r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [8] 

Psychedelic Peach General rule: the louder someone says they act/believe, the less they really do.

ShiningDialga exactly

Psychedelic Peach aka irony/hypocrisy

Your profile looks like a fat llama and its great

Wamen

Didn't you know? Not actively resisting someone means consenting to anything they might do to you.

Aventuro *not actively aggressively and with a lawyer and the court already on your side. Otherwise it doesn’t count, obviously.

Girl: "Excuse me sir, do you have the time?" Nice guy, in front of a judge 2 weeks later: "ShE wAs LeAdInG mE oN"

Black Tea Widow r/woooosh

Insert that one butterfly meme

That entire statement is r/Niceguys and r/Neckbeards summarized

I think that one was facetious, but you never know these days

@@crittermoded i wish, but that screenshot was taken a while before the gentleman gamer thing was popular

What an absolute gentleman. They don't make them like they used to

TIL a true gentlemen is someone who brutally murders any man who irritates him

They're the pits 😂

I like peaches, but not if they're rotten.

@@zacheryfrance6234 What?

@@mask938 i had a very rough fever last night and have absolutely no memory of typing this.

@@zacheryfrance6234 I've never heard of a fever making someone type the letter 'w' a million times in multiple separate replies.

they just tryna exist out here

Girl: I really don't.. Nice guy: hawhawhaw of course you do my dear, why else would you exist?

Girl: *Breathes* Nice guy: HeLlO mY LaDy

Girl: hi Nice guy: do you wanna go out Girl : no Nice guy : but you said hi you price of crap nobody will ever love like I would I’m nice and better then anyone ever

*"She _should_ want me"

Telentropy X right? I feel like you only absolutely need to say you’re nice is if something you say is taken out of context and comes off as extremely rude.

Im a guy who is *nice* at being *bad* ...does that count?

Well I’m a massive cunt. Do you trust me?

Best way to know if someone is a nice person is to put an animal between them and you, if they pick the animal then they're either a nice person or a furry

Telentropy X same when people claim to be modest

Comments like this are how I remember which of these videos have my favorite jokes.

Time stamp?

Contra Fell no

@@contrafell3969 3:13

@@seanlambe9532 thanks

His character breaks are the absolute cutest

Going by that logic, every relationship that has ended has been someone leading someone on. Things change lol. Just because you thought you wanted/liked them at one time doesn't mean you're tied to them forever. Giving someone a chance and realizing they're not for you is literally the foundation of dating 😂

Idk if you're being sarcastic though because my sarcasm font is broken.

Zavendea There is no middle ground for them.

That's why there is no winning with niceguys

Well it's always a 'middle ground' when someone actually does it though, no one wants to be known as the guy/girl that let someone on... It's a bad rap. So yes there's no middle ground for nice guys/girls but everyone that lead someone on will always have a readily prepared excuse. Moral of the story, People suck.

why? did someone give you a bath?

@@mrkiky omg

O O F

Literally 😂😂

That was so goddamn funny 😂

Wow, it’s almost as if that’s the premise of the entire subreddit.

Emad Ahmed Most girls act nice with "nice guys" because creepy guys are scary. See r/nicegirls and figure how way more messages are more aggressive.

@Emad Ahmed Not sure what's your point. My point is that girls getting creepy messages from "nice guys" will probably act nice out of fear, which means it's more often double the harm, while guys getting creepy messages from "nice girls" can (often, not always) more easily laugh it off or be assertive.

@Emad Ahmed That's not how fear works... Being insulted by someone who is very clearly mentally unstable doesn't exactly feel safe. Most people can't be sure they are untraceable, and even then, just having to read insults being thrown at you feels bad. Just ask any girl who had to handle these nutjobs. I do know a couple of them who had to since they opened their facebooks (being 15/16 at that time).

@@ekki1993 Can confirm. It's usually fear or naivety. I've dealt with a couple creeps myself and I'm only in high school;;

@@NT-sx2bd Its the text version of mockingly imitating/mimicking someone. They weren't trying to be funny.

This reply section is so.... RU-vid

To the Nice guy: but if you were a minor, what would you do?

@@porygone-s why u gay?

Read "People exist and that makes me sad" and ya know... I feel that too

😂😂😂

female: **insert thorough explanation of how they feel and they clearly meant no other feelings than platonically** nice guy: *im so NICE that i cant believe you wont give me a chance to fuck you even though you gave me basic manners!!1!1 **_SO FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOUR FIRST BORN DROWNS IN HELL_** i guess nice guys finish last*

Sleep on the couch

WelloBello don’t mo’lest m’’lady 😂

moe lester

Is there a Mr. Lester there? First name Moe?

@@robloxbloke258 no but there is a pete ophile

@@smallshrimpin6939 are we reading the same thing? Hes talking about how men shouldn't expect sex for doing nothing, how does that make him a simp? I swear you dont even understand the meaning of simp

Not Claptrap sorry wrong book oops

I was talking about Greg heffley. Now HE is a simp

I'd say taking almost any quote of Don Quixote himself and posting it as some sort of enlightened truth is hilarious considering the character was pretty much the personification of self-entitled assholes with illusions of grandeur and the authors whipping boy.

I want to read it now, to see exactly what it says about nice guys

EDIT: I forgot to mention he apparently also had a baby with his wife. And hes a "proud father and husband" in every bio of every social (i keep him blocked everywhere, of course) but every few months or so I happen to see him online 24/7 on Plenty Of Fish everytime i download it and use it, again describing himself as the nicest guy whos romantic, sweet and not at all after "netflix and chill" (ofc not mentioning the wife and child and the fact that hes a thief, and total psychopath with anger issues)

Marry him?

Wow... thats...wow. yikes

Report him to the police (since he is using your money without permission) And probably try to message his wife proof of his cheating (if he even really has one) In case he tries to bother you again. (Please) Don't let him get away with this bs next time! :)

what a failed marriage

Quessix he's not wrong tho

EpicMusic470 Are you a nice guy? There's this smelly smell.

*_NORMIE ALERT GOES OFF_*

It's almost lice it's *IRONIC*

"ARe yOU nIcE gUy?"

🎵I love this song!🎶

YES

I honestly laughed at that part.

_Humor.jpg_

WHAT A *_BOP_*

yeah tbh lol

I love peaches and I KNOW A GOOD PEACH WHEN I SEE IT

The whole entire state of Georgia felt that.

“You’re as pure as a peach and as nice and as neat - As fine and as fair and as swell and as sweet, As soft and as smooth and as cool and as cute!” She smiled at him gently. “It’s just... I hate fruit.”

I actually like peaches. You're just a rotten one, mate. -to that nice guy

i feel like the only exception here is maybe changing their top if they spilled something on it and even then that breaches the point of sketchy. but undressing them without their consent is _so_ gross i feel my skin crawling just thinking about it

@Don K no not really, it's kind of an unnerving thing. even if it was someone i trusted, even if it was a _family member,_ i wouldn't really like them undressing me under any circumstances; i'll gladly sleep in my bed with my outfit soaked in alcohol, thank you very much.

dylxn grxce it’s almost as if they were made for each other

a nice guy and nice girl would have an interesting conversation

RelicNLimbo "Nobody likes me!" "Me neither!" "Nobody wants to have sex with me!" "With me neither!" "I am so unhappy and sad that nobody can be with me" "Ughhh SAAAMEEE!!" "..." "..." "Are you thinking the same thing I do?" "Probably; what do you think?" "WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LOVE ME?!" "YEAAAH RIGHTT!!!!" "Its like we were made for each other!" In unison. "..." "..." "Yeaaaah....youre not my type tho." "Yeaaaaah; I also am into more...you know; more *beautiful* people; totally not being superficial here." "Absolutely! I aswell never grasp out of my league; and I dont...I mean; we can't be together because of that!' *Sounds of agreement in stereo* "Bye." "Bye." After a while; faintly in the distance; from two different sides "WHY AM I SO LONELY?? WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME AAAAAAAGHHH"

BASICALLY XD

Felsbrocken 👌👌💯

When you say you're fine but you're not

Can I be your bro?

I’ll be your bro

I have plenty of hoes. I'm a farmer.

Most of the time . People who owned hoes have a rack too . I mean rake .

IKR! Don Quixote fought windmills LOL. It's hilarious that nice guys quote him unknowingly know that Don was a bit coo coo 😂

Well... That's fittin

@@blehbloop6584 fucking windmills xd

@@blehbloop6584 Those windmills had it coming

Those windmills had it coming. Especially Ole Jerry. Steals my sunshine and thinks he can get away with it, I'll send the windmill-whacker after him.

Yesssss he's the only entertaining one to me that I could watch the same video all day edit: whoever tf just liked my comment good on you for watching old SorrowTV videos instead of OzMedia or someone else

@Beckett Hofkins I'm not disrespecting him at all I just say he uploads more

@Beckett Hofkins new upload from Sorrow soon btw according to his Twitter

@Beckett Hofkins ikr

MKMingKaster is up there

Heather Johnson You sick fuck!

Glitch it's a quote from the video stfu

Lavender Babies thank you!! 🙏

Glitch How dare you call this beautiful woman a "sick fuck". Nice guys such as myself would never condone such hurtful language especially when towards a woman. Heather if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, call me and I'll make sure to give you such a good bath, you *will never breathe again*

+Xavier L Yes take her ~ b r e a t h a w a y ~

Oh I'm still singing it to myself

get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down till the bubbles stop

3:33

The population has grown so much that this is practically a common occurrence. A lot of things are more common due to larger populations, which is weird... Shouldn't the ratio stay the same or lower? Society is funny

@@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 well, it's easier to stalk people now because of technology and social media

and theyre everywhere

Yup, this is considerably less funny and more dangerous in real life

Their heads are so far up their arses, they're BEYOND the help of therapy.

TurtleShroom Pft yeah sure it was because women don't want to have sex with murderous creeps.

nah fuck them. Let them live the single life

at least if they keep crippling themselves romantically and emotionally over and over again, they'll be wiped out of the gene pool.

They arent beyond therapy but yes you are correct they are seriously demented

Trey Atkins Oh, crap, they better not go into the oceans. I thought I was safe, surrounded by nothing but deep water and literal man-eating sharks! 😒

what me worry Lol. No problem

There has been queer people that refered to themselves as "Gaymer" for a long time.

I CAN'T. I CANT EVEN RN. FILL IN THE MISSING WORD WITH ANYTHING. I CANT DO IT RIGHT NOW. IM TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH THIS AMAZING BULLSHIT.

Sounds like cartman when he says the coon lol

it reminded me of Dexter from Dexter's Labratory.

Kayla Morgan Yes. Yes they did. What are they gonna do when they find out screen recording is a thing?

like, what were they even thinking? 'send them voice messages so they can't screenshot us harassing them'? what the fuck

DK Ghost they’ll send telegraphs

the counterpoint is to say you can't open voice messages, they just don't work for some reason

Smoke signals and morse code are a thing FYI ahahah

@Taylor Graham chill out

@Taylor Graham calm down Taylor this is a satire comment

That Will be 99 cents No no no let him speak

I didn’t get it tbh xP

@Taylor Graham woah

NOOOOTTTT NEEEEEEEE aim de dunny

Lmao

Tofu Kingpin i second this

don’t be a nice guy, don’t be a good guy, be a G O O D B O Y

nah nah nah. good g o y

Tofu Kingpin fuck tjat im Chad

Being a nice guy doesnt work with gays either. I tried

Jeeves Anthrozaur reported🙂

11

SirDuffet why?

The virus has mutated he's a "nice gay"!

10 feet

Being a furry is much worse than being a nice guy.

@@chuckb11 i... I am offended but I know its true

They're more common than you think

@Don K that's brilliant!

@Don K lmaoooo

But are the trans guys? I need to know this.

+Fish_Wwith_Flair OOF I hope so.

Casper Pluto Me too.

TurtleShroom oof rip me then

+TurtleShroom Hello, it is I, the trans guy whose comment you originally replied to. Maybe don't be an ass to trans people. We get enough shit as it is. Please and thank you.

YASSSSS

lmfao

Scrat got his nut though

@@dcollins8718 WAIT NO

@@dcollins8718 WHY CAN I HEAR IT

“I’m running of tissues”

Not really, he used his "beloved" as a mere prop to further his path as a self imagined medieval knight. Women do not play a meaningful role in his journey. He doesn't want sex, affection or companionship. He wants a damsel in distress to bootstrap a quest. I would label him as more of the original kid that thinks life is an RPG.

@@josebenardi1554 So he thought women have no agency and only exist as props to validate him as a man? That sounds like a Nice Guy to me.

"You should've just given him a CHYAAAAAAN..."

a reason I subscribed

ScoutKirby SLEEP ON THE COUCH

But they'll never understand what that even means...

@@AventuroPlays -sadly true

@@AventuroPlays - sadly true. They just want another chance to screw up differently - and there are so many options

@Don K no no, I think it’s important

And big shoes!

And your socks must be massive!

BIG IQ

Do you also have...long legs!

I have a huge penis.

“Get her undressed, give her a bath, hold her down ‘til the bubbles stop”

Molest her Molest her Molest her Molest her

What happened to this thread?

ddratty no need to share that bud.

“Euuu euuuu euuu HUEGH HUEAHGH!”-sorrowtv

Sociopaths are most likely to kill... And I doubt they would write messages like in this video. Sociopaths definitely aren't the 'nice guy' types - who are generally more likely to hurt themselves after a break up. If they were genuine nice guys then it doesn't make sense they'd kill anyone.

CommonSense81 I know it’s not a “one-size fits all” type of situation, but there are a lot of different ways these things can go. Either way, these things are funny and all, but it’s scary when you think of how these types of guys get to the point where they will do pretty much anything.

CommonSense81 The "nice guy" title is ironic because they call themselves that, but constantly insulting women for not acting exactly like they expect and wishing for them to go through awful shit is a mark of some degree of sociopathy. They are not nice by any strech of the word.

@@ekki1993 Oh sure you get covert psychos or borderlines who play the role of mr nice guy because they don't have the looks/personality/wealth/confidence to be a dominant type. But decent guys (the people I was referring to) generally get hurt and perhaps say emotional stuff afterwards which people tend to take out of context. If you don't get emotional after a girl cheats on you or discards you I'd personally say you'd be far more likely to have a possible personality disorder along with being potentially violent. It's similar to online comments, the types who write aggressive comments tend to be the least potent in real life. It's merely insecurity, frustration and low self confidence doing the talking.

@@VooDooMaGicMan81 We're talking about a specific type of guy, saying creepy shit to girls with which they clearly don't have proper intimacy to justify their behaviour (often inproperly, often with aggressive backlash). Most of the people on this video are doing harm and, while most probably need help, that's not an excuse to let them be if their decisions can hurt other people. Not sure what your rambling about being taken out of context, being cheated on or discarded have to do with anything. These people are being shitty with strangers or people who were very clearly on friendly relationships with them. If you had a shitty day, month, year or decade that's still not an excuse to be shitty to people who had nothing to do with it. You can defend an imaginary "nice guy" and project an imaginary "insecure aggressive guy" on the other side all you want, but that's the kind of shit most of these believe. They are being "nice" and people who "get girls" are "dumb and aggressive" and girls that don't recognise their "nice" behaviour are "bitches", which justifies their shitty behaviour which leads to them falling further into the "nice guy" spiral.

I like only one peach, and that is the princess from Super Mario. :-)

Oh baby I would treat you like a quuen and buy you all the peaches you want ☺☺

I.like peaches too. The fruit. There is no such thing as nice guys. At least, not ones who tell you they are.

The skin is awful though

😏🍺 Peaches are too fuzzy, Change my mind

Lol,maybe they will when they meet "nice girls".

x3 seal so they can probably kill or reject each other

Nah. They’re busy holding the door open. Might be a while XD

Nice guys don't even enter the race.

More like nice guys finish after .04 seconds

come on he apologized for telling her to commit suicide and calling her a cunt, give him a chance! i'm sure he's a nice guy! (god i hate myself)

I would be like this. *If I had feelings.*

But the guys who DO do that don't get screenshotted and shared all over the internet. Nobody would find that entertaining.

That would be normal, and the internet hates normal 😛

I met those guys... Yeah there are a lot of nice guys, but i had some guys who werent so instable and could take it. I was often so surprised, i wish i didnt turn them down lol

Anja Actually, the word you are thinking of is “unstable”. You sound really cool and hot though and should totally DM me. I’m not like other guys, I’ll totally treat you right 😘

Sruthi Not Shruthi I want this to be a plot to a show or something, “You killed my family! Prepare to be rejected!”

@@illusionaryheart3325 And the character's name should be... "Indigo Montoya"? Nah, not catchy enough; it'll never catch on. How about, "Indignant Mother"?

nice guy: but i said i was sorry :/

Which Ekta Kapoor drama is this

I take that back. I was a minor nice guy. Holy fuck these are some psychos.

At least you recognize your flaws and try to stop being that way. That’s great!

Good that you can admit it and move on.

His the OG

Indiegirl007 You don’t have to run from me, I’m not like the other douchebags in life I know how to treat a girl because I’m a gentleman.

Dolan *RUN*

Indiegirl007 don't listen to dolan , i am the one that is truthful and will treat you like a queen without abandoning you. no need to cry , with me you can feel comfortable now

I have sex on a regular basis.

This world's not made for you. Run, girl, run. They're trying to catch you.

Nah, it'd be "The War on Terror... 2!!!"

they turn down each other for different reasons. the nice girl says she wants a genuine relationship but she only wants sex, the nice guy says he want both but he just wants feet pics

Fire Of His Love lool yeah, through my fucking bones.

i've cringed so much during this video i feel my soul shattering

Calm down, Bruce Banner...

B Will *the devil shivers*

Wtf is your profile pic XD

Oh no... It's... An angry guy!

I'm just a person who's an asshole

Salem an odd yet apt analogy

Lokal Mage swimming in Puss dropping truthbombs right here.

That is the best analogy I have ever seen

Is that why "nice guys" often complain about getting catfished?

NICE

I heard the Pokemon music while reading this

He wasn't getting the attention he wanted from girls so he decided to switch to guys instead.

Wild MGTOW appears.

The lesbians aren't even safe

pocky in boots Lesbians were already attacked by the Nice Guys who think ‘I don’t like dick’ means ‘I don’t like like dick.... apart from yours ;)’

Or they can just write what they said. Like, they listen to the messages, take a screenshot, and write what they say on the post.

Nikki Chi IPhones have screen recording features now. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and on Whatsapp you can literally just send the voice messages you’ve received to anyone u want to. it’s even funnier that way

There are ways to dismantle and download the mp3. You just have to try.

Tsunahide Minamoto you can actually save voice messages

*Plague INC intensifies*

We are not safe anymore

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOU*

@@rngesus7641 some parts you said don't have any rhythm to em

@@norysmo You know I had to do it to em.

Mr. TeM oml nooooo

I don't like homosexuality but they don't deserve that

Justin Y. Former?

why are you everywhere fuck

Wew such fast response

Most guys are, but we thankfully realise that way of thinking is retarded and we proceed to self-heal.

Justin Y. Why the fuck are you everywhere

Lol.

Am I quuen too?

@@artyommakhno4622 Yes

Conner Hoyt yay

Like a quuen...like a Cuban sandwich!

CompareMe NOO

* You leave the Quiche on the ground and tell it you'll be right back.

EggAbyss like my slave lol

@@creepypato3984 But you never did. Now she's abandoned.

Oml lol

what does this supposed to mean? LOL 😂

"Ok, sorry."

True boyfriend material

Oh no

This comment has a... "Nice guy" 😱😱 the virus is spreading grrh uhhgg shit.. its aaarhhh... ...... I'm a nice guy but girls don't give me a chance... I guess nice guys always finish last

Chuseth OH NO

He's Spanish.

Wolfferoni. it always is.

I've had that experience with SootHouse.

Wolfferoni Rip, same

Don’t say that, the enemy is everywhere

Wolfferoni how is this funny? This is cringe

Her completely reasonable message where she tells a male friend whom she has been friends with for a while (it is heavily implied by her dialogue that they were already friends), that she never wants to talk to him again (as a friend, not just as his gf) because he confessed his undying love for her one night while drunk? That girl? Sorry man, but if you don't think telling a friend you don't want to be friends with them anymore because they said something while drunk isn't selfish, you've got a lot of waking up to do.... She definitely 100% did not have to date him, she could easily tell him it was out of place to dump all that heavy shit on her and yet then try to forgive him and still be his friend, or "low and behold" help his depression by talking empathically with him, you know, as his friend. His replies aren't even pushing for a date. He's overreacting and emotional, but he's trying to salvage their friendship, not a relationship. Nowhere in the convo is he yelling, "why won't you fuck me bitch?"..... but instead he's being more like "Why do you have to be so melodramatic and destroy an entire friendship over one sentence," or "Why? As my friend? Won't you help me when I need help?", the answer to which is she was never really his friend, he was only ever hers (and wasn't really hers, because crush, but meh). Just because you do mean things with a smile on your face, doesn't make you a nice person. P.S. It was also a private message, so she not only rejected him (whatever) then dumped him as a friend (true crime), but she then posted it on reddit.

Grimmsect because it's awkward to be around someone you know has feelings for you and not feeling the same way

Yeah that guy didn't act like an asshole at all, the girl did. He wanted more than a single message break up, that's all.

Ya they’re like exposing themselves

The lack of self-awareness is hilarious

I literally have to be careful on what I say about myself b e c a u s e of ‘nice guys/girls’. I told my friend once that I could meow like a cat and she doubted me. Three seconds later I actually did it.

Banana Tim I also freaked out my friend... Oops.

Banana Tim My friend doubted me cause I sounded like a nice guy, which was why I said that. And it’s also a little joke to how nice guys boast about dumb ‘accomplishments’ as if they’re proud of it lol. Juust to clear it up.

Melody Headburn for real though

Hold her down until the bubbles stop

Im gonna die before those pigs take me in

*MOLEST HER* *MOLEST HER* *MOLEST HER* *SLEEP ON THE COUCH*