible. But try and schedule as far in advance as you can. This gives your employer enough time to plan for your absence. 2) At my job, we're assigned drawings to work sometimes weeks in advance. There's also a scheduler. Whenever I plan to go on vacation, I inform the scheduler and remind my bosses in the two weeks leading up to my vacation time. This gives the scheduler enough time to reassign the work for the week of my vacation and my supervisors can assist her. I also try not to leave any work done that will have to be picked up by my coworkers during my absence. Im not doing this for my employer or my bosses. Im doing this bc I respect my coworkers, who also have already full schedules.

3:17 People who say kids dont deserve food have a purpose! They are the food.

That asthma joke had me rolling I’m a chronic asthmatic I LOVE that bit where robin went British about Margret thstcher I wish robin would do that with my twitter

Regarding the thumbnail, leave my man DJ peach cobbler alone. He's dealing with the voices as best he can.

8:23 THIS GUY is a CEO of Rational Software, corporation sold in 1994 for equivalent of today’s US$3.1 billion to IBM, developed Booch method(search in wiki) and together with Ivar Jacobson and James Rumbaugh developed Unified Modeling Language (UML) I’m genuinely surprised guy have time to post in tweeter

11:38 “woody, get up! There’s a life out there to enjoy! so, enjoy it!”

I don't know what it is, but there's just something comical about giving everyone on earth $5.

17:23 - Adam, you absolute fucking legend!

13:15, even though this is perfectly correct, it just irks me that the guy switches from kilometres to miles in the middle of his argument.

I applaud you for actually pronouncing Porsche right, thank you good sir

A 'Doctor' is a title you get from completing certain academic courses. Both Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are doctors. Also hat weird superiority europeans have is fascinating and apparently a very sore spot if you go around asking about it.

1:27 in virginia alonne, from the second half of 1998 to 2021, out of the 52,092 non spay/neuter animals PETA recived, 83% were killed. Thats 43,238.

You know what really pisses me off? Adams City High School was on the news because “We’re starving”. As a former student of the school, I can confirm that prior to this every kid was entitled to one free meal. She complained that they close before feeding everyone and she did take video of them closing shop as well as empty vending machines. The best part is, she had lunch A and I had lunch B. I never had to miss a lunch because they “ran out of food”. You could make the point that they close early to make sure they have enough meals for b, but they had enough lunches to feed everyone. I’m not sure what happened after this as Covid hit so we went fully online.

The fact that the nick of that guy ranting about PTO is "@privilegelog" and his profile picture is Scrooge McDuck using a bill to light up his cigar is just the icing on the cake *chef kiss*

´variations of languages dont exist´ Speakers of Austrian German *Sweats profusely*

0:28 - Hmmmmm. I guess this exchange illustrates why you should check that your post is based on reality rather than that really vivid dream you had last night.

Damn ive never been this early. Amazing as always Emkay

It's always funny when Brits go after America for having their own version of English when there's Australia, Canada, and The Bahamas, and most likely more.

We do have ankles. We just rarely have that moment where the leg is having a crisis and step in the wrong way

4:30 American: **asks a simple question about regional differences** British: **casual blatant racism** Isn't this subreddit wonderful?

Just out of curiosity, have you ever looked at r/exmormon? I found it on accident and the community is pretty cool. Mostly just bashing against the church's ideals and things, but the people are cool

"Zee" is objectively better than "Zed" because the only consonant it contains is the one it is the name of, without that distraction in there. The only other consonants that have other consonants in the name are 'H' and 'W'. Saying "Aich" at least uses the letter in one of its uses, some people say "Haich", which sounds odd to me, but honestly more reasonable. And I think 'W' should be considered a vowel (it's literally in the name). And 'Y' is always a vowel, not just "sometimes".

Austria, the place where we have a healthcare system that doesn't send us into poverty for a broken leg. Where we have a pension system that allows us to stop working at 65 and still get money 14 TIMES A YEAR. Where we get paid 14 times a year too for working 12 months What? You think I'm going to break down just because one of the most notorious guys in history came from my country. My mother had to go through chemo that cost a total of over half a million euros. You know how much we paid? 0, nil, nada, nothing. Yeah when compared to americans I definitely feel like I've drawn the short straw.