r/Murderedbywords Someone Call the Cops! 

Hello, Police? I've just witnessed a murder

Hey look, it's me Very cool seeing me dunk on CNN in this

I used to work for BP. It's very taboo to mention the spill, and if you mention it among the higher ups, they will pretend it never happened.

Doctor: why is his arm broken Millennial: because of joe Doctor: who’s joe? Millennial: *anime dramatic eyeglasses push*

EA The company that will sell you an unfinished game, and never fix it.

In Canada you "can't" be drafted. But every time the government feels like it they just remove the law and boop! "conscripted". Happened during both WWI and WWII.

"He's the rear admiral afterall" When a sensible chuckle becomes inane giggle. Thank you for making me 12 again

Clarifying. Boomers were born from 1946-1964. So the forty year olds aren’t boomers. Those are called Gen X.

As a Canadian. Yes, we can be drafted. It happened in both world wars. It caused a HUGE issue in Quebec. It's just that Canada isn't involved in as many wars and don't need to draft soldiers. We actually turn away most military applications. It is an honour to be allowed to serve in our military, not just another career here.

I really do hate when people act like people my age are spoiled. Most of us aren't, and while I was.. I didn't choose to be, and now that I'm an adult.. I want to make my own money.

I remember this: “Dad, why don’t you go to BP often?” “Because they dumped oil into the Gulf of Mexico.” “Oh.”

"Terry Crews" "on my knees" Let's just say i had to rewind real quick

Actually, all of the oil has either been cleaned or has broken down and dispersed into the ocean, there are ecosystems still recovering from the aftermath and some that will likely never recover, but there is nothing left to clean up.

A quick point, the Stefan Molneux tweet where he says "Ladies. You can't be drafted. Sit down when war is discussed." was a jab at feminists who say men have no right to talk about abortions and reproductive rights.

Ok, ok... the whole Top Gear debacle was pretty crazy, but if I remember correctly, it was the producer who escalated the situation in the first place. Anyway, it really didn’t damage his reputation, and now all three hosts are doing well with Amazon while the BBC is going through producers faster than toilet paper in a public restroom.

"Posted by CNN-" *say no more.*

7:58 Them: You can call us females! Ironman: Cant spell female without male!

1:04 BREAKING NEWS Rslash solves poverty worldwide “Wait what?” Says Bill Gates

4:42 Thanks to whoever stood up to Native Americans. I'm Native American and it made my day to see people actually know what my people went thorough.

R/slash: _"now those men call me, _*_'kernel'_* Me: *looks at popcorn* uh oh...

What? We've progressed from passionate hugging to banging?!😱

Ea the only game company that sells you a base game with hardly anything in it and then makes you buy a 30$ DLC

Even if the guy were a US citizen, he's too old to be drafted.

4:34 I live near a Native American Reservation, and have delivered there quite often. IDK about others, but the ones that live there are NOT living in poverty. In fact, even the “poor” part of that area has houses that are bigger than my own. The houses are just not as clean looking as the others. I don’t think “rundown” is the right term, but it’s the only one that comes to mind. The people living there are probably some of the wealthiest in my area. Though I suppose that it’s possible they might not be living such lives if it weren’t for the casino on the Reservation. I don’t honestly know, but I’m open to learning more from people who are more educated on the matter

Jeremy clarkson is a lovable bafoon, but he got fired for beating the producer that had an affair with his wife and brought it up during an argument they were having on set. Leave Clarkson alone!

There’s definitely a reason CNN stands for “creative” news network...

I didn't hit the like button. "Police, there's been a murder!"

“He’s driving down country lanes at 120 mph.” (Sonics schoolhouse intensifies)

"Call us ladies, we won't mind." Straight up untrue, I had a university professor correct students whenever they used the word "lady" because it had sexist implications.

LOL that "Bus Analogy" is that a real thing do people try to use that ? ok how about this, the last driver stuck a brick on the accelerator and jumped off before letting the new driver aboard, leaving the next driver to rush to catch it and to try and slow it down before it ploughs through everyones front garden at 120 mph and destroys everything......

Even my boomer mom hates other boomers because of the entitlement of a lot of them and them just being so far removed from reality now.

The guy talking about the draft was drawing a parallel to how stupid the argument that men can't have opinions about abortion is. The woman who replied to him didn't prove him wrong, though Women still can't get drafted.

When I read the Terry Crews post, I thought the “ Uhh NO “ sounded like his “ OH NOOOOOOO “ in the old spice commercials

I heard the baby boomers one and realized that my grandparents are trying to sell their massive house for way too much. My mum now thinks I'm nuts from all the laughter.

The doctor and Psych prof. One is a huge eyeopener

7:14 SUNY (or often pronounced as soo-nee in-state NY State): State University of New York, meaning this guy is the Department Chair of a state university, not a private university.

Here's a better Brexit analogy A family with 5 kids asks the kids, "for our family holiday shall we go back to Disneyland or go to Universal?" Universal wins 3-2. However, Disney kids, posing as the parents, call the booking agent and cancel the holiday, and book with Disney anyway. Mum, the soft one, seems cool with this and is willing to just back down to the demands of the unruly Disney kids, but Dad is pissed, so he takes charge of the holiday situation, rebooking the holiday to Universal, as was agreed. Disney kids completely lose their minds at this point, and decide they'd rather rip up the plane tickets, slash the tyres of the car, and when that still doesn't work, they call in a bomb threat to Universal so the entire place gets shut down. The family hasn't been on holiday for 3 years.

9:53 damn, there’s no coming back from that

That bus analogy in the Boris story is so detached from reality it's not even funny. A more apt one would be that the third driver takes over and before he can start the engine, the company he works for demands he drives blindfolded, his hand tied behind his back and drive on a route that is a round trip back to the station without even coming close to the destination the passengers wanted to go towards. To add insult to injury, the company gets furious at the driver for not driving properly when they are the ones causing the problem in the first place. As for the Clarkson bit, I have to admit, the dumbass has a point. Greta should go back to school.

This is one of my favorite subreddits together with Maliciouscompliance and Nuclearrevenge

Your voice and way you read is really nice. I just tried other channel as there was no new video. Tried. But his voice was not as pleasant and he read it bit too quickly.

That Native American meme is not true. I’m part-Native American, and I don’t live in poverty. I deliberately r/woooosh'd myself

Thank you for not cussing me and my grandmother like your videos it's nice to have something to watch with her

Can you do some tree law soon

The EA one caught me off guard. I had to pause to laugh lol

Me: you here what joe did My mom: wait whose joe Me: -ok boomer-

Gosh just leave politics out of it, rSlash!!

I understood the bus analogy to the last part. When has Boris actually caused any problems? A better way of saying it would be your in a bus trip in Shrewsbury. This bus only has enough fuel to either reach a London stop or a Yorkshire stop and cant refuel at any point. To decide where to go the driver asks the psssengers. 17 out of 30 people want to go to London. The bus driver, not happy with the result, leaves and calls in another driver to do it instead. This bus driver reluctantly says "Ok, ill drive us to London, but all of you who want that: i might ask you the same question later". This driver gets about a quarter of the way through and starts going round in circles because 1 person said its impossible to go to London because there are no roads that lead there. After driving around aimlessly for 3 years, the driver gets off and and a passenger who is a qualified driver gets into the seat. Suddenly the angry passenger who insisted its impossible to go to London takes the key out of the ignition and wont let go. 20 of the remaining passengers tell him to give the key back to the driver. The journey continues but every time the bus comes to a sign, the angry passenger stops the bus takes out a paintbrush and paints the word "stop" on one of the signs. When the bus driver ignores these fake signs the angry passengers claim he is breaking the law and should be removed. This is the point we are at now. Long rant but... Im not wrong.

Last time I was this early, I didn’t know what a “Karen” type was

now they call me colonel, because I sit in an office all day because they don't want me on the field

Some of these, all I can think is "Sometimes a hypocrite is just a man in the process if change."

OMG That last one made me laugh for like a minute straight

Man, who knew Terry Crews could be such a savage?

As a native American at 4:50 that hit me hard

AdvertiSEMENts OH MY GOD This takes the phrase 'sex sells'to a whole other level

Not every native tribe is struggling or in poverty, My tribe is currently building their second casino and will be one of the largest in Washington state. Also able to support every tribal member to an extent that they can live decently comfortable lives without to much of a struggle and have far better hunting and fishing rights then most people. Not every tribe was blessed like mine and I do wish them the best and my tribe doesn’t sit idly by either. They do help those tribes that struggle.

Fight For Freedom 🌂Stand with Hong Kong 🇭🇰

I just can't help but appreciate the irony that is a Rear Admiral from the Coast Guard being the person that shoplifts sex toys.

Ah, yes, Beto O'Rourke, the man who literally said "F*** yeah, we're gonna take your guns" is sane.

6:30 that’s exactly how I feel. Who made all those tv shows to teach kids things like respect, gender equality, being eco friendly and how to treat people of other ethnicities? Who taught us these lessons in schools? Baby boomers. Then they turn around and try to shut us up when we want to change the world.

In the doctor's office and catching this early!!! Woot!

Hi, a Canadian here, Canada has a Emergencies Act act which instates a draft when needed... we do have a draft, but that act, which is only to be used when in dire situations and needs approval from Parliament to go into effect. we do have a draft and we can be drafted, thank you for not taking the time to properly fact check that though. we had a draft in ww1,and ww2 under the War Measures act to though. when the word Conscription is said that is what is meant. once again though, this is not a thing that can easily happen, there needs to be a real threat to life, library and the security of the common man to enjoy those in our create white norther country.

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Drafts have to be voted by parliament in Canada, but they do exist. We've had drafts in the first and second World Wars. The high enrollment rate in WW1 is one of the main reason England gave Canada's parliament the mandate to rapatriate the constitution to lose it's dominion status and become a free Nation.

8:35 actually unless they are saying your name, you will be called ma'am. Cause you're an officer.

Hey rSlash... i have a story that has been told to me for many years about something my grandfather (who sadly passed away before i was born) said: He used to work in an office for an oil refinery, and during lunch breaks ther would be an old lady with a cart that had all kinds of drinks and snacks (coffee, tea, etc..) for lunch and asks to everyone she comes across what they want to drink, my grandpa asked fo "A tea with lemon", she responded with a snarl "I don't have any lemon!!" His reponse was "Then why don't you slice some from your face!".

Omg, so much of this I had already seen. Like the Greta Thunberg comment or the chain with Bill O’Reilly. I’m glad you’re covering these! Also, Stefan Molyneux is one of the weirdest people on the internet. He once bragged that women loved him, then replied to his own comment pretending to be a woman saying how much she loved him. If he was going to use a fake account, he forgot to log into it. 😂

Ambulance: guys, we had to come as quick as possible! We heard a person just got burned!

Us millenials should be more like boomers. Take a perfectly working economy and hand it over to megacorporations by deregulating everything.

I’m glad people get treated terribly for treating people terribly

The world is going to end in less than 12 years! LMAO 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9:16 is definitely eye opening. I started to realise awhile ago, that they're just sick people. I have severe depression and cant control my thoughts.. I bet some of them are just sick, too, and wish they could control their thoughts.

EA: this Me: how much do i have to pay to unlock this comment?

rSlash says - Why not buy money Someone is gonna be r/woooshed

"If Boomers don't like the way millennial turned out, then why did their generation raise millennial to be the way they are?" They...didn't? We were raised by Generation X. Baby Boomer, as a term, is supposed to actually mean something specific. Not, "literally anyone older than me."

Lewis not letting anything slide. It truly is No Slide Season!

are you sure this is r/murderedbywords? This feels more like r/politics

I love the phrase "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" because of how it's misused. Think about that phrase literally and then what it is used as. You physically can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps, a kind of ironic phrase turn serious description.

Yay! One from Francis O'Rourke! I'm still waiting for him to come take my weapons.

Lol that WSJ article was basically, "Ruling class spends billions a year to crush competition in their industries, now angry that there aren't enough wealthy people in the world to buy their mansions."

6:28 You know... I was just joking with someone about the fact that for some reason everyone seems to forget Gen X exists. Boomers didn't raise millennials lmfao

Ahhhhh shitpits breaking is one of the most frustrating things to deal with, cost so much money to fix

rSlash is incredibly entertaining But clueless in politics

That bus analogy was frankly insultingly ridiculous.

CNN: Literally one of the worst things to ever happen to American Journalism, right after Fox news.

the anne frank vs apple posting. sheer violence.

3 views, 9 comments, 11 likes. rSlash’s videos are so good they literally bend time

Person: Hey, Wheres this Place? Person 2: Up your Butt Person: Well it Seems I Got Laid Before You Person 2: *o h C r a p*

Murdered by Words is just too political for me.

if banning the hearthstone player had nothing to do with their political views, then what DID it have to do with? because i don't think anyone else sees anything different.

Meh, from my American understanding, that isn't a very good analogy of Brexit. I think the movie speed kinda make more sense if you wanna use analogies, where the EU is basically holding britain hostage until they either jump off the bus, or just do what the EU wants them to do (which is stay in EU)

EA: games Anonymous: how much will it cost to unlock the rest of this tweet? EA: ... Listen hear you little shit.

yea, i never realize how much work Slash must go through to upload literally every day

Good on the Colonel of the USAF for saying that lol

I live within 5 miles of a "native american" reservation. They are some of the richest people in the county, and that is saying allot because allot of wealthy people retire and move here from their high paying jobs in the city. There are also allot of indians that don't even have to work because they can live off of the money that the tribe gives them from the casino income. There were allot of indians that died from disease brought to the country by Europeans. There were also allot of indians that died from...you know killing each other, and being enslaved by the neighboring tribes. There isn't a person alive that doesn't have ancestors that committed some form "horrific" atrocity. Get over yourselves.

So, I went searching for that Terry Crews tweet, and the girl is so PISSED for being called out. It's so fucking funny! 😂😂

Clarkson is a Legend and some people need a good slap :)

That bus analogy is fucking brilliant 😂😂. That’s exactly what is going on in my country right now.

Rename the title of this video “Okay Boomer”

I find it funny because considering without our military we could all be speaking German